[343] Fortunately, I am disabled
Xu Jinsheng didn't come in alone, behind him, followed by his son, the owner of the Xu Shao Pavilion who bowed his head and was silent.
Xu Shao, the owner of the pavilion, who had already changed his clothes, still had the scars left by me on his face, and although the taekwondo students who were watching were puzzled, they didn't dare to go up and ask when they saw the solemn atmosphere.
As for Xu Jinsheng, the owner of the hall, he has a full vestibule, a big nose, and small eyes.
Although it is very small, it is full of light inside, showing a strong cultivation of inner boxing.
No, in fact, I can't see if the other party has an inner fist cultivation, but it is said in martial arts reviews, so I followed the trend.
"Isn't this the second lady of the Ren family?" Xu Jinsheng made a slightly apologetic smile, he raised his hand, palmed Xiangshang, and compared to the office at the end of the practice field.
"If you have something to say, let's talk inside, my son has offended you, and I know the general story."
Hearing him say this, Aunt Ren showed a look of "count you as acquaintances", held the guardrail, jumped out of the ring easily, and walked to the office side by side with Xu Jinsheng.
As soon as he took a few steps, he turned back to me and said:
"Ye Lin, bring me that backpack! Don't say we don't have physical evidence! ”
After sitting on the folding chair for a while, I regained some strength a little, and I climbed out of the ring with the help of my father and went to Huang Jiaotou to ask for underwear and backpacks.
Huang Jiaotou pointed to the young student sitting on the bench on the sideline, "I handed it over to him just now." ”
I hobbled up to the little boy with glasses, only to see him with his backpack on his lap and his eyes glazed over, as if his outlook on life had been greatly hurt.
Damn, open your backpack and take a look! I specially instructed Huang Jiaotou not to look at the things in it if they are indecent, and they can't be shown to others casually! This boy with glasses is definitely a primary school student, so that he can see so many stolen underwear at once (maybe some of them are still original underwear), which will subvert his three views and affect his future life path!
In case these underwear awakens the little boy to strange attributes and steals underwear when he grows up, then isn't the underwear thief just passing on the incense, and there will be a successor!
I took the underwear backpack from his hand and said to him in a daze:
"Children, what you just saw is an illusion, don't steal underwear when you grow up!"
The little boy unconsciously repeated: "Lingerie, underwear ......"
Nima looks like a zombie! It seems to be a zombie in "Plants vs. Zombies", muttering "brains, brains ......"! Weishenme Xu Shaoguan Master was defeated by me and became an underwear thief, this little boy just has a little relationship with me, and he will also embark on a dangerous road in the future! weishenme: I have a strange ability to instigate others to steal underwear! This superpower is useless at all, so hurry up and disappear for me!
After catching up with Aunt Ren from behind and handing her the underwear and backpack, she, Xu Jinsheng, and the grizzled Xu Shaoguan owner, walked into the office and closed the door.
I thought I would also be asked to act as a witness, but it's better to wait outside, save yourself from dealing with Xu Shaoguan's master, and then start fighting-I don't have as much physical strength left as he has now.
I sat on a bench on the sidelines, drinking free mineral water from the taekwondo gym, and my dad and his classmates as vice principals also sat next to me and chatted with me affectionately.
Take a closer look, I've seen this classmate of my dad many times before, and I remember that everyone called him "Gou Yu" behind his back......
So I nodded to him with respect, "Uncle Dog......"
Immediately hit my dad with a chestnut chisel, "How can you talk!" You also barked the dog? It's called Uncle He! ”
Then he smiled at his old classmates and said: "The child is not sensible, don't worry about him!" ”
Uncle He's fat face was embarrassed, and the crow's feet at the corners of his eyes were like bun folds.
"Second child, you are too immoral to speak, it's okay to call me the sixth child!"
Uncle Ho talked about their ranking in the university dormitory that year.
"Alas, I haven't seen you for a few years, I didn't expect the little leaves to grow so big......" Uncle He looked at me and sighed that time flies, "The little leaves have grown, and they have become more and more manly......"
Huh? Uncle He, why are you full of regrets! If I'm getting more and more manly, you should be happy for me! So you're not praising my muscles, you're sighing that my face is crippled! is worthy of being the vice principal, and it is so tactful to say that people are ugly!
"I think back to when Xiao Yezi was eight or nine years old, he was not tall, but he was very delicate, my wife liked you at that time! I've been talking to me, let my daughter have a baby kiss with Xiao Yezi! ”
"However, now that Xiaoye is so tall, my daughter is only 1.6 meters, I'm afraid she doesn't deserve him!"
I rely on Uncle Dog, you cheap father-in-law! Seeing that I was disabled, I immediately regretted my marriage! I don't want your daughter! A person like me, who bears the mandate of heaven, will create an unprecedentedly huge harem!
At this time, the female student who had just been defeated by me and went to the shower room to take a bath changed into a snow-white new practice uniform, with undried water droplets hanging from her hair, and she tied the green belt very tightly to highlight the curves of her breasts and hips and make herself more noticeable.
After giving me a puzzled look, she walked straight up to me.
Huh? Haven't had enough of it? I got the upper hand with the help of rubber guardrails, and with my current physical strength, I can't match you on flat ground!
Unexpectedly, the person she was looking for was Uncle He, she walked up to Uncle He and sneered:
"Dad, why are you here? Didn't my mother pick me up before? ”
"Oh, Lingling, your mother's car was inspected last year!" Uncle He smiled and scratched his thinning hair.
Before I could react, she bent down politely at my dad again, "Hello Uncle Ye, are you here too?" ”
"Yes," said my father with a grin, "your father took me to the 'Business Vent Zone' to play around, and I didn't delay taking you home." ”
Buddhist nun...... O Nima! This female student is the child of Uncle He's family! I did such a disproportionate thing to her in the ring, she wouldn't complain to her father, would she?
Sure enough, after greeting my father and my father's classmates, the female student pointed to me sitting in the middle of the bench, and there was a lot of injustice between her eyebrows:
"What kind of person is he! Weishenme sits here! ”
I bowed my head in shame and didn't speak.
Uncle He hurriedly introduced the two of us: "This is the child of your Uncle Ye's family, his name is Ye Lin, and he is in the second year of junior high school in Xicheng District. Ye Lin, this is my daughter, her name is He Ling, her mother and I both call her Lingling, she is in the third year of junior high school in the girls' school at the junction of Dongcheng District and Xicheng District. ”
Girls? You can't see any boys in a girls' school, so do you want to go to a taekwondo gym where boys are the majority, and enjoy the thrill of being embraced by everyone? seems very polite in front of the elders, Uncle He may still think that his daughter is a lady who is the same as she looks!
When He Ling heard his father's introduction, his blood surged up, and he almost didn't lose his breath.
Uncle He didn't notice his daughter's abnormality at all, and still made fun of us and said:
"Look, your names actually rhyme! Lin, Ling...... Second, remember that Liu Yong's first word is called "Yulin Bell", right? ”
"That's right," my father recited poetically, "Affectionate parting since ancient times, even more so Kan, snubbing the Qingqiu Festival, where will you wake up tonight?" Willow bank, the wind and the waning moon ......"
Stop groaning! Didn't you see that He Ling wanted to pull out the willow branches in the poem, put them around my neck and strangle me to death!
"He's only in the second year of junior high school?" After being silent for a while, He Ling asked in a skeptical tone, "I thought he was a high school student!" ”
"I'm sorry, my son is a little out of spec." My father patted me on the back of the shoulder and urged, "Uncle He's daughter is a year older than you, call me sister!" ”
I shouted, "Sister Lingling......"
Ah, I inopportunely remembered the water chestnut on the Daning River, which will float on the river in summer! The shell is hard and black, with two pointed ends that can prick a person with blood, but if you break it open, the flesh inside is white and smooth, and I can't help but think of the little rabbit I saw in the ring today!
was called "Sister Lingling" by me, He Ling's face was red and white, and he probably wanted to kick me to death immediately, but in front of his father, he couldn't attack.
"Your name is Ye Lin, right?" In order not to make her father wait too long, she responded, "Your kung fu is quite majestic!" ”
I looked embarrassed: "It's just some three-legged cat kung fu ......"
He Ling was even more angry, I probably said the wrong thing, if I was a three-legged cat's kung fu, wouldn't she be as good as a three-legged cat if I defeated her?
"Then Brother Ye Lin, please give me more advice in the future."
She threw down this sentence and told her father that she wanted to go home, and asked her father to drive her back immediately.
"Can you wait a little longer?" Uncle He asked, "I want to take your Uncle Ye back to the hotel." ”
Dad hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no!" I'll just walk with Xiaolin in a while! Sixth, you go back first, don't delay the child's rest! ”
Uncle He couldn't help his daughter's urging and left first apologetically.
While their fathers weren't paying attention, He Ling turned around, clenched his fists and made a warning gesture to me.
Do you plan to take revenge on me in the future? But I didn't mean to, who told you not to wear a bra!
Seeing He Ling leaving, the hall owner didn't look like he was going to PK with Aunt Ren, and the male students also went home in a scattered manner, and there were only a few particularly curious students left in Zuihou, and Huang Jiaotou was waiting outside the office.
Since no one was using the practice hall anymore, the main lights were turned off, leaving only a row of small lights for walking.
The office door was thick and soundproof, but even then Aunt Ren's high-frequency accusations could be faintly heard.
After about 40 minutes of discussion, several students couldn't stand the boredom and left, only Huang Jiaotou was still very hard to accompany me and my father.
After another 10 minutes, Aunt Ren finally walked out with a high spirit, like a general who has won a battle, and Xu Jinsheng behind her did not have a particularly frustrated expression, and seemed to have reached an agreement that was satisfactory to both parties.