Zhou Fang picked up Hong Yu on the ground, pretended to 'scold' Zhou Fan a few words, forced a laugh, and put him on the bed.

When he saw that his underwear was red, he didn't hold it anymore, turned his head and smiled, Zhou Fan took a pair of pants from the closet, handed it to him and said, "Put them on, go to the hospital"

"You change me, you make me like this, you have to be responsible, if I can't move and am in a wheelchair, you have to take care of me for the rest of my life"

At most, it's a ligament strain, and it's not going to be fine in a few days, and I'm still in a wheelchair, what do you think?

Take it off, whoever is afraid of whom, it's not that I haven't seen it.

The belt is very fashionable, Zhou Fanfei took a lot of effort to get it open, pulled the two trouser legs and pulled the pants down, and when he saw his red bottoms, he also turned around and smiled.

"Uncle, he's still wearing red shorts, and he's laughing at me"

"Who's to say it isn't?"

The uncle and nephew muttered quietly, holding their stomachs with a smile, letting Hong Yu stare angrily on the bed.

"Well, are you two finished? Haven't you ever seen someone wearing red panties? I'm like this, and you two are still laughing? ”

Listening to Hong Yu's angry scream, he has a special sense of accomplishment, let him be arrogant, let him be domineering, let him be able, I didn't expect that I would have such a day! really responded to that sentence, people are doing it, the sky is watching, it's not that they don't report it, the time has not come.

The slacks were put on for him, they were still thick, and there were no thin people in the wardrobe, so he could barely make do.

Looking at Hong Yu's standing posture, it is quite funny, just like the outer figure Luo circle legs, and a pig can be drilled in the middle, which is not an exaggeration.

"If my leg is really useless, yours will be used as a crutch for me, why do you think you are so ruthless? Look at my teeth, and my eggs, and my feet, and my face, so that I have not been destroyed by you? I admit that I was sorry for you in the past, but I haven't touched you yet, you know that this is domestic violence? ”

This is the truth, when he was with Hong Yu, except for his sexual impulse, he really didn't hit himself, but he did a little too much in this regard.

"If I had known, I would have beaten you in the mouth, beaten into a sausage mouth, and watched you give me a crooked sentence"

Helping Hong Yu out of the door, Hong Yu looked at Shixuan, who was sleeping like a pig in the guest room, and became angry, pointing at him and saying, "Keep your distance from him, bastard with a human face and a beast's heart, the idea of beating my woman, if it weren't for the sake of knowing him, he would have directly chopped him up and made adult barbecued pork buns."

"Could it be that he didn't feel well during the day because he was drinking? You can pull it down! ”

It's not good to go down the stairs, he simply didn't leave, and said to Zhou Fang, "Carry me downstairs, I was crippled by your niece, and you can't get rid of your responsibilities, you didn't educate her well"

Zhou Fang directly sent him a white eye and carried him? It's better to carry a pig or a sheep on your back, just a wolf, or a male wolf with lap legs! Seeing women can be in heat, who can stand it?

"If I kick you down, maybe you'll be fine, and you won't have to go to the hospital"

Zhou Fan was behind him, making a posture to kick, Zhou Fang looked below, the four old ladies were talking and laughing, drinking tea, chatting, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

It's nine o'clock, don't you go home? With Hong Yu like this, what the will be the reaction?

"Your mom is down there, my mom is down there, you kick one and I'll see"

By the way, I forgot about my mother, this kicked him down, and he still has to be angry?

"We'll Help You Down"

Hong Yu also said that Zhou Fan is now a patient and needs to be taken care of, and he is reluctant to do anything for her.

The pain hurts, Hong Yu endured it, went downstairs with Zhou Fang's support, stood at the top of the stairs and said, "Mom, I slipped and fell, go to the hospital to make a film"

Hong Yu's mother put down the mahjong in her hand, pushed away the chair, took off her glasses, walked over to look at Hong Yu, and asked with concern, "Why are you so careless?" My wife is back, and there is a limit to my excitement, how adult"

The tone was blaming and mocking, Zhou Fan scratched his head a little embarrassed, and said to his mother, "Mom, I'll accompany him to the hospital to have a look, and I'll be back in a while, you rest early, don't stay up late"

Zhao Yumei didn't want to fight, she was so sleepy, it was her mother-in-law who had to say that she played two rounds, and she was missing one of the three, so she fought hard.

"You both go, when are we going back? What time is it? ”

"There is a room to live here, mother-in-law, we are all old arms and legs, as they young people toss, if you want to rest, there are two rooms downstairs, and there are a few rooms upstairs, you choose"

I can't go back today, it will take an hour to go to the hospital for a checkup, and it will take another hour to delay and delay on the road, and it will take another hour to come back, and I will drive back to my uncle again, and it will take another hour on the road, and the time will be wasted on the road.

"Mom, if you are sleepy, go upstairs to rest, there is a TV upstairs, call you, call my dad to chat, don't you want to call my uncle? Let's fight! ”

Zhou Fan handed her the phone, and when he came in, he whispered, "Don't play mahjong, sleep, I slept in the biggest room upstairs, you can sleep in that room"

Zhao Yumei nodded and said "Okay"

Hong Yu was supported by Zhou Fang, Zhou Fan didn't really want to go, but she felt that she had crushed him, and she should accompany him, otherwise she would not go.

Huang Yan slept, Zhou Fan didn't call him up, Hong Yu leaned on the pillar at the door, Zhou Fan quietly looked at the sky, it was drizzling outside, looking like countless small insects, floating and dancing in the air, it was also another scenery.

After getting into the car, Zhou Fan asked Hong Yu, "Do I still have my ID card?" ”

"In my wallet, I carry it with me" Hong Yu patted his pants, the pocket was empty, there was nothing, and hurriedly said, "At home, in the pocket of that torn pants"

"Give me back! My household registration in Inner Mongolia has been cancelled, and my ID card cannot be used"

"Okay, oops, my ass hurts"

The face is distorted again, does it really hurt that much? It's just a speed bump, a little bumpy, just yelling at home that my leg hurts, why is this a pain in the butt?

"What the hell is hurting you?" Zhou Fan asked him with a glare.

Hong Yuna was embarrassed, anyway, it was a husband and wife, and he didn't think much about it and cried with a sad face, "I have a hemorrhoid on my buttocks, which is enough for me to hurt, and the doctor suggested that I get it, and now I am like sitting on a big cactus, it hurts everywhere"

It turns out that hemorrhoids are here for him, no one else has hemorrhoids, he has to grow them, he doesn't like to drink water, he can block the toilet with a, and he has severe bad breath, and I don't know if he knows it himself? It's okay to kiss him, I think he tastes.

I went to a relatively nearby hospital, hung up on the emergency department, and looked at his expression, it didn't look like he was pretending, his legs were very large, and it was very difficult to walk.

The doctor was very young, a man, and it seemed that he had just graduated, but he was very patient, and Zhou Fan told him about Hong Yu's situation and the symptoms of hemorrhoids.

The diagnosis given by the doctor was that the ligament was damaged, and he needed to take some medicine to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, and then put some ointment and other medicines, pay attention to rest for a while, and let Hong Yu lie on the small bed, close the cloth curtain, and check his hemorrhoids.

"Don't be so willful in the future, what if something happens?" Zhou Fang still couldn't help laughing, and said in a small voice.

Zhou Fan pouted, aggrieved, but he still nodded, knowing that he had a big game today, and it was a shame that Hong Yu didn't tell his mother that he made him like this, otherwise his mother wouldn't know how to scold people?

The doctor came out wearing a mask, took off his rubber gloves, and before he sat down, he said, "Hemorrhoids need surgery, it's too scary, it's so big, doesn't it affect normal life?" ”

How big? Zhou Fan wanted to take a look, but Hong Yu's pants had already been raised, and he was a little embarrassed not to look at Zhou Fan.

"Hemorrhoids crack, pain is inevitable, first prescribe some pain and anti-inflammatory drugs, like this case, or do surgical excision treatment"

The doctor wrote the medical record book, and Zhou Fan stretched out his hand to help him, but he didn't let him, he came down by himself, and stood with his legs apart.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you had hemorrhoids"

This time, Hong Yu seized the opportunity, deliberately turned his face away, didn't look at Zhou Fan, puffed out his cheeks, and looked angry.

Zhou Fang went to pay for the medicine, Hong Yu didn't let Zhou Fan help, he supported the wall and walked slowly, he did this, Zhou Fan's heart felt a little more guilty.

There was no need to queue, the medicine was quickly taken, but Hong Yu walked like a snail, moving forward with difficulty.

"Uncle, am I excessive?" Zhou Fan muttered.

"It's a bit willful, but don't be like this in the future, that's the limit of his patience"

That's it, I just went too far, knocked out one of his teeth, kicked out his place, and ......

On the way home, Zhou Fan reflected on his past, lowered his head and didn't say a word.

The elders also watched the TV series again, Luo Yibo's wife went back, Zhou Liyun took care of Shixuan, and the two old ladies in the living room watched the palace drama and waited for them to come back.

Zhou Fan walked into the door with the medicine, drooping his head, the two old men, you asked me one by one, Hong Yu said, "The bones are fine, it hurts a little, just rest for a few days"

His mother is not stupid, she looked at Zhou Fan and said, "Daughter-in-law, you two sleep downstairs in my room, his legs are inconvenient to go upstairs, you take care of him more, I will go up with my mother to rest"

It's okay, it's really inconvenient for him to go upstairs, and he still has to take medicine, Zhou Fan asked Zhao Yumei to follow Hong Yu's mother upstairs to sleep, and he was fine.

Zhao Yumei was very worried about Zhou Fan, after all, her daughter was also sick and needed someone to take care of her, so she was a lot more relieved when she saw Zhou Fang enter the door.

Poured a glass of water, picked out a few pills, and sent it to the room, Hong Yu was still standing on the edge of the bed, and did not lie down.

"I haven't washed yet, you help me"

"Okay, take the medicine first, I'll go up and get clothes and towels"

Hong Yu took the medicine, took a sip of water, and saw that he had taken the medicine, and Zhou Fan went out upstairs.

The two old ladies had already started to wash, Zhou Fan took the clothes and towels that Hong Yu needed to wear, and in the closet, he took two more towels, put them on the bed and said, "Mom, I put the towels on the bed"

Zhao Yumei brushed her teeth and came out of it, glanced back, pulled Zhou Fan to the door and whispered, "What's the matter?" ”

Zhou Fan told the matter again, looking like he thought he was unlucky, and he didn't say anything more, and went downstairs with his clothes.

"I'll wash him, you go to sleep" Zhou Fang blocked Zhou Fan into the room and took the clothes in her hand.

"Who told you to wash? She made me like this, she should help me"

Zhou Fan pursed his lips, pushed Zhou Fang away directly, took the clothes and said, "Uncle, one person does things, one person is in charge, I will wash him to ensure that he will never forget it" said, grinning again.

Zhou Fang twitched two out of the corner of his eye, glanced at Hong Yu with pity and sympathy, stabbed Zhou Fan with his elbow, and said in his ear, "Enough is enough, it's about to be played by you."

"Compared to what he brought me, where is this?"

Zhou Fan closed the door, put his clothes on the bed, glanced around, and went directly to the bathroom to give him water to bathe.

Hong Yu was so happy in his heart, watching Zhou Fan walk around, taking towels and clothes, isn't this what he has always wanted?

The water temperature was about the same, Zhou Fan rolled up his sleeves, supported Hong Yu, and entered the bathroom.

"Take off your clothes and take a bath!" As he spoke, Zhou Fan untied his wide clothes.

Hong Yu enjoyed it, looking forward to the day when the two of them could have such a day, and now this moment has come, but suddenly there is this day, and he is really a little uncomfortable.

There was a pair of underwear left, Zhou Fan asked him to do it himself, Hong Yu was stunned for a moment, did it himself, took off his clothes and sat down in the bathtub.

"How's the water temperature?" Zhou Fan sat on the toilet lid and asked him.

"It's okay, it just hurts"

It's no wonder that it doesn't hurt, there is a bottle of medical alcohol in the water, and there is a bottle of alcohol in the cabinet under the old lady's water table, which is estimated to be used for disinfection, give him a whole body disinfection.

See how many minutes he can last? Hemorrhoids on the buttocks, he doesn't hurt who hurts.

Sure enough, it didn't take more than two minutes for him to persevere, stood up from the bathtub, Zhou Fan covered his mouth and smiled evilly, endured it, and handed him a towel.

"This water smells weird, what did you put it in?" Hong Yu turned on the faucet and asked her in the shower.

"Didn't put anything"

Zhou Fan waited for him to come out, and at the same time felt that this guy's sense of smell was problematic, what kind of restaurant did he open, a chef, the decline in smell was not very good.

After waiting for half an hour, Hong Yu wrapped a towel from the bathroom, Zhou Fan handed him clothes, Hong Yu didn't answer, pulled Zhou Fan out directly, and went to bed.

"I'll give you the medicine, lie down"

Hong Yu shook his head, pulled Zhou Fan to lie down, and looked at her face to face.

"Hemorrhoids should be medicated, and ligaments should also be dressed, otherwise you will be more painful"

"I don't hurt when I look at you"

Psychotropic narcotics, also thanks to what he came up with? Alternative brains, no rut.

Zhou Fan was so frightened by his gaze that he moved, and was pulled closer by him, Zhou Fan said the doctor's instructions, Hong Yu got up suddenly, stared wide-eyed and said, "Can't have sex for a week?" ”

Zhou Fan nodded, got up from the bed, took the medicine patch, and slapped him at the base of his thigh, and heard Hong Yu's 'whoop', and almost fainted in pain.

In addition, Zhou Fan took another bottle of sterilization spray and shook it, Hong Yu shook his head desperately, saying that he would not let Zhou Fan spray him with anything, and wrapped his body tightly with a quilt.

"If you don't spray, the hemorrhoids will get worse, hurry up"

"No, I'm not going to let you see my ass"

Fainted, who's going to see his ass? Isn't this going to be medicated?

"You can avoid it, I'll just come by myself"

Hong Yu stretched out his hand to receive the spray, and saw that the retention needle on Zhou Fan's arm was missing, so he sat up, pulled Zhou Fan's arm and asked, "Where is the needle?" ”

"Unplugged, in the way"

"Pulled it yourself?"

Zhou Fan nodded, and glanced at his arm when he got old, just a needle's eye, and a little red, nothing else, and it didn't hurt anymore.

"I'm going to stab you tomorrow, aren't you afraid of pain?" Hong Yu reached out and touched Zhou Fan's arm and looked at her distressedly.

"It's okay, just prick, I'm worried about your hemorrhoids now, let's have surgery"

Hong Yu shook his head and said, "Don't do it, I'm afraid of pain"

"There's an anesthetic, you don't feel pain, let's cut it tomorrow! I'll be waiting for you outside."

Seeing that he didn't speak, Zhou Fan's face pulled and gave him a fist, "If you don't have surgery, I'll go back to my hometown tomorrow"

That's not good, it's finally together, can you let go again? Why don't you just have a hemorrhoid surgery? Afraid of what?

"Then you wait for me at the door of the operating room"

Or is it not a gentleman? The timid are pitiful, and they are afraid of pain, and they are also drunk.