With the key that Peng Thos secretly put in my pocket, I opened the iron cage and released Xiong Yaoyue's cage.

Fortunately, Tiger Returns Mountain wants to eat people, but Winnie the Pooh eats me ice cream at most.

Xiong Yaoyue walked out of the iron cage, just took a step, and the second step turned into a jump, she pursed her lips, and said with a painful expression that her feet were numb, let me hold her a little.

Nonsense! If you stand for four hours without moving, can you not numb your feet? You think you're a great man made of marble!

I couldn't help it, I helped Xiong Yaoyue, who made a strange cry of "oh, oh" with every step, and slowly moved to the iron door in the basement.

"You're just fed!" I laughed and cursed.

"I'm not full at all now," Xiong Yaoyue said faintly, "I heard that when I go up to the border between China and North Korea, I can marry a North Korean daughter-in-law with a white steamed bun, and I'm almost the same now, if any man invites me to a big meal, maybe I'll get married." ”

"Hold on, don't get married!" I encouraged Xiong Yaoyue like an avalanche victim, "Amy will invite you to a big meal after you go up, you just need to be a lackey to repay her!" ”

In the dark basement, lit only by a small flashlight with Swiss Army knives, the two of us were indeed a bit of a victim of the jiashi.

Xiong Yaoyue was amused by me, "Haha, look at what you said!" It's like I'll be able to get married right away! Now I only have you by my side, and you are gay, so you won't marry me! ”

Girls seem to like to joke about marriage and the like, when I was in elementary school, I heard the two girls in the front row call each other "husband" and "wife" (not lily, just intimate), Xiong Yaoyue is obviously exchanging girlfriend feelings with me.

I insisted several times that I was not gay, but Xiong Yaoyue had misunderstood me deeply and didn't believe me. So I wondered if I could save the country by curve, and let her understand the truth step by step.

"Uh-huh," I cleared my throat, "Pooh, have you ever heard of 'bisexual'?" ”

"I've heard of it!" Xiong Yaoyue looked surprised, "Isn't bisexuality the kind that men and women like, known as 'universal plug'?" Do you want to say you're bisexual? ”

"Universal plug" is such an obscene name, you are embarrassed to say it! But having said that, in order to save the country with a curve, the universal plug is the universal plug, and I let it go!

"Yes," I said solemnly, "I'm the legendary bisexual who likes both men and women, and you don't want to be too careless with me, and I don't promise that I won't do anything out of the ordinary to you." ”

"Huh~~~~~" Xiong Yaoyue pulled a long voice, looking like she didn't believe me, "But I heard that most of the male bisexuals are attacking!" The last time you prepared sexy panties for yourself, you obviously just suffered it! ”

"Well, those panties are for someone else!" Once you start lying, you can't stop the brake, "I'm obviously attacking!" You compare me and Shen Shaoyi, who do you think of the two of us? ”

Xiong Yaoyue's mouth opened wide, and after a while, she suddenly realized: "It's true that you are more like an attacker!" Could it be that you are carrying that sexy pair of panties with you, are you going to let Shen Shaoyi wear them? ”

"Yes, yes!" It seems that there is also a price to be paid for saving the country with a curve, and I didn't get any results, but I first engraved the discordant scene of Shen Shaoyi's chrysanthemum in Xiong Yaoyue's mind.

"Even if that's the case, it doesn't prove that you're bisexual!" Xiong Yaoyue tilted her face up slightly in a challenging way, and looked at me closer, my arm was already supporting her through her armpit, and the result of her action was that my elbow accidentally touched ...... Touched her bouncy breasts.

For some reason, the vigorous jaguar immediately came to mind! This healthy, energetic chest does not go against the squeeze of the elbow, but is firm and proud. It's like pushing my elbow away on your own!

It's like an oversized pudding's boobs with Gong Caicai, and it's a completely different style!

By the way, the statement of "oversized pudding" is the conclusion that Xiong Yaoyue came to after hitting Gong Caicai's chest, don't think when I have touched Gong Caicai's breasts.

"Look, how do you prove you're bisexual?"

Xiong Yaoyue, who didn't notice that she was pushing her chest against me at all, asked aggressively.

Thankfully, there's no light in the basement! Otherwise, the abnormal bulge in my crotch is enough to prove everything! Although I had the intention to shine a flashlight on my little friend and say, "Oh, you believe it this time, right?" "But it's so filthy! After thinking about it, I still gave up!

Seeing that I was speechless, Xiong Yaoyue smiled proudly: "Sure enough, you still tease me, right?" Don't feel inferior because of your homosexuality and want to force yourself straight! If you straighten it up, we won't be good sisters! ”

I was surprised, "If I straighten myself up, will you ignore me?" ”

"How so!" Xiong Yaoyue laughed even harder, "You straighten yourself, we're good brothers!" When the time comes, I'll give you an assist! ”

So you'll never treat me like the opposite sex? I don't know what's going on, I'm a little upset!

After coming out of the basement, the French chef was very enthusiastic to serve Xiong Yaoyue a sumptuous lunch, and the hungry Xiong Yaoyue ate a full meal with gratitude, if it weren't for the language barrier, maybe she blurted out that she would marry each other in the future.

The French chef takes his cooking skills as his life, because Amy's food is too small and she is used to eating food, so the French chef racked his brains to please Amy at the dinner table, but did not make any breakthroughs, but fed me and Xiong Yaoyue, two foodies, it is easier to get a sense of achievement.

After dinner, in room 101 of the VIP building, Amy sat on the sofa and watched the cartoon of "Powerpuff Girls".

"Miss Amy, Pooh is back! You went to filming in the morning, and you worked hard! I'll definitely go over and cheer next time! ”

"I said don't use honorifics on me," Amy complained, "but the valet called me from the beginning......," she said, pointing to me as she stole the fruit, "learn from Pooh in the future!" ”

I threw the crystal clear, ruby-like grapes on the plate into my mouth, and thought, "You are no big or small, and in the future, I will punish you for calling me brother a hundred times a day!" ”

So Xiong Yaoyue sat next to Amy with a hippie smile, and while watching "Powerpuff Girls" with her, she reported to Amy the progress of organizing the LOL team, while I concentrated on eating grapes and listening by the way.

Xiong Yaoyue said that after her hard work, the "Golden Lightning" team, with Amy as the backstage boss, was originally scheduled to recruit a total of ten members in the first and second teams - none of them were recruited.

I almost didn't squirt the grapes out of my mouth (see Pea Shooter for the effect), "What do you have to report if you didn't recruit one!" ”

"I can't help it!" Xiong Yaoyue complained, "I went to several big Internet cafes, and I also added game friends to the top players in the national server, but jishuhaode felt that I was fooling them, and the jishu who believed me was too bad......"

"You're a second-year junior high school girl, and it's really not credible to tell others to invite them to join a professional team." I analyzed, "Don't care about those who contact online, if you see a master in an Internet café in the future, you can borrow a bodyguard from Amy to accompany you, so that the other party should believe it!" ”

"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue clapped her hands and said, "Then lend Peng Peng to me next time!" Look at them this time, who dares to say that I am a liar! ”

"Don't bother," Amy said coldly, staring intently at the TV, "Pooh, you open the second drawer on the left side of the TV cabinet and take out all the contents inside." ”

Xiong Yaoyue didn't ask much, jumped up from the sofa and walked over and opened the drawer.

As soon as she saw what was inside, she immediately trembled, her knees weakened, and she knelt down against the drawer.

Not only did he kneel, but he lowered his forehead to the point of pressing against the carpet, and exclaimed with great respect:

"Bless me and I will never lack you in the future, please accept a little worship!!"

I was surprised, and when I looked over, my nose was almost crooked.

Nima Xiong Yaoyue is not worshipping the Divine Immortal Buddha, but a thick pile of 100 yuan! Look at this thickness, each pile must be at least 10,000 yuan! Actually put the cash so casually, the rich man's shijie really can't understand it!

Amy said in a flat tone: "Pooh, you take one or two wades of money, and whoever doesn't believe what you say, you slap them with money!" ”

I couldn't help but laugh, "Amy, you're a complete child, Pooh went out with so much cash, what if he was robbed by the bad guys?" ”

"yes!" Xiong Yaoyue also chimed in, "Then the money should be lost!" ”

She had no idea that she might be hurt too.

Amy patronized to watch the new character "Flying Squirrel" in the cartoon, and replied a little absent-mindedly: "When the time comes, let Penthos accompany Pooh, won't Pooh not have to be afraid of being robbed?" ”

"Since you're accompanied by Penthos, why are you asking Pooh to bring cash!"

At this time, the cartoon finally came to an end, and the flying squirrel was unable to join the team of the Powergirl because he had to stay in the forest to protect other animals, and Amy sighed regretfully, "I thought the team would increase!" ”

Amy was enthusiastic about doing things for three minutes, and now she is not particularly enthusiastic about the affairs of the LOL team, but she still told Xiong Yaoyue to pay attention to the search for team members, and the team activity room on the second floor is also under construction.

After a commercial, "Powerpuff Girls" began to broadcast four episodes in a row, Amy pulled Xiong Yaoyue to watch it with her, I was very bored, and saw Obama with a cowbell around his neck, nesting in the corner of the wall and depressed, and decided to take it out for a walk. Lose weight as soon as possible and get out of the sea of suffering as soon as possible.

Because Obama didn't have any history of hurting people, I didn't use a dog leash, I just walked out of the VIP building with him, and walked around the fence for half a circle.

As I was about to go to the fountain farther away, I was horrified to find a man who looked like a college student crouching in a half-man-high grass near the wall, staring at me intently.

My first instinct was that this guy was squatting here and, and the proof was that Obama barked at him, and the dog couldn't change what it was.

But on closer inspection, the college student was still wearing trousers, and he and I met their eyes for a moment, and asked in an unfathomable tone:

"I heard that you are going to organize a LOL professional team, and you are recruiting?"