I took a deep breath, "You said that Zhou Orangutan is really not in a bad brain." ”

"Xiao Ming was indeed a little too much just now."

"He's a little impulsive, and this is very undeserved."

"Forget it, if you meet someone like Zhou Orangutan who is a tiger, you don't have a temper, is he purely a tiger, and he still turns up Xiao Ming's fire."

I smiled and said, "Zhou Orangutan has always been like this, what he wants, what he wants, he has his background, do you think, people with a background like him, will he really be afraid of Xiao Ming, and he thinks that today is April Fool's Day, the teacher is also a person, he has fun, nothing, who knows, Xiao Ming is beyond the scope of people, so, Zhou Orangutan planted." ”

"I'll it, next time Xiao Ming dares to talk to me like this, I'll chop him directly. comparison. Chen Yang scolded on the side: "I'm." ”

"Alright, alright."

Brother Xu took a deep breath, "You stupid six, a few of us were beaten by Xiao Ming, this account, let's wait and count." ”

As soon as I heard "Hey, I'm grass, what's the matter with me, you yourself understand that this thing was not done by me, but by our orangutan brother." You go and settle accounts with Brother Orangutan. ”

"Who dares to go to Brother Orangutan now"

"Okay, you call Zhou Orangutan first and see what he did. Don't let him toss around, this matter, it's over, it's over, anyway, we ignore it, it's not good for anyone. ”

I sighed, "Are you really angry with Xiao Ming today?" ”

"It's infuriating."

I turned my head and looked at Chenyang, a little helpless.

Brother Xu smiled, "Let's call first." ”

"yes, okay."

Then I took out the phone and called Zhou Orangutan, "I'm sorry, the user you are calling has been turned off." Then followed by a meal of foreign literature.

I took a deep breath, and then looked at Brother Xu, "The problem is serious." ”

When Brother Xu heard this, he then asked me, "What's wrong?" ”

"What's wrong?" I smiled and said, "Orangutan's phone is turned off and I can't get through"

"He's not going to toss something fresh out."

"Actually, it's okay to toss."

"What's wrong?" Brother Xu asked at me.

"You'll have to follow him anyway." I stretched out my hand and pointed at Brother Xu, "You swore to others with your whole family's life." ”

Brother Xu glanced at me a little depressedly, "Can you not mention this." ”

I laughed twice, "If you weren't afraid that Zhou Orangutan would really do something new and pull you along, can you care so much about Zhou Orangutan so much." ”

"It's natural to care. Everyone has a good relationship. ”

"Well, I know, anyway, Zhou Orangutan did something unusual, that's normal, Zhou Orangutan is normal, everything is steady. That's not normal. I smiled at Brother Xu, then reached out and patted him on the shoulder, "Dude, you have to take care." ”

"." Brother Xu yelled at me, "What can he do." ”

"God knows."

Brother Xu took a deep breath, "Last time, he really pulled you to jump off the building?" ”

"Well, I swear, it's true, you can go and ask Qiao Golu."

"Grass, take it." Then Brother Xu stopped talking, turned around and lay down, looking like he wanted to sleep, but it is estimated that he will not be able to sleep.

I smiled and just wanted to sleep, but Brother Ze patted me on the shoulder from behind, "Liu'er." ”

I turned my head and said, "What's wrong?" ”

Ze Ge thought for a moment, and then said, "I feel that some things are quite embarrassing, and I don't know whether to say it or not." ”

I glanced at him, "Well, if you want to say it, you can say it, and if you don't want to say it, you won't say it." ”

"I'll tell you seriously, seriously."

I smiled, "You just watched the drama for a long time, did you enjoy watching it?" ”

Brother Ze touched his head, "Serious, Zhou Orangutan is really tough." ”

"Angry Xiao Ming is stronger than Zhou Orangutan, even Zhou Guofa's children dare to fight like this."

"Nonsense, Xiao Ming is definitely going to be blown up by Zhou Orangutan." Brother Ze smiled, "Liu'er, I've been very entangled recently. ”

"Well, what to tangle with."

"I'm struggling with my daughter-in-law's problems with me."

"Your daughter-in-law is separated from you."

"No, my daughter-in-law slept with me."

"And then."

"And then my daughter-in-law is not a virgin."

"Just struggling with this?"

Brother Ze glanced at me, "Actually, it's not, there are more serious ones." ”

"Hmm. You said, "I smiled at Brother Ze" Hurry up, I'm going to sleep after I finish speaking, and I finally let Xiao Ming go. ”

Brother Ze looked at me, "It's my daughter-in-law's problem." ”

"Why are you so inked?"

"I don't know how to speak."

"Let's just say it, aren't you a virgin, what's wrong."

"No, it's not a serious problem."

"Let's go on."

"I don't have any virgin plots, I always think that if she can follow me, I will be satisfied, I don't care if I am a virgin or not, I will treat her well, the problem is that his identity is a little special, the two of us have been entangled for a long time, whether to make our relationship public."

I glanced at Brother Ze, "Did you hook up with Xiao Ming's daughter-in-law, your identity is special." Grass"

"Liu'er, I'll tell you seriously."

"Say your uncle, don't tell me serious today, I should listen to serious or not."

"No, what I told you is true, you know mine, I never lie."

I smiled "Uh-huh, you don't lie, go ahead." ”

"My daughter-in-law, you all know each other."

"It's just that my daughter-in-law has never let me make it public, but now I don't want to have any secret affairs with him."

"That's why I'm going to make it public."

"Uh-huh, go ahead."

"But my daughter-in-law is special."

"Uh-huh. Go on. ”

"The two of us pondered for a long time, and we didn't know how to make it public"

"I'm afraid it will affect my relationships with some people."

"So I need your help."

"Continue? What to continue? ”

"Do you want to continue?"

I glanced at Brother Ze, "Huh? Done? ”

Brother Ze nodded, "Well, it's over." ”

"Then I'm sleeping, I'm lucky today, Xiao Mingguang is angry, and he forgot to collect our deposit."

"Liu'er." Brother Ze pulled me from behind again, "I'll be honest with you." ”

I smiled and said, "Well, I know, I'll tell you tomorrow." ”

Then Brother Ze grabbed my neck and dragged me to the back, "I'm very serious to tell you, my daughter-in-law." Yes," Zego then looked around and put his mouth to my ear.

After finishing speaking, he looked at me very solemnly, "Do you hear me, do you know the serious consequences if this matter is made public?" ”

I smiled, "Why don't you say that your daughter-in-law is Qiao Goulu." ”

"Grass" Brother Ze scolded at me, "I'll tell you seriously, seriously, I've never lied to anyone, you know." ”

"Hmm," I gestured to the empty seat. It's the seat of the orangutan "You think that you and that guy, who is really never lied to someone." ”

Ze Ge glanced at me, and then thought deeply, "I'm different from him. ”

"Mm-hmm, it's different." Then I smiled at Brother Ze, "You say, you and him, who is more honest, touch your conscience and say, what is the slogan of Zhou Orangutan, only be fooled, never fool people." Right. ”

Brother Ze sighed, "Well, I know this." ”

"That's it." I smiled, "You saw today's events. ”

"The problem is that what I'm saying is really true."

"Well, if you say another evil person come out, I believe it even more, okay, you, people can take a fancy to you, you can pull it down."

"What I said is true, do you want the two of us to prove it to you together after class?"

"No, I don't. I'm not interested, isn't it just an April Fool's Day today, why does everyone want to make fun of me. Isn't it because I'm handsome?"

"Can you please stop being so disgusting."

"It's just, narcissist."

I glanced at Brother Ze, and then smiled at him, "See, let's show the stuffing." You come with her, I don't believe it, you change someone to fool around, I'm busy, really"

Brother Ze felt a little crazy, and then took a deep breath, "I just don't believe it, right?" ”

"Well, I don't believe it."

"Alright, you can sleep."

"Okay." I smiled, then lay down and went to sleep. Before going to bed, I also said, "I, Wang Yue, have always only fooled others, and have never been fooled by others." ”

Then fall asleep.

Xiao Ming didn't show up all morning. I was woken up by the phone in my pocket just before school ended at noon.

I picked up the phone in a daze, then looked at the address book, looked at the teacher on the podium, and dropped the pen.

I slipped under my seat and said, "Hey." ”

"Six-six, hurry, hurry." Xi Yu said anxiously.

"What are you doing?"

"Someone is going to hit me, hurry up."

"Well, where."

"At the door of our class, come quickly"

"Well, you guys have gym class, in the playground, and you said someone hit you at the door of your class."

When Xi Yu heard this, he smiled, "Oops, how did you know we were in physical education class." ”

"It's only one class a week, or the last class, can I not remember, or can you call so calmly."

"I knew I couldn't fool you." Xi Yu was a little depressed, "You're not in a hurry, do you know what day it is." ”

"Okay, okay, I'll go to bed first, sleepy, I didn't sleep well yesterday."

"You're early, don't be late. Go to sleep. Six-six, go eat something delicious at noon. ”

"Uh-huh" I hung up the phone, looked at the people around me, and they were all sleeping, I felt that these people were very boring, today's festival, so that all the people began to fool each other, but now, very few have succeeded, and most of them have begun to prank.

Somewhat comfortable.

Xiao Ming didn't know why he went.

I didn't see him all the time. Didn't let us teach margin either.

I went to dinner with Xiyu at noon, and when she saw me, she wanted to lie to me, but I debunked it. She was also a little depressed, and suddenly she was very happy, and her childhood was really beautiful. Everyone is carefree.

Zhou orangutans are always unusual because Zhou orangutans are not ordinary people. He has surpassed ordinary people.

I'm sleeping in the afternoon.

Then, the door of our class was kicked open.

I rubbed my eyes in confusion, and then looked at the door, Zhou Orangutan appeared, and wore a brand new Adidas sportswear and a pair of white Adidas basketball shoes. With a victor's attitude of smiling proudly, he appeared in front of everyone. Wave at us.

He was greeted by a history teacher's history textbook and a phrase "Get out." ”