[368] Class uniform

Because the class uniform is just a white T-shirt with some patterns painted on it, the price is only 35 yuan, and even a meal of KFC may not be enough to eat, so the 45 people in the class voted in favor.

However, about what is drawn on the T-shirt, everyone always has different opinions, and it is difficult to reach an agreement.

"Print a pattern of One Piece Luffy holding the Empress!" Someone irresponsibly proposed.

"No need for Luffy! As long as the empress is enough! Someone responded.

The squad leader lowered his face behind the podium table: "What we want to discuss is the class uniform!" Does Luffy have anything to do with our second (3rd) junior high school class? ā€

"You can't live without an eraser?" Someone muttered weakly.

The squad leader knocked on the podium table to silence everyone, then turned around and wrote "pattern" on the top left of the blackboard and "text" on the top right of the blackboard.

The chalk words are solemn and delicate, as if there is a kind of liliang that calms people's hearts, and everyone gradually calms down.

"Whoever has a good suggestion, raise their hand first, and then ask it out loud! Don't mess around! ā€

"I'll write the alternate patterns and text on the blackboard, and then everyone will vote on it! Do you get it? ā€

may have suddenly thought that his main function is to maintain the order of the meeting, so that there is a lack of a person around him who is singing votes, so he set his eyes on Gong Caicai, who is closest to the podium table.

"Caicai, you come up and help me count the votes."

"I—I?" Gong Caicai's face was difficult, as if the squad leader asked her to go to the podium to dance a striptease.

"It's you, you're the school committee, and the chalk writing is beautiful, it's the best place for you to count the votes, how about exercising yourself?"

Gong Caicai had no choice but to stand on the left side of the squad leader in shame, and compared with the squad leader, she seemed to be shorter.

"By the way, Caicai, if you have any good ideas, don't hesitate to say so."

"I ...... I can't think of any good ideas......" Gong Caicai's voice was like a thin mosquito, "even if I thought of it, I didn't dare to say it......"

The squad leader sighed, "If anyone in the class is as shy as Gong Caicai, you can pass the note and we will read your suggestion!" ā€

Regarding the pattern, there are many unreliable opinions, some say that SpongeBob SquarePants is printed, some say that Kung Fu Panda is printed, and some people say that Che Guevara should be printed.

Because the holes on SpongeBob SquarePants' body are particularly reminiscent of pimples, they were unanimously boycotted by all the girls, and although Kung Fu Panda and Che Guevara were also criticized as "not new", the class leader still wrote them on the blackboard as alternative patterns.

Xiaoqin said through a note that a Hello Kitty or Doraemon should be printed on the class uniform, and although it received a lot of support among the girls, it had to give up due to the strong opposition of the boys.

The squad leader frowned and looked at the blackboard that was still very empty, "Do you have any other suggestions for patterns?" Preferably related to the second (3rd) class of junior high school......"

PHS raised his hand weakly and said, "Why don't you draw a Star of David and write a '3' in the middle of the star!" ā€

"What is the Star of David?" The squad leader asked.

"Oh, it's the six-pointed star, the symbol of Judaism, and some curses can be used......"

PHS explained, giving me a malicious look.

Nima must have taken me shiyan! It's not enough to lower your head in Thailand, and now you're using Jewish magic to curse me ** explosion!

"The six-pointed star is not bad, at least it is symmetrical......," the class leader muttered, "Does that '3' refer to the second (3) class of junior high school?" ā€

"Yes, even if you are promoted to the third year of junior high school, you can continue to use the class uniform......"

PHS's words made the squad leader's eyes light up.

Is it really the character of a housewife? If you can save it, you can save it, and a class uniform will be worn for at least two years, so that 35 yuan will not be spent in vain, right? What a tragedy! Your brother shows off in front of his girlfriend every day, and even $35 may not be enough for him to spend a day!

"Okay!" Gonggong Cao suddenly jumped up and said, "Just use the six-pointed star pattern!" This pattern is so powerful! ā€

Everyone waited for him to continue, confused.

"Boom...... Have you seen The Da Vinci Code? "The Da Vinci Code" says that the six-pointed star is composed of two triangles, the triangle of Xiangshang represents men, and Xiangxia represents women, so our class uniform is the unity of yin and yang, and the meaning of male and female copulation! ā€

"As for the '3' in the middle of the hexagram, it means that we have 3 classes, and it means that we don't mind 3P......

"Cao Jingshen, shut up!" The squad leader's eyes lit up, and he was so frightened that Gonggong Cao hurriedly sat down.

However, the six-pointed star pattern was completely ruined by Gonggong Cao, and then, everyone agreed to keep the word "3", and then find a way to find a pattern.

"That's it," Niu Shili raised his hand and said, "How about we use a relatively large '3' and then put a crown on the '3'?" ā€

Everyone thought that this attention was not bad, and someone suggested: "Put the crown on crooked!" That's so playful! ā€

Originally, because the pattern was finally a little eyebrow-raising, the squad leader with a happy face blinked his eyes as if he had been pricked by a needle.

At this time, everyone remembered that the squad leader had obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it was said that the famous Shijie she hated the most was the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and if one day the Leaning Tower of Pisa fell, the Italians would mourn while mourning, and the squad leader would hang a lantern very unsympathetically to celebrate.

Therefore, if the squad leader is asked to wear a crooked crown uniform, it is definitely a kind of mental torture for the squad leader! It's like letting the squad leader live in the Leaning Tower of Pisa! The squad leader will be eager to die with his new home!

The squad leader has always been reluctant to admit that her obsessive-compulsive disorder is very serious, and she discussed with everyone with an unnatural expression:

"That...... Isn't it too formal to wear a crown crookedly? Since our second (3rd) class has won the crown, we should be stable and keep wearing it......"

Isn't it just that I want everyone to bring the crown over! But she doesn't want to let the second (3) class of junior high school become her hall of words, if the opinions of the crooked crown account for the vast majority, even if it will cause extreme discomfort to herself, she will respect everyone's opinions, is this worthy of her attributes as a righteous demon?

Squad leader, are you tired! Righteous demons, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and thrift, these three attributes fight each other in you, often making you decide an ordinary thing to start a three-way war, fortunately, your brain is running fast, and the winner is quickly decided, making you look resolute and brave in front of people...... They won't know that your heart is full of contradictions, and you often have to make sacrifices as a last resort!

Although everyone didn't say anything verbally, they all understood in their hearts that if the squad uniform with the crown was adopted, the squad leader would be forced to become neurotic by the squad uniform sooner or later, so without any obstacles, they unanimously agreed to change the crown to the one they were wearing.

The squad leader breathed a long sigh of relief and bowed his head slightly to thank everyone for their understanding.

Once you've decided on the pattern, it's time to decide what text to print on the T-shirt.

It was proposed to print five horizontal characters for "Our Class", each of which mimicked the format of a chess piece.

"These words have been used in Class 2!" The loudspeaker objected, "Isn't there a shame in copying their ideas?" ā€

Thin and pale, the representative of the Chinese class, who had written poems for the radio station, stood up and said, "Fly your dreams and sing your wishes." Or how about 'hand in hand, heart to heart'? ā€

"Seems pretty good...... "Someone in the class said it sounded too sour, but some said it sounded too sour.

"Then it's better to use 'to youth' directly!"

The representative of the English class, a girl who did not smile, raised her hand and stood up and said:

"Just write girl for girls and boy for boy!"

"This ...... Afraid that others won't be able to tell whether they are male or female, so take the initiative to mark it? ā€

Someone whispered a sneer from below.

After that, the proposals became more and more outrageous, such as "I can't afford to hurt", "Don't bother me", "It's so hot", "The principal opened the room to find me", ......

At this time, someone passed a note up, and Gong Caicai opened the note defenselessly and read:

"Today's classmates, tomorrow's bed......"

When you make a move, your face will turn into a red apple! If it's the class leader, I'll definitely read it carefully! Don't even think about it, it must be an anonymous note written by Grandpa Cao! Flirting with the cute and cute Gong Caicai, I must have a sense of accomplishment in my heart!

"Cao Jingshen," the squad leader said coldly, "Do you think I can't recognize what you wrote?" Next time you clean up, you'll be waiting to wipe the hallway tiles! ā€

"It's worth it even if it's wiping the toilet!"

Gonggong Cao smiled unrepentantly.

Xiong Yaoyue suddenly raised her hand and stood up.

"Banban, I have something to say!"

"Banban?" The squad leader frowned and asked, "What did you call me?" ā€

"Hehe...... Xiong Yaoyue scratched her hair on the back of her head mischievously, "Because the squad leader, you always call me 'Little Bear Little Bear', I don't think it's fair, so I think I should give you a nickname!" Why don't I call you 'Banban' or 'Xiaoban' in the future! ā€

The squad leader's face is full of black lines! I can't speak! When discussing class uniforms, you stand up and talk about completely unrelated topics! And it's obvious that you asked others to call you Little Bear, but you actually want to give the squad leader a nickname! "Banban" is already very numb, not to mention "small class"! The squad leader's face turned green with anger!

You are so off the line, you were actually liked by Shen Shaoyi, the first handsome guy in the twenty-eighth middle school, it is unreasonable!

I want to be a matchmaker for this kind of person, and I always feel that the success rate is not high!

Hearing Xiong Yaoyue call the squad leader "Xiaobanban", someone under the podium couldn't help but laugh with a snort.

"Small class class...... If you call it like that, I feel that the majesty of the squad leader has suddenly fallen off......"

"That's it, it's better to write 'we're with the small class' on the class uniform!"

This extremely shameful nickname made the squad leader blush, she bit her lower lip, pressed her ten fingers on the podium table, and solemnly announced:

"I didn't approve of giving my classmates nicknames, so I don't accept them either! If someone called me by that nickname, I would ignore him and would see him as a disgrace to the second (3rd) class! Anyway, you're not allowed to call me that! ā€

"Okay, okay~~" Xiong Yaoyue replied without much energy, "I finally came up with two nicknames, and I thought you would be happy, squad leader!" ā€

She sat back with a plop on her face, a look of regret on her face.

After this episode, the text of Zuihou's class uniform was "That year, we were together", but it was written on the back of the class uniform, and there was only the word "3" in front of the class uniform.

Although the class leader made it clear that he didn't like his new nickname, there were still some naughty girls, such as the big horn, who would deliberately stutter when calling the class president, pronouncing it "Banban...... Whenever this happens, the squad leader always hates it and ignores the people who call him so.

I can't help but think of the class president in elementary school, at that time, she was probably a veritable "small class", right?

When I thought of the time when the class leader was short in his hands and feet and his voice was immature, I regretted very much that I couldn't go to an elementary school with the class leader!