I'm a person who is naturally afraid of water, I don't like water, I have a shadow of water. Moreover, it has been many years.

I remember when I was younger, I once went to the park with my mom and they went to the park to play, and when I was tired, my dad said he wanted to go boating, and I said I didn't skate. I'm afraid, I'm not going.

The old man fooled me, "There is Ultraman in it, you can transform, and you like Street Fighter, you can learn their skills when you go on the boat." ”

Originally, I didn't believe this, but the old man fooled me, and at the same time, he also compared with me the moves inside, and scared me that if I didn't go to the boat, there would be monsters on the shore in a while, and it was a man-eating monster. He also bought me an Ultraman mask from the river. Brought it to me. There are two small holes in the mask.

I put on the mask of Ultraman, and I thought that I had really become Ultraman, and the old man said that Ultraman is a messenger of justice in the world.

I said I still like white.

The old man said that with a mask, Ultraman and Bai Yi could become one. can be integrated with each other. After the two of them merged, the skills came together. It can better maintain world peace.

I said I haven't seen it there yet. I could only see Ultraman Jack at that time, and I didn't see the white clothes on TV, let alone the two combined.

The old man said, you should see the boat when you go home today.

I said, you know that, too.

The old man nodded, rest assured, believe your father, your father never deceives people.

In fact, I was still young at the beginning, but I saw the old man who spoke with a very serious expression, and I didn't see the expression of the old lady on the other side. It's the most wrong thing I've ever made in my life.

So, I was successfully fooled into getting on the boat by an old man who never cheated on people.

Our family started boating.

I remember that I would like to watch Ultraman and the Street Fighter in the game console. Therefore, the old man has successfully exploited my weakness and my great and glorious psychology that I want to be the guardian of world peace. Tricked me into getting on the boat.

I like the white clothes inside the joint overlord, the energy waves he emits, and the whirlwind legs. When I was a child, I always thought that one day, I would be like the white clothes inside, punishing evil and promoting good.

So, after hearing that my favorite Ultraman and White can be combined, I was happy. I started dancing on the boat.

I began to practice various skills of Ultraman and Hakuro.

I first practiced laser waves, then practiced the Western Mototsuki scimitar, and then practiced my fighting skills, and the old man was happy to play with me.

Then when I'm tired and want to take a break.

The old man said. Son, you practiced one less.

I put on my Ultraman mask, and you say I'm missing something.

The old man spun in a circle, "It's that whirlwind leg." ”

"Good class" I followed up with a whirlwind leg.

I don't know what I think.

I just knew that I was whirling into the river at once.

Later, after being rescued, he had a fever, was hospitalized, and rested for more than a week, and the old man was also counted down for several years by the old man's old man, the old man's daughter-in-law, and the old man's daughter-in-law because of this incident.

Since then, I've had shadows.

If I go to the bath, I stand in it, the pool is not as high as mine, or go to the beach, which is very close to the sea, I can still accept it. At least I'll be fine when I stand up.

But if I were asked to go to a deeper place, like swimming, I wouldn't even be killed. Landlubbers are not a shameful thing, Lao Tzu just doesn't like to swim, what's wrong.

So, I fell into the river cleanly this time.

I pounced hard in the river, according to normal people, while plopping, while shouting for help, I was in the river, I don't know why, I didn't have the heart to shout for help, I just pounced and scolded the street "Zhou orangutan, I fucking grass your uncle, I grass your sister" and then choked on saliva, and kicked up twice hard, "You are stupid than Zhou orangutan, I grass your uncle." Then I felt my body fall.

No matter how I pounced, I couldn't stop it, it really scared me. I've been afraid of water since I was a child, and I thought I was going to really leave.

And then.

I'm not awake again.

When I opened my eyes, I was in a familiar place again.

I then started coughing.

At this time, a night pot was brought to me.

I paused for a moment and looked at the person carrying the night pot, "Get out, get out, bring me a pot, you take the night pot to dry the eggs." ”

"If you don't vomit here, you vomit."

"Get out. It tastes to death. Grass, you stupid."

Zhou Orangutan said "oh", quickly ran to the side, brought a basin, and then I threw up with a "wow" sound, this disgusting, mixed up and down everywhere uncomfortable.

Qiao Gou showed me a hammer on the side and handed me mineral water at the same time.

Chenyang's calf was laughing on the side.

After I finished spitting up, I took the mineral water in Qiao Goulu's hand, and then began to rinse my mouth. When I was done, I spit out the water.

Then I leaned on the edge of the bed again, looking at Zhou Orangutan, Qiao Goulu, and Chen Yang, who had been laughing all the time.

"What time is it?"

Zhou Orangutan glanced at his phone: "It's three o'clock in the morning." ”

"Grass," I scolded, "you're not jumping into the river?" ”

Zhou Orangutan nodded, "Don't jump." ”

"Damn, that broken river is really deep enough, I can't swim up even if I swim hard."

"Haha, stupid than Liu'er."

I turned my head to look at Chenyang, who was smiling more exaggeratedly, "You laugh at your mother, fuck off, stinky and stupid." ”

"Haha, I'm laughing to death."

I turned my head and ignored him, just looking at Zhou Orangutan "Why don't you jump." ”

Zhou Orangutan shook his head: "I knew that I really wouldn't jump." ”

I glanced at him, "Regret it?" ”

Zhou Orangutan nodded.

Then I heard a woman's laughter.

I turned my head and said, "You're laughing at all because of you, I almost died, you know?" ”

Qiao Goulu shook her head, "Sixth brother, I have a reminder for you." ”

"Fart, when did you remind me."

"I called Sixth Brother. You just scolded me and said six of your uncles. Don't you remember it yourself? ”

I paused for a moment, and then thought about it carefully, "Then you just say let me stay away from the river, you call me a hairy sixth brother." ”

"No, that's not the main thing."

I turned my head to look at Zhou Orangutan and said, "Fuck off, I'll be angry with you now." Why don't you jump, you jump. Jump to your death"

Zhou Orangutan shook his head: "Even if you jump, you can't jump from anywhere." And, I've already skipped it. ”

I looked at the orangutan, "You jumped?" ”

Zhou Orangutan nodded: "Either you think someone fished you up from the river." Of course it's me. ”

"I'll grass your uncle, Zhou orangutan, you can swim, if you don't say it earlier, you will let you jump if you know it earlier."

"I can't swim, I haven't learned it."

"Then you jump down and save me?"

"I saw you falling, I was in a hurry, and then I jumped down, I was afraid that something would happen to you."

"Oh, you can't swim, you still jump down, and you can fish me out, can you?"

Zhou Orangutan nodded, "Well, if you change it to Qiao Goulu, she can too." ”

I turned my head to look at Qiao Goulu, "You know how to swim?" ”

Qiao Goulu nodded, "Yes, yes." But this has nothing to do with whether you swim or not. ”

I looked at her with disdain, "It's okay? If it doesn't matter, can I almost drown, I won't wake up to the world, I'll tell you that I'm okay now, or I'll not let you two go, fuck especially you, you're a thing, you old demon moth Zhou orangutan. ”

Zhou Orangutan listened to me scolding him, and touched his head very embarrassedly, "Little Sixth Brother, you are ashamed." ”

"Can't swim, what's there to be ashamed of. Wouldn't you?"

"But I didn't faint, I didn't wake up."

"Fart, you give me another jump, I don't believe you're not afraid of drowning."

"Haha, stupid than Liu'er, laughing to death."

"Grass, your mother Chenyang, you get out of here. That's you, too. ”

"Haha, stinky stupid, I can't do it, I" I looked at Chenyang and laughed out of tears.

Zhou Orangutan looked at me, then sighed and patted me on the shoulder, "It turns out that you also have weaknesses. ”

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Do you know how deep the water is?"

"At least 2 or 3 meters. Or deeper. I thought about it and said. By the way, I recalled the situation when I fell into the river. He glared at the orangutans a few more times with hatred.

After listening to my words, Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "Then the water will reach my chest." ”

"Fart," I yelled, "no way." ”

"Really, after I jumped, I stood up, and I found that the water had only reached my chest, and it was probably not up to your neck, and if you stood up straight, it would definitely be fine."

"You don't fart me."

"Really, Sixth Brother. The water barely reached my neck, and I always thought it was very deep, but the doctor just said that we are upstream, very shallow, and the water below is deep. ”

As soon as I heard it, "I'm grass, you two are teasing me." ”

"It's true."

"Haha, stupid bi, I went to save people and jumped into the river, and after a long time, I was rescued by others, haha. Ha ha. ”

I ignored Chen Yang, just looked at Zhou Orangutan "Really?" ”

Zhou Orangutan nodded seriously, "It's true." ”

"But I feel so deep that I'm drowning myself. Also, I seem to have a memory vacuum, and I don't even know how I got here. ”

"yes, you've fainted."

"I'm drowning," I said, "I'll just say, it can't be that shallow." ”

"Sixth brother."

I turned my head to look at Qiao Goulu, "What's wrong?" ”

"The doctor said just now, you're fine, it's not that you've fainted, at most you drink a few sips of water, you're scared and fainted."

"I'm grass."

"Haha." Then the whole room laughed, laughing, and didn't care about the big night. Especially Chenyang, who is happy to laugh. While laughing, he smashed the bed.

I looked at them depressedly.

Then he carefully recalled the memories, as if he really meant what they said.

Thinking of this, I was a little embarrassed, and quickly touched my head, and by the way began to change the topic, "You don't sleep, you guys?" ”

Zhou Orangutan touched his head: "Tomorrow the two of us will go to the rainbow." ”

"Okay?"

"Yes."

I looked at the orangutan, "Explain clearly?" ”

Zhou Orangutan nodded, "I misunderstood Lulu." ”

As soon as I heard this, I thought for a while, "I have two things to say, one for you and one for Qiao Goulu, is that okay?" ”

"Yes, good. Who to say first. ”

"Your daughter-in-law."

"What's the matter, Sixth Brother."

I looked at Qiao Goulu, and then deliberately looked very weird, and the tone was not right, "Don't let Zhou Gorilla misunderstand in the future, no problem, right?" ”

Qiao Goulu nodded embarrassedly, "Don't worry, sixth brother." ”

I looked around at the orangutans, "It's your turn, there are a lot of words, you have to remember." ”

Zhou Orangutan heard it, "Oh. I know" and then sat upright, really serious" said, little sixth brother. ”

"I'm fucking stupid than your uncle, you are a big deal, you give Lao Tzu a few days, stop for a few days, and have a little less trouble, you are a stinky stupid person. I'm so angry with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not your guardian, stupid. Next time you want to die, stay away, don't bother Lao Tzu"