[852] The Serpent and the Elephant
Because Forcing Rabbit made a lot of dangerous remarks along the way, after I entered the VIP Building, I didn't go to see Amy first, but went to Dr. Yu first and asked him to adjust Forced Rabbit again.
Only 48 hours later, the basement of the VIP building has been decently renovated, more like a large laboratory of medicine and mechanical engineering, and Dr. Yu spends most of his time doing research when he is not in the infirmary on the first floor.
"What? Anti-human tendencies? Dr. Yu, who was operating an electromagnetic separator, turned around from his swivel chair with a surprised expression.
"It's not against humans, it's against all living things, even animals and plants."
I stress the gravity of the situation.
Of course, before making a small report behind the back of others, I had already ordered the rabbit to stay in the corridor on the first floor, and be responsible for eliminating the large Wim who dared to invade the VIP building.
"It's really hard to do, and the ability to learn is really a trouble." Dr. Yu muttered, "And there are so many strange remarks on the Internet, not to mention elementary school students, even robots can't hold on to learning......
"So there's nothing to do for the time being?" I frowned and said, "Then set Xiaoqin as the fifth master of the rabbit!" At the very least, it can reduce the chance of some celery being attacked by the Rabbit. ”
"No problem," Dr. Yu said, typing this to-do list into his Google Media glasses, "but the rabbit can only have a maximum of five masters, and if there are more than that, its logical operation efficiency will be greatly reduced." ”
Amy, Dr. Yu, me, Pooh, and Qin, the rabbit who serves these five masters at the same time, it is better not to do anything crazy, otherwise it will take a certain "juvenile carbon-based creature" apart and study it, and the five of us may be sued in court!
Back on the first floor, just in time for Penthos to lead Obama and go out to walk the dog, Obama's appearance made me and Xiaoqin laugh all at once.
What's wrong with Obama's mouth? Weishenme swollen like a whole wheat bread? I know it's greedy, but after a protracted forced weight loss, it doesn't make sense not to have a fat belly but a fat mouth! Huskies are all sharp-beaked dogs, and now they are going to become round-beaked dogs! Could it be that Obama's ancestors were bears, and now he is going to recognize his ancestors?
"Obama, this is ......"
Penthos shrugged: "Unfortunately, I was bitten by a snake." ”
"Snakes? How can there be snakes in the VIP building? What if it's not Obama who bites Amy! ”
At this time, Obama has a swollen mouth and a swollen face, not to mention how funny his appearance is, not to mention how aggrieved his expression is.
The barking sound of the dog coming out of "Woo~~~~" is also not normal, as if a person's mouth is swollen and he will spit out words clearly.
"Obama was not bitten in the VIP building, he was bitten in the garden outside the VIP building." "Obama was playing in the garden when he found a small green snake, and he thought it could eat it, so he bit it, and it was the last to ......"
"Did you ask for it? But there will be bamboo leaves and green snakes in the garden! I've heard that this kind of snake is more common in Taiwan, and there shouldn't be such a thing in Dongshan City! ”
Xiaoqin's face turned pale: "Someone must have deliberately put it in!" Whether it is the Gong Dou TV series or "Detective Conan", there are cases of using poisonous snakes to harm people! ”
Peng Thos nodded: "Miss Ren guessed well. ”
I interrupted Penthos: "Just call her Qin." ”
"Oh, Miss Qin guessed right." Peng Tous may be used to calling "Miss Amy", so he must add honorifics to girls of Amy's age.
"Dr. Yu and I both believe that this bamboo-leaf green snake was secretly put in by the 'Animal Salvation Society' in order to warn Dr. Yu not to use mice for drug experiments anymore."
"Aren't those animal protection terrorists still dead! Although the toxicity of the bamboo leaf green snake is weak, it will be dangerous if it is not treated in time! ”
Since I was bitten on the ankle by the Chilian snake on Cuisong Mountain, I have made a good study of the distribution and toxicity of various poisonous snakes in China, so that I can prepare for the next time.
"Is that bamboo-leaf green snake still in the garden?" Xiao Qin said eagerly, "I'll catch it!" That's a good thing, right? ”
Xiaoqin is still thinking about receiving stars from me.
"I've been caught and handed over to Dr. Yu." "Amy was going to skin the snake to make a collar for Obama, and it was hard to agree that Dr. Yu would raise the snake. ”
"What are you doing raising poisonous snakes! Leave it to the French chef to research new recipes! Anyway, the French chef is also working on Chinese food! ”
Actually, I don't think the French chef has ever made snake soup, so I really underestimated him. Later, I heard my father mention that during the Franco-Prussian War, Paris was besieged by the Prussian army, and everyone had nothing to eat, so French chefs opened their knives to the Paris Zoo, roasting camels, trapping donkey heads, cat and mouse platters, and today's famous French snails were studied at that time - the French's ability to eat indiscriminately is not necessarily much worse than that of the Chinese.
"The reason why Dr. Yu wanted to raise Zhu Yeqing......," Peng Thos continued, "is to let Zhu Yeqing help dispose of the carcasses of the mice, which were originally kept in the zoo as a staple food. ”
Huh? How ironic! The Animal Salvation Society put a bamboo leaf green as a warning because Dr. Yu slaughtered the guinea pig, but I didn't expect this bamboo leaf green to become Dr. Yu's accomplice in the slaughter of the guinea pig! Dr. Yu still knows how to humor coldly!
"In any case, the security of the VIP building is still a little lax." I was a little dissatisfied, and said, "The Animal Salvation Society can let the snake in today, and maybe the elephant will be enlarged tomorrow!" We must find a way to strengthen the guards! ”
"Would you like to have more dogs?" Xiaoqin came up with an idea, "Dogs like to bite things indiscriminately, my mother's colleague's dog, when she saw a hedgehog downstairs in her house, she 'snorted' and lowered her mouth, and now the dog has not been swollen yet......"
On the defense of the VIP building, I discussed with Peng Thos for a long time, during which Xiaoqin also came up with a lot of ideas, but most of them were unreliable, mainly using animals as shields, so that animals would be reluctant to save their lives, and retreated.
"In order to prevent the animals from sudden, the elephant will come in and make ......trouble," Xiaoqin said seriously, "we should raise an elephant in the yard first!" Then the elephant on the other side will see his fellow man, and he will come up and talk, and say, 'Miss, what a beautiful nose you have!' Why don't we go to the botanical garden on the weekend for a date......'"
"Is it a female elephant that you are going to put in the yard! Do you want to use the color 'seduction' on the enemy elephants? What if the other party sends out a female elephant too!? ”
"If they're all female elephants," said Qinmian without changing her color, "they can talk about the latest fashion styles." ”
"Your elephant is dressed!"
"Keeping animals in the yard is also a way of defense, but what kind of animals to raise has to be carefully considered." Peng Thos was inspired by Xiaoqin and thought about it for a long time.
I heard that Amy, who was rarely seen today, was working out at the gym across the street from the infirmary, so I went there with Xiaoqin to find her.
Before turning to leave, I thought Obama's swollen mouth was too funny, so I took a picture of his distorted face with my phone and sent it to the squad president with the title "Anpanman - Obama".
At that time, the class leader did not immediately reply to my text message (probably on the phone with my mother in Shanghai), but when she saw this photo, she felt super cute and at the same time worried about Obama, and sent me a text message to ask:
"Weishenme dog turned into a bun face? Stung by a bee? ”
I'll tell you the truth, the squad leader heard that the dog was bitten by a poisonous snake, and he was very distressed, so he decided to take advantage of the weekend holiday to choose a time tomorrow and the day after tomorrow to come to the VIP building to see Obama, and asked me when it was convenient - she was embarrassed to come alone.
After thinking about it for a while, tomorrow is Saturday, and I want to go to the computer market with Xiaoqin to pick up a mobile phone, so I decided to invite the squad leader to come to the VIP building on Sunday!
After agreeing this with the class leader, I felt a sense of guilt in my heart that I could not erase.
That one...... The squad leader would never have thought that Amy had set a trap and asked the squad leader to change into a maid costume to serve him so that he could be close to the dog, right?
And Amy seems to have some other secret weapon besides Obama, but she keeps it from me.
The gym in the VIP building was originally designed for Amy to use alone, so it is not particularly large, with treadmills, spinning bikes, slimming waist twisting machines, and a table tennis case.
Needless to say, although there are few things, they are all high-grade, high-profile and luxurious, which is enough to blind ordinary people's dog eyes.
The treadmill is a near-futuristic design, and there is no sense of disobedience when placed on a spaceship, so you can watch TV programs on the display screen while running, and it is said that after connecting to the screen-type floor-to-ceiling display, it can also simulate a somatosensory running game, and change the 3D scene with the user's running.
The spinning bike is a magnetically silent version that doesn't disturb the neighbors no matter how fast you ride it - Amy doesn't need this feature, but the high-end ones are designed like this, and there's no way to cancel it.
Slimming waist twisting machine, is a strengthened version of the home "waist twisting plate", like an exercise bike without wheels, only armrests and footboards, the main role is to slim hands and legs through the action of twisting the waist, plus buttocks lifting, this is a model that women like, I have never used it.
In addition to these three instruments, it is a solid wood base, a table tennis table with gold lacquer depiction, because the four table legs are too antique and carved beams and pillars, I almost saw it as a billiards case at first sight.
Even if the identity of the table tennis table was confirmed by the barricade in the middle of the table, I thought it was more like a casino table in comparison - the table was green anyway.
The gym is located opposite the infirmary, so that in case Amy is injured while exercising, she can be treated as soon as possible, but at this time, Dr. Yu left his post without permission, not in the infirmary, but in the underground laboratory, to make program adjustments to the rabbit.
The main reason is that Amy rarely comes to the gym for activities, not necessarily once a week.
When Qin and I knocked on the door and went in, we found that Amy was not running on the treadmill, riding on the spinning bike, or twisting her waist on the waist twister.
She wore a crop top with frilly trim and sports shorts, swaying a golden double ponytail and youthful sweat, and was playing table tennis alone.
The opponent with Amy is a manipulator fixed to the other end of the table tennis table, with three joints and can slide flexibly.
===The dividing line of the popularity ranking=== Yesterday, the book friend "a pear flower pressed begonia $" said that he dreamed of growing up Gong Caicai, and felt cute, so he stamped a super chapter to support Caicai, and with the help of book friends such as "Hera's Third Reich" and "TS Shizaki Kurumi", Gong Caicai finally became the third member of the "10,000 votes club", and Xiaoqin and the squad leader, the total number of votes is in "10,000" as a unit.