【460】 His Royal Highness the Prince
The appearance of this college student is not ugly, especially his facial features, nose is nose and eyes are eyes, or is it quite standard, and it unexpectedly makes me feel a little familiar?
It's a pity that his good facial features ruined his bad habits.
At this age, there are forehead wrinkles on his forehead, his eyebrows are half bald, his eyes are dull, and he looks like he is not old and decrepit.
Although he squatted in the grass, the small belly under his shirt was clearly visible, and his arms were fat like pig's elbows, but his fingers were more slender, like a pianist, showing a subtle sense of dissonance.
His complexion is also very bad, with thick dark circles under his eyes and chapped lips, and he knows that he often stays up late at a glance and does not pay attention to replenishing water.
The most incomprehensible thing is that he wants to squat in the grass to talk to me. He asked if our LOL team was hiring, was he a LOL addicted player?
It is said that among the heroes of LOL, there is a "Prince of the Grass" Galen, handsome and obscene, always hiding in the grass, waiting for the other party to get close and sneak attack, shouting when he makes a move: "Demacia!!" So much so that there is a joke that "there is a Galen in every bush".
Not long ago, according to the "Roadside Society" news report, a 16-year-old boy played League of Legends for two nights, went out of the Internet café in the morning, unconsciously squatted in the grass on the side of the road, took a stick, and jumped out when he saw someone passing by, shouting "Demacia!" "Knocked a lot of people's heads swollen. A passer-by said: Fortunately, he didn't reach level 6, otherwise it would have been even more terrifying if he learned the ultimate.
This college student and that 16-year-old boy won't be brothers in the same class! Even if he didn't have a stick in his hand, he couldn't guarantee that he would suddenly jump out and hit me on the head with his fist! If I am given "Demacia" by this kind of two hundred and five, it will be too embarrassing to spread it!
So I took a step back and retreated to a safe distance, and only then did I cautiously remind him:
"This benevolent brother, in reality, you can't hide in the grass and can't be invisible."
When Obama saw me retreating, he also had the courage to retreat with me, and he retreated even further, to the extent that he used me as a shield.
The college student nodded: "I know I can't be invisible, but I feel safe hiding in the grass." No matter when and where, as long as I squatted in the grass, even if anyone saw me, they would not dare to come. ”
Nonsense! They think you're pooping in the grass! Who's going to come and see you when they're full!
"When I came over today, I saw a bush here, so I squatted in to think about life, and unconsciously squatted for a long time, my feet were a little numb, I bother you to pull me up!"
I pulled the college student up from the ground and noticed something more peculiar about him.
The white shirt and slacks he wears, looking at the logo, it seems to be a famous brand with a unit price of more than 400, but he just has a ability to wear famous brands as stalls, I guess he is a rich second generation, although it looks like a dick.
In addition, he, who is obviously not a junior high school student or a high school student, walked back and forth in Qingzi School Park, and did not arouse the suspicion of the security guards - Xiong Yaoyue and I also had Peng Tousi as a guarantee, so we gradually dared to wear civilian clothes on campus.
"Would you like to join our LOL team?" I asked cautiously.
"Yes, that girl named Xiong Yaoyue went to an Internet café that I frequented, I was not there at the time, and then I inquired, your headquarters seems to be here."
The college student replied while stomping his feet to alleviate the numbness.
"That, the salary of the regular team members is 5,000 yuan per month......
I don't know anything about the specific business of the professional team, so I can only talk about our treatment first.
Unexpectedly, the college student waved his hand and said impassionedly: "I don't want money!" I just want to prove myself! ”
Well,It's basically certain that it's a rich second generation.,It's said that it's cheap and not good.,Shouldn't this guy be very bad?
I was about to ask his name.,Two female high school students wearing Qingzi School Park uniforms walked by.,Seeing college students standing here,They greeted him very familiarly:
"Hey, Prince, are you here?"
The college students just nodded formulaically and didn't respond to them.
Ten thousand grass and mud horses flew over my heart.
"Prince"!? It's already strange that the girls in Qingzi School Park know you.,Why do you still call you "prince"? You'll need to spend half a year in a hellish weight loss camp to get a little closer to Prince Charming's standards!
Seeing the strangeness on my face, the college student explained:
"My game ID is called'Prince of the Grass',Those girls have a very bad heart.,They're sarcastic about me.,I don't care that my dad is the principal of Qingzi School Park.,Alas......"
Wait a minute!? Who is your dad? Your dad is the principal of Qingzi School Park!? Isn't that Xiaoqin's uncle! No wonder I think you're a little familiar! It turns out that you are Xiaoqin's cousin!
Mr. Ren mentioned to me that he has an unlucky grandson who likes to jump out of the grass and be scary, and it turns out to be you!
The college student introduced himself and said that his name was Ren Peng, and he was in his sophomore year, because he couldn't look down on the various amateur LOL teams in the university, and was seeking acceptance from the professional team, because he heard that we were forming a professional team, and the headquarters was in his father's school, so he came over and recommended himself.
The temperament of "I am a LOL god" that he exudes anytime and anywhere does not seem to be pretending.
Mental arithmetic,Ren Peng should only be 19 years old as a sophomore,Only 5 years older than Xiaoqin,Considering that Aunt Ren's brother is 20 years older than her,The principal of Qingzi School Park,It's really a model of late marriage and late childbearing!
Knowing that Ren Peng is Xiaoqin's eldest cousin, my attitude towards him immediately became much better, but Ren Peng himself didn't understand what was going on, and thought that it was his LOL domineering spirit that shocked me.
"I know this dog," Ren Peng said, pointing at Obama, "is it from that little American singer?" I guess this time to organize the LOL team, and that little singer is also the backstage boss, right? ”
Huh? Although Ren Peng's eyes were dull because he played too many games, his brain was really not slow! Could it be that Xiong Yaoyue stepped on the iron shoes and had nowhere to go, so I casually came out to sneak a dog and picked up a master?
Considering that the team activity room in the VIP building is still under construction, I think that even if Xiong Yaoyue was asked to test Ren Peng's jishu level, there would be no computers at hand (most of the computers in the VIP building were installed by Peng Tousi with Linux systems to run monitoring and tracking software).
So I agreed with Ren Peng that at 7 o'clock tonight, we will meet at the "base" Internet café diagonally opposite Qingzi School Park, and Xiong Yaoyue, the captain and manager of the team, will do a preliminary test of his level.
Ren Peng said disdainfully: "Xiong Yaoyue, that little girl, isn't it from the 'Steppenwolf Team'?" I know her, although in the Internet café world of Dongshan City, women play LOL the most, and it is probably her. But she is by no means my opponent, and if I play against her, I will definitely abuse her to cry at night! ”
I don't know if Ren Peng's wild words are true or false, but I left my mobile phone number with him and agreed to see him at night.
"Ye Lin seems to have heard the name somewhere......" he frowned suspiciously as he wrote down my phone number.
"It's a delusion, it's an illusion!" I patted Ren Peng's shoulder weakly, Xiaoqin never mentioned her cousin, the relationship between the two is probably not very good, and even Ren Peng may trigger Xiaoqin's androphobia.
The reason why I made an appointment with Ren Peng so late was because I still wanted to have dinner at Amy's.
After secretly telling Xiong Yaoyue about Ren Peng, Xiong Yaoyue stretched out her thumb and praised me for catching a big fish, and made an appointment after dinner, which was really the right decision - she was reluctant to cook dinner with a French chef.
At the dinner table, Xiong Yaoyue and I discussed going to the Internet café later, Amy saw us whispering, and asked very dissatisfied:
"What are you two hiding from me? Are you plotting to betray me? ”
Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly replied: "How is it possible! Who could be richer than Miss Amy! ”
Amy narrowed her eyes and looked at her with contempt, Xiong Yaoyue came to her senses and changed her words:
"Even if someone is richer than Miss Amy, I will be loyal to Miss Amy! I'm not a money-eyed person! ”
I told Amy that the LOL team now had its first candidate, and Xiong Yaoyue and I were going to the Internet café at 7 o'clock to test him.
Amy was curious and wanted to go with her, but considering the chaotic environment of Chinese Internet cafes, I suggested that Amy wait for the results, and Amy hummed, "If you don't go, you won't go!" Then he didn't take the initiative to talk to me until he finished dinner.
Approaching seven o'clock, Amy ordered Xiong Yaoyue and me:
"The valet and the butler, you can go now, and you must fulfill the mission delivered by Miss Ben perfectly, you know?"
"If you find out that the other person is a rookie after the test, you must not hesitate to kick him away! I don't need the weak! ”
"If the other party is a master, no matter what method is used, even if it is kidnapping, let him join our team! Manlet, the task of kidnapping is up to you! ”
Don't give me orders that violate the law! And what happened to my kidnapping of Xiaoqin's cousin! If Aunt Ren had known that I had kidnapped her nephew, my life would have been cut short again!
Contrary to my expectations, Xiong Yaoyue, who went to the base Internet café with me to test the game with Ren Peng, was really abused by the other party.
Each found two players who were familiar with each other to play 3V3, but Xiong Yaoyue and his gang were defeated, and the score of the number of kills was very different to 15:7, although the "Prince of the Grass" Galen used by Ren Peng, the only time he was killed, was Xiong Yaoyue's "Deep Sea Titan" picked up the leak, but it does not change the fact that Ren Peng's level is much higher than Xiong Yaoyue.
After the battle, Ren Peng said to Xiong Yaoyue, who was stunned behind the screen:
"You may be the number one player in Dongshan City when you play arcade fighting games, but for LOL, your love is not deep enough, you are too impulsive, you like to play heroism too much, you will continue to hone in the future!"
"Is his level enough?" I asked Xiong Yaoyue quietly.
"Enough...... Absolutely...... Although I didn't lose once or twice when I played LOL, it was the first time I encountered such a powerful ......"
When Ren Peng heard that he was selected, he did not show any special surprise, but had a pride of "it should be so". He suggested letting him pick the rest of the team, and Xiong Yaoyue agreed.
After coming out of the Internet café, I found that Xiong Yaoyue looked sad and walked unsteadily, and I guess she was not so sad even if she fell out of love.