I used to see a method on the Internet, that is, if you go to the street to sell Amway's pyramid scheme, you will ask in turn: "Do you believe in the Lord?" "Tell him to retreat.

So I cleared my throat and tried my best to let my face shine with the light of "God loves the world", and asked with great kindness, "Excuse me, do you believe in the Lord?" ”

In fact, although I can barely be regarded as an actor, pretending to be kind is not my forte, and I am afraid that my laughter is more evil than the demon Satan.

However, this Amway salesman, obviously seeing my honor, dared to come up and talk to me, which shows that his courage is commendable and he will not retreat easily.

The most infuriating thing was that I asked him, "Do you believe in the Lord?" I thought that he had already commanded his army, but he smiled cheaply and replied: "Believe! The Lord asked me to sell Amway! ”

Your sister's! It turns out that Amway pays Jehovah dividends every year! God sent you to do such a frivolous thing!

Seeing the disdain on my face, the Amway salesman looked left and right, lowered his voice and said to me:

"Young man, this shijie divides the false Lord and the Allah, I tell you, you can not buy my Amway products, but the true gospel is missed in vain when it arrives in front of you, what a pity! Why don't you listen to me tell me about this......"

Wow, it turns out that it's not just promoting Amway, but also promoting cults by the way! Your two brainwashing organizations have merged!

I shook my head and said, "I don't listen to your preaching, you can keep the destined people!" ”

"Don't mind!" Brother Amway stopped, "Actually, I don't have the ability to explain the gospel to you clearly, if you're interested—"

He stretched out his hand and pointed, "Aren't there a lot of people queuing up at the intersection over there?" Everyone is waiting for the professor to give a lecture! ”

"Professor?" I pouted, "Where did you street swindlers get the professor?" It is estimated that the experts who asked for TV direct sales above have a virtue of it! ”

"How can you say that we are liars, young man!" Brother Amway smacked his lips and said, "We teach science and happiness...... No, the scientific happiness seminar, but it is very rational to teach everyone the truth and spread the true gospel! ”

Science...... Happiness teaches? How can science and religion go hand in hand! The Vatican Pope still opposes evolution! Even if the word "happiness" is added in the middle, it can only look more nondescript!

Although Amway was very enthusiastic, I didn't listen to him and went to line up for a "free trial".

There are countless religious organizations that cheat money, whether it is China, the United States, Russia, Japan, South Korea, Canada, there are countless people, if according to them, the leaders are all "gods" or "gods", then the god realm should really give birth.

As I walked on, I glanced at the crowd in line as I passed the intersection, and laughed at them for their lack of determination and the need for a religion to comfort me.

Suddenly, I saw an acquaintance, but it wasn't quite what I remembered.

In the middle of the line, a short girl, dressed in a modest "summer school outfit" with a skirt that was long above her knees, stood in a restrained posture holding a stack of study materials, listening to a tall middle-aged man in front of her.

The slightly curly hair, and the shell hairpin on it, made me think that the other party was Gong Caicai - but this girl wore a pair of glasses with large frames today, and she looked more nerdy than usual.

I have a certain degree of face blindness, and in order not to recognize the wrong person, I carefully aimed at the girl's boobs - well, in the Shijie view of "Dragon Ball", it belongs to the Super Saiyan level - it was Aya Miya, yes.

Seeing Gong Caicai listening to the middle-aged man in front of him "lecturing" and nodding frequently, a nameless fire rushed up in my heart.

These cults are also too much! Even the school committee of our second (3rd) class of junior high school, the super well-behaved baby Gong Caicai has to cheat! Gong Caicai is Bai Fumei, it doesn't matter if you cheat some money, but I heard that many "sect leaders" are cheating money and sex, you must have evil thoughts and want to do such and such things!

Bastard! How do you get this kind of good thing...... No, it's not allowed to do bad things to Gong Caicai! I'm the sports committee of the second (3rd) class of junior high school, I can't watch this kind of thing happen, I have to stop it!

So I took three steps and made two steps, walked next to Gong Caicai and the middle-aged man, and greeted Gong Caicai directly:

"Why didn't you wear contact lenses today?"

The reason for using this tone is to deliberately appear that the two of us know each other well.

Tip: If you see someone stealing cats and dogs on the road and want to stop them, then please insist that the animal they stole belongs to you, which can play a role in making the other party a thief.

Of course, it's a little inappropriate to compare Gong Caicai with kittens and puppies, but don't care about the process, as long as the result is good.

"Ah, yes, it's Ye Lin!" Gong Caicai pushed the glasses that slipped down from the bridge of her nose, "The cornea has been a little inflamed recently, so ......"

"Is that your classmate?" The middle-aged man next to me looked at me with an enthusiastic face, and there was no slightness of the roe deer eyes of those who steal cats and dogs, but there were some powerful instruments.

"Teacher Hu, Ye Lin is my classmate in No. 28 Middle School, and he is the sports committee member of our class." Gong Caicai introduced a little shyly, "Ye Lin, this is Teacher Hu, who is responsible for teaching me mathematics in the summer cram school, and he is very ......."

Cram school teacher? The cram school teacher brought the students to participate in the cult training, if he is not a bad person, then there must be a problem with his IQ!

I put on a hooligan look and said contemptuously: "The one under the overpass who sells Amway, saying that you are a believer in the 'Science Happiness Sect'?" Is there such a thing? ”

Teacher Hu smiled and said, "I don't think it's a religion, but I think there are very profound theories in it, which are of great benefit to our happiness and self-improvement." ”

I ignored Mr. Hu and gave Gong Caicai a few glances, which means: If you are forced, just nod, and I will take your hand and run.

As a result, Gong Caicai didn't understand what I meant, and followed Teacher Hu and said blankly: "It's true!" I've only been to the class once, and I feel like I'm a little bolder! And the Amway salesman that Ye Lin just said ......"

Teacher Hu took over the conversation: "That young man had a very serious stutter before he came to the seminar to study! Now you see how fluent he is in promoting Amway! ”

you! I don't believe it! You simply promoted the Science Happiness Sect to make mutes talk about cross talk, and then joined the Deyun Club, wouldn't it be more effective?

At this time, the team moved forward more than 20 steps, and some people walked out of the seminar classroom, all of them full of spring and confidence, which made people feel that if they were all trusts, it would not be easy to find these people of different ages and social statuses, and the acting skills of these trusts were too good.

"I see!" Someone who looked like a college student shouted vigorously, "From now on, I know how to live happily!" ”

"The professor's lectures are so wonderful, I really want to see the demeanor of the sect leader with my own eyes!"

An aunt who often yujian when buying groceries is so emotional.

"Wow! And say that you are not a cult! I pointed to the aunt who was far away and asked, "It's already called 'the bishop master'!" ”

Teacher Hu still smiled unhurriedly, waved his hand and said, "That's what the members call out of respect." Actually, the professors in the seminar are also called 'wise men', and the top professors are called 'great wise men', and of course I prefer to call him president, although most people have never met him......

How do you listen to it, it's a cult, but looking at the rare fanatical color in Gong Caicai's eyes, although she has only been here once, I'm afraid she is quite fascinated, and it can't be persuaded away in a few words.

"This Ye Lin," Mr. Hu kindly invited, "If you are interested in our seminar, or even if you have a misunderstanding, you can come and observe a class!" It's free! ”

I didn't plan to agree, but at this time, Mr. Hu answered a phone call, and the mobile phone he took out from his jacket pocket was actually the same as my mobile phone, which was a domestic copycat Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone.

It's not very common, and the sudden appearance here at this moment makes me feel a chill in the dark, as if it represents something elusive.

"Okay, then I'll sit in on a class." I replied, "But if there are any anti-science, anti-human remarks in the classroom, and any remarks that undermine the reunification of the motherland, don't blame me for choking on fire with your professors!" ”

Mr. Hu smiled very confidently: "Don't worry, we are a 'Science Happiness Seminar'!" How can there be anything anti-science? At the heart of our symposium is a cutting-edge science that you will be exposed to in the future if you have patience. ”

I heard that I was going to go in to audit, Gong Caicai seemed very happy, she was timid by nature, and she would be more relieved to be accompanied by another acquaintance other than Mr. Hu, right?

"Ye Lin, it's great that you can listen to it together! As long as you do what the professor says, if you have perseverance and perseverance...... Even your legs can be longer! ”

Bastard! Don't laugh at my short legs to my face! And this kind of physiological problem can't be changed by listening to a few words of fallacy and heresy! What kind of strange organization is the Science Happiness Sect!

After waiting a little longer, it was finally our turn to enter the classroom.

After entering according to the order, I found that this classroom is probably also used by ordinary students to make up classes, the desk is very old, or two people at a table, I and Gong Caicai happened to sit at the same table, Teacher Hu was behind us, because the stool next to him was broken, he was one person at a table.

After sitting down next to Gong Caicai, I looked at her who was a little nervous and asked:

"In other words, what scientific happiness symposium do you attend, and what are the benefits? Do you think this will improve academic performance? ”

Gong Caicai snorted: "Academic performance or something, as long as you work hard." I hope, I hope I can grow a little taller......"

I've never heard that attending a seminar can make you taller! How can there be such a cheap thing! If height and leg length can be solved by seminars, then the Chinese who like to hold meetings have long become a muscular people, punching Stallone and kicking Schwarzenegger - because we grow muscles when we meet, do you have comparisons!

At this time, the classroom fell silent, and the professor of the Science Happiness Seminar (with the title of "Wise Person") stepped up to the podium, glanced at Xiangxia, and cleared his throat.

Not to mention, this professor is really a bit of an educator, and he is three points similar to the homeroom teacher who used the whole class to sell scrap with the whole class summer homework in elementary school - not my homeroom teacher and his father, right?

"Hello everyone, before the official lecture, please gather your spirits and review your wish to achieve, the key is: you must believe that this wish will come true!"

Before the words were spoken, more than half of the students made a gesture similar to a Christian pre-meal prayer, clasped their hands together, pressed them to their foreheads, and muttered something in their mouths.

Gong Caicai also made the above actions, and due to the environment, she unconsciously said her wishes.

"I hope to grow taller...... I hope to grow taller...... I hope to grow taller......"

Religiously like a nun.

"Hopefully the boobs will be a little smaller...... Hopefully the boobs will be a little smaller...... Hopefully the boobs can be reduced a little ......"

Huh? It seems to be more pious than when I wanted to grow taller! Is it so bad that too big boobs bother?

After the group prayer ended, Gong Caicai suddenly realized that she might have accidentally said her wish just now and let me listen to it, so she blushed with deep frustration.

The professor began to lecture on the podium, he took a "secret" and a "great man", trying his best to render the mystery, I listened impatiently, so I borrowed Gong Caicai's notes to see for myself - Gong Caicai's class notes are a model of the class, even if it is a record of the theory of scientific happiness teaching, it is absolutely to the point, can let me see it at a glance.

According to Miya's notes, the core of the Science Happiness Sect seems to be the "Law of Attraction."

This law holds that everything that happens around a person, the so-called "fate", is attracted by the person himself.

They believe that "thoughts" and "beliefs" have a certain gravitational pull, as if you always think "don't fail this exam", and the result is that nine times out of ten you will fail, and the moment you shoot the basketball, you think "this ball is in", and eight 'nine times out of ten, you will score.

It sounds demagogic and plausible.

In the next paragraph, they borrow the Buddhist saying that "everything is empty", and cutting-edge quantum mechanics supports the theory that everything is not a "physical object", but a set of vibrating "waves".

Even I, a person whose knowledge of physics is beyond that of ordinary middle school students, cannot find any obvious mistakes, and it seems that this "great wise man" is much more reliable than a certain cult leader who wrote a book saying that "light years" is a unit of time.

On the basis that everything is empty, the Science of Happiness believes that as long as you can control your thinking frequency and let yourself vibrate in the direction of "beneficial", you can make your dreams come true, and the core of the core is to "believe" that your dream will become a reality.

They even borrowed a pretty popular slogan: "As long as you want to succeed, all shijie will help you".