I put the Swiss Army knife that Xiaoqin had returned to me in my shorts and pants pocket, and then held the purple bottle of "aphrodisiac" in a daze, worried that I would be drunk by the beer ingredients and become a good person, and worried that if the aphrodisiac really worked, I would turn into a mad girl and do crazy things.

"Can't you try again tomorrow?" I asked Celery.

"All right," said Qin, "but then I will be allowed to sleep in this room for one night." ”

“weishenme？”

"Because," Qin turned her face away, letting her expression disappear into the darkness, "I don't want to go back to that room and listen to her teeth grinding until I'm sure Pooh pushed you back, really because of the aphrodisiac." ”

Still can't untie the knot in Pooh's heart? On the one hand, I feel that the other party is a rare friend, and on the other hand, because of the "betrayal" behavior of my friend, I am suffering, so I attack internally and externally, and I can't sleep no matter what?

"But if it really works for me...... "I'm still hesitating.

"In that case, my girlfriend will take responsibility and help Ye Lin relieve her pain!" Xiao Qin clenched her two small fists awe-inspiringly.

My brow furrowed high, "What if it doesn't work?" ”

"If it doesn't work, I'll break up with Pooh!"

"That's too arbitrary, isn't it?" Caring for Xiaoqin and Pooh's friendship, I hurriedly said, "Maybe this recipe is incomplete?" Maybe this formula only works for women? Maybe ......"

"Then I'll try a few more times! Why don't you mix the potion with lemon juice or a soup pot as you said last time, and there will always be one attribute in the class that is suitable, and it will have a seizure, right? ”

“……”

"If there isn't one, I'll break up with Pooh!"

Hey, if you mix aphrodisiacs into everyone's diet, it's not a matter of you and Pooh breaking up! If it takes effect, the whole class will break up at the top of the mountain! It's terrible! The Japanese AV industry will send a congratulatory message and ask if they can sell the copyright to them so that it can be made into a "big breakdown" series!

After thinking about it, I think that for the sake of today's plan, the best choice is for me to drink a little potion and then pretend to be burning, so that Xiaoqin and Pooh don't have to break up their friendship, and they don't have to provide new material for the Japanese AV industry.

After pretending to be burned, I jumped out of the window to prevent Xiaoqin from having a chance to help me "relieve my pain", and then ran ten laps around Cuisong Mountain, and came back to tell Xiaoqin that I had excreted the aphrodisiac from my body in the form of sweat by means of physical exercise.

In fact, Pooh pressed me under him, and after the two fought against each other, he also eliminated the effect of the aphrodisiac when his physical strength was exhausted, so this may actually work.

Although I ran ten laps around Cuisong Mountain, the next day I would be drowsy because of the lack of rest, and even if the blue flash butterfly flew in front of me, I might not be able to react.

But it's much better than breaking up with Pooh and losing this very important, first friend who treats each other as equals, and losing the ability to interact with people normally.

If I want to save Celery from the poison of shoujo manga and even H manga, this is a very important step, I can't let her mind close to Pooh, and I want Celery to "normalize", a close female friend of the same age, a "best friend", is essential.

So with such an awareness, I unscrewed the cap of the bottle, raised my head and drank a large sip of the potion.

Celery excitedly made a "successful" gesture, and I didn't pay much attention to it at the time.

As soon as you eat it, it feels like the taste is wrong.

Pooh once said that the taste of purple berries is unpalatable! Even if celery is ground and made into juice, it won't be delicious, right?

weishenme, the potion I drank was not as bad as I imagined? Weishenme, except for the color of the purple bar, is it no different from pure beer?

My lips left the bottle, staring suspiciously at the three-quarters of the liquid that was still inside.

"Are you sure you put purple berries in there?"

"Yes, yes!" "When I went to collect berries, I met a lot of baby snakes, and they said hello to me!" ”

Your sister's! If Gong Caicai encounters a snake in the toilet at night, she will be scared to pee! You actually treat the other person like a kitten or a puppy?

I felt that it was a bit too fake to start pretending to be burning now, so I threw up my neck and drank a quarter.

Then I got a little dizzy.

Originally, I was not strong enough to drink, but this time I drank quickly and urgently, or when I couldn't sleep and my physical strength was low.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

I laughed uncontrollably.

Not good! This is the "Good Old Guy Mode"! Some people cry when they're drunk, some people make trouble when they're drunk, and when I'm drunk, I just laugh from beginning to end! I'll laugh when someone tells a Martian joke, I'll laugh when someone says their grandmother died, and then, if not responsive, I'll basically say yes to any kind request!

Xiaoqin once used my good old man mode to let me hold her in only underwear and sleep on the bed!

Even though I was thoroughly drunk, I can't remember all the details......

At this time, before my logical ability completely disappeared, I had already realized that almost all of the drinks that Xiaoqin tricked me into drinking were beer.

I put the half-bottle of potion next to the buzzing fan, and my body staggered.

Obama happily rolled over in his sleep, as if dreaming of steak.

Xiaoqin saw that I was drunk, so she smiled sweetly, put her hands behind her back, leaned forward and asked me:

"Ye Lin, will we get married?"

"Don't, stop kidding!" I waved my hand, "14 years old is under the legal age of marriage!" ”

The strength of the wine is not yet fully up, and I still have a certain amount of sanity.

"Then ......" Xiaoqin pressed her finger to her lips and thought for a moment, "You can't get married, you can enter the cave room first, right?" ”

"Hehe, that's ...... too" I replied with a smile as I got more and more drunk.

"Can you come into the cave room with me today?" Xiaoqin shyly pinched the hem of her dress and lowered her head to ask me.

"No, no!" My sanity and the good old man mode are in fierce battle, "I can't be sorry for Aunt Ren!" ”

"As long as the raw rice is cooked into rice, my mother can't do anything to us!" Qin stressed to me.

"I—I can't be sorry for my dad!" I was worried about the marriage between my father and Aunt Ren, so I blurted out.

"Huh? What's the matter with Uncle Guan Ye! Xiaoqin pursed her lips, "Does Ye Lin really believe that my mother will crush Uncle Ye's 'egg' for revenge?" No, it won't! As long as classmate Ye Lin doesn't bully me in front of my mother, my mother will become a very close relationship with Uncle Ye in the future! ”

No, now that they are close enough, they are about to come out with a common offspring, even if Aunt Ren is now pinching Dad's eggs, it is too late.

In addition, you said "as long as Ye Lin doesn't bully me in front of his mother", is it the opposite!

I think back then, when you were a little bully, only when Aunt Ren was present, you wouldn't bully me! Aunt Ren was like Guanyin Bodhisattva to me back then!

I was a little unsteady on my feet and sat on my own single bed.

Xiao Qin, who had succeeded in the conspiracy, came over and sat side by side with me, and her two white calves were swinging back and forth.

"After entering the cave room with me, classmate Ye Lin will be responsible for me, right?" In the moonlight, Xiaoqin was quite serious and said quite confidently.

It's not so much an inquiry as a statement of facts.

"Ye Lin has a not-so-valuable robot that squeezed out his arm when he was riding the bus, but Ye Lin has never abandoned it and has been put together with Optimus Prime......"

Nonsense! How could I abandon my valiant warriors! That's the injury he was injured in the third battle of Septun's recovery in order to save Optimus Prime's big brother! (For specific details, please refer to the "Seven Steps of Septn" directed and acted by me, due to the kidnapping of the main actors, it is estimated that the filming will not be completed until 2020) Xiaoqin continued to say beside me: "As long as it belongs to Ye Lin, Ye Lin will not take the initiative to abandon it, right?" Damaged robots too, sick puppies too......"

"I ...... I also want to belong to Ye Lin's classmate......"

She spoke to me tenderly with a determination to dedicate herself and a beautiful vision for her future life.

And he leaned his upper body over weakly, and his short hair, which looked slippery and icy in the sweltering heat, rubbed against my shoulders.

Xiaoqin really knows me well enough, I am a person, and I have a fatal sense of responsibility that goes deep into my bone marrow, because the one-armed robot broke down when I took it to squeeze the bus, and I have "responsibility" for it, so not only did I not throw it away, but I also arranged more scenes for it in "Seven Steps of Septn".

Because I am the owner of the puppy, I also have an unshirkable responsibility for it, and I cannot abandon it, regardless of whether it was "damaged" because I did not take good care of it.

I suddenly realized that Xiaoqin had been deliberately playing pranks on me, making me angry, and attracting me to bully her, so that she came to sacrifice herself to me today, all in a deliberate attempt to seek the result that I "damaged" her.

"As long as it is damaged by Ye Lin, you don't have to worry about being abandoned."

Xiaoqin's heart, she must think so, right?

I was in the old good guy mode, and I usually laughed non-stop, but suddenly I felt sad like never before.

You're my sister-in-law! By classifying you as a "sister", I have been able to ignore your years of oppression and torture and treat you with a normal heart!

Not only that, but I will also take on the responsibility of a brother to protect you from any harm!

How could I bear to "damage" you like this?

Whether it's as a sister or whatever, I'll never abandon you! Don't be so insecure! Don't show a sad and luscious expression, as if you have to pay a big price in order to stay with me!

You don't have to pay anything! Call brother, I'll take care of you for the rest of your life! Of course, Brother Optimus Prime, you have to give it back to me, and if you behave haode, I will allow you to participate in the co-filming of "Seven Steps of Septn"!

"Ye Lin, please break me."

Just as I feared, Celery made a dangerous request to me, who was in good old man mode.