This day is a bright spring, Fenglou Hotel: Lively and crowded, people are looking forward to waiting for me to come, so as to see the demeanor of my (chess king) answer...

I drove the Dongfeng car I just bought a few days ago, pulled a few students, and went to Zhang Lan's house to pick up.

I am full of momentum, refreshed, and straighten my waist! There are a few of my apprentices (chess students) who serve before and after, serving tea and water. In her house, she has taken up all the prestige and limelight......

Wait to pick up Xiaolan and go straight to Fenglou!

Everyone was looking forward to it, waiting for me to arrive, and after getting out of the car, the director of the public security bureau cordially shook hands with me and talked!

When I came to the rostrum of the hall and looked down, the hall was full of people, one by one holding a book with the upper link, just waiting for me to say the record of the next link! When I turned around again, someone who had good things had already written in the big tent behind me:

【Xingtang Poison Alliance】

Shanglian "People in the Trees Are Afraid of Wolves and Waiting for Wolves to Be Afraid of People on Trees"

The next link ".............................."

The director introduced me, and then announced: "Next, our Xingtang chess king will introduce his couplet!" ”

I was on the stage, looking down proudly, silently, staringly, respectfully, and so on... I was happy and proud in my heart!

Think, "Hey, hey, it's time to show your face!" Look at Xiaolan, she smiled at me encouragingly...

I hurriedly let the director sit down, and then my body twisted suddenly...

"Rubbing ——!"

Jumping to the table, in order to attract attention, I did a backflip, and then landed, and after falling, I jumped high again! On the table!

"Whoa......" burst into applause.

When he settled down, he stood tall and proud, and in order to show himself, he deliberately raised his voice, for fear that someone would not hear him, and pouted his mouth:

"Hello everyone! Don't worry, everyone, it's not easy for me to answer this line! That's after I read the ancient book [Carrying the Wolf] in my family, I ventured to the mountains to catch the wolf, no, I was in danger! This wolf is smarter than ever, and he was almost beaten to death by them! If I didn't have Xiaolan, I would have been gone, it was Xiaolan who saved me, here, I want to thank my life-saving benefactor in advance and propose to her! ”

After that, with a shake of the trick-like hand, a bouquet of flowers was shaken, and then a backflip fell to the ground!

Bi respectfully came to Xiaolan, knelt on one knee, and proposed to her...

Xiaolan was shocked and embarrassed!

At this time, the director came to the front: "Xiaolan, this kid is okay, promise him!" ”

When everyone heard this, they all pushed the boat down the river: "Xiaolan, Xiaolan, beautiful and extraordinary!" Everyone helped, promised the chess king 、..."

Xiaolan blushed and had a thick neck, but under the general trend, she had to make compromises and snatch the flowers! A round of applause...

I'm pulling onions on dry land again: "Rub-" on the table!

"Go on......!"

I didn't hurry, deliberately cleared my throat, and coughed dryly: "That morning the wind was strong, level 7 wind, extremely cold!" Thanks to our beloved people's police, it was they, the captain and Uncle Fat, who led the people to save me! ”

Speaking of which, I bowed ninety degrees to the fat captain who had been against me! Although he didn't look down on me as a sworn enemy, in front of the director, he had to reluctantly squeeze out a smile to me......

The book implicitly expressed: This fat dun once did not know the height of the sky, pursued Lanzi, although he did not succeed, but he hated me to the bone, I bowed to him, all in order to stabilize him in my limelight, so as to save him from making something out of nothing and causing trouble...

Back to the scene:

"After the beloved people's police dug me out, I was blown by the cold wind, and I slowly woke up.

Everyone said: "The chess king has a big life, and he escaped death!" ”

I'm making a fool of myself:

"Yes, this couplet has to be immersive and inspired! In the wind, Xiaolan is afraid of me being cold and hugging me tightly! ”

Speaking of which, I couldn't help but look at Xiaolan-

"Yikes!"

She's glaring at her with a vicious gaze...

Hurriedly avoided her vicious gaze and continued: "Xiao Lanfeng asked me: Stupid, are you cold? I cried gratefully: crying and said: Lan, you are wearing thin clothes, don't get a stroke. Lanzi said: It's all like this, and I can take care of people who feel distressed! ”

"She was moved to tears by me... Everyone, pay attention, this scenario is the next link! What do you think? Hahaha, absolutely, right? Ha, ha, ha, ha..."

Speaking of this, he jumped off the table and began to flirt at Xiaolan......

At this time, everyone was anxious and gossiping: "This means something, but how can it be right?" The chess king made it clear..."

I pretended to be stupid: "I've made it clear!" ”

Everyone hurriedly asked: "We don't understand, may we be stupid, chess king, let's explain it to everyone!" ”

I pretended to be embarrassed and spread my hands: "Didn't you say everything?" ”

At this time, the director got up and came closer: "Chess king, don't sell it... You see, even I, the big director, can't guess it, so you can tell everyone about it! ”

"This, this, this ......"

My mind was spinning fast: "Get an idea, let the director guess first, so that he can be majestic and majestic!" ”

Just say:

"Director, this is the little girl in the wind who is afraid of me being cold!"

"Yikes!"

The director shouted excitedly!

It's really not simple, this honest and honest director suddenly understood!

Wang Ju glared at me and said word by word:

"This next link is "Women in the Wind Are Afraid of Men, Cold Men, and Women Are Afraid of Strokes"

I hurriedly flattered: "This director is the director, smarter than my chess king!" ”

Everyone hurriedly wrote and compared in the notebook, and then looked at each other:

"Alas, it's really right......"

"Okay......"

"Why can't I think of it?"

"The director is really extraordinary!"

Mouthful, full of praise!

The director looked serious: "Wait, change the word again, it will be more appropriate" The director said slowly: ""Women in the wind are worried about men, men are cold, men are worried about women's strokes"

I hurriedly took the lead in applauding and flattering:

"The director flipped it, and it was wonderful! －－－

Add worry and fear, wonderful and chic! ”－－－

only held the director in the clouds. However, the director is a hero who has passed through the world, and he is not intoxicated with flattery! He was stunned for a moment and asked, "Chess King, your second one is definitely it?" ”

I had no choice but to tell the truth: "Director, this second one, Xiaolan said that it can't be properly matched, and it can only be counted as another uplink, and it's better not to make it public!" ”

Director: "No! While everyone is here, it's better to make it public, otherwise, everyone won't agree! He deliberately shouted at everyone: "Isn't that right? ”

At the instigation of the director, everyone began to make waves: "Say it quickly, say it quickly, don't say it, I can't sleep at night......

"Ask the chess king to speak...... Otherwise, we won't go......"

Looking at these celebrities, bosses, bureau chiefs, and section chiefs, I really couldn't do it, so I looked at Xiaolan, and she cast a tacit look.

In order to expand the situation, I was embarrassed:

"This ...... Want to hear it? ”

"I want to hear it!"

"Do you really want to hear it?"

"I really want to hear it!"

"This second couplet was also forced out after I failed that night (back wolf)! That day, after the fat uncle rescued me, he called 120 ambulance, in the car, Xiaolan hugged me in his arms and asked: Are you not afraid of danger when you go up the mountain at night? ”

I said, "Yes, this black light is really dangerous!" ”

"Phew! Listen, this is it! ”

Speaking of which, let's not talk about it again!

Everyone doesn't understand, they are all dumbfounded and don't understand: "Chess king, don't embarrass us, let's break it!" ”

Serious: "I've made it clear..."

The desired effect is out: time has stopped in general!

A moment passed... Another moment passed...

Everyone looked at the director randomly, and I used my brain again... deliberately said to the director: "Director, what do you say will happen in distress in this dark sky?" ”

Director: "Dangerous! ”

"That's right! Dangerous! ”

The director was blindfolded and pointed at his fingers: "Eleven words... Alas, exactly! ”

The director read it out with confidence and confidence: "Danger in Distress in the Dark, Danger in the Dark, Danger in the Dark"

It's a mess!

There was an uproar!

Everyone sighed to themselves: "Hehe, the king is still smarter than us and understands faster!" ”

The applause lasted for a long time...

Everyone gradually became quiet from the frenzy, and began to eat, drink, and chat......

Today, my talent and my careful eye are fully played, and they can be regarded as earning enough face for the director! But things must be reversed, and accidents will happen when this time of pride, there is a way: happiness produces sorrow, and good things are grinding!

Again:

The danger is not light, death and life come and win! －－－

Since ancient times, heroes have been in danger of neutrality, and men and women have been paired in a desperate situation! －－－

This is not!

was eating, a man suddenly rushed in at the door, viciously stepped forward and grabbed Xiaolan, who was talking and laughing, and pulled out without saying anything!

And said, "Return, return, home!" ”

He was as strong as an ox and stammered......

When everyone saw it, they secretly talked about it......

At first sight:

"Roar! Broken! ”

I saw: The black-faced man saw that Xiaolan didn't follow him, and raised his slap viciously like a fan......

……