[854] Good news
"Amy, can the calorie estimation system in the gym work for everyone else?"
I'm a regular exerciser, but I've never paid attention to my calorie burn, so I'm curious.
"It works on other people," Amy looked up at the three cameras on the ceiling in a triangle, "these cameras can do motion analysis, and they will focus on you as long as you do a lot of exercise in the gym, but you don't do it into my calorie ......"
Because my exercise didn't help Amy in exchange for Coke, she didn't explain it to me very interested, so she threw herself on the sofa chair and rested.
"In that case," I said, "let me play a game of table tennis with the robot!" It's been a long time since I've played table tennis! By the way, see how many calories I'll burn! ”
Although I have a viral heart disease, I don't think playing table tennis is a big physical exercise when the robot deliberately gives the ball, and I also want to know how far I have reached the precise control of my body movements, and whether I can quantify it with calorie burn.
The results were astonishing.
I went on 50 rounds of offense and defense with the manipulator, and I didn't let the ping pong ball hit the ground (mainly because it played well), which has exceeded the number of rounds Amy has worked, but the calorie consumption reported by Zuihou is 1/3 less than Amy.
"This broken machine is out of order, right!?" Amy couldn't believe it, "The valet is a lot heavier than me, and he burns more calories than me when he moves!" How could it be less than me? ”
A smile tugged at the corner of my mouth - that's the work of yin and yang, and heart disease.
Viral heart disease did make me cautious in life, but it also became my "judgment pointer" to save physical strength, when I had to use the most reasonable and labor-saving method to complete the daily movements, I naturally applied the "strength" technique in the Yin and Yang Sanshou, so that this martial arts almost became my own reflex.
Moving the arm from point A to point B, there is a most perfect trajectory, although my eyes can't see this trajectory, but my body can feel it, every time I move the limbs, the most reasonable use of muscles, reduce calorie consumption, add up, zuihou's total calorie consumption, of course, is less than Amy.
Amy is a martial arts layman, of course she can't see the mystery, she can only suspect that the machine is malfunctioning, and Xiao Qin on the side doesn't rub sand in her eyes.
"The martial arts that my grandfather taught Ye Lin are getting better and better!"
"So this is martial arts?" Amy tugged at the end of the towel with one hand, hung her hands up, and tightened her neck in reverse, "What's the use of this martial art?" Can cultivators be allowed to do more farm work and eat less? North Korea should promote this martial art......"
Not to mention, I heard that in order to cope with the famine, North Korea has made efforts of a similar nature in addition to the whole people learning yin and yang. For example, the whole people have improved cooking methods, using more "scientific" methods to cook bud rice, making bud rice more hungry, and even scientists have invented special noodles that can effectively relieve hunger.
However, I will not mention this kind of remarks that are easy to make the president of the HHH club angry.
"My family's martial arts are generally not passed on," Xiaoqin explained to Amy, "but Ye Lin is a special case, Ye Lin's yin and yang are scattered, I'm afraid the skill is already above me!" ”
Xiaoqin's words are not to pat my ass, just from the aspect of strength, because I use it in my life all the time, I have long been integrated into my blood and instincts, and I have indeed surpassed Xiaoqin.
It's just that Xiaoqin doesn't know that I have a heart attack, and now I can't use "Fa Jin" casually, otherwise I will worry about my life, she is based on common sense, and speculates that my "Hua Jin" and "Fa Jin" levels are similar, so she came to the conclusion that I have surpassed her.
In fact, I only surpassed her in terms of strength, and in terms of strength, I almost stood still, and compared to Xiaoqin's use of strength to greatly increase her attack power (such as forcibly demolishing the bamboo forest), I was still just at the entry level.
However, the power of Fa Jin itself is already very great, and I almost killed Tie Xian the first time I used it, and at present, I don't particularly need this kind of big killing weapon.
After I finished playing with the table tennis manipulator, I didn't feel any discomfort, and then Xiaoqin curiously took the table tennis racket from my hand and wanted to try to play a game.
Xiaoqin, who has exercised, is really still very majestic.
From time to time, a confident smile appears on the corner of her mouth, and her clean and neat pace movements make Xiaoqin look like a professional table tennis player.
I also played 50 rounds with the robot, and as a result, Celery burned the same calories as me.
But because she was smaller than me, she did lose to me in terms of the rational use of muscles, which is the level of "strength".
"Ye Lin is really amazing!" Xiaoqin gasped slightly and said, "If you have practiced Yin and Yang to such a high level so quickly, maybe Ye Lin is a martial arts genius!" ”
"Of course my manservant won't be an ordinary person!" Amy clasped her hands in front of her chest, with a natural expression, and just now she said that this martial art was useless.
Actually, Xiaoqin's strength is not so bad as mine, but she wants to play table tennis beautifully in front of me, so she consumes extra physical strength.
Martial arts genius or something, Xiao Qin can afford it, my yin and yang are making rapid progress, it's just a blessing in disguise after suffering from a toxic heart attack.
When Qin was playing table tennis, Amy instructed me to bring a popsicle from the refrigerator to her, and I opened the refrigerator and found that the popsicles inside were all specially made, and the ingredients were pure fruit juice, sugar-free and fat-free.
I think my sister's way of eating popsicles is really terrible!
Open your lips and hold the tip of the popsicle, but instead of biting it down, she uses the temperature in her mouth to slowly melt the popsicle, and from time to time she puts the popsicle in and pulls it out, and then uses her tongue to go to the ......
"Look at what, look!" Seeing me make a strange face, Amy yelled at me, "I've never seen anyone eat a popsicle!" ”
"No," I said embarrassedly, "can't you be civilized when you eat popsicles?" ”
"Where am I uncivilized!" Amy stuffed a popsicle in her mouth and purred, "There is a good saying on the Internet: Yin sees Yin!" Dead manservant, you have impure thoughts about me, so you think that I am uncivilized to eat popsicles! ”
Yes, maybe I did think too much, Amy may have been used to eating popsicles like this, I remember when I was in elementary school, many male classmates ate like this.
I just comforted myself like this, closed my eyes and stopped looking at Amy's movements, but Amy leaned into my ear and asked in a low voice, "Brother, do you want me to give you Tian too?" ”
"W-What!?" I blushed and said anxiously and angrily, "How can you say such shameless words!" We're brother and sister! ”
"Huh? Brother, what the hell are you thinking? Amy had one eyebrow high and the other low, her blue eyes were full of pride and contempt, and she handed over the popsicle in her hand, "I'm just going to ask if my brother wants this popsicle!" Are you expecting anything else? ”
"I—I didn't expect anything!" Teased, I got up from the sofa chair and said, "What do you mean by giving me half of your popsicles!" How unhygienic! ”
"What!? A mere male servant, do you dare to think that the master is unhygienic! Amy said slightly angrily, "Under normal circumstances, don't you be like a dog that gets a bone, wagging your tail and rejoicingly accepting it!" ”
"You've got a tail!"
"The manservant's tail grows in front." Amy said something with a blank face that I couldn't pick up.
By "wagging your tail", do you mean the tail in front! Don't plant bad imagination in my head!
"Sit down, I've got something for you." Amy suddenly became serious and patted the couch cushion on her left.
I sat down as I was told, wondering what my sister was going to say to me.
"Brother, how did you do that?"
After the distance became closer, and only needed to speak in a very low volume, Amy changed the name of my brother to me, and she was not afraid of trouble in exchange.
"What and how?"
"That's it...... How do you do it to get your mom to change her decision? ”
I blurted out in surprise: "Is she really going to arrange for you to quit the entertainment industry?" ”
"Not yet," Amy shook her head, "though there is a sign, but not enough - my first night was saved." ”
"What?" I was a little hard at home to Amy's casual mention of the word.
"Cut, did you forget?" Amy threw out a disdainful look, "Didn't Mom give my first night to a congressman who had a chance to run for president of the United States?" ”
Of course I remember it, and the perverted MP is still an SM lover, and the cruel fate that Amy is about to face is one of the big reasons why I decided to fight for custody with Sook Joe.
Next, Amy used a seductive expression to make another Tian popsicle, and after selling enough, she said happily:
"Haha, that guy frequented brothels and beat prostitutes all over the body, and his mother gave it to the tabloid reporters, and then he became famous on Facebook! The political future is completely ruined, and it will be difficult to become a lawyer in the future! ”
"Ai Shuqiao Weishenme is going to do this kind of thing?" I couldn't help but ask.
"I still want to ask!" Amy shrugged, "There's no evidence that my mother sent the information to the reporter, but I guess my mother did it, and if my mother wanted to cover that councilor, even if this happened, she would be suppressed by her mother's means......"
Amy's guess is right, the parliamentarian who Ai Shuqiao is willing to buy with his daughter's first night must have a very political future, but now he can easily destroy the other party's political future, which can only show that Ai Shuqiao has a more powerful weapon.
What is it? Does this weapon have anything to do with my blood? In contrast, even the "future president of the United States" can give up a powerful weapon, which is really creepy!
Since the perverted congressman has been completely planted, the sword of Damocles hanging over Amy's head has disappeared, making Amy's whole person a lot easier, and she can focus on exercising and exchanging calorie points for Coke or potato chips.
I didn't tell Amy that it was my regular blood donation to Sook Joe that led to this result, because then I would have to tell me about my viral heart disease.
I always felt like my blood was being used for some horrible purpose......