【853】 Calorie exchange
"Die!"
Wearing Olympian-level super professional table tennis shoes at her feet, Amy's swing racket and hitting the ball are only at the elementary school level.
The table tennis manipulator designed and installed here by Dr. Yu is undoubtedly intelligent and a close relative of the Forced Rabbit.
Compared with Amy's "ferocious" smash, the manipulator holds the table tennis racket horizontally, slides to the predicted landing point of the table tennis ball with ease, and then gently picks up the ball, so that the rebounded table tennis ball falls on Amy's easy reach.
What an obvious handicap! Rather than saying that the manipulator is a "sparring partner", it is better to say that it is "playing with"! Practicing with this kind of opponent, even if Amy plays for 10,000 years, her table tennis level will not grow in any way!
But then again, Amy is quite complacent, and when the bodyguards play against her, she can clearly feel that the other party is letting her, and she will be very annoyed if she is taken care of and can't catch the ball - there is no such problem with robots.
"It's so rare that you can take the initiative to exercise."
After closing the gym door, I complimented Amy.
Amy, who was swinging her racket, glanced at me out of the corner of her eye.
"Hmph, who told you to bring the maid celery? I only invited you one, right? ”
Qin immediately put one of my arms around her, and in front of Amy, she was allowed to continue playing my girlfriend.
"I was born as Ye Lin's person, and my death was Ye Lin's ghost, wherever Ye Lin goes, I will follow him!"
Qin didn't announce it like she was joking.
Because of the jumping ponytail blocking her vision, Amy almost didn't catch the table tennis ball, and now she was even more angry with Xiaoqin.
"What a smug! The dead valet will abandon you one day! ”
Hearing this, Xiao Qin's whole body trembled, and the hands holding my arms were even harder, as if she was afraid that I would run away.
"Hey! Xiaoqin is an insider, in front of her, you call me brother! ”
I have important advice for Amy.
"Don't scream!" Amy refused loudly, and at the same time slammed the ping pong ball into the opponent's position, "You are with the maid Qin, you are the manservant!" ”
"Dead manlet! Hand me the towel hanging on the wall! ”
Celery wanted to fetch the towel for me, but Amy stopped her by a shriek:
"I don't even want towels from other people! I'll throw it on the ground and step on it! Maid Qin, you go to the fridge and get a Coke for me! The password is 9527! ”
Huh? There is indeed a large refrigerator with three doors next to a row of sofa chairs for people to rest in the gym, but Weishenme still needs a password to get a Coke? And wouldn't it be more dangerous to put Amy with a fridge of Coke than to keep a cat and a goldfish together?
I followed Xiaoqin to enter the password, and was surprised to find that there was a vending machine-like storage cabinet on the bottom floor of the refrigerator, but this storage cabinet was filled with Coke, and coins and banknotes were not accepted, and only by entering the password would a can of metal packaged Coke fall out.
It turned out that after Amy sent the rabbit out to buy Coke several times in an unsuccessful attempt, Peng Thos and Dr. Yu discussed: It is better to be blocked, since Amy wants to drink Coke is a hard demand, she simply buys Coke back and puts it in the VIP building, as a prize for Amy's workout.
All the equipment in the gym is equipped with high-tech induction equipment, which can estimate Amy's calorie consumption when exercising, and once the calories burned reach the calorie supplement value provided by a can of Coke, a 4-digit password will be sent to Amy's mobile phone, and you can receive a can of Coke with this 4-digit password.
Although you can exercise longer a day to get more passwords, you can only get one can of Coke a day, and you can only use them the next day if you save more passwords.
This is Weishenme, Amy, who hates any physical exercise and takes every opportunity to be lazy, will play table tennis in the gym.
That's a good idea! Well done Penthos and Dr. Yu! This is a disguised "sister tune" jihua! For the sake of Coke or potato chips, Amy will also put effort into the things she hates, right?
I brought a towel, Xiaoqin brought a Coke, and the two of us waited for Amy after playing table tennis, with fine beads of sweat hanging on her face and body, dripping to the floor from time to time, as if she had just returned from a boxing championship.
"Hmph, Peng Thos and Dr. Yu are so bold, I was originally very angry!"
Amy wiped the sweat from her face, wrapped the white towel around the back of her neck, and took a big sip of Coke with her head up.
"Aha-" Amy, with a satisfied expression, continued, "but what I didn't expect was that if I drank Coke after the workout, the Coke would taste better than usual!" So, Miss Ben reluctantly forgave them! ”
Obviously being taught by others like a monkey who wants to eat bananas, but he has to use high-sounding words and a high-pitched tone.
"It's a pity that potato chips can only be redeemed once a week, it's really stingy!"
In the blink of an eye, Amy drank more than half of the Coke, and in order to avoid drinking it all at once, she drank it slower than before.
"If you burn calories, you can exchange them for beer......" Amy looked at the refrigerator and said, "I don't know how refreshing it will be to drink a little cold beer after exercising!" ”
Amy fantasized as she greedily slid the tip of her pink tongue over her lips.
"It's absolutely not okay to drink!" Xiaoqin suddenly said excitedly, "Drinking alcohol will not only hurt your body, but also make your mind confused and become ...... Become a different person! ”
Huh? Xiaoqin's reaction is so big because when she was drunk in Cuisong Mountain, she ran up the mountain in the middle of the night to forcibly demolish the bamboo forest? Isn't that a different person? That's the alcohol that unleashes the beast that already exists in you!
"Only inferior beers drink like that!" Amy, who has never drunk alcohol, subjectively speculated, "The high-quality beer that I drink from the best people must be good for the body and mind, healthy and brain, help digestion, and prolong life!" ”
While speaking, Amy didn't pay attention, and accidentally drank all the Coke in her hand, and when she realized it, her face changed greatly, as if she was insulted by the Coke Coke Company, and tightly pinched the empty Coke can.
"Bastard! Half a day's hard work, such a short time to enjoy the loss! ”
Amy angrily threw the empty jar to the floor, and at the same time, the manipulator on the ping-pong table case used the loudspeaker to emit the same electronic sound as the forced rabbit.
"Toot - your wrestling action consumes 15 kcal, which has been included in the total calorie burn, please keep up the good work!"
"What's the use of working hard!" Amy yelled at the robot, "You can only redeem one can of Coke a day!" ”
Next, Amy reached out to the refrigerator and commanded me:
"Manservant, smash the Coke out of me with violence!"
"The Coke storage room of the refrigerator is a Swiss bank safe-level and cannot be destroyed by the C4 bomb, if it is forcibly opened, it will trigger the Coke self-destruct program, and all Coke will be mixed into the Banlan root solution......"
What a bad taste! Americans rumor that cola can cure colds, Chinese rumors that banlangen can prevent **, use this Chinese-American combination formula to give Amy, who is mixed Chinese and American to drink, is it to make her become poisonous!
The manipulator also seems to be like a rabbit and can understand most of our conversations, but it has no ability to learn, nor is it as mouthy as a rabbit, and only makes explanatory speeches when it comes to gym equipment.
"Damn! Fight against me one by one! ”
Amy, as a beautiful girl idol, has to bend down to pick up the empty Coke can she threw on the ground, trying to make sure that there is any liquid left inside.
The result was obvious, if she hadn't impulsively thrown the empty jar out, there might still be one or two drops left, now ......
"Angry couples!" Amy slammed the empty can again, and inadvertently mimicked the popular "Führer's Rant" on the Internet.
"Toot - your fall consumes 20 kcal, which is a significant improvement from just now, please keep up the good work."
The manipulator reminded out of place.
"Don't be angry," I said to Amy, seeing that her anger was still subsided, "I have deceived the squad leader as you instructed...... No, I'm here! She's coming on Sunday! ”
"Really?" Amy turned her anger into joy, "I didn't expect you to be quite capable, manservant!" Sure enough, you also want to see Katyusha's maid outfit, right? ”
"The squad leader's maid outfit?" Xiao Qin on the side frowned, "The squad leader promised Ye Lin, do you want to wear a maid costume on Sunday to show you!" is actually willing to do this, in order to snatch Ye Lin's classmates, it is really unscrupulous! ”
Because I said before that in front of Amy, Xiaoqin can still regard herself as my girlfriend, so she has resumed her girlfriend's thinking circuit at this time, should I say that she is acting or her original idea?
"It's not as complicated as you think." I curtly explained, "It's just a little revenge for Amy, so that the squad leader can play with Obama a little more - don't you think that Obama, who has a swollen mouth, is more cute than usual?" ”
"I'll be here that Sunday too!" Xiaoqin didn't get fooled by me, and she puffed out her mouth when she didn't speak, as if her cuteness had also increased.
"I'm also going to wear a maid costume to show Ye Lin! Can't lose to the bad-hearted female number two! ”
"Think beautifully!" Amy pouted and said, "If you want to increase your cuteness, go find the bamboo leaf green snake that Dr. Yu kept in the glass jar!" And I didn't have the right size maid outfit for you......"
"Then go ahead and prepare now!" Xiaoqin clenched her fists and said, "With Miss Amy's financial resources, you can do it with a simple word!" It's more than 30 hours until Sunday! ”
"Cut," Amy still looked like she was ignoring her, "you and Katyusha are enemies, and I want to help you?" ”
"Because I'm a 'maid celery'!" Xiaoqin said aggrievedly, "Isn't it too pitiful to be a 'maid Qin' but don't even have a maid outfit!" ”
Amy, who was reminded of this, stared at her seriously and thought, "This is also ......"
"And the principal of Qingzi School Park is my uncle!" Xiaoqin threw out a killer idea, "Although the preliminary exam has passed, there are still midterm exams and final exams!" ”
Amy's face, which was already fair, became even whiter, and the sweat running down her cheeks was probably not all due to exercise.
"I know, I'll get you a maid's outfit when the time comes—but don't think I'm scared of you! It's just a uniform that Miss Ben sent you! ”