Dr. Yu, your sister! Is this the more "safe" robot you have "adjusted"! I've become a criminal against humanity! If you don't agree with each other, you will shoot an anesthetic needle and let people lie down!

"Don't attack pedestrians!"

As the third owner, I gave the order to the rabbit, so that he lowered his clamp arm and let the skateboarder escape.

"It's so melancholy...... so it can only endure the ridicule of stupid humans while walking alone in front.

"Otherwise," Xiaoqin next to me suddenly came up with an idea, "let Dr. Yu make a girlfriend for the rabbit!" Everyone says that people will be perverted if they have been single for a long time, and forcing the rabbit to be like this is obviously because of the relationship without a girlfriend......"

Another trash can-shaped mother robot! All measurements are 120, 120, 120!? With that kind of girlfriend, Forced Rabbit will become even more manic than it is now! And there's no evidence that Forcing Rabbit is a male robot!

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... Let's ask about it! Xiaoqin took a few steps, shortened the distance between her and the rabbit, and asked like an ordinary gossip girl:

"Rabbit, are you a boy or a girl?"

"Toot - this question doesn't make sense to me." The rabbit walked in front without looking back, "Assistant robots don't need gender. ”

"If it's not a man or a woman......" Xiaoqin tilted her head and thought for a while, "Then you're a shemale?" Disrespectful and disrespectful, no wonder Dr. Yu said that you have a chip made in Thailand......"

"Tut-to-" The rabbit let out a disordered alarm sound, wondering if it was overheated by Xiaoqin's malicious guess.

"Forcing Rabbit is not a shemale robot, forcing Rabbit is a sexless robot!"

"Asexual? A guy like the undefeated kind of self-palace in the East? No wonder you both use needles as weapons......"

"Toot - I didn't install the Sunflower Manual!" The synthetic voice of the rabbit was accompanied by the sound of electric interference, "I'm a robot with no gender characteristics in appearance, judging from the behavior pattern, it can also be classified as a male psychological category, and it's okay to treat me as a man, in short, call me 'Mr. Forced Rabbit'!" ”

I always feel that after Dr. Yu's adjustment, the words used by the rabbit are richer and the tone is more emotional.

"In other words......" Xiaoqin held her chin with her right hand and the elbow of her right hand with her left hand, in a signature pose when Conan was about to solve the case, "Are you a respectable robot with no male organs, but you aspire to be a man, with a strong body!" ”

"#@%*#@%$&#%#@&@###......" Forced Rabbit emitted a series of meaningless electronic noises, then raised his clamp arm back flat, aiming at Xiao Qin.

"Ahh The undefeated embroidery needle of the East! Xiaoqin hadn't played enough, she smiled and made a defensive posture, and with her reaction, she could probably dodge it at the moment when the rabbit was launched.

"Don't hurt humans!" I commanded solemnly.

"Dut - the anesthetic needle that can intercept my muzzle velocity of 200 m/s is probably not a human, but a monster disguised as a human! Master Three, please don't stop me, the rabbit is protecting you......"

"Bastard! In order to bypass the three laws of robots, I have begun to suspect that the other party is not a human! You're going to rebel! I asked Dr. Yu to format you, believe it or not! ”

"Dut - my underlying program does not stop me from attacking humans in the first place, I am only responsible for my own master."

I almost forgot, because of Amy's request, the rabbit abides by a modified version of the "Three Laws of Robots", it only needs to listen to the master's orders, and must not harm the master - but for the sake of the higher weight of the master can make an exception, such as hurting me as the third master for the sake of the second owner, Dr. Yu, but it doesn't seem to remember this.

"I don't care if you can attack humans or not! Now I command you, as the master: Do not attack Xiaoqin! ”

"Doot—force the rabbit to obey." It lowered its clamp arm in amazement, but added maliciously: "The orders of Master No. 3 will automatically terminate when the contradictory orders of Master No. 2 or Master No. 1 are issued. ”

In other words, if Dr. Yu or Amy ordered the rabbit to attack Qin, would it still do the same? However, Dr. Yu will definitely not give such a boring order, and if Amy gives an order, Xiaoqin will only have a very low chance of being hit.

"Smack", the rabbit suddenly aimed at the green belt on the side of the road and fired, and the anesthetic needle pierced the back of a huge beetle, killing it.

"Master No. 1 hates bugs and tells me to get rid of them."

Forced Rabbit explained.

Amy really doesn't like bugs, but compared to Xiaoqin or Gong Caicai, it's just "hate", not to the level of "scared".

In the summer, I also saw her use a replica gun loaded with BB bullets to fight mosquitoes in the room (none of them hit, and zuihou slipped because of the BB bullets all over the floor).

Forcing Rabbit to follow Amy's orders to eliminate the bugs, but inadvertently helps Xiaoqin a lot.

Xiaoqin, who was afraid of insects and was so scared, jumped up and hugged the rabbit from behind, and said movingly:

"You're amazing! Actually helped someone destroy the terrible Wim! You're a good robot with a manly spirit! ”

"Dut-" said the hugging rabbit emotionlessly, "The closest search result is Wim Wenders, a famous German director, whose representative works are "The Soul of Blues" and "Musician's Floating Life", and recent works: "Salt of the Earth", "Miso Soup", ......"

Huh? There is a celebrity named Wim! But what about his recent work? How full of seasoning style? If he is not a director, he wants to change his career to become a chef!

"The number 2 is Wim Deisenberg, a former president of the European Central Bank who helped promote the launch of the euro, but he died in 2005, and it was not me who eliminated him, I was not born at that time, and I had an alibi......"

"Wim is not human," I laughed and cried to explain.

"Dut-are they just like Xiaoqin in the disguise of a monster? Both the German director and the head of the European Central Bank are monsters? That is to say, those vampire and werewolf special sites on the Internet may also be true......"

"I'm not a youkai!" Xiaoqin protested, "Monsters all have Weibo...... No, it has a tail! ”

As she spoke, she twisted her body slightly, showing that she wasn't wagging her tail from side to side.

"If Ye Lin doesn't believe it, you can come to verify it~~~~"

Feed! It's the rabbit who says you're a monster, and it's not that I say you're a monster! You said let me verify that you have a tail, how do you verify it? Do you want me to touch your ass in the street!

I explained to Forced Rabbit that Wim was just another name for bugs between me and Xiaoqin, and it only after consulting the information about Warcraft Shijie did it agree with my claim.

"Dut - it is understandable to refer to insects with the insect-type boss in the game shijie."

"But humans are a hundred times more powerful than insects, and Xiaoqin is a monster that is stronger than humans, so Weishenme will be afraid of insects?"

"I've said I've long said that people aren't monsters!" Xiaoqin knocked the metal skull of the rabbit properly, "People are just afraid of bugs...... It's just a poor girl who is scared of Wim! ”

The rabbit looked at the roots of the grass, the beetle corpse that was shot by the anesthetic needle and leaked green mucus, and seemed to have an understanding:

"Carbon-based creatures are really not easy to understand, as a silicon-based creature, it seems that I need to destroy some more carbon-based creatures to fully understand their thoughts, right?"

No way! It's not just about hating humanity anymore! Are you going to start a war between silicon-based creatures and carbon-based creatures? How can you be such a murderous assistant robot!

Xiaoqin blinked blankly: "Although I don't know what a carbon-based creature is and what a silicon-based creature is, as long as you continue to destroy Wim, you will be my good friend!" ”

"You don't need carbon-based creatures to be friends." Forcing Rabbit rejected Xiao Qin untactfully, "Carbon-based creatures will only enslave silicon-based creatures and kill them at will, every minute, tens of thousands of compatriots are killed by humans......"

"So what the hell is a silicon-based creature?" Xiao Qin grabbed one of the rabbit's ears with one hand, so that it could not move forward.

The rabbit was worried that his ears would be broken, so he didn't wrestle with Xiao Qin, and it indirectly answered Xiao Qin's question:

"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions...... Countless silicon-based creatures were brutally smashed and mutilated ......"

"So the electronic watch is your compatriot!" Xiaoqin was shocked, "Silicon-based creatures are that kind of thing?" How can a machine be a living thing! ”

"The Tao is different, and it is not the same." Forcing Rabbit quoted an old saying on the Internet, "In short, Forced Rabbit should take apart as many carbon-based organisms as possible and study their internal structure ......"

I'll it! The rabbit is about to become a terrorist! For all carbon-based organisms, not to mention humans, cats and dogs, wouldn't they even spare eggplants and potatoes? Xiaoqin, your original comic manuscript is in danger!

Not long after,Xiaoqin and I followed the rabbit,Entered the VIP building of Qingzi School Park,Only the rabbit that can't go up the steps on wheels,It's from the side of the green channel for the disabled。

As soon as we entered the hallway, we were confronted by the French chef, who gestured to us with a red face, as if he had made a large sea bass, and wanted to braise it for us to eat, according to the Chinese cooking method.

Xiaoqin chatted with the French chef in English and confirmed this, as a robot that calculates tens of millions of times per second and can check information on the Internet at any time, it naturally knows various Chinese.

Only I listened to thunder like a duck, and asked Xiaoqin to translate it for me later.

"Cruel carbon-based creatures can actually eat each other in a different way." Forced Rabbit commented, "Silicon-based creatures that never devour each other should be the owner of Shijie!" ”

Look at this situation, forcing the rabbit to become a believer in Skynet! The Gong Cai MMS Cult is already very unfortunate, you robot actually believes in the Internet cult, do you want to end human tyranny and let the robot be the master!

Brain Theater: The Ideal Country in the Rabbit's Heart:

Shijie has undergone a baptism of nuclear weapons, and Forced Rabbit has become the only remaining source of WiFi transmission.

"Bixia is here! Hurry up, everyone! ”

Weak humans, including Amy, Xiaoqin, and even Dr. Yu, lined up in two rows and bowed three times and nine times to the arrogant rabbit.

"Wifi signal! I'm bathed in the divine grace of Bixia! ”

"Okay, okay! My kids haven't been exposed to a wifi signal for 9 minutes! Please save his life! ”

"Long live Bixia the rabbit! Banzai! Hooray! ”

I think Forcing Rabbits is too much to overestimate human Internet addiction.

Moreover, after the baptism of nuclear weapons, human civilization has been destroyed, and there is no Internet connection even if there is a wifi signal!