Chapter 111: Fifth Auntie
Jia Lian hurriedly smiled and said, "You said, as long as I can, even if it is the moon in the sky, I will pick it for you." ”
Ai Ai raised her eyebrows and said, "Don't talk so much, I don't ask for anything else." Look at your appearance, since you are the son from Kyoto, there must be some means, I will tell you the truth, my name is Aiai, I was the eighth aunt of He Houde in this courtyard, in this family is like a widow, so many years have been in vain; Heaven has mercy, I have met you, if you really have a heart, then make a covenant, come to the twenty-eight classics to marry me, whether it is big or small, as long as there is a safe and stable home, I will die and the eldest lady to ask for a book of resignation, when the time comes, we will stay and fly, you see good! If you really have the courage and heart, you will drink this cup. ”
Where did Jia Lian hear it, he had already agreed, and as soon as he raised his neck and drank the wine, he pounced on it like a hungry wolf.
Xing'er and Mingyan waited outside for a long time, but they didn't see Jia Lian come out, and the two had already met, so they had to lead the horse and bolt it in the alley, so they wanted to find a place to be happy.
Xing'er complained: "What did you say about Second Master Lian, and he didn't leave a word, but he asked us to stand up and fail, I am also a man, this is not to ask people to get angry." ”
Mingyan smiled: "You don't know, I secretly saw it just now, and it was my nephew's eighth aunt who came out to open the door. Let's leave it alone, and find a place to have fun, this Mandarin Duck Town was originally my footprint nest, and I can't treat you well tonight. ”
Mingyan hugged Xing'er and walked out of the alley.
Xing'er looked back at the door of He Houde's house and said: "Didn't you say that there are eight widows in there, why did you see the eighth child, and there is no follow-up, the second master goes in, don't suffer any losses, and when the time comes, you will be angry with us, there are eight widows in it, but there are eight hungry she-wolves." ”
Mingyan laughed and said: "What loss can he suffer, at most, he will be skinned by the wolves, and he will not even be able to eat his bones." ”
The two laughed and went, and they didn't mention it.
This Jia Lian was loved, and the two of them were like dry firewood encountering a fire, until they died down in the middle of the night and fell asleep.
But I didn't want this He Houde's fifth aunt to be too bright to hold back, got up to relieve a little, and found that the door of the front and back yards was locked, and the toilet was in the outer courtyard, and I was surprised for a while, and said to myself: "It's strange, the front and back yards never lock the door, although it is He Liang's residence, but he went out for several days, I don't know where he died, who locked the door from the outside." ”
The fifth aunt was suspicious for a while, recalling that when it was just dark, it seemed that the eighth child had opened the door, and she could vaguely hear her talking, but she didn't hear the truth, it wasn't that she was making trouble.
The fifth aunt has always had some dislike with Aiai, and suddenly squatted at the foot of the wall to solve the internal urgency, so she lifted her pants and quietly came to see Aiai's house, only to see that the door of the house was locked outside.
The fifth aunt suddenly sneered: "It turns out that she is really making trouble, but I don't know why she locked the door of the front and back yards, maybe she couldn't help it and stole men over there." ”
The fifth aunt felt that the opportunity had come, and originally thought that since He Houde was dead, he was only in his early thirties, and he couldn't stay a widow for the rest of his life, but after this aunt became a family member, she refused to take out the deed of sale for herself, and said that according to the clan rules, she must give He Houde three years of filial piety, and then she can remarry, and she has to get her consent.
In fact, except for the eldest aunt and the second aunt, the remaining six people are all half-old, and the charm still exists, which one doesn't want to remarry!
But after all, the years are not forgiving, if you wait for another three years, I am afraid that it will really be old and yellow, and no one cares, why not take advantage of the fact that you still have some charm now, even if it is for the pig, it is better than the cabbage rotten in the field.
The fifth aunt thought of this, and secretly sneered: "On weekdays, there are three chastity and nine spirits, especially the old eight little goblins, when He Houde's old ghost is here, she relies on her own youth to be favored, and she is not less angry with herself, if this son really takes it, one can take revenge, and the other also pierces this hypocritical chaste martyr's mask." When the time comes, see what kind of face the eldest aunt and the second aunt have to come out to prevent her from remarrying, if she still refuses to come up with her own contract of sale, she will simply tear her face and make it all over the city, and completely smash the archway of the three chastity and nine spirits. ”
The fifth aunt came up with an idea for a while, hurriedly went back to the room and took something in her arms, and went to whisper to the sixth child next door, and told all the discoveries and thoughts just now.
These six aunts have always been too good with the fifth aunt, they were all bought by He Houde before and after, and the two had already had the intention of remarrying, and after listening to the words of the fifth aunt, the two hit it off.
The fifth aunt said: "Let's go over and find out first, if it's really that little goblin stealing a man, let's take this opportunity to make a big fuss and force the old man to hand over the contract of betrayal, and then we will go away and leave this ghost place." ”
The sixth aunt said: "I'm afraid that the thief will have a seizure, how can the two of us be able to fight each other, don't catch the traitor, but be harmed by them." ”
The fifth aunt said: "Don't worry, when you understand, I have my own way." ”
"What can you do," the sixth aunt asked in disbelief.
"Look what it is. The fifth aunt said, and took out a small piece of sweet dream fragrance from her arms.
The sixth aunt laughed and said, "That old ghost has been dead for so long, what are you doing with this thing!"
"I also left it unintentionally, if it weren't for the old ghost who loves to play, and often pretends to be a 'flower thief' to trick us, who gets this fancy and does what. However, this will come in handy. ”
After the fifth aunt finished speaking, the two snickered.
The fifth and sixth aunts quietly brought a bamboo ladder, and the two of them went up to the wall, lifted the ladder again, and gently put it down at the foot of the wall on the other side.
The two got down the ladder and went into the front yard.
With the light of the sky, a full moon still illuminated the courtyard as if it were day, and the fifth and sixth aunts quietly touched the window of the wing where Aiai and Jia Lian were.
The two of them held their breath, only to hear the snoring sound inside like Zhu Bajie.
The fifth aunt smiled too secretly: "Who else can this be a wild man, remember that He Liang's kid never snores." ”
The fifth aunt quietly pierced the window paper too early, and quietly stuffed the lit dream sweet fragrance into it.
Half an hour passed, and the fifth aunt estimated that it was almost over, so she knocked lightly on the window, lowered her voice and said, "Eighth child, it's time to get up." ”
There was no movement inside, only a faint snoring.
The sixth aunt smiled too much: "Isn't this dream sweet fragrance used a little more, I even heard how the snoring inside was quiet, don't kill people." ”
"No, at most, let the adulterer and the goblin sleep more, if he doesn't wake up and burn, I'm afraid of squeezing out his egg yolk, he doesn't know. ”
The fifth aunt said that the sixth aunt couldn't help laughing.
The two of them came to push the door, but the door was bolted inside.
The fifth aunt said: "This little goblin, don't talk about locking us in the yard over there, and bolting the door of this side room, but it's a double insurance, but the old lady has a way." ”
The fifth aunt said, so she simply poked a big hole in the window paper under the wing room, then reached in and opened the window and said: "Sixth, you are facing me below, wait for me to enter through the window and open the door, let's catch the traitor." ”
The sixth aunt was too helpless, so she had to squat down and let the fifth aunt climb up to the window on her own horse shoulder.
Who knew that the fifth aunt had just gone up to the window, and the bottom of her skirt was hung up, and her feet were unstable for a while, and she fell in with a bang, impartially, and just fell on a big bed.