Chapter 112: The Golden Boy and the Jade Girl

The fifth aunt was so shocked that she almost went out of her body, but she only felt that there were two people lying softly under her.

The fifth aunt hurriedly rolled out of bed and hid under the bed in horror.

But half an hour passed, and there was no movement.

The fifth aunt's heart fell, so she crawled out from under the bed, groped over and opened the door.

At one point, the two of them came into the room, lit the lantern, and took a look by the window, only to see that the eighth aunt was too fond of love, wearing red belly and green pants, and her white and greasy back was exposed sideways, like a beautiful snake, wrapped around a man wearing only a pair of red pants on his body.

The sixth aunt and the fifth aunt were stunned for a while, and they came back to their senses for a while, but they couldn't help laughing.

The fifth aunt smiled too much: "Sixth, look at these two living treasures, they are very similar to the golden boy and jade girl dedicated to the monsters of Tongtian River in "Journey to the West". ”

"Like, like it. But what to do next, I didn't expect this dream to be so sweet. ”

"Nonsense, it's not amazing, how did the old ghost like it at the beginning, we died but we didn't die, that old ghost can do whatever he wants. ”

The fifth aunt said that the sixth aunt remembered her previous dealings with He Houde, and couldn't help blushing, so she said: "But what is good, don't talk about these bad things." ”

The fifth aunt hung the lantern on the lampstand, and saw that Jia Lian and Aiai's clothes and trouser belts were placed at the end of the bed, so she took them and tied their hands and feet.

The sixth aunt was still not at ease, so she went out somewhere early to find a rope, and simply tied Jia Lian and Aiai together like a bundle of hairy crabs.

The fifth aunt said: "Sixth, let's divide the next thing into two ways." ”

The fifth aunt whispered to the sixth aunt that she had a plan to repair the plank road and secretly Chen Cang.

The sixth aunt listened too much, only smiled and nodded, and hurriedly went out.

The fifth aunt called the eldest aunt, the second aunt, the third, the fourth and the seventh all called up, and only said that the baby was found in the west wing of the courtyard outside early in the morning, and called to come and see.

The eldest aunt asked what it was, but the fifth aunt only sneered and refused to say.

When the sky was bright, the six women were invited to be enchanting, and they passed through the west wing of the outer courtyard.

Everyone was curious about what the hell was going on with the fifth child, but the fourth child hurriedly walked in front before he entered the room, and suddenly screamed like a pig, and then covered his face and couldn't help laughing.

The aunt and the others hurriedly came in, only to see a pair of men and women tied to the big bed by the window, the two of them hugged and entangled like snakes, one red and one green two trouser forks like green calyxes wrapped in red flowers, sleeping soundly.

The man's snoring was like thunder, but the woman's was the eighth aunt's love for love.

The eldest aunt was so shocked that her old face turned red and she was frightened, so she asked the fifth aunt what was going on.

The fifth aunt sneered: "Can't you see this, it's obvious that the eighth can't help but steal the man, fortunately, I got up earlier with the sixth child this morning, and found that something was wrong here, there was a sound of a man snoring, and when I came in, it turned out to be the eighth and this wild man, so I took advantage of the fact that they were dreaming and tied them up." Now the sixth child was anxious, and went out in a hurry, and he couldn't scream, so he dared to inform the patriarch. ”

When the aunt and everyone heard this, they were shocked, so they scolded: "You little prostitute who is dead, if this matter is known, there are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door, and we must not let people drown in the spit; ”

The fifth aunt sneered: "What are the three chastity and nine martyrs, they are all pretended, you are afraid, I am not afraid." In addition to the eldest lady and the second child here, who is not young and fleeting,, with their widows who are not dead or alive here, it is better to smash the archway of the three chastity and nine spirits, even if it is dead, it is also a breath of bird. ”

Everyone was in a hurry, and hurriedly pulled the fifth aunt and said: "You are doing death, if He Chong's old bastard comes, our life will be over, why don't you go and call the sixth child back......"

The second aunt and the fourth child wanted to go out in a hurry.

The fifth aunt said: "It's too late, where are you looking for her now! It's better than let's go to prison together in this death-like place and wait for death." ”

The eldest aunt also saw the eight or nine points, so she said angrily: "What do you and the sixth child want to do?"

The fifth aunt sneered: "The sixth said it earlier, she said that if I take the deed of sale between me and her to find her within an hour, this matter will be fine, and these two people will be handed over to the eldest lady and the second lady to deal with, otherwise, only the broken jar will be broken." ”

As soon as these words came out, the eldest aunt and the second aunt were so angry that they jumped up early, so they came up and grabbed the fifth aunt to fight.

The third, fourth and seventh hurriedly came up to separate the three, and they all smiled: "What the fifth said is also true, let's just disperse, and go our separate ways in the future, it's better than staying alive and waiting for death here." The eldest lady simply rewarded us with our deed of sale. ”

The eldest lady said angrily: "It turns out that you have already discussed it, and you will not be able to rebel." ”

The fourth said with a smile: "The eldest lady and the second lady are three chaste and nine martyrs, how can we compare, this eighth lady doesn't dare to be the first in the world, and do it in the front! You two want to be chaste martyrs, no one stops the two of you, but everyone has their own ambitions, and you can't force it, and now the only man in the family, He Liang, the little bastard, is also gone, what are we still guarding an empty shell, and we can't wait for death! Why don't we show our magical powers, go to the future, and see you in the future, we are still sisters, but you are holding our deed of sale and not letting us go, what are you going to do." ”

The second aunt saw that things had come to this point, so she had to say: "Now that the eldest lady is in charge, it is easy for you to say, how can this deed of sale be so easy to get." ”

The fourth aunt sneered: "Let's open the skylight and say something bright, you two are holding our deed of sale to the death, don't you just want some silver, you just say it, how much do you want?"

The eldest aunt said: "Now that I am a family member, you are going to leave here, without my promise, even if you take the deed of sale, it is useless, just ask which man dares to ask you! He is not afraid that I will find the yamen to fight a lawsuit with him, unless you can all fly to the sky." ”

As soon as these words came out, the spearheads of the third, fourth and seventh three people suddenly pointed at the eldest aunt and the second aunt.

Several people gossiped and scolded the aunt too much. The second aunt was so frightened that she hid aside.

The fifth aunt shouted: "What is the deed of sale, let's just let it go, take off this hypocritical mask, and then smash the archway of the three chastity and nine spirits." What is the soak pig cage, I can't get better, when the old ghost He Chong comes, how good are you!"

The fifth aunt said, so she also came up to fight with the eldest aunt.

For a while, the third, fourth, fifth and seventh surrounded the aunt, scolding and scratching, and the saliva and snot had already made the aunt dirty like a sow.

Crying, scolding, and shouting are intertwined.

But the two men and women on the bed who were tied up like hairy crabs and hugged each other tightly did not move at all.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door outside.

Everyone was shocked, and they all hurriedly let go.

When I came out to look, I saw that the gate was knocked down with a bang, and a group of people rushed in with a large pig cage.