Volume 1 "The Story of Beauty and (Xingtang Poison Alliance)" Chapter 5 [Wolf Buries the Chess King - Beauty Panics]
After the she-wolves picked up a small mound of dirt, they squatted down and looked at the big male wolf who was licking his wounds, just waiting for his order......
At this time, the male wolf licked the remaining half of the wolf's leg with his tongue, and did not rush to order!
It knows that the fear of this person in the minutes before death is more painful and unbearable than the pain of death......
It licked its wounds unhurriedly, squinting at me from time to time, and the feeling before death was really terrible......
I can't do it now,---
Wolves are waiting for their lives! ---
It's just that I can get into the pit now,---
More than 100 pounds of quasi-love! ---
I can't eat all the bones left,---
Poor Xiaolan tears rippled! ---
Regret it! I regret that I didn't tell Xiaolan when I answered the 110 call, although after she knew, she would say that I was stupid! But knowing that I was answering the [Xingtang Poison Alliance], I would forgive me! Her kindness is soft-hearted, and I know it: (She has bought wild animals many times to release them...... )
The sky is also bright, and the cool breeze is gradually rising......
I think about it.
The big male wolf screamed at me again, revealing a terrifying smile!
That means: "Yes! Deserve! Boy, let's lose money this time, don't blame me, you, you deserve it!! ”
It bared its teeth in resentment, yawned a few times, motioned for the she-wolves to stand back, and then, on three legs, turned around with great effort and unhurriedness, and began to sweep the earth with its tail......
The soil came down, his face fell, and he inhaled his nose, and he closed his eyes and opened his mouth to breathe......
I thought, "It's over, it's over, it's over!" Poor me, I'll never see Xiaolan again......"
Thinking of this, I squeezed out a few tears with mud......
Critical moment!
It's time to live and die!
(Jiren has its own heavenly appearance...... )
Suddenly:
"Tong!"
A gunshot rang out!
(continued:)
"Wow......" screamed!
With a "plop", the big male wolf fell on the wooden plank, the entrance of the cave was blocked, and the cave was pitch black......
Busy pricking up his ears to listen carefully......
Listening to the footsteps, several she-wolves rushed forward in unison, two (big) side by side kneeling, stretching out their heads, holding up the big male wolf, the third wolf in the back, the mouth of the male wolf, in case of falling, the remaining two broken, quickly escaped......
Listen, fade away......
It's a little slower, but people can't catch up!
Rushing to the cave and shouting, "Help, help——! ”
After a while, there was one to wear; Alarm; Cap; The kid ran over, looked down, and took out a flashlight and shone it inside!
Suddenly shouted: "In this ...... This kid is here! ”
There was a sound of footsteps running quickly, and an eager female voice said, "Is that him?" ”
A beautiful, anxious woman's face appears at the entrance to the hole...
"Yikes! Zhang Lan! ”
I was ashamed, sleepy, unconscious...
(Original:)
Zhang Lan was sitting at 110, answering the phone, and when she saw that no one answered, she checked the caller number, knew that it was me, and called back, but my mobile phone was wet and scrapped by wolf urine, Xiaolan called around again to ask, to no avail... She was in a hurry, and the satellite positioning could not find the signal, and she was anxious to report to the director, and the whole police dispatched to find ...
With all her might, she moved the plank out of the way and told people to dig out...
It took a lot of effort for the police to get it up, and made fun of it:
"Why did Xiaolan make such a fool? If you have nothing to do, you will kill yourself... Hum huh"
"Alas! Not to mention, he got half of the wolf's claw! And a flashlight ......"
A few policemen couldn't laugh bitterly! Zhang Lan just cried......
Early morning: Seven-level winds are coming, dusty, flying sand and rocks, and the weather is unusually cold...
After being rescued: As soon as the cold wind blew, I eased up, looked at Zhang Lan who was holding me in my arms, and felt a burst of gratitude in my heart!
She dialed the 120 ambulance and called a couple of stupid cops to wait for the bus...
Seeing that there was no one, he asked me in his arms, "Fool, are you cold?" ”
It's warm in my heart......
Moved by me, Xiaolan, who was shivering from the cold, said: "You wear thin, don't get a stroke!" ”
"Look at you, you're dying, and you still have time to care about people......," he said, taking off his coat, covering me, and hugging me tightly.
Zhang Lan: "Your body is cold, cold, and so dirty, it's really sinful..."
I looked at her, crying in the cold wind, grateful, and my brain spun fast......
Suddenly!
Suddenly!
Involuntarily, he shouted: "Lan! I, I have, I have! ”
"What's up?"
"Yes, yes, there's a downlink!"
After speaking, she couldn't cry with excitement, and she hurriedly said: "Don't worry, don't worry, I'll talk about it later!" ”
I leaned over her ear: "You hug in the wind, I am moved, I see, see the scene, this is ".................."
She smiled secretly: "Don't say it yet, wait to surprise (the director)!" ”
"Hmmm! … Reasonable! ”
A while...
The 120 car arrived, and the police carried me into the car, and the fat captain was still secretly retaliating and pinching me......
In the ambulance: Zhang Lan hugged me in her arms and asked softly: "Fool, you are hiding in the pit in the dark, not cold!" ”
"That Gu is cold, all afraid!"
"If it weren't for me, wouldn't you—You'd be gone?"
"Yes! Dangerous! If you didn't have it, there wouldn't be this (Xingtang Chess King)! Almost... Alas, this night is in danger! ”
"But no, what are you doing in the mountains?"
"It's not for the sake of answering this [Xingtang Poison Alliance]!"
Suddenly, the eyes lit up, and the brain teaser turned sharply......
Alas!
I can't hide the talent of my big head!
"Xiaolan, another one!"
"What?"
As soon as I beckoned, she came over with her ear, and I whispered, "How is "........................"? ”
Xiaolan took out a pen and paper and wrote it down in her notebook......
She looked at my face with pity: "Okay, don't bother with it! ”
All the stupid cops, who know the mystery, fun! Just napping and thinking about women......
Keep the book short:
After arriving at Xingtang County Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine, it is a ...... for examination and infusion
After that, Xiaolan took me to the bathroom and started to take a bath!
Stop! She took off my naked bath for the first time, and she was really not ashamed! Just say, "Dirty! Sao, angry, smelling bad to death......"
I really suspect that she has seen other stinky men before, but she can't be sure......
She treats me as a baby egg and never abandons her. Alas......
Zhang Lan said while washing: "Stupid! You dug a trap, but the wolf didn't go down, why did you go in yourself? ”
"Alas! It's a long story..."
I confessed in 1510......
Zhang Lan pouted: "If you are really eaten by a wolf, what should I do?" Marry someone else? ”
I was surprised: "Don't! Don't ——! Such a beautiful and kind Nizi, married someone else, is really blind to this person! ”
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha......"
Zhang Lan's silver bell-like laughter is better than sweet words.
I looked at her bright smile and couldn't help but say, "You are so beautiful!" ”
Xiaolan: "Soil, boastful soil, come, smart, tell me how you feel when you see me now!" ”
I said, "I want to hear it...... Truth! ”
"Truth!"
I-
"One word - hot!"
"Two words - uncomfortable!"
"Three words - this; ying; Finish! ”
When Xiaolan heard this, she couldn't help but rush down to take a look: "Villain, down; Flow! … No... But..."
I asked, "But what?" ”
Xiaolan blushed:
"You're really not physically handicapped......"
Looking at her with a shy face like a peach blossom, naked and being washed by her, I was excited in my heart......
coaxed her: "Why don't you take off your washing too?" ……”
"Think beautifully, you will be stupid to me, will you be?"
The monkey was in a hurry, so she tried to kiss her, but she pulled her hand and didn't let it succeed:
"I've never seen a woman or (monk) Ang in my last life! Don't make trouble, be obedient, make trouble again, I don't care about you! ”
I had to say, "Don't you really let you kiss?" ”
"Why are you?"
"That's... You go out and regret it, don't blame me! ”
"Don't be sentimental! Hurry up and wash up, don't delay the time, and get down to business! ”
"Alas......"
I had to climb down and rub her back...
But the heart is itchy:
——
Pretty Niko takes a bath,---
Feeling excited and feeling good. ---
have the heart to kiss her; Hot---
I just won't take off my clothes! ---
Woman rubbing vest messy ,---
How can good things be achieved? ---
He didn't let it happen if he wanted to do good,---
How can you coax her to be fooled? ---
The more this happens, the better it feels,---
No other woman can compare! ---
Seeing my feelings, I can't control ,---
But Xiaolan just won't let me touch it! ---
How can I coax her? ---
how to make her move; Feeling? ---
(Only to try again :)
Me: Don't you know that? ---
Lan: I advise you not to think about it, pull it down quickly! ---
Me: You—you don't know... Good! ---
Lan: No matter how good you are, you can't be blind; Wildly; Do! ---
……
(I :)
Now I can't control it,---
Please Xiaolan hurry up and save me! ---
(Ran:)
Don't provoke me and get angry,---
I'll spank you again! ---
(I :)
I think, I think, I think,---
Very much needed, flowers; Nun; Mother! ---
(Ran:)
I don't care if you want it or not,---
You ask again, slap you in the face! ---
(I :)
Once, once, just once,---
You just endure and suffer a loss! ---
(Ran:)
There are not many women; Feeling; Dog---
If you ask me again, I'll go! ---
If I say you again, you won't listen,---
I'm going to leave right away and I won't fight with you! ---
I hurriedly said: "Don't, don't go, I'll listen, I'll listen!" ”
However, I was unwilling, and I couldn't help but mutter: "Alas! As long as you can agree......"
"What can I do?"
(I'm busy making waves :)
One; Hug; One; Embrace; New Year's ,---
I can go up to the sky by going down! ---
As long as; Take off; Clothing; Don't wear ,---
Make sure you have a good laugh! ---
……
Lan: "What? Have you experienced it? ”
Me: "No, no! ”
Lan: "How do you know?" ”
Me: "I—I'm dreaming......"
Lan: "Daydreaming, right?" ”
(I :)
As long as I am with you; Affair; One; Do---
Don't change it for the golden girl again! ---
(Ran:)
Woman; Lose; Body; and get angry,---
There can be more happiness there! ---
Men coax you on; Finish; Bed---
Like the new and hate the old; Hue; Wolf! ---
I'm really going to let you get it,---
I'm going to throw my legs and go! ---
(I :)
As long as you're willing to concede; I; Touch---
I'll be sure you'll be on the right track; High; Prosper! ---
early to have children; Moisten; Light---
You just don't want to be early; While; Mother? ---
early to have children; While; Family---
You just don't want to be early; While; Mother? ---
(Ran:)
You can only have after marriage, marriage; Former; Convex; Belly; Shame on you! ---
Even if he wants to touch it after marriage, he wants to touch me and be happy! ---
Although I respect you as a chess king, I will not allow you to be blind; Wildly; Do! ---
If you force it to be carried out again, I will fight to the death and not let you succeed! ---
……
Me: "... This... This ......"
(Ran:)
You mess around and don't blush,---
Could it be that already, don't boys? ---
(I'm anxious to argue:)
I'm innocent and waiting for you,---
I haven't played no; Correct; Pass through! ---
Please Xiaolan believe me,---
Never with a woman; Come; Kiss; Near! ---
(Ran:)
This can only be said on the ears,---
Why do you go crazy when you see me? ---
(I :)
Because you are as long as a flower,---
The temperament is even more eye-catching! ---
It's two hundred and fifty fools,---
See you beautiful and bluff forward! ---
I was born with a good mind,---
There's a girl you don't want to be with you! ---
(Ran:)
A man boasts of his strong heart and eyes, and he forgets his mother when he marries a daughter-in-law! ---
Said that the girl didn't want to hug him, unless he took the wrong medicine! ---
It's ridiculous for a man to speak, as if he can do it with patience? ---
(I'm anxious to argue:)
"I can hold back!"
"Can you hold it?"
"Yes!"
"Really!"
"Really!"
"Isn't it uncomfortable?"
"It's not uncomfortable, it's bearable!"
"Good! Let's wash it......"
“……”
- Alas! Got in her trap!
(To be honest: although the monkey was in a hurry that day, under Xiaolan's left and right blocks, three blocks and four blocks, I didn't get any cheap...... )
Back to the scene:
After washing and entering the ward, I was all calm......
A while......
She took out her notebook and said, "Your first link "............" answer is not as domineering as "People on the Tree Are Afraid of Wolves and Wait for Wolves to Be Afraid of People on the Tree"! Can't hold down the uplink! Alas! It can only be said that it is right. ”
"Fool! It's no wonder that although you are a chess king, you haven't been to school for a few days! Look, this second downlink ".................." and this comparison, you see, can't be properly matched, it can only be regarded as another uplink!
When I heard it, I had to admire her high school graduation level!
Xiaolan said again: "However, these two lower links are answered by you by relying on (smartness), not by (learning), and they are worthy of yourself - yourself, so after you are discharged from the hospital, tell the director, he can feel better!" ”
"Well, listen to Madame!"
"Dream of marrying a daughter-in-law, and think of good things! Who is going to marry you (stupid)? I just sympathize with you! ”
Zhang Lan said again: "After the birth of this Xingtang Poison Alliance, I have secretly researched it, but I have no clue... Alas! It can be said that this poison union "People in the Trees Are Afraid of Wolves and Wolves Are Afraid of People on the Trees" wants to answer absolutely! It's up to future generations! ”
"So hard to answer?"
"Hmm... I don't think in two or three years, no one will be able to answer the question——! ”
My competitive spirit rose again: "I'll answer another one when I have the chance!" ”
"Don't, don't do anything stupid! From now on, don't think about it, why don't you think about how to earn money and marry a daughter-in-law? ”
I smiled: "I can't starve you!" ”
"you!"
I looked at her angry look and smiled!
As he was talking, all the famous bosses and celebrities in this line of Tang have joined forces to come and see the wolf's claws! I picked up the wolf's claw, which was still tied to the flashlight, and talked about it for everyone...
A mouthful of foam...
Everyone was dumbfounded...
I was proud and began to make waves again: "You guys - did you answer the [Xingtang Poison Alliance] who offered a reward of 10,000 yuan (the director)?" ”
"No, no one answered..."
"In the past few days, all the newspapers and TV have been broadcast, and those who can answer will be rewarded with 10,000!!"
I'm even more proud!
"Rubbing ——!" Jumped to the chair! Chest and belly!
Loudly announced: "By me, by me (Xingtang Chess King) declare: I didn't go to the mountain in vain, I didn't suffer in vain!" I have touched the scene and answered! It's not one, it's two——! ”
Now the inside and outside of the ward boiled: "Okay... (Xingtang Chess King) is going to claim the prize again..."
(Suddenly discovered: I don't know when [Xingtang TV] reporter Liu Lujing came?) A video was also taken... And it was reported on the Xingtang evening news! )
After a while, the attending doctor, Mi Ji Suo, came and said, "I can be discharged from the hospital tomorrow!" ”
I jumped up excitedly: "Xiaolan! Call your director! Tomorrow, tomorrow to inform the next link! ”
When everyone heard this, they urgently asked the next link! I smiled mysteriously and stretched out two fingers: "Two downlinks, want to listen?" ”
"Hmmm......"
"Tell me about the chess king..."
I smiled smugly:
"Listen up... Confidentiality for now! ”
"Alas! …”
Everyone couldn't help sighing and being helpless! Rush to turn around......
At this time, Xiaolan connected the phone!
"The big head replied with two lower links..."
(Xingtang County Public Security Bureau): "Ah! After answering two, I have long said that that kid is rare! Tomorrow I will be discharged from the hospital, and I will pick him up at [Feng Hug]! ”
When everyone heard this, they were boiling! All in a hurry to call!
What for?
Order the phoenix to hold tomorrow's table, wait to see me (the king of Tang chess), answer the union, and show a majestic posture......
Seeing this, I urgently instructed: Friends who know the news and plan to go to the [Fenglou Hotel] tomorrow - pay attention, in front of the director, don't mention the [Xingtang Second Couplet], otherwise, I'm in a hurry with you!
……