In order to convince the members, the professor of the Science Happiness Church has been giving examples of various celebrities on the stage, such as Newton who thought about scientific theories without sleep or food, so he became a great physicist, and said that Napoleon started as an artilleryman, always had great ambitions, and finally became a generation of war gods, Balabala.

Inspirational is inspirational, but there is a suspicion of chiseling! Newton didn't think of himself as a physicist just by thinking about it every day, people had at least done physics experiments! I'm crying for the dispersion experiment using a prism! The first reflecting telescope made with a grinding and polishing mechanism is crying!

And Napoleon, Napoleon fought with all his might, and only then did he become the god of war, if he could conquer Shijie by lying in bed and thinking about it, then Napoleon would not have hemorrhoids because he rode too many horses! If there were no hemorrhoids, Napoleon would not have been able to personally go to the battlefield to command the Battle of Waterloo because of hemorrhoids, and Europe would have been unified in advance, where did today's EU come from!

It's annoying that Gong Caicai next to him listens to it with relish, and whenever the professor on the podium finishes a sentence, Gong Caicai always blinks, as if this action can enhance his memory and comprehension.

In fact, I am more open-minded about religion, as long as I don't hurt others, it doesn't matter what religion I believe.

It's just that I have been educated in the red of the successors of the proletariat since I was a child, which has caused atheism to be preconceived, and now I want to bow down at the foot of a certain god again, which is unlikely.

I heard my dad say that there is a purely spoof of the "Flying Noodle Cult" in foreign countries, which believes that shijie is a piece of pasta created when he is drunk, and both the doctrine and the canons are super funny and entertaining.

In addition, I remember that Gonggong Cao said that he planned to establish a miniskirt religion in the future, and the ultimate goal of the religion was to launch an armed coup d'état, and after ascending to power, all women of appropriate age would wear miniskirts.

Of course, it is limited to beautiful women, in the Jihua of Grandpa Cao, ugly girls must be covered with Middle Eastern black robes around the clock, and they are not allowed to show their true faces.

When I had nothing to do, I used to think that if the coup d'état of Gonggong Cao was successful, the squad leader would be forced to wear miniskirts all day long, and I was not particularly against his sect.

But cults are different, and cults that brainwash their members and control them must be kept away! Gong Caicai, you are too easily influenced by others! In the anti-cult propaganda of the 28th Central Committee, you signed a banner printed with the words "Advocating Science and Opposing Cults"!

"The Law of Attraction is not a secret, and foreign friends have also made videos to promote it, but to truly understand it, we need to rely on the help of modern science from a scientific point of view......

The professor on the podium was still reading the words.

I wanted to raise my hand and ask a few tricky questions, but I didn't expect a person who looked like a high school student in the front row to take the lead.

"Professor, I read the law of attraction a few years ago, but it didn't work at all when I applied it to myself!"

"Oh?" The professor pushed his disc glasses, "Have you used the law of attraction?" What was your wish back then? ”

The high school student was a little embarrassed and said, "I want to pursue my senior sister, so I have been imagining in my mind that my senior sister and I are a couple according to the book—it doesn't work at all!" Senior sister zuihou was still soaked away by her senior brother! ”

"Well, you're a royal sister who deserves sympathy." The professor, who is obviously very old, calmly said the two-dimensional popular phrase, "Then in addition to YY to your senior sister, have you taken any active activities, such as making an appointment to send flowers?" ”

The high school student was even more ashamed, bowed his head and said, "No, I've always just had a crush." ”

"There's a bird for that!" The professor said angrily, "The core of the law of attraction is that thinking can affect matter, and although you are YY every day, you don't really believe that you can catch up with your senior sister, because you can't even affect the nearest person - yourself!" If you really implement the law of attraction, you will overcome your shyness and increase your charm, and you and your senior sister will have a singing and crying aiqing story! ”

"What? Do you have to work your own at the end of the day? "The high school students looked a little disappointed.

The professor sighed, raised his voice and said, "Don't get me wrong, our scientific happiness seminar is not a way to teach people to be lazy, but to teach people to manage themselves scientifically and try to help - no matter where in Shijie, lazy people are hopeless!" ”

"If you want to succeed and be happy, you have to work hard in the right direction non-stop! The Science Happiness Symposium is only responsible for providing you with the right direction, and it cannot make your dreams come true! ”

Huh? The professor is quite right? Instantly it became like a simple motivational speech, without much religious factor, did I misunderstand that this seminar is really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological construction?

All of a sudden, I felt something at my feet, with its hard shell, hitting my sneakers again and again.

When I looked down, it was a palm-sized turtle! Wild tortoises are extremely rare in the city, whose pet is this?

If you look closely, there are still words on the back of the turtle, which seem to be written crookedly, as if "Anyone who does not believe in Scientology is my son......"

the groove is actually scolding! What a kindergarten-level missionary technique this is! It's not more reliable than Chen Sheng and Wu Guang's fish belly Tibetan characters! That's more than 2,000 years ago! The era when the Fist of the Big Dipper has not yet been created!

This inscription on the back of the turtle immediately brushed off the favorability I had just improved, and I grabbed the turtle lid and lifted it upside down with one hand, wanting to show it to Gong Caicai, so that she could see through the true face of the Science Happiness Sect.

Gong Caicai, who was listening intently to the lecture, was poked with my finger and trembled in fright, she turned her head and found that I was holding a turtle in my left hand, and the turtle's head was still shaking around restlessly.

Gong Caicai's face turned white instantly, she is probably the type that doesn't like reptiles, and since she likes rabbits, it is normal for the turtle that won the race to have a good impression, right?

"Ye and Ye Lin, do you like to keep turtles as pets? This...... It's not a snapping turtle, is it? My relative's child was bitten by a snapping turtle......"

"Don't be afraid~~~" I pressed the turtle on the table and asked her to read the words on the turtle's back.

Gong Caicai read carefully: "Scientology teaches all my children......"

Because I had to hold down the turtle with my hand to prevent it from crawling, the words "Anyone who doesn't believe" at the top were blocked by my hand.

"Ye Lin's classmates are going to curse people......" Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly in confusion, her cheeks were feverish, "I can be regarded as believing in the seminar, Ye Lin said that the Church of Scientology is your son...... Isn't it even ...... me?"

"It's not! I didn't mean you! "I was so angry that I threw the turtle on the table, quite a storytelling that used a startling wooden style.

Gong Caicai continued to lower her head, "And Ye Lin is so mischievous, it's not very scientific, take me as an example, I can't be 'your son', at most 'your daughter'......"

That's not the point! After listening to the class for two days, did you just learn to drill in strange places! And if my daughter were so gullible to be deceived, I wouldn't let her go out casually! Shut up at home! All friends who come to the door must leave oral DNA and fingerprints!

At this time, Mr. Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, saw the turtle in my hand, he "shhh

"This Ye Lin, what are you doing with the professor's pet?"

Professor's pet? Sure enough, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, is it not an ordinary seminar, but is it spread as a religion? I was almost fooled by their words! Sure enough, it's a cult! You have to pull Gong Caicai out of this fire kang!

"Humph! Look at what's written on the turtle's back! I moved to a different position and held the turtle, but found that the inscription on the turtle's back was written with a water-based pen, which had just been erased by me, and at this time it officially became "Scientology is my son".

Teacher Hu said slightly: "I thought you were Caicai's classmate, although you look fierce, you should also be a polite person, but I didn't expect to write this kind of sentence!" And as I said earlier, I don't think the seminar is a religious ......."

"Huh? Leonardo da Vinci has come to you! ”

At some point, the professor had walked up behind me and watched me hold his pet turtle in his hand.

I glared at the professor and asked, "...... text on the turtle's back?"

The professor suddenly became up, "Isn't it 'Whoever doesn't believe in Scientology is my son'?" It was written by my teaching assistant, who had been a leader in a cult before, so he foolishly thought that this method would perform 'miracles,' and had criticized him many times. ”

Isn't it at all intended to cover up the complete sentence on the turtle's back, and not to shy away from the word "cult" at all? Actually poaching the backbone of other cults, this is really a cult within a cult!

"This young man, and these two friends who came with you," said the classroom with a kind face, taking the turtle from my hand, "my Leonardo da Vinci climbed to you, and it is also related to you, so why not take this opportunity to give you an insight into how the law of attraction works after the lecture is over!" ”

"What's the in-depth method?" I was still very vigilant, and subconsciously made a posture to protect Gong Caicai.

The professor smiled mysteriously, "The greatest achievement of the Scientific Happiness Symposium is not the discovery of the Law of Attraction, but the development of a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the Law of Attraction, and then through the interpretation of professionals like me, it is possible to predict your future to a certain extent!" ”

Predicting the future? Finally, there is a decent cult behavior! What else do you say about advanced computer programs, which are completely the same level as "computer fortune telling"! Look at how I, an atheist, have punctuated your tricks!

"The professor is actually going to show them 'causal calculations'!" A more familiar member exclaimed, "I heard that this program rents a national supercomputer, and the amount of computing and power consumption is so great that ordinary people can't afford to use it!" ”

"I'm really lucky to get a free trial!" Another person complained, "I come to class every time, and I am so positive, it is just a shallow prediction for me!" ”

"It's not easy to make shallow predictions! Are the results accurate? ”

"Well, it's quite accurate, even the bank where my private money is stored has been measured, it is worthy of a scientific religion!"