Chapter 2: Why didn't you say it earlier
Liu Yan lowered his head and pushed the electric car, stepped out of his left foot, and muttered in his heart - Chen Ruxue is at the gate; stepped out of his right leg, and muttered in his heart - Chen Ruxue was not at the gate.
Liu Yan was pushing the electric car while playing the game of rooster head and hen head.
After repeating it many times, it was almost at the gate, and Liu Yan tentatively raised his head.
Chen Ruxue was leaning on the door frame, looking at Liu Yan with a hooked gaze.
Liu Yan knew that the dishes were bad, and it was too late to dodge.
Auntie, why can't you stand the chatter!
Liu Yan shouted in his heart.
He has to report to the Organization Department of the Municipal Party Committee today, if he lets a crazy girl who dresses so out-of-the-way follow him, his career in this life will be blind.
Liu Yan lowered her head to judge the situation, and warned herself in her heart not to show any attempt to escape, Chen Ruxue is better than a monkey, once she has insight into her conspiracy, this girl will definitely intensify her stalking.
I can only bite the bullet and catch up, which is the only way at present.
Only by paralyzing the enemy can you have a chance to successfully escape.
"Liu Yan, you are a rural child, why are you such a turtle!"
Chen Ruxue shouted loudly, her expression extremely exaggerated.
Standing beside Xiao Xue, Xiao Fang pouted, as if she had been greatly insulted: "Chen Ruxue, what are you talking about?" ”
Liu Yan thought that Xiao Fang was upset with him, so he hurriedly handed over a vivid smile.
"It's not allowed to bury us rural people, now that our rural children are fashionable, how can it be like this? Like a prospective brother-in-law, he is a wild child who is dug out of the mountains. ”
Liu Yan's smile froze.
Chen Ruxue glanced at Xiao Fang, the two girls spread their legs, opened their mouths, and stared at Liu Yan with straight eyebrows, one left and one right stuck the small door in and out of the community.
Liu Yan wants to go out, I'm afraid he can only endure the humiliation of his crotch.
"Liu Yan, tell me honestly, what kind of shady deed are you going to do if you dress up like this."
Chen Ruxue pinched her waist with her left hand, put her right hand on the handlebar of the electric car, clamped the front wheel of the car with her two long legs, tilted her head up forty-five degrees, and smiled with an indecent smile.
Liu Yan was thinking about how to deal with Chen Ruxue, and just as he was about to speak, Ma Ming's low and hoarse voice came from afar:
"Holy shit! Does this need to be asked? Liu Yan, this guy is like a grandson today, and he must be going to see his future mother-in-law. ”
Ma Ming is tall and big, with a horizontal face, a cover head, and a chopstick-thick gold chain around his neck.
But as soon as Ma Ming saw Chen Ruxue, he was stunned.
Ma Ming has been pursuing Chen Ruxue for seven years, and since Liu Yan left Jundu to go to college in other places, Ma Ming felt that his opportunity had come, and launched round after round of crazy pursuit offensive against Chen Ruxue.
Ma Ming is the kind of seeker who has a dead face, and in the past seven years, he has been unceremoniously rejected by Chen Ruxue again and again, and that face was so shameful that Chen Ruxue was so skinless that he was completely skinless.
Ma Ming was indomitable, licking his face and following behind Chen Ruxue's buttocks.
After Liu Yan returned to Jundu, Ma Ming could barely smell his fart.
Hearing Ma Ming's shout, Chen Ruxue's face suddenly darkened, and a pair of lonely eyes stared at Liu Yan, and tears seemed to be flashing on her long eyelashes.
Liu Yan understood in his heart that Chen Ruxue was asking him to verify what Ma Ming had just said, so he looked away lazily, whistling with a match.
Chen Ruxue turned her gaze to Ma Ming again:
"What the? you! You're talking nonsense again, believe it or not, the old lady tore up your stinky mouth. Chen Ruxue scolded, and rushed towards Ma Ming with her teeth and claws.
Taking advantage of Chen Ruxue's attention being completely focused on Ma Ming, Liu Yan hurriedly slipped away.
Ma Ming licked his face and whispered to Chen Ruxue: "Grandma, it, why are you doing so much, why do I think you are not **Mom, but **Grandma." ”
Chen Ruxue grinned at the corners of her mouth, Ma Ming thought she was smiling at him, but suddenly she had the courage to take advantage of the situation and arch her head to Chen Ruxue's big breasts.
"Fuck your uncle." Chen Ruxue pushed Ma Ming away vigorously.
Ma Ming staggered, his face tilted very sharply when he retreated, and in a trance, he saw those people who usually didn't dare to come out in front of him, all of them were laughing insolently.
Ma Ming's face immediately turned purple eggplant, and he shouted viciously: "What are you laughing at?" What's so funny? Who the laughs again, Lao Tzu knocks out his front teeth. ”
There are still quite a few people laughing.
Ma Mingmao was furious, tilted his head and rushed to Chen Ruxue to make the dog cowardly:
"Chen Ruxue, don't daydream, that kid Liu Yan doesn't like you at all, not at all."
"There's a kind of you telling the old lady again." Chen Ruxue's eyes widened.
"Just say it, Chen Ruxue, don't bully me just because I like you, what's wrong with liking you? Is it my fault? Who made you take away my first kiss? ”
Chen Ruxue is stupid B-! Liu Yan heard this sentence, and he thought something was wrong.
No, she has to quickly explain to Liu Yan that what Ma Ming just said was all about living at home when she was a child.
Chen Ruxue hurriedly turned her head, but Liu Yan was gone, Chen Ruxue's head exploded all of a sudden, and she yelled at Xiaofang: "Where is Liu Yan?" ”
Xiao Fang shook her head in a daze, just now she only looked at Chen Ruxue and Ma Ming, and completely forgot about Liu Yan's existence.
"Liu Yan, that kid has already run away." Ma Ming screamed gloating behind Chen Ruxue, his voice was extremely excited.
Chen Ruxue turned around and gave Ma Ming a resounding slap: "Why didn't you say it earlier?" ”
Chen Ruxue spread her feet and ran out of the gate, looking around, where was Liu Yan's figure.
Chen Ruxue was about to cry in a hurry, Liu Yan must have heard Ma Ming's words before running, no, he must find him and explain things to him clearly.
Chen Ruxue hurried back home, jumped out on her Yamaha 250.
Liu Yan rode an electric car all the way, and when he arrived at the first intersection, the indicator light instantly turned red, and Liu Yan was so depressed -
I know from experience that if you wait for the green light to come on before leaving, you will definitely encounter a red light all the way.
Liu Yan is not superstitious, but he can't help but be jealous in his heart - the first day of work is a red light, which is definitely not a good sign.
It's even more troublesome in case you're going to be late.
When Liu Yan was hesitating, he suddenly heard the sudden sound of a motorcycle behind him, and Liu Yan looked back to see that Chen Ruxue was riding the red Yamaha, running towards him at a speed like a gallop.
Liu Yan gritted his teeth, accelerated the speed of the car and rushed over.
A half-asleep, half-awake and half-dead cry came from the sentry box: "Hey! The turtle riding the electric car, hey! The turtle riding an electric car. ”
Liu Yan's car was faster.