I'm calling trouble, Cheng is making trouble. My mom gave me this name purely because I cried a lot when I was born, and it didn't mean that I was noisy. So don't get me wrong, I've always been a quiet beautiful man.

We have a large family and many uncles. So that the family has always been yang and yin. I've always felt. If you slap the family casually, the mosquitoes that are knocked out are all male.

As a result, I didn't get my dad's attention at all. I sometimes even seriously suspect that I was delivered at a big sale in the supermarket.

Actually, I'm here to introduce my dad well, and by the way, all my grievances since I can remember.

But I'm afraid that he will smile and ask me to copy a hundred articles when he sees it, and I am wrong, so I will skip him here.

If I had to say actually, I kind of looked down on my dad. He's a two-faced man. In front of me, but in front of my mother, my mother said whatever she wanted. A big man, tsk, it's really embarrassing to the extreme.

If I have a daughter-in-law in the future, I will never be as ashamed as my father.

Ahem, that's a bit of a stretch. Now let's talk about my sister.

My dad always said that my sister was his little padded jacket. In fact, it is a cotton jacket that loves to toss people. Compared to her, I am really a quiet beautiful man. So at home, if I can walk around her, I will never walk in front of her.

Her greatest ability is to mess everything up. As long as I'm there. I'm the one who carries the black pot. So much so that at one point, I kept thinking about whether I should run away from home or not.

It's hard enough to think about life, and these unhappy things, don't talk about it.

Of my uncles, Uncle Akai was the most talkative. He's the best woman I've ever met. Almost every time he takes me out, the girlfriend around him is different.

He loves to take me out to play, but every time he takes me out, he goes to the bar, saying that he wants me to experience life in advance. It's just that before I could experience what it means to experience life, he was invited by my dad to have tea.

My father's words were a deterrent to him, and he never dared to take me out to play openly from then on. They all took me out secretly. But I still don't know what he means by experiencing life. But don't worry, Uncle Akai said I'll know when I grow up.

Uncle Anan is the most serious person I've ever met, he's busy. Take care of my dad's business. I rarely get to see him.

Among the uncles, my favorite uncle is Uncle Bei. He is the best person for me. Whenever I get into trouble, just look for him. He'll take care of it for me.

Whatever I wanted, as long as it wasn't too out of line, he would get it for me. In a word. He was many times more reliable than Uncle Akai.

I've suffered Uncle Akai's loss. One time I went into my dad's study and broke my dad's favorite teacup. I went to ask Uncle Akai to carry the bag for me, and he agreed. Who knew that he would sell me when he turned around.

He later told me that he was more afraid of my dad than I was. I don't know if it's true or false.

He was afraid of my dad, and my dad repeatedly asked him to find someone to marry seriously. but he went in his left ear and out of his right ear.

So much so that our family has always been in a state of yang and yin decline.

Back to Uncle Bei, Uncle Bei is almost always unsmiling and silent. Uncle Akai secretly told me that Uncle Abei was not what he is now.

This has been the case since he was lame. But lameness is not the root cause, Akai comfortably said that Uncle Abei is not such a person who can't afford to lose.

The reason why he is silent is because of a woman. That is, his ex-girlfriend. I was curious about what his ex-girlfriend was like, and quietly rubbed Uncle Akai to take me to see it.

But Uncle Akai didn't agree, only told me that he was already married, and that the children were older than me.

I actually wanted to help Uncle Bei, but the other party is married and has children, so even if I want to help, I can't help.

But I'm still curious about what the man who made Uncle Abei silent looked like. So he pestered Uncle Akai in private and asked.

Uncle Akai was probably so annoyed by me that he finally showed me a yellowed picture one day. Let's be honest. I was a little disappointed to see that picture.

I always thought that the woman who made Uncle Abei swoon would definitely be a big beauty. Not to mention the country and the city, at least there has to be a difference.

But the person in the picture. The face is chubby. It's cute, but it's not sexy at all. It's the same as Teacher He, who is in charge of us in our kindergarten.

I looked at the picture and thought about it, and I couldn't think of so many beautiful women. Uncle Abei is only reluctant to miss this one.

Later, I figured out that Uncle Abei was reluctant to give up on this person, probably because he had not met this type of person.

Everyone has their favorite genre. For example, Uncle Akai has always liked beautiful women with big breasts and long legs. Uncle Bei probably likes this cute type.

Knowing what type Uncle Abei likes, this matter is much easier. As long as he's at home. I would grind him to send me to kindergarten and give him the opportunity to meet our teachers.

But Uncle Abei is a wooden man and met several times in kindergarten. I don't know if I ask Mr. He out for a cup of coffee. Let me look at it and be anxious.

The means of picking up girls are 108,000 miles worse than Uncle Akai. Therefore, the sentence that those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black may not be like this.

In order to let Uncle Abei come out of the shadows of the past as soon as possible, I am the only one who has come out. It's time for kindergarten to get out of school. I'll just rub the last one to go. When Teacher He sent me to the door, I said I was hungry and asked Teacher He to accompany me to eat.

But this trick doesn't work very well. I grinded several times before Mr. He agreed to go out once.

But Uncle Abei didn't cherish this hard-won opportunity, and the whole home game was provoked by me. I asked Uncle Ah Bei what Mr. He likes to eat and play. Finally, I also asked Mr. He what kind of man he likes.

It's a pity that Mr. He probably thought I was just a little kid and didn't answer.

Halfway through the meal, I excused myself to go to the toilet. I want to create a separate space for Uncle Ah Bei and Teacher He to get along. Who knew that Uncle Abei didn't appreciate my kindness and insisted on taking me there.

Hmph, I'm not a child. Those who can still get lost in the bathroom are idiots.

In short, my hard work was in vain. This time, Uncle Abei and Teacher He only said ten sentences.

I was discouraged, but Uncle Akai told me that saying ten words is also an improvement. Uncle Ah Bei sent me to school, and I only talked to Teacher He for two sentences at most. Ten sentences is certainly an improvement.

Uncle Akai's favorite words to his delicate girlfriends are to tie up men's hearts. It is necessary to tie the man's stomach.

Therefore, I think it is very necessary for Mr. He to show his cooking skills in front of Uncle Bei. So I thought about going to Mr. He's house as a guest.

The task is daunting, almost impossible. But the good thing is that I am loved by everyone. Teacher He and I promised that I would not make trouble in class in the future, and insisted that I would be a guest at her house for a month.

Mr. He probably thought that I couldn't do it, so he casually agreed. So I went through a long month of kindergarten. Finally, I went to Mr. He's house as a guest on a weekend.

Uncle Akai knew that I was going to Mr. He's house as a guest and had to come with us, and I told him in a serious tone that people should have strong eyes. Light bulbs are annoying. I'm also a light bulb, but I'm small. Negligible.

Ms. He did not disappoint me at all, her cooking skills are excellent. It's almost on par with my mom.

The braised pork she burns is fat but not greasy. Melt-in-your-mouth. The most important thing is that I won't be like my mom and won't let me eat more.

She also made my favorite cola chicken wings, a whole large plate, and although I was reluctant, I still reluctantly divided Uncle Bei's two.

I feel like I've sacrificed a lot.

Teacher He's house is on the first floor, and he has a small yard by himself. After eating, I went to the small courtyard to watch the ants move, and gave up the space to Uncle Ah Bei and Teacher He.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Abei didn't understand my hard work, so he went out to smoke with him. I originally planned to let the two of them go to the movie, but who knew that Uncle Abei would say that it was going home after dark.

It's just a big piece of wood.

I was so angry that I didn't want to pay attention to him for days.

It was only later that I realized that this kind of matchmaking would not work. Uncle Abei didn't open his mind, so he had to let Uncle Akai open his mind and go to class.

But in the end, the matter was still over, I don't know which big tongue poked this in front of my mother, and I was trained by my mother for an afternoon.

But for the sake of Uncle Bei's lifelong event, it's nothing for me to be disciplined. So I asked Uncle Akai to ask Uncle Abei if he likes Teacher He for me, if he wants to like it, even if he goes up the knife mountain and goes down to the sea of fire, I have to create a chance for him.

But Uncle Akai never replied to me. So my matchmaking plan had to be abandoned.

Our family often has guests, and the most frequent guest is Uncle Guo Shu. He always brings a lot of good food every time he comes.

But my dad never treated him very well. Later, I learned that when I was very young, my mother was almost abducted by Uncle Guo Shu.

Uncle Guo Shu is very gentle and kind to me. Much better than my dad. So I have some regret that he didn't kidnap my mother.

If my dad was Uncle Guo Shu, I think my life would be much better.

However, Uncle Guo Shu's little sister is very beautiful and fragrant. I pondered it again and again, but I still thought it would be better for him to be my father-in-law.

When his little sister grows up, I will be his son-in-law. Then I'll be able to escape my dad's clutches. Just thinking about it, I feel that my future is open.

Actually, I still want to complain about my current miserable life, but in the morning I secretly took Niannian to dig out the bird's nest, causing her to break her hand. My dad asked me to write 200 articles, I was wrong, and he took Niannian out to play and came back to check.

If I can't write it, he'll double the punishment with a black heart, so I still don't say it.

I'll see you next time, ladies and gentlemen.

The whole book is finished