The barren mountain in front of him, the old people of Dongshan City call it "Duck Collapse Mountain", and the appearance is naturally not very elegant.

Anyway, if you tie me here, you don't have to cover your eyes with a black cloth at all! Is it true that the underworld has become a habit to behave like this?

A certain municipal party leader once tried to transform the mountain into a scenic area, but as soon as the stone steps up the mountain and the pavilion on the top of the mountain were repaired, the mayor and deputy mayor were tragically shuanggui, and people have never seen them again.

The superstitious old man said that there was a mountain god on this mountain, and he destroyed the grass and trees on the mountain, which made the mountain god angry, so he would be punished in this way.

I don't know if I am afraid of the mountain gods, and none of the leaders who are willing to continue the transformation of the scenic spot of "Duck Collapse Mountain", so this halfway project has been abandoned to this day.

I've always wondered what the mountain god of Duck Collapse Mountain looks like, is it a duck? Donald Duck kind? The duck weishenme does not live by the river, but in the mountains! God's mind is beyond the measure of mere mortals!

The trio of the underworld escorted me all the way to the top of the mountain, Uncle Long and the thin man didn't care, the fat man connected the 250 steps, and he gasped a little.

Sure enough, he just looks like Sammo Hung, and doesn't have Sammo Hung physical strength?

When I reached the relatively flat top of the hill (the so-called "duck butt" area), Uncle Long pointed to the dilapidated pavilion standing in front of me and asked me to walk over it alone.

I was not polite, so I strode over there, and when I entered the pavilion, I found a stone table and four stone benches in the center of the pavilion, and on one of the stone benches sat a middle-aged man with a gloomy face.

He was wearing a well-cut business suit with a pen pinned to his jacket pocket, I don't know if it was for signing contracts, but in short, just by looking at the appearance, he knew that it was a luxury item.

This guy may have been a handsome man, but now his cheeks were thin, as if he were seriously ill, and he coughed twice and occasionally, and it sounded very clear on the top of the mountain, where there was only the sound of birdsong.

I guessed the identity of the other party five or six points in my heart, and I have always been in the face of difficulties, and I am not afraid of power, so I walked over and sat on the stone bench opposite him, waiting for him to speak first.

The other party looked at me from top to bottom, like a bandit leader looking at a minion, a general looking at a soldier, or a father-in-law looking at his son-in-law.

"You're Ye Lin?"

It's Mandarin with a very heavy Cantonese accent, but I watched a lot of Hong Kong movies in my early years, and I can barely understand it.

Knowing my identity, I had to ask again in vain.

Instead of answering meaningless questions, I asked, "You are Xiaoqin's father?" ”

Huo Zhenbang, who is the master of the Triad Juying Hall, saw that I was so young but so bold, and couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth, as if mocking me for being born a calf that is not afraid of tigers.

"Young people should be polite and answer my questions first."

"I'm Ye Lin, are you Xiaoqin's father?"

The tone is neither humble nor arrogant, and there is not the slightest fear in it.

Huo Zhenbang nodded, "Yes, I am Xiaoqin's father, and I came to the mainland this time to arrange the life of Xiaoqin's mother and daughter." ”

I couldn't help but scold: When Xunhua asked Liu Qi to run to Aunt Ren, and now he came to "arrange their lives" on his own, how capricious is this person?

Huo Zhenbang coughed twice, took out two capsules from a small square box, and took them with the mineral water on the stone table, before continuing:

"I heard that Xiaoqin is a childhood sweetheart with you, and she has always liked you?"

If the atrocities she did to me as a child could also be interpreted as "liking", then that would be true.

I nodded.

A wry smile rose on the corner of Huo Zhenbang's lips, and he covered his heart and said:

"I ruined a lot of girls from other people's families in my early years, and now my daughter has a boyfriend, it turns out to be this uncomfortable feeling!"

I don't know how to answer, there is an old saying: yin people's wives and daughters, wives and daughters are yin. Of course, it's inappropriate here.

"Weishenme, your subordinate is called Xiaoqin's 'Second Miss'?" I have a question on my mind.

Huo Zhenbang's eyes flashed with a hint of sorrow, and he froze for a long time before he said slowly:

"Before Xiaoqin, I also had a son with a dancing girl, he was very similar to me, I was going to train him to be my successor in the underworld, but last year, he had a conflict with the mafia in the United States, and he was poisoned and assassinated!"

The most painful thing is that the white-haired person sends the black-haired person, so that the spotted silver silk on Huo Zhenbang's sideburns has an explanation.

"I will never give up on the revenge of killing my son!" Huo Zhenbang, who was dragging his weakened and sick body, saw angry flames in his eyes for the first time, "But you also have to know that in this way, Xiaoqin is my only child." ”

I gathered up the ruffian that I had used to strengthen my courage and listened carefully to what he said.

Huo Zhenbang compared his hand to a pistol, and pointed at me weakly but seriously.

"What a man is, I know best, if you dare to treat my daughter badly, I will do you!"

I sighed in my heart, if it was the first two months of this semester, what I did would definitely be "bad for Xiaoqin"! At that time, I didn't know that Xiaoqin's father was an underworld! In retrospect, I was playing with my life! I could be tied to a black car every minute, and people would never see me again!

"I—I'm getting better with Celery now......" I hurriedly argued.

Huo Zhenbang squinted his eyes and made a look of disbelief, "No matter what grievances my daughter has suffered from you, as long as she complains to me, I will bury you alive!" ”

I shuddered, and subconsciously looked for the top of Yaqiao Ass Mountain, whether there was a big pit that had been dug in Haode.

I thought to myself: Since I bullied Xiaoqin so badly at the beginning, she didn't go to sue, and now that my attitude has improved, there should be no possibility for me to be buried alive, right?

Huo Zhenbang seemed to see through my mental activities, and said sharply:

"It's your duty to be good to her, but you can't use this to belittle my daughter just because your feelings are warm! If you dare to my daughter, I'll break your third leg!" ”

I was so shocked that I almost covered my lower body with both hands! It's just one step, it's just one step away from getting the daughter of the underworld boss to!

As Aunt Ren said, if I make Xiaoqin's belly bigger, I will crush my father's eggs, Huo Zhenbang really has the ability and determination to break my third leg! He has lost a son, and he has become crazy about his only daughter!

I lied with a pale face: "We are only junior high school students, and most of the energy of junior high school students is vented through sports, and we will never steal the forbidden fruit." ”

"Don't want to lie to me," Huo Zhenbang said, "Look at you with a face of dissatisfaction, what is a 14-year-old man thinking about every day, can I not know?" Say, have you ever touched celery? ”

I shouldn't have said secret words in front of Mingren, and I was really a little ashamed, so I had to bow my head and admit, "I touched ...... once"

Huo Zhenbang had an expression of "sure enough" on his face, and he didn't ask me what part of my daughter I had touched, but asked, "Which hand did you use?" ”

I replied honestly: "I used both hands ......" and then suddenly realized - Huo Zhenbang didn't plan to chop off the hand I touched her daughter, right? I wouldn't have been so honest if I had known!

Huo Zhenbang tightened his chin, was silent for a while, and hummed:

"You have even done this kind of thing, which means that you already have the consciousness that you will marry my daughter in the future, right?"

I was stunned, "This ......"

Huo Zhenbang suddenly changed color, "What? Do you want to be unresponsible? The daughter of the underworld also touches it if she wants to? ”

I had no choice but to bow my head.

A gust of mountain wind blew, Huo Zhenbang's eyes were bloody, and he coughed twice.

"When you graduate from high school, get married!" Huo Zhenbang arranged for me and Xiaoqin non-negotiable.

"But before you get married, you are not allowed to touch Xiaoqin's body! If you have the mentality of leaving if you get cheap, let my daughter have three longs and two shorts, I will kill your whole family! ”

What, I'm not that scumbag yet, I would do that kind of thing to deceive Xiaoqin's body and then abandon her, and if you want to kill my whole family, Ai Shuqiao in the United States is also my immediate family! The passionate collision between the two major evils in China and the United States will be quite a lively scene!

"Also, no matter before or after marriage, you are not allowed to associate with girls other than Xiaoqin!" Huo Zhenbang continued to ask me, "If you can't treat Xiaoqin wholeheartedly, what will happen to you, you don't need me to repeat it, right?" ”

Huh? You, who claim to be your father-in-law, are really arrogant when you start to do things! You were very romantic before and after marriage, and you had a son with a dancer, but you asked for your son-in-law like a saint! My youth is just beginning, isn't it? Don't fix my future life to death!

I couldn't help but feel a strong sense of resistance in my heart.

"Xiaoqin calls me Uncle Ye, and I call you Uncle Huo, may I ask Uncle Huo, you kidnapped me here, does Xiaoqin know?"

"Xiaoqin doesn't need to know! She didn't even know I was coming to the mainland! ”

"So, you're making your own claims? Although Xiaoqin is your daughter, you don't have to be the elders to handle all the things between your children, right? Shouldn't we be given a little room for free choice? ”

Huo Zhenbang's upper body suddenly pounced on me through the stone table, grabbed the collar of my shirt, he glared at me with very terrible eyes, and said word by word:

"I let you marry Xiaoqin, and you will get married! And the first boy born has to follow my surname, and you have to give him the surname Huo! I will leave my family inheritance to him! ”

"For, weishenme!" My collar was pulled very hard, and the atmosphere was even more uncomfortable.

"Because, I can't have any other offspring!"

Huo Zhenbang yelled at me in an extremely sad tone.

"Because of the pain of losing my child, I wandered into a nightclub, and as a result, I was infected with AIDS by two foreign girls! I'm having a hard time getting healthy offspring! With this disease, Zuihou, who remarried me and Hongli, no hope exists at all! Can you relate to my current mood! ”

Nima is foaming at the mouth and the stars are spraying all over my face! Although I know that the chance of daily contact with HIV infection is almost zero, I still mutter! It's no wonder that since the rumor that I have AIDS spread, there have been fewer and fewer thugs looking for trouble in the 28th Middle School, because it turns out that having AIDS is such a deterrent thing!

After the excitement, Huo Zhenbang threw me backwards and said:

"I have a lot of money, so AIDS is more of a chronic disease for me, and since former NBA star and Magic Johnson can fight AIDS for 20 years and recover to an undetectable level of HIV, then I may not necessarily die from it. Even if my physique is not as good as Johnson's, at least I can live another ten years or so, so ......"

He pointed two fingers at his eyes, then reversed his fingers and pointed at me.

"The rest of my years, in addition to avenging my son, is to arrange a haode home for Xiaoqin's mother and daughter. Whoever dares to bully Xiaoqin and Hongli is against me Huo Zhenbang, and I will let him die a good death! ”

Suddenly, I was worried about my father's safety, so if Aunt Ren was unexpectedly pregnant, was it considered bullying her? But since Huo Zhenbang is infected with AIDS and can't remarry Aunt Ren anymore, wouldn't letting Aunt Ren marry someone who is willing to treat her sincerely, also give her a home?

Although he thought so in his heart, of course he didn't dare to say it, hoping that Huo Zhenbang didn't know about it for the time being.

Huo Zhenbang's admonition to me on the "Duck Collapse Mountain" was no less than God's "Ten Commandments" to Moses on Mount Sinai, and when I was put back, I felt that my body had been bound by invisible shackles.

When I opened the phone that Uncle Long gave me, I found that there were three unread text messages on it.

The first is Amy's: "Where have you been, dead man?" weishenme not answering my calls? ”

I replied: "Something happened suddenly.,Go home first.,I'll go to Qingzi School Park to see you another day.。 ”

The second is a fraudulent text message: "Dad, I was arrested outside, my mobile phone was confiscated, and I quickly remitted 50,000 yuan of bail to the 622XXXXXXXXX Bank of Communications card......"

In order to cheat money these years, let alone being a son, they are willing to be a grandson.

The third one was sent to me by Xiaoqin: "Classmate Ye Lin, the underworld is finally willing to return Brother Optimus Prime to me, you can come to my house now, you can taste my hard-earned cooking skills, and take Brother Optimus Prime back by the way!" ”

Nonsense! The underworld is obviously with me! They didn't give you back Optimus Prime! Big Brother Optimus Prime has been in your hands from beginning to end!

However, because I did something to hug the squad leader, I didn't have the face to go to her house to eat recently, although Xiaoqin's cooking skills are a lot worse than the squad leader, but it's better than me!

The most important thing is that Xiaoqin promised to return Optimus Prime to me this time, although she can only believe half of her words, but I can't miss the opportunity to reunite with Optimus Prime!

What to do, what to do? Should I go or not? Since Xiaoqin dares to call me, then Aunt Ren is definitely not at home, if she takes the opportunity to seduce me, can I resist it? Her father warned me to my face that if I slept with Xiaoqin before marriage, he would castrate me!