Uncle Chao nodded: "Yes, sneak attack!" When someone provokes me, I take the brick and go up while he is not paying attention. ”

I was a little confused: "No skills in fighting? ”

Uncle Chao thought for a while and said, "It's fast and accurate, but this depends on talent, and you can't learn it the day after tomorrow." ”

Uncle Chao picked up the knife and said to me, "This knife has no blade, it can't kill people, it's no different from a piece of iron." ”

Then Uncle Chao cut his hand twice with a knife, and sure enough, it was fine.

Uncle Chao said: "Ordinary people see that their legs are weak when they see this thing, and they don't dare to resist at all, unless they hit hard stubble." ”

I nodded, and it was.

Uncle Chao said: "Fighting pays attention to momentum, you are imposing, the other party has thousands of troops, you are calm, and the other party should also muttered in his heart, you are so leisurely, is there really any hole card, and the momentum is weak." ”

I remembered that night when Xiaohai said that I had a knife, it broke my spirit at once, and it seemed like that. He nodded again.

As he was talking, a person came down from the mountain, and Uncle Chao handed me the knife: "Up." ”

I stubbornly said, "I don't rob money!" ”

Uncle Chao said: "It's not really a robbery, teach you to practice courage and scare him." He's going to give you money, you just have to pay him back. ”

Reluctantly, I took the knife and walked over to the man.

The man wore a straw hat, a hoe, and a blue shirt that had been washed and discolored, as if he had just returned from farming and had come home for lunch. I said in my heart, "Count you unlucky."

As I walked over with my knife in my hand, the peasant seemed to be alert again, and at once he turned his hoe sideways to his chest and looked at me with alarm.

I looked at my machete, and then at his hoe, and if I really fought, it was obvious that I was at a disadvantage......

Even if it's to practice courage, it should be the same as playing a game.,There's a step-by-step process.,Isn't it to cut down the little monsters outside the novice village to increase the experience value or something?,How can you pop up such a high-level boss all at once.,Play to my death, Uncle Chao!

I can't joke with my own life, even if Uncle Chao is protecting me from behind, I can't save that farmer from swinging his hoe at me. Thinking so, he didn't squint, pretended that he had nothing to do with the peasant, kept going, and finally passed by him.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and Uncle Chao suddenly ran towards me and scolded: "You stupid! ”

After saying that, he snatched my machete and chased after the peasant, shouting: "You stop for Lao Tzu!" ”

The peasant was obviously mentally prepared, and when he heard Uncle Chao's shout, he immediately turned around and pointed his hoe at Uncle Chao.

Uncle Chao saw that he stopped, but walked over slowly, the machete in his hand swayed, and the sunlight reflected on the blade continued to form spots of light that shot in random directions, adding to the momentum of slaughter.

Uncle Chao walked to a meter in front of the farmer and stopped, and I hurriedly followed to learn how Uncle Chao did it.

The peasant said, "What is tender to do?" ”

Uncle Chao glanced at him, took another step forward, and a sneer flashed at the corner of his mouth: "You use a hoe to face me, what do you mean, you want to fight?" ”

Uncle Chao flicked the blade with his fingers and looked at him coldly.

The peasant hesitated, put down the hoe, and said, "Big brother, what's the matter with the village near here......

Uncle Chao walked over and patted him on the face with a blade: "What's your name, big brother, do I know you?" ”

The peasant was obviously frightened, he probably hadn't seen Uncle Chao so untouched, his face was gray, he didn't speak, the hoe was shrugged aside, and he didn't dare to pick it up and resist at all.

I also vaguely felt next to me that a momentum emanated from Uncle Chao, the king of beasts, it's just that! The admiration in my heart has deepened a little!

Uncle Chao asked again: "You are from a nearby village, do you know if I don't?" ”

The peasant shook his head.

Uncle Chao put down the machete and patted him on the face with the palm of his hand: "I buy road money here every day, don't you know?" ”

The peasant was probably completely stunned. Uncle Chao is not tall, so he only reached the peasant's nose, and he still needs to hold his head high when he pats his face, but despite this, the peasant has no intention of resisting at all!

Uncle Chao turned around and called me: "Obviously, search him to see if he is rich!" ”

I answered, thinking that I wasn't really robbing the money anyway, so I'll just pay him back later. I went up and searched, and the farmer was very cooperative and didn't move. Eventually, I pulled out a crumpled five-dollar slip from his pants pocket.

Uncle Chao snatched it from my hand, put it in his pocket, glared at the farmer and said, "Just take this money out?" Excuse me? ”

The peasant broke into a cold sweat and said, "I'll come out and see the ......."

Less mommy bullshit! Uncle Chao said, suddenly slapped him with his backhand, and said, go home and get the money, Lao Tzu is waiting for you here!

The peasant was slapped by Uncle Chao, took two steps back, and looked at Uncle Chao timidly.

Uncle Chao was angry again: "You didn't hear me speak, didn't you?" ”

As I said that, I was about to get on my feet again, but I suddenly felt that it was a bit too much, so I hurriedly went up and hugged Uncle Chao: "Uncle, don't be like this." Then I looked up and said to the peasant, "Go away, you don't have to take any more money!" ”

The peasant turned around and ran, and threw his hoe on the ground. Uncle Chao looked at his back, took out the five yuan from his pocket, and smiled: "Okay, I can go buy a small bottle of wine." ”

I snatched it and chased after the peasant, shouting as I ran, "Wait! ”

As a result, the farmer ran faster, and I was so depressed.

I chased for a long time and didn't catch up, I came back dejected, and the five-dollar piece I grabbed in my hand felt like a fire, very hot.

I used to hate those gangsters who robbed money, why didn't I do it myself?

I walked back and found Uncle Chao squatting on the ground looking at something. I also squatted down, only to find that he was facing an ant nest, and dozens of ants were coming in and out, busy and happy.

I smiled hehehe: "Uncle Chao, you are so old, are you still interested in this?" ”

Uncle Chao stood up and said, "Obviously, I poured this nest by urinating." ”

I was surprised and said, "Why?" ”

Uncle Chao said with a grim face: "Don't ask why, you can do whatever I ask you to do." ”

Reluctantly, I took off my pants and poured urine in front of the ant nest. This is probably a tsunami for ants, and I seem to see countless ants struggling in my urine, and if they have thoughts, they must not understand why they have suddenly suffered such a catastrophe......

When I finished peeing, Uncle Chao asked, "Why did you water the ant nest?" ”

I was stunned: "Didn't you ask me to pour it?" ”

Uncle asked again: "Then I just asked you to rob the money, why don't you do it?" ”

I was stunned for a moment and said, "These are completely different things, pouring an ant's nest only requires the strength of a soak of urine, but it is ...... to rob money."

Uncle Chao interrupted me and said, "Then do you see that I robbed the money just now, and it took more than a bubble of urine?" ”

I said, "That's not ......."

Uncle Chao said: "So, robbing money is the same as urinating and watering the ant's nest, it's a very easy thing, do you understand?" ”

I shook my head and said, "No, it's different, that's a living person, these are a bunch of ants without thoughts. ”

Uncle Chao said, "So, do you think that peasant is pitiful?" ”

I nodded.

Uncle Chao said: "In the eyes of ants, you who can destroy their homes with a soak of urine have extraordinary momentum. ”

I said, "Uncle Chao, I understand what you mean. You're saying that if I just think of the other person as an ant, I can naturally show a momentum that makes the other person fearful, right? ”

Uncle Chao smiled: "You have opened your mind." ”

I said, "But I can't." ”

Uncle Chao asked suspiciously, "Why?" It's simple, isn't it? ”

I closed my eyes and remembered that even though I was holding a knife, Xiao Hai's expression still did not change. Probably, he thinks of me as an ant that can be pinched to death!

I said, "I can't see them as ants." They have families, they have feelings, they have dignity. ”

I remembered my dad standing in front of me like a mountain, and added, "They have people they want to protect." ”

Uncle Chao looked at me, shook his head and said, "Then you, you can't overwhelm others in momentum, let alone be the king alone." ”

I said, "If being a heads-up king is to treat others as worthless ants, then I won't do it." ”

With that, I turned around and walked down the mountain.

I think I'm fucking cool.