I took two steps, and felt that it was a bit inappropriate to leave Uncle Chao like this, so I turned my head and said, "Uncle, go home, I don't learn to fight anymore." ”

Uncle Chao looked at me and said with a smile: "If you can't overwhelm others in momentum, then there is another way to make you win all battles when you fight." ”

My curiosity was aroused, and I was really afraid to be bullied. He asked, "What's the solution?" ”

Uncle Chao said, "Brother." ”

I nodded thoughtfully.

Uncle Chao said: "You want to have a group of loyal and courageous brothers, don't you arrest and destroy whom?" ”

I said, "I have brothers, but they are no longer useful than me, and they all pee their pants when they see Ma Liang." ”

Uncle Chao said: "Then find a good backer, and if you are bullied, go to your boss." ”

I grinned and said, "Uncle Chao, you are my backer, I will come to you when I am bullied in the future." ”

Uncle Chao shook his head: "I'm an old bone, and I'm going to beat people of your age, it's too cheap." Unless it involves someone like Xiaohai, otherwise you will be beaten half to death by Ma Liang, and I can't help you beat him. ”

I said in my heart, I won't always mess with people like Xiaohai. In the past few days, Ma Liang, what kind of bullshit are the four King Kongs, they are probably looking for me all over the street...... Some of the troubles suffered. Then my mind began to spin, who to find to be my backer.

Uncle Chao and I talked all the way, and then we went down the mountain and walked down the street.

Uncle Chao stopped suddenly, his eyes rolling at me.

I was horrified: "Uncle, what are you doing?" ”

Uncle Chao smiled very happily, and his wrinkles deepened: "You go and buy me a bottle of Erguotou, that kind of small bottle." ”

I said, "How can I have any money!" ”

The little thugs ask me for money, forget it, and now there is an idea of a big hooligan to beat me!

Uncle Chao smiled even brighter: "The five yuan we grabbed together just now, you can buy a bottle with two more yuan......"

Me: "...... We didn't grab the money together, you robbed it. ”

Uncle Chao rubbed his hands: "Okay, count me as robbing, you give me the money!" ”

I happened to think that the money was hot, so I handed it to him. Uncle Chao took the money, but his hand was not retracted, and he was still smiling at me.

I said, "Uncle, what are you doing?" ”

Uncle Chao said, "Give me two more pieces!" ”

I cursed the old drunkard in my heart, and took out two dollars from my pocket and gave it to him.

Uncle Chao happily ran to the store next to him, and after a while, he came out with a small bottle of two pots, and his face was happy.

Uncle Chao walked up to me, couldn't wait to unscrew the lid, took a sip, and looked at me, looking a little embarrassed.

I asked again, "What's wrong?" ”

Uncle Chao said: "Children can't drink!" ”

Me: "...... I didn't want to drink it either. ”

Uncle Chao said that it would be good, then it was good, and he screwed the lid again, put it in his pocket, and kept his hands guarding, as if he was afraid that someone would rob him.

"It's the two of them who beat them, just grabbed the money!"

Uncle Chao and I chuckled at the same time, and when we looked back, it was the farmer just now, still carrying a hoe in his hand. Behind him were six or seven peasants, all with flat poles, rakes and other things, and rushed towards us with their teeth and claws!

I thought to myself, a group of rabble, really ate the gall of leopards, if they knew that the single king next to me was thirty years ago, they wouldn't scare their out!

I was happy when I looked at those peasants, and Uncle Chao must have regarded them all as ants, pinching one and killing the other!

Yes, Uncle Chao. I spoke into the air next to me.

Wait a minute......

Air?!

I turned my head to look at it and yelled, "You old rascal, you don't even call me when you run!" ”

I hurried to chase after him, young is fast running, and after a while, he will be parallel to Uncle Chao. He was obviously lacking in strength, his face was flushed, and he said with difficulty as he ran: "I still need to call you, don't you instinctively react like this?" ”

I said, "Where is your detached momentum in the face of thousands of troops, you old god!" ”

We didn't stop, but a group of peasants behind us, probably all of whom had just been pulled up from the kang, were all wearing slippers, and they couldn't run fast, and they left us behind.

Uncle Chao said, "I can't beat them. They have families, they have feelings, they have dignity. ”

Uncle Chao paused and added: "They also have people they want to protect!" ”

I couldn't hold back my breath and burst out laughing.

It's a miracle that I can still laugh when I think about it. If I had put aside my usual life, I would have burst into tears.

Thinking about it later, I was not afraid in my heart after all.

Because of my side, I was the heads-up king of X County thirty years ago!

The shouts of killing behind me faded away, and Uncle Chao and I ran into a small alley, turned left and right, and finally got rid of the group.

Uncle Chao took out the second pot head and took a small sip, saying, "Fortunately, they run slowly, otherwise if they catch up, we will ensure that each of them will have broken arms and legs." ”

I glanced at Uncle Chao with disdain, usually my mother always annoyed him with bragging after drinking, not without reason.

I looked at Uncle Chao's panting appearance, and a feeling of heroic twilight welled up in my heart. No matter how good he was when he was young, even if his reputation was resounding in the sky, he is now an old man who is on the verge of death......

Now that he is like this, no one can beat him at all, so he can only rely on his self-righteous momentum to scare some ants. If the big head goes head-to-head with him, what are his chances of winning?

Thinking so, we went back to Uncle Chao's house. The security door of Uncle Chao's house was wide open.

I asked Uncle Chao, "Didn't we lock the door when we went out?" ”

Uncle Chao also looked puzzled and said, "It's locked." ”

I said, "Is that my aunt coming back?" ”

Uncle Chao said: "Impossible, she just returned to her parents' house by me, according to her temper, she won't come back so easily." ”

I:......

I followed Uncle Chao into the door and found someone lying on the couch watching TV.

It's none other than the big head!

The big head must have come back to seek revenge on Uncle Chao!

I rushed in front of Uncle Chao and asked, "How did you get in!" ”

The big head smiled and said, "If you can't even get in the door, how can you be a hooligan." ”

It's that annoying smile again!

Uncle Chao didn't speak, took out the second pot head and took a sip, before saying, "Fortunately, I drank up the little wine on the coffee table before I left." “

Datou said: "After we left that night, Brother Hai said that your name is Chen Yunchao, and you were the heads-up king thirty years ago. ”

Uncle Chao glanced at him, didn't even look at him, and said coldly: "Get out." ”

The big head laughed again: Brother Hai said that he owes you a favor, so he will give you face. But I don't owe, so I'm coming.

Uncle Chao ignored him, walked over and picked up the empty wine bottle on the coffee table, poured it down, and said, "I remember a few drops, why are they gone?" ”

Uncle Chao looked at the big head in horror: "You steal my wine to drink!" ”

The big head said angrily, "You fart!" Am I that kind of person? ”

Uncle Chao said, "How do I know you're not here to steal wine?" ”

The big head's face was flushed, and the young man couldn't help but provoke: "If I want to steal your wine, I will be born by the turtle king bastard!" ”

Uncle Chao smacked his lips: "If you buy me another bottle, I believe that you didn't come for me to drink this wine." ”

The big head reacted at this time and scolded: 'You give me a serious point, I want to fight you alone!' Let's see if the heads-up king of thirty years ago is powerful, or the heads-up king of thirty years later! ”

Uncle Chao said: "Thirty years later, the heads-up king? Where? ”

Uncle Chao looked at me and said, "You make it clear?" He's far from being the king alone. ”

I finally couldn't help it, and laughed out loud, Uncle Chao's ability to intervene in the department is really too high.

The big head was not fooled this time, and raised his eyebrows: "Don't talk nonsense, fight with me, you can choose." ”

Uncle Chao said: "Then the garden below the community, that place is spacious." ”

I was anxious: "Uncle Chao, don't fight him, isn't that self-surrendering." ”

Judging from the way he ran just now, Uncle Chao's physical fitness is not far behind at all, and he is not an opponent with a big head full of muscles at all. Although he is good at overwhelming momentum and sneak attack to win, but now, there is no possibility of sneak attack at all!

The big head was happy and said, "Okay, I'm going to call my father for the mercy of the king alone." ”

After saying that, the big head turned around and prepared to walk out the door.

said that it was too late, it was too fast, Uncle Chao took out another iron rod from under the sofa, took two steps forward, and smothered it with a stick on the back of the head.

I was dumbfounded. The big head didn't even shake, and fell to the ground, probably because Uncle Chao was too bored.

I was so surprised that I couldn't even speak. Uncle Chao stuffed the iron rod back under the sofa, took a sip of wine, sat on the sofa, and started dialing from the landline. After a while, Uncle Chao said into the phone: "Xiaohai is not ...... You stupid hat boss came to me to single-hand...... Well, he's lying on the floor of my house now, you can find someone to pick him up. ”