Xiaoqin hummed the animated theme song of "Pleasant Goat", and the joy was not inferior to when I picked up five cents on the road in elementary school.

Her Hello Kitty bag seems to have a lot of other stuff in it besides textbooks.

First of all, she brought a bag of mangoes from home, and she not only gave them to me, but also to the big horn and other girls.

"Wow, I actually opened a warehouse to give food!" The loudspeaker said while eating, "Xiaoqin, something good happened to you!" ”

Xiaoqin made an expression of (~ ̄▽ ̄~), and mysteriously refused to say.

Finally, a mango was passed to the squad leader, and I heard that Xiaoqin brought it to everyone, and the squad leader happily ate the mango, but I was a little worried that the mango was poisoned.

However, I was the first to eat mangoes, and I also reached into my pocket and picked them up, even if Xiaoqin didn't hesitate to bring the big horn and others in order to poison the squad leader, it shouldn't poison me, right?

Xiong Yaoyue was in a daze in front of the classroom with a leaf in her mouth, and when she saw that it was very lively, she was attracted to it.

Finding that I was patronizing and thinking about things, my mouth was not wiped clean after eating the mango, and the corners of my mouth were stained with orange-yellow puree, Xiong Yaoyue's eyes widened, and she blurted out:

"Wow, Ye Lin, are you eating?"

You've just eaten! Even if the mango flesh is indeed a little yellow, you as a girl should also pay attention to the impact! Don't be so gentleman, okay!

At this time, Xiaoqin handed me another lemon and said, "Ye Lin, let's eat this too!" ”

I didn't reach for it, "Sour?" I'm not a big fan of sour. ”

Xiaoqin taught me seriously: "Just because you don't like to eat it, don't eat it, then how can you do it!" This is the antidote! ”

Untie...... Antidote!? Is the mango just now really poisonous! In order to achieve the goal of getting rid of the class leader, do you not hesitate to let 1/3 of the girls accompany the funeral!

"Oops ( ̄▽ ̄)~*, I was joking when I scared Ye Lin! Poisoning this kind of thing, obviously only the sinister female number two would do it! ”

After saying that, she put away the lemon, but she did not escape the eyes of the big horn, and was asked to go, cut it with a knife and distribute it to everyone.

"(*^__^*) Hehe......" Xiaoqin looked at me proudly, "Now I'm not worried that Ye Lin will be snatched away by others." ”

Huh? weishenme is suddenly so confident! The reason? Just because the squad leader has been cold to me for the past two days, do you feel like you have the chance to win?

"Hate~?" Xiaoqin covered her red and hot face, "You actually asked me what the reason was, obviously Ye Lin couldn't bear it and forced him to bow to my overlord!" ”

Wait...... Wait a minute! What did you say? Who gave you a hard bow to the overlord? When did it happen? How come I, the client, don't know?

In biology class, Xiaoqin took out a delicate insulated lunch box from her schoolbag, used the textbook as a cover, and ate it one by one.

I noticed that her "brunch" was full of red bean rice and a red date in the middle.

Seeing my skeptical gaze, Xiaoqin explained:

"It's like this in girl's comics, after a girl becomes a woman that night, she must eat red bean rice! I made it myself in the morning and was almost late! ”

Who cares if you're late or not! Eating red bean rice on the first night of the loss is a custom in Little Japan, why do you learn from them! And who turned you into a woman!

"Of course it's Ye Lin! It's embarrassing...... Ye Lin was so rough last night! ”

Who's rude! Did I sleepwalk to find you! Impossible! Aunt Ren won't let me in! But Xiaoqin has no reason to tell such an obvious lie......

Could it be that there is someone else who took away Xiaoqin's first night, and I was cuckolded for no reason!

Nima, this is too cheating! It's like Xiaolongnu was raped by Yin Zhiping, but she thought that the object was Yang Guo, how can I swallow this breath!

Although Xiaoqin is only my nominal girlfriend, I don't allow other men to touch it casually! I've been bullied by Xiaobawang for so many years, and I'm ready to bully Xiaoqin the same way! What's the matter with you!

However, Xiaoqin has a phobia, and she will not allow other young men to approach, so how can she mistake the other party for me, unless......

Unless the other person looks like me! Nima really has such a person! Isn't it just to follow Director Cao to make a movie and play the melancholy brother of Jinling's evil youth, named Wu Sheng!

it, you dare to my woman! You don't want to live! I'm going to dig out all your hearts and bones!

Calm down, but it doesn't feel right. First of all, Brother Melancholy doesn't know martial arts, he can't break through Aunt Ren's level, and he and Xiaoqin have no intersection, maybe they haven't even met each other, and they don't know each other's names.

The most important thing is that Wu Sheng's nickname of "Melancholy Brother" is not called in vain, in the Drama Academy, the two girlfriends before and after who posted him upside down have both dropped out of school with depression under his influence, and it is rumored that he and these two girls have never had a relationship because "I don't feel fun". How can such a person who is worse than death have the spare time to NTR me and get involved with my girlfriend?

I didn't know what I was thinking, Xiao Qin finished the red bean rice, wiped her mouth, pressed her hand on her still flat belly, and said stupidly:

"I stored a lot of Ye Lin's liquid last night, why don't you lay an egg tomorrow!"

Who gave you the liquid! I didn't even give you solids! And the biology teacher is on the podium, and you, the student, have forgotten that she is a feeding animal and are planning to lay eggs, and she will be very sad to know it!

In addition, it only takes one day to lay eggs, and the father of the egg is an alien! He took the form of me to make a bow to your overlord! You've been tricked by alien creatures!

I hesitated and asked Xiaoqin for details about last night, but Xiaoqin blushed and refused to say.

"Such an embarrassing thing...... How can I say it! ”

"Anyway...... In short, it was Ye Lin who took the initiative...... First stripped me naked and let my cartoon panties hang on my calves......"

"And then I was covered all over my body...... Even there and there ......"

"The bad-hearted classmate Ye Lin deliberately tickled me, and when I couldn't laugh hard, he broke in all of a sudden!"

I listened with a dry mouth and couldn't help but ask, "Will it hurt?" ”

Xiaoqin shook her head vigorously: "It doesn't hurt at all!" And I'm dying of joy in my heart! Ye Lin is mine! Finally connected with me! ”

"I rode on Ye Lin, thinking that I would never be afraid of being snatched away by others......"

"Wait!" I asked, "Were you down there?" Why did you change positions later? ”

Xiaoqin once again covered her face with her hands:

"Shame, shame! On the first night, I played with Ye Lin as a female superior, how can you tell me! ”

Didn't Nima say it! And which Ye Lin classmate are you playing with!

Xiaoqin lowered her voice, her face was still like a sunset, red through half the sky.

"Because Ye Lin is very, it is not easy to be satisfied, so I have to cooperate with you to change a lot of postures......"

Next, the wrench was raised:

"There are old man cart style, straight pounding Huanglong style, Guanyin sitting lotus style, butterfly Chenghuan style, such as the god palm style, fire cloud evil god style, ......"

Where did you learn so much about restriction? It was definitely taught to you by Chen Yingran, that female hooligan! And what's going on with those two postures of zuihou? You watched Stephen Chow's movie when you were rote memorizing, and the result was bad!

The more I listen to it, the more wrong it is, in fact, compared with women's sexual power, it is basically ants to elephants, don't you hear the saying "only tired cows, no ploughed land"?

I remember that there were two strong sisters in the United States, and they had a whim, so they received nearly 500 men in one day, and afterwards they just had backache and leg pain.

Coincidentally, among the fighting nation Russians, there was a man who did the same, with vodka and viagra, and two women did it thirty-six times a day, but he lost his strength and died on the spot.

It can be seen that a woman begs you for mercy in bed, either because you make her unhappy, she wants to sleep, or because she is kind-hearted and wants to satisfy your vanity.

Changing positions like Xiaoqin frequently, no matter how fierce the other party is, even if the other party is an alien creature, you will be squeezed dry!

After the battle of the construction site, I thought to myself that you, the little overlord, were no longer my opponents, and I was secretly proud - why did you want to steal the limelight back from the bed so soon!

You...... You're not a woman, you're a juicer! Sooner or later, you'll be squeezed to death!

Xiaoqin sighed suddenly.

"Alas, I follow Ye Lin every time, but Ye Lin is still not satisfied, and his nostrils are getting bigger and bigger...... zuihou is that both of them grew wings and lingered on the cumulonimbus clouds, and Ye Lin handed over the precious seeds to me......"

Miscellaneous...... What the? Growing wings? Cumulonimbus? The rain that falls to the mortal world in zuihou won't have anything to do with you and me, right? I'm sorry for the farmers and the actors who danced "Song in the Rain"! But after a careful analysis, I still want to say it out loud to you: You dream you!?

"Yes," Qin blinked her big innocent eyes, "it was a dream I had last night!" Didn't Ye Lin also come to his dreams? ”

I looked at her with disdain.

"That, that ......" Xiao Qin put her index fingers together with a little lack of confidence, "Is Ye Lin still satisfied with my performance last night?" ”

Satisfied with you big-headed ghost! I've been worried for a long time, it turns out that you are dreaming! What does it have to do with me that you're dreaming at home!

"How it doesn't matter!" Xiaoqin tried to rush over and hug my arm, but she couldn't do so under the watchful eye of the biology teacher.

"This is no ordinary dream! It's a premarital drill where the brainwaves of people in love collide together! Ye Lin must have come too, but he didn't admit it and didn't want to be responsible for me! ”

Take your sister's responsibility! According to your logic, at least five million people in China have dreamed of Sora Aoi, and if they all have to be responsible for Lao Shi, wouldn't Lao Shi have to sacrifice his life for the country!

"I don't care!" Xiaoqin pursed her lips angrily, "Anyway, classmate Ye Lin and I are already in a 'dream relationship'!" You won't be allowed to look at other women in the future! ”

Dream...... Dream!? You can figure it out! You're hopelessly brain-dead! For the sake of the IQ of my descendants, I not only have to look at other women, but I also have to open a harem!