"Delicious!"

When it comes to the food she likes to eat, Xiaoqin will never be reserved and say such hypocritical words as "full of color and flavor", "fragrant and delicious, fat but not greasy", but just short, flat and fast "delicious!" ”

She is obviously good at all kinds of fallacies and heresies, and she is good at long speeches, but at this time, she is like gold.

"It's not that tasty, is it?" I poured cold water on her, "Aunt Ren is well-informed, she must have taken you to many big restaurants and restaurants in the past, and the skills of those super-chefs must be much better than the fast food restaurants downstairs, right?" ”

"No~~~" Xiaoqin swallowed a spoonful of shrimp rice in her mouth and said, "I rarely go out with my mother, I hate my mother's friends asking me this and that...... And at the same dinner table with Ye Lin, even if it is a stone ...... You can also feel delicious when you eat stones! ”

Hey, hey, what's going on with that suspicious pause of yours? What's the matter with your weak-hearted expression? You were originally going to say "eating", right? The character of the little overlord hidden in the depths of your soul makes you say uncivilized words without choosing your words! Do you think that if you hurriedly correct your words halfway, you will be able to get through the danger and continue to maintain a ladylike image in front of me?

Stop dreaming! Among the tens of thousands of things on Shijie, the distance between you and the "lady" is the farthest! Even if it's Snow White, her stepmother is closer than you! At least they didn't hit me on the head with sugar cane!

Xiaoqin made a "puff" sound with a cola straw in her mouth, and she didn't forget to stare at me when she drank the drink, as if I would disappear if I didn't pay attention.

"It's a pity that Uncle Ye is not at home with such haode food!"

Xiaoqin sighed fakely, and her eyes involuntarily drifted to the stainless steel insulated rice cooker on the TV.

What a big head of garlic to hold! Isn't it just what you want when my dad isn't at home? And you've already learned about it through the bugging device in the rice cooker, right? (It's all my fault that I forgot to put the rice cooker back to the bottom of the cupboard after I broadcast the news to Xiaoqin several times)" (*^__^*) hehe...... When I leave, take the rice cooker back by the way, so that I can send delicious food to Ye Lin next time! ”

Appeared! Xiaoqin offered to take back the rice cooker, indicating that the built-in bugging device was out of power! Does Xiaoqin want to take it back and put it on the battery, and then send it over again in the name of delivering food? You're thinking so beautiful!

I sneered: "I didn't expect you to be so proficient in radio with such poor grades in physics!" ”

Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, blinking two innocent big eyes, "Where do I know what radio?" ”

I pointed to the diligent eavesdropping cooker on the TV, "You said you don't understand homosexuality...... No! It's radio! (This slip of the tongue is blamed on too much contact with Penthos) So how did you put a remote bug in the rice cooker? ”

On the premise of not destroying the rice cooker, I have liked to dismantle clocks since I was a child, and I have tried to find out where to put the bugging in the rice cooker and where to put the battery box several times, but every time it has been fruitless, the camouflage level of this bugging rice cooker can be called a work of art!

I don't know if it was the "homosexual" slip of the tongue that distracted Xiaoqin, Xiaoqin seemed to be a child who felt shy because of other people's praise, held up half of her cheeks, and said humbly:

"I don't know anything~~ Actually, it's all the help of my shoe repair uncle downstairs! In the past, he was an intelligence officer who made meritorious contributions to the country! ”

Halfway through the words, Xiaoqin realized that something big was wrong and covered her mouth in regret, but it was too late.

Uncle Shoe Repairer? Could it be that the last time I went to your house, I took the skateboard shoes with cracked soles of the squad leader to the shoe repair uncle he repaired? I remember he was a fan and was still watching the Chinese team that day...... I don't know it's a former intelligence agent at all! Even if you want to quit the rivers and lakes incognito, people who specialize in eavesdropping should repair their watches, right? What kind of shoes do you repair? Could it be that he's a particular eavesdropper in his shoes!

I can't help but think of "Domestic Lingling Paint", Xing Ye picked up a leather shoe and put it to his ear: "This looks like a leather shoe, but in fact it is a walkie-talkie......"

I laughed...... No, it was a wicked smile and knocked on the table, Xiaoqin put down the cutlery in shame, lowered her head and was silent, but still glanced up at my face from time to time.

"You're amazing!" I poked the green cauliflower inside the charcoal-grilled chicken nuggets with a plastic spoon and sarcastically said, "High-end people like former intelligence officers are willing to help you work, what kind of means do you use?" ”

Xiaoqin hesitated for a moment, then shook her head vigorously, as if to shake off the original thoughts in her head, and said to me very apologetically:

"Ye Lin, I'm sorry! I can't give you the details of Uncle Shoe Repair, the NSA is arresting him! He really didn't have a place to go, so he took refuge in our ......"

"Take refuge in 'you'? Is it referring to you and Aunt Ren? Do you mother and daughter dare to take in a nationally wanted criminal! ”

Xiaoqin hurriedly waved her hand, "No, Mom doesn't know about this, if she knows that I asked them for help, she will definitely be furious and will beat me half to death!" ”

"'They'? Haven't you made it clear who 'you' are, and now 'they' are popping up again? Could it be that there is an organization behind Uncle Shoe Repair? Shoemakers United General Union! ”

"Oh, classmate Ye Lin asked too urgently, I was messed up by you!" Xiaoqin pushed her bangs back in annoyance, "Anyway, these people are very unlikable to their mother, if Ye Lin gets too close to them, he will also be hated by his mother!" ”

Completely confusing me, what is this! Because I used to always fight alone with Xiaobawang, I always regarded Xiaoqin as a separate combat force, and I didn't think there would be any shili behind her - why is it that Xiaoqin's background is becoming more and more difficult now!

"Please don't pursue the matter of the shoe repair uncle anymore!" Xiaoqin lowered her head almost to the point of sticking her face to the table, "Anyway, I admit that I eavesdropped on classmate Ye Lin!" I know more or less about Ye Lin's mother, as well as Amy...... In addition, I lost Optimus Prime again today, and the sin on me is really great! Please punish me! Today, I want to kill or chop all of them, let Ye Lin fall! ”

Xiaoqin, who had tears in the corner of her eyes, sniffled, and to my surprise, she continued to eat without my permission.

"I ...... I'm going to be a full ghost. She explained.

No matter how many secrets Xiaoqin still has behind her, she can admit her mistakes, do not shirk the responsibility to others, and even show a little "righteousness", which is rare, so I am not very angry, but I feel that Xiaoqin, who eats shrimp rice as Zuihou's dinner, is cute and cute.

"Hmph, in that case, decide for yourself what punishment you want to be punished!"

I said half-jokingly.

Xiaoqin's eyes rolled, and she said hesitantly: "When I talked about Xiang Yu and Liu Bang in history class, I once said that there was a punishment called 'Ding Wok', so use that for me......"

Ding Wok? That's the torture of boiling a living person! I'll let you choose your own punishment, won't you choose a light one like a handboard? You're a masochist!

"Well, after I finished eating, Ye Lin threw me into the bathtub, 'Ding Wok' for half an hour, washed it with boiling water, and then threw it on the bed......"

Is your Ding Wok used for bathing? And I don't have a bathtub at home, only a shower, I'm sorry!

"This ...... If you don't have the tools of the Ding Wok, Ling Chi can also ......"

No matter how you choose, it's all inhumane torture! Tell me how I'm going to delay you?

"Hmm...... When I finished eating, Ye Lin tied me up first, and then stripped me naked! Bite my flesh down with your teeth bite by bite......"

After doing it for a long time, is it still for the purpose of stripping you naked! And since when did Ling Chi's tools become teeth! You just want me to kiss you all over your body, but to change the word!

――The other prerequisite is "wait until I'm done eating", so how much do you care about food?

"If Ye Lin doesn't like Chinese punishment, we can also change it to a foreign one, keep pace with the times, and have a high-end foreign atmosphere! I've heard that there is a torture device called a limb rack, where the victim is first tied to the bed......"

It's called a torture bed, and there is one in the blood-colored monastery of the monster shijie, and it's made of wood, okay! Actually, your keyword is just bed, right?

"If these can't satisfy Ye Lin, then I have to use the yellowest and most violent torture instrument in the European Middle Ages - the Iron Virgin! When the time comes, ask Ye Lin to poke me with his sharpest thing! Hmm, so shy! ”

Xiaoqin, who finally finished the main meal, covered her face with both hands and peeked at my expression through her fingers.