Chapter 1 The suit is too earthy
When Liu Yan graduated from university, his university diploma was not as good as the high Chinese certificate of thirty years ago, and when Liu Yan got his master's degree, his master's degree was not as good as the bachelor's degree three years ago.
Liu Yan understands that in today's society, the diploma is like a black shadow under a street lamp, the further you run, the longer the black shadow covered by bright light.
Even if you get another doctorate, two years later will be just a piece of waste paper that stinks all over the street.
Liu Yan, who was originally counting on earning enough points for himself in his diploma, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and went to take the civil service exam.
Liu Yan is really a kind, he didn't read a page of a book, he didn't listen to a class, so he took a pen and pulled his slippers and dared to break into the examination room.
The invigilator stared at him dumbfounded for a long time, and said in his heart: Whose bear child is this?
Hey, it's this bear kid who actually got the first place in the written test.
Burn it!
Not burned burned, nor burned burned.
It is the burning of the burnt bag.
Before the interview, many people reminded him that this interview is not better than the written test, and it is normal to have one eye high and one eye low, so it is best to find someone in the trust relationship.
Liu Yan tilted his head: No! Don't look for it! I broke into the lecture hall of thousands of people, and standing on it was like a river, gushing endlessly, what is this? Hum! Drizzle.
Many people were scared enough.
The interview results came out, and Liu Yan was still the first.
it!
That's a!
Easily, Liu Yan was admitted to the Organization Department of the Jundu Municipal Party Committee.
This journey is smooth, the intestines are resounding, and the bull is coaxing.
No one expected that Liu Yan would actually make a mistake in trivial matters and make a mistake.
On the first day he went to report, his father reprimanded him for dressing.
When he got up at half past six in the morning, Liu Yan wore a set of casual clothes, and his father, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room, looked at him with a strange look and said, "You plan to dress like this to meet the leader!" Isn't it just the first place in the exam, what are you burning, what are you? ”
Liu Yan looked down at his clothes and whispered, "What's wrong?" No! ”
"Take it off quickly, you are dressed like this, like a second-rate person, and it is too disrespectful to the leader!"
The father pointed to the suit shirt and tie on the sofa next to him and said, "Pick a suit and put it on." ”
Liu Yan looked at the clothes his father had prepared for himself on the sofa - a blue suit, a gray suit, a red tie next to the blue suit, a yellow tie next to the gray suit, and only one shirt, pure white.
Liu Yan muttered in a low voice: "How can you see people dressed like this, it's too earthy." ”
Although Liu Yan's voice was so small that it couldn't be smaller, it was still heard by his father Liu Qiyue.
Liu Qiyue's temper suddenly came up, and she crooked her neck and yelled at Liu Yan: "Obama is still wearing a suit, and he is also a turtle?" ”
Although Liu Yan didn't dare to resist blatantly, he was squirming in his heart, he leaned at the two sets of pure blue and gray suits on the sofa, and muttered in his heart: What the hell, the turtle is dead, it is simply the NO.1 in the turtle suit.
Liu Yan went to meet his colleagues for the first time today, dressed up like this, the big guy would look at him like this!
Liu Yan felt that his father's reminder was too right, it was simply a wise saying, wasn't it the most educated among the new colleagues? Isn't it just the first place in the exam? Isn't it just a little handsome?
You should be more reserved.
What are you burning? What the are you? Dressed like a turtle, my colleagues think you're pretending to be a grandson!
Looking at the turtle suit on the sofa, and imagining the expressions of his colleagues when they saw him, Liu Yan had goosebumps all over his body.
Liu Qiyue couldn't help but pick up the casual clothes on his body, and said while picking them up: "This kind of clothes can be worn when you go to the grassroots level, which looks close to the people and down-to-earth." ”
Liu Yan looked at the old man and was stunned - just now you said that you look like a second-rate person in casual clothes, why did you suddenly become down-to-earth again?
Liu Qiyue slapped Liu Yan's neck vigorously and shouted: "What kind of neck are you talking to Lao Tzu, you are not convinced!" ”
How dare Liu Yan not be convinced, what the old man said is always the truth, but he just can't figure it out.
"Didn't you say you were down-to-earth in casual clothes? Why can't you wear it today? ”
Liu Qiyue tilted her neck and shouted: "Lao Tzu said that you can't wear it today, you can't wear it, this dress is loose and loose, and it doesn't look serious, if you go to see your mother-in-law for the first time today, will you wear it so casually?" ”
Liu Yan thought about it carefully, and it was true, if today was the first time to see his mother-in-law, he would definitely wear a suit.
Liu Qiyue's voice was a little quieter: "The first time you see the leader, it's the same as the first time you see your mother-in-law, you have to wear the rules, the first impression is too important, if you don't be looked at by others, your life will be over, Lao Tzu's past is a lesson in blood, and it is also a lesson for you." ”
Liu Yan stopped moving, and let his father fiddle with him.
Liu Qiyue nagged while fiddling with her son: "Mom B, young people nowadays don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, and they think that wearing casual clothes is very uncle-like, it's just bullshit." Whether there is an uncle fan doesn't care what clothes he wears at all, but who he wears it on. ”
Liu Yan couldn't help but ask: "Who can wear casual clothes to have an uncle's style?" ”
"Leaders, big leaders, the bigger the official, the more casual clothes you wear, and the looser you wear casual clothes, the more you have an uncle."
Liu Yan sighed and said in his heart: Then I have to hurry up and be a big leader, so that I can wear loose casual clothes.
Thinking of this, Liu Yan suddenly felt that the suit on his body was too restrictive, making him almost breathless.
Liu Qiyue said again: "Some young people haven't mixed up their personal appearance, so they wear nondescript casual clothes, and show off everywhere, thinking that they really have an uncle's style - go to his uncle's!" Sooner or later, the leader will have to kill him. ”
Liu Yan smiled secretly, in fact, he knew in his heart that in order to wear a piece of clothing, his father talked back and forth, and there was only one real purpose.
That is, to educate Liu Yan to pretend to be a grandson in front of the leaders no matter what.
Liu Yan finally picked out the gray suit, and when he wore a tie, he looked at himself in the mirror carefully, and felt that he was quite handsome.
Liu Yan pushed the electric car and walked out, silently praying in his heart not to touch Chen Ruxue.
Chen Ruxue and Liu Yan are young, and they have been together from kindergarten to high school, and when they went to college, they were admitted to different cities.
I haven't seen you for seven years, and this girl's explosion is beautiful - the explosion is beautiful, which means that when you say the word beautiful, you have to tighten your mouth and squirt out.
Pretty!
Every time Liu Yan saw her, his head was about to explode.
Chen Ruxue is not only explosively beautiful, but also explosively enchanting - the upper body is a low-cut sundress, and the lower half of the chopsticks that can be stuffed in the cleavage; The lower body is a leather trouser with a buttocks that resembles the dome of a European-style building.
Every morning exercise, Chen Ruxue dresses up as this virtue.
By her side, she is always followed by her little cousin Xiaofang, who is as virtuous as her.
Liu Yan is very afraid of Chen Ruxue, after graduating with a master's degree, Chen Ruxue has been at home for two months, Chen Ruxue is like a plaster, especially sticky, stickier than plaster, explosive sticky.
Every day during morning exercises, he always waited for Liu Yan at the gate, and Liu Yan changed the time of morning exercise several times, but he could not get rid of it.
Chen Ruxue and Xiaofang appeared in the morning exercise team like a beautiful scenery, and it was difficult not to attract people's eyes.
When those stinky men saw Chen Ruxue, their eyes were like red-eyed old hair.
Liu Yan knew that Chen Ruxue was usually not like this, she did it on purpose, deliberately dressed like this in a crowded place, and deliberately got tired of being with Liu Yan, the purpose was to attract the attention of those morning exercisers and make people think that she and Liu Yan were a couple.
She wants to add points to herself in public opinion.
During the morning exercise, Liu Yan was always sandwiched between the two girls, one left and one right, and there was often a moth lying on the dust root in his heart - the feeling of being brought in alive, and the whole process of morning exercise, Liu Yan spent the whole process in the vicious eyes of the young men.
Liu Yan once tried to use his height and long legs to get rid of Chen Ruxue, but the result could only put himself in a more embarrassing situation, he seemed to forget that Chen Ruxue was admitted to the university as a sports student.
Xiao Fang is shorter, but her jumping ability is very good, when Liu Yan and Chen Ruxue run, this little girl always jumps and follows closely, her posture is like a frog jumping, and sometimes she deliberately bumps Liu Yan from behind.
Whenever Liu Yan was about to fall, Chen Ruxue would slap her face and shout, enjoying the surprised gaze that everyone threw at her.
The two sisters really work together seamlessly.
Liu Yan was very afraid of Chen Ruxue, and he didn't dare to blatantly throw her away, which angered this crazy girl, maybe she would do something even more out of the ordinary.
In fact, Liu Yan does not reject Chen Ruxue in his heart, and even has many favorite ingredients, although this girl is crazy, she is beautiful and has a good heart, and she must not be wrong to be a wife.
It's just that because the relationship between his father and Chen Ruxue's mother has been stiff, Liu Yan feels that it is impossible for him and Chen Ruxue to be at all.
Since it is impossible, he can't play ambiguous with others, so as not to delay them.