According to Aunt Ren, although Xu Jinsheng is a black belt eighth-dan master, he is quite polite when he talks to him, saying "I can't discipline him" one by one, zuihou made Aunt Ren lose her temper, so she accepted the other party's daoqian.

It turned out that during this time, Xu Jinsheng also discovered his son's abnormality, thinking that his son would no longer lead people to the streets to cause trouble, but he was developing in the direction of haode, but he actually found hundreds of hidden pairs of women's underwear at home, and after a little interrogation, the son was very afraid of his father, so he had to admit that he was the rumored underwear thief.

But admitting and admitting it, he still can't resist the temptation of underwear, whenever his father can't stand it, he runs outside to continue his thief career, Xu Jinsheng reprimanded him many times, but he can't make his son change his mind.

Unexpectedly, after a big fight with me, he went home and took the initiative to tell his father that he finally saw what a shameful act it was to steal underwear, especially seeing someone with 8 or 9 pairs of underwear on his head and a bra all over his body, which made him realize how perverted he was in the past, so he must stop stealing underwear before he became someone.

Damn, aren't you talking about me! I'm obviously an underwear thief, but I actually dislike my perverted appearance! If you want to restrain yourself from the precipice, wouldn't it save a lot of effort by looking in the mirror while you sniff your underwear?

As for Aunt Ren's losses, Xu Jinsheng first asked her son to bow his head daoqian, and then asked for ten times the compensation, Aunt Ren waved her hand and said no, telling Xu Jinsheng, as long as you earn more money in the future, donate a little to the Women's Children's Fund.

All in all, Aunt Ren breathed a bad breath in her chest, Xu Jinsheng was also pleased that her son took the initiative to repent, and thanked Aunt Ren for saving face for herself, although she knocked out the self-conscious Wu Jiaotou, after all, she did not hurt the young students, nor did she publicly publicize her son's stealing underwear.

For me, who made my son change his mind, Xu Jinsheng also expressed great kindness.

"I heard that Miss Ren Er used to call you 'son-in-law'? Hahahaha, boy, you're very blessed! Come here! Shake my son's hand! You don't know each other, the martial arts circle is not big, you two will have to be closer in the future! ”

After saying that, he beckoned his son, who bowed his head and was silent, to come over.

"Tianming, don't keep talking, come over and apologize, shake hands!"

Xu Shao, who was called "Tianming" by Xu Jinsheng and estimated that his full name was "Xu Tianming", reluctantly took a step closer, but was unwilling to shake hands with me.

He ...... He's so wicked, I don't want to touch him......"

"What did you say!?" Xu Jinsheng pinched his son's shoulder with his rough big hand, which hurt Xu Tianming's teeth.

"Dad, I'm serious! Ye Lin, he's much more perverted than me! I can feel it! If I hadn't let him run under the river bridge last time, I wouldn't have ...... Go steal that ......"

"I finally made up my mind to quit this time, and if I touch him again, maybe it will lead to other bad habits!"

Xu Jinsheng didn't listen to him, but Zuihou still forced him to shake my hand.

Xu Tianming and I had small wounds left by each other on our hands, and although we were forced to reconcile by our elders, we only had a smirk on our faces, and we felt awkward in our hearts.

"Offended," Xu Tianming said, "among my peers, you are the strongest opponent I have ever seen." ”

"Each other," I said as he did, "after fighting you, I may not be able to rest at home for three days." ”

Xu Jinsheng was bold, and when we shook hands, he patted the two of us on the back affectionately and said:

"It's rare for you to cherish each other, how about just recognizing a brother?"

"No...... No more! ”

Xu Tianming and I blurted out at the same time.

You think I'm a pervert, I think you're a pervert! If someone swears to you and calls you brother from now on, then what are we? Panty combinations? In the future, when the enemy is in danger together, one person will put an underpants on his head and transform into a panty super ** kill! Don't leave such a shameful legend of the rivers and lakes, okay!

Xu Jinsheng saw that my son and I couldn't get together, and he didn't force it, but gave me a stack of taekwondo beginner course experience coupons, as well as a few coupons for the "business people's venting area", so that I could share them with my friends when I went back.

After talking to Xu Jinsheng and his son, I turned my head to look for my father and Aunt Ren, only to find that these two people were gone.

Huang Jiaotou saw the confusion on my face and told me, "The two of them have gone to the bathroom, and they will come out in a while." ”

Huh? Why do you men and women go to the bathroom at the same time? And Aunt Ren, aren't you annoyed when you see my dad? This is the territory of someone's taekwondo gym! Don't do anything suspicious in the bathroom!

Xu Jinsheng asked me if I needed Huang Jiaotou to drive us home, and when I saw Huang Jiaotou's bitter face, I was embarrassed to agree, and told them that I would go to the bathroom and go back with my father.

Then, worried, he ran into the bathroom that was already quiet and black.

The toilets were spacious, larger than those at the airport or train station, and there were two rows of six washbasins at the door, which seemed to be shared by men and women, and I stood there, listening intently to the movement in the depths.

Fortunately, there is no such movement as "babbling~babbling~ah~ah", I just thought too much.

There is the sound of a man and a woman talking, and there is no need to ask Dad and Aunt Ren.

"Lend me some money, I don't have my wallet, I can't take a taxi home!"

Aunt Ren said angrily to her father.

Huh? Could it be that he was embarrassed to say this in front of people outside, so he ran to the bathroom and said it? Are you two at the door of the men's restroom, or at the door of the women's restroom? I don't even dare to go inside!

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say," I can imagine my dad bowing his head, "we're old neighbors too, not to mention borrowing, this money doesn't have to be repaid." ”

"What did you say!? What do you mean! ”

"I ...... I didn't say anything......"

"How much money did you bring today?"

"Probably, five or six hundred......

"That's all a big man brings?"

"You're too little, I can still use my bank card to withdraw ......"

"How much are you going to get for me?"

"You can ...... as much as you want"

"What do you mean for me? Do you think I'm out to sell!? ”

"But, but I'm following what you say......"

"Forget it, it's enough for you to give me 50 yuan later, but you remember, this is borrowed from you! I'm not going to ask you for a penny! ”

"Know, know ......"

"And ......"

"Huh?"

"That incident the night before yesterday ......"

Huh? The voice has gone down! What the hell happened the night before! Didn't you say that although you live in the same room, you both sleep in the same bed and are safe!

After an anxious wait, Aunt Ren's voice became louder again.

"In short, you are not allowed to tell anyone about this, if you dare to spread it everywhere, I will kill you!"

"No, no, I'll keep my mouth shut!" Dad was busy assuring.

"I can't say anything about your son!"

"Okay, I won't say it to Xiaolin!"

"I'm telling you, this time it's not a joke, if Ye Lin knew about it...... I'm going to kill you! ”

"I promised not to tell him......

"How can a man's assurances be believed! Listen, if you chew your tongue, the next headless male corpse floating on the Daning River is you! ”

"But, I'm dead, what should Xiaolin do?"

"When the time comes, I will raise Ye Lin for you, you can give me peace of mind to die!"

At this moment, I heard the footsteps of them walking out together, and I quickly withdrew.

I don't remember how Xu Jinsheng said goodbye to us, how he sent us out of the taekwondo gym far away, how Aunt Ren took a taxi and left first, and my father decided not to go back to the hotel today, but to go home with me and stay at home for one night.

As soon as I got home, my father went to the refrigerator to find beer, and I stopped him, posed as an inquisitor, and asked:

"Dad, you have something to hide from me, right?"

"Huh? Xiaolin, where did you start? Dad pushed his black-rimmed glasses with an unnatural expression.

"Aunt Ren, she ......"

"Xiaolin, don't get me wrong! Aunt Ren and I didn't have anything to do! ”

Dad insisted on denying it while timidly touching his neck.

How? Are you afraid of being turned into a headless male corpse by Aunt Ren?

"What did I misunderstand? I haven't said anything yet! It's clear that you're a thief with a weak heart......"

Dad suddenly became serious and asked, "Xiaolin, what do you think of your Aunt Ren, how is she?" ”

"It's okay," I replied, "although I'm a little short-tempered and picky, but it's actually a knife-mouthed tofu ......."

Dad immediately made a dirty smile: "It's quite like tofu......"

Nima, you're laughing! I don't have such a nasty dad! Did you peek at Aunt Ren taking a bath!

While being forced by me to ask, I felt that I couldn't get over talking nonsense, and on the other hand, I was impatient to tell the truth and share it with me, my father coughed, "Actually, something did happen the night before yesterday......"

"What happened?" I asked urgently, "Didn't you say that nothing happened to Aunt Ren?" ”

Dad said aggrievedly: "Yes, nothing happened at first. ”

I was so anxious that I scratched my ears and cheeks: "What happened later?" ”

"Later...... I started making 'love......"

"What!?"

"No, it's ...... We started doing 'love upstairs......"

I was so angry that I grabbed my dad by the collar, "Don't scare me!" Let's get to the point! ”

"Ah, I'm thirsty, can Xiaolin let me drink a can of beer?"

"No! There is mineral water here, you drink it and confess it quickly! ”

After drinking half a bottle of mineral water, Dad wiped his mouth regretfully and said:

"The sound insulation of the hotel is not very good, when the upstairs made a lot of love, you and Aunt Ren, were disturbed to sleep, got up from the bed......"

"And then!?"

And then ...... Your Aunt Ren shouted upstairs twice, and the other party's voice was still the same loud, and she was so angry that she put on headphones and played on the computer......"