[367] The mission of girlfriends
The closer she got to the men's toilet, the more boys there were in the corridor, Xiaoqin finally didn't hold on, and when she was still a dozen steps away from the men's toilet, she turned around and fled.
"What's the big deal!" Before Xiaoqin escaped, she said hatefully, "I used to go to a place like the men's toilet when I was a child!" ”
This reminded me that when Xiaobawang went to the public toilet with us, he always had to go to a cubicle by himself, and I thought he was eating a lot more, but it turned out to hide that he didn't have a little jj!
Such a humiliating past, don't take it out as a glorious deed!
In the men's bathroom, I usually choose the innermost urinal, because most of the boys in Twenty-Eight think that I am a grumpy campus boss, in case I don't like it, I have to press my head into the urinal, so the urinals adjacent to me generally no one dares to use them, I use the innermost one, which can reduce the cost of a resource.
Today, someone walked up to me, unzipped it and let it out.
I didn't have to look around to know it must be an acquaintance.
Sure enough, Shen Shaoyi, who looks like an idol singer, solves physiological problems while whistling, in fact, he has a good relationship with me, but I can't get used to it, that is, he is more handsome than others even if he pees.
"Ye Lin, I heard that you became the sports committee of the second (3rd) class of junior high school?"
"That's," I said, "you're a little too closed-minded, aren't you?" I've been doing it for a long time! ”
"Cut, your business, what do I have to pay attention to every day? It's not that Captain Guo Songtao has recently conducted special training for Niu Shili in your class every day, and I just learned that you became a sports committee member and reorganized the class basketball team, and you want to play well in the basketball conference? ”
"What," I laughed, "are you scared in the second (2nd) class?" ”
"Don't be funny!" Shen Shaoyi made a gesture of "stand aside" to me, "I am with Liu Badshui, I don't know how many inter-school competitions I have cooperated, how can a hastily formed team of yours be our opponent!" ”
I stimulated him: "Did Brother Tao say that Niu Shili is making rapid progress?" ”
Shen Shaoyi pouted and said, "What's the use of that!" He's not flexible enough, I can shake him with more feints! ”
"You might be able to handle him alone," I provoked, "but if the two of us defend you under the basket together, do you have the confidence to shoot the ball?" ”
Shen Shaoyi rolled over a sanitary bulb eye for me, "Why do you two defend me!" And I won't shoot a three-pointer! ”
Out of a competitive mentality, the two of us unconsciously walked out into the hallway together after blowing a big blow about the basketball team in our class.
Shen Shaoyi's footsteps suddenly slowed down, his hands in his pockets, and asked me a little hesitantly:
"Didn't there be a female sports committee in your class? You became a sports committee, didn't she do it? ”
"Nope!" Like Shen Shaoyi, I took the posture of putting my hands in my pockets, but my handsomeness couldn't even reach 1/10 of his.
Damn! When I become the captain of the earth, all the men who are more handsome than me will be sentenced to death!
"Our class uses a two-body committee system, I am in charge of the boys, and the bears are in charge of the girls—you must have seen us in physical education class, right? Why do you still knowingly ask? ”
Shen Shaoyi shook the moderately long broken hair on his forehead with some annoyance, causing a spring commotion among the girls in the distance.
"Do all the people in your class call her Little Bear?"
"Yes, she doesn't like people to call her by her full name, and some call her Yueyue."
In front of a window, Shen Shaoyi stopped and looked at a game on the basketball court outside the window, I thought there was a master inside, so I also stopped to watch with him.
As a result, there is no master! The person who scored the most points was a person who shot with a very non-standard shooting posture and was commonly known as "end urinal"! This pose is the easiest to get capped! Shen Shaoyi, what's the use of this kind of competition! Could it be that the urinal shooting method is inspiring to improve your three-point shooting percentage?
Shen Shaoyi watched the boring basketball for a while, and said to me with a dry throat:
"If you become a male sports commissioner, you will have more contact with Little Bear, right?"
"It's okay......" I frowned, I didn't know what Shen Shaoyi was worried about, were you really afraid of me and Niu Shili's double center configuration?
"Ye Lin, what do you think, Xiao Xiong...... Do you have a boyfriend? ”
"hahahahahahaha-" I slapped Shen Shaoyi on the back, almost making him hit his head on the windowpane.
"How can a bear have a boyfriend! I think it's more reliable for her to find a girlfriend on her own! ”
"The appearance and figure are also excellent...... But she's too man! can't arouse a man's desire to protect her at all! In addition, her daily hobbies are also very masculine, and people who want to find a bear as a girlfriend don't have a tendency to be a base! ”
Shen Shaoyi's face turned red, stared at me with sharp eyes, and said angrily:
"You...... You are not allowed to speak ill of the bear behind your back! ”
"And I'm not inclined to do it either! I don't know who always says that Brother Tao and I are a couple, if I find out about the person who spreads rumors, I have to strangle him! ”
"Anyway...... Do you understand? ”
Shen Shaoyi turned his gaze back to the basketball court, and his face turned even redder than just now.
Huh? Eh, eh, eh!?
What's going on? Excluding the fact that the rotten girl PHS received a death warning, Shen Shaoyi's words just now were a bit informative!
Do you like Bear and want her to be your girlfriend?
And because I am now the male sports committee of the second (3rd) class of junior high school, I have a close relationship with Xiaoxiong, so do you want me to help you thread the needle!
It's really in line with my identity as a "best friend"! As Xiong Yaoyue's best friend, I received an amazing commission!
Twenty-eight recognized sunshine handsome guy and girl idol, Shen Shaoyi wants to take the initiative to pursue you! And looking at his embarrassed face, he was moved sincerely! Although Shen Shaoyi has received many love letters from girls, she has always said that she should focus on her studies and has never dated anyone! Such an excellent boy at the national treasure level, why did he fall in love with you!
Could it be because other girls were easily impressed by Shen Shaoyi's charm, and only Xiong Yaoyue didn't take him seriously? When the basketball team of Class 3 lost to Class 2 last year, Zuihou even most of the girls in our class began to cheer for Shen Shaoyi, only Xiong Yaoyue was particularly unconvinced, and said that she would go on the court to kick Shen Shaoyi's ass......
Shen Shaoyi, you are really a sufferer! PHS didn't make you and Brother Tao a pair in vain! Because Xiong Yaoyue doesn't dump you very much, do you like her instead!
This...... Shouldn't that be a good thing? Although Shen Shaoyi often quarrels with me, he is also a person who treats me as a buddy, although there is a strange misunderstanding between Xiong Yaoyue and me, but he also keeps calling me buddy, and it should be a great good thing to match two buddies into a couple! I smiled evilly and patted Shen Shaoyi's shoulder, "Young man, you're finally in heat!" ”
Shen Shaoyi shook my hand away, "You're in heat!" ”
I folded my hands to my chest and said in a languid tone:
"Hey, is this the attitude towards matchmakers? If you don't respect me again, I'll tell the bear that you're laughing at her big ass behind her back! ”
"You ......," Shen Shaoyi said hurriedly, "You are talking nonsense!" The size of the bear's hips is just right! ”
Is Nima secretly peeking at someone's buttocks! It seems that I haven't been thinking about the bear for a day or two!
"Call me Brother Ye!"
"You...... What did you say!? ”
"You are already younger than my birthday, you won't suffer if you call me Brother Ye! How? Don't want me to be a matchmaker anymore? ”
Shen Shaoyi had a request for me, so he had no choice but to shout in a low voice: "Brother Ye." ”
I put my hands to my ears and pretended not to hear.
"Louder! Didn't you eat in the morning? ”
"Brother Ye!! That's it! ”
After shouting these words, Shen Shaoyi gasped for breath as if he had just finished a 100-meter sprint.
"It's pretty much the same," I said proudly, "Brother Shaoyi, if you have any requests, you can tell Brother Ye now." ”
Shen Shaoyi called me "Brother Ye" loudly, and I called him "Brother Shaoyi", and the matter of me calling him "Brother Shaoyi" reached the ears of PHS, and PHS immediately angrily accused me of destroying "Tao Yilian", and bought the head-lowering technique textbook online, claiming that if I don't stop, I will curse me to explode and die.
There are thousands of ways for Nima to die, why don't you curse me to explode and die! Do you want me to be a ghost and a eunuch ghost? Eunuchs and ghosts can't harass Shen Shaoyi, and Captain Guo Songtao can fly with Shen Shaoyi, right? You should at least ask my opinion first! Shen Shaoyi can't wait to strangle you who concocted the message, do you know it!
Before the class bell rang, Shen Shaoyi told me a lot of useful and useless things, to the effect that he really liked Xiong Yaoyue and wanted to ask her to go to the ice cream shop on the weekend to sit down, and by the way, he poured out his heartfelt feelings or something.
In other words, to confess? Confess at an ice cream parlor? Although I don't have much experience, I don't know if it's a good idea, but it's true that Xiong Yaoyue likes to eat ice cream, and it seems that you have done your research seriously.
So I promised Shen Shaoyi to try my best to help him make an appointment with Xiong Yaoyue, but after that, I don't guarantee that everything will go well.
"Only, as long as the bear is willing to come out, I will definitely be able to move her when the time comes!"
Shen Shaoyi's expectant eyes were as shy as a girl in her first love.
I'm really nervous and shy in front of the people I like! When you politely rejected those female fans who threw themselves into their arms and looked like, the words and sentences were quite decent, and there was an idol style, how could you stumble up now!
After agreeing to match Shen Shaoyi, I returned to the classroom of the second (3rd) class of junior high school, and was thinking about how to tell Xiong Yaoyue about this, but I saw the class leader walk behind the podium table with a serious face, announcing that I would use this self-study class to hold a class assembly.
The topic of the class meeting is: whether to agree to buy the class uniform collectively, and if so, what pattern should be printed on the T-shirt of the class uniform, and what text should be there.
In fact, this kind of class uniforms that emphasize the individuality of the class and have the spirit of DIY were bought by our neighbors last year, and the class leader felt that since there was a school uniform, there was no need to spend extra money on that uniform, so the proposal was rejected on the grounds of saving.
But this year, seeing that volleyball games and basketball games are about to be held, buying class uniforms can at least make the students off the court feel more sense of belonging when cheering, so this suggestion surfaced again.
And the garment processing factory that rented our school house, in order to survive, launched a special promotion for our students, claiming that it would be as cheap as Taobao and guaranteed quality.
Because when the neighboring class participated in the collective activity last year, the class uniform did look uniform, and the purchase cost of the class uniform decreased, the class leader was moved and wanted to solicit everyone's opinions.