It's useless
The bustle and bustle of the city is in stark contrast to the ordinary life in the countryside, even if it is raining at night, the young spirit outside is really good, playing skateboarding in the rain, and having fun.
Rural people go to bed relatively early, and when it gets dark, the doors are locked and locked, and the family sits around the kang, eats hot meals, and watches TV dramas, which is also a kind of happiness.
The city is blocked, and it looks like it is about to reach the community, but it is still blocked, there was a small traffic accident in front, and there were no casualties.
Luo Yibo was familiar with the road and parked at the edge of the community, Zhou Fan took a deep breath and got out of the car with the door of the cart.
I obviously don't want to do this, but I still have to bite the bullet, I'm really depressed.
The thick security door is like the big iron door of the prison, I can't breathe when I look at it, I look at the house number, I was stunned for a few seconds, I don't know what kind of mood to take to enter?
"What do you think? Let's go in! Luo Yibo had a cigarette in his mouth and pushed the door in.
Zhou Fan looked at Huang Yan and said, "It's still good for the door of my house, I can see the inside through the crack in the door, this broken house, I don't want to stay for a minute"
Huang Yan's mouth opened, he looked up at the villa, did not answer, and followed Zhou Fan in.
It's okay not to go in to see, but when I go in, I almost screamed out, this is still a broken house, so what is my own home?
Leather sofa, solid wood floor, modern and simple version of the decoration, the nanny at home is still busy cooking something, four old ladies, are around a table of mahjong, playing in full swing.
took off his shoes and walked barefoot, leaned over directly, and came to the side of the mahjong table and called "Mom"
"Alas"
The three old ladies agreed in unison, but they didn't look up, silent in the fun of mahjong, Zhou Fan shook his head and beckoned Huang Yan to sit casually.
"Where's my uncle?" Zhou Fan took a pear, took a bite and asked.
"Watching TV in the living room"
Leisurely! Zhou Fansan walked over in two steps, pushed open the sliding door, and saw that Hong Yu had not returned, so he asked, "Uncle, didn't you go to see Song Meimei?" Why did you come back so soon? ”
When I turned around, I suddenly saw a Hongling, who was holding a fruit knife and peeling apples, and my uncle was sitting on the sofa opposite, watching the news with a straight face.
What's going on? Where did she come from? Uncle can scare people to death with this straight face, is he unwilling to see her?
"Uncle" Zhou Fan bit the pear and sat next to him, and when he caught a glimpse of Hong Ling, he was looking at his uncle with that charming and seductive look, and he felt sick.
The male pervert is her brother, the female pervert is her, a pair of brothers and sisters, it's really unbearable.
"I called your aunt, she said that she was eating out now, let your mother not go over, Hong Yu just grinded hard to let me come here, I didn't want to come, but your mother had to pull me to come together, and I met her"
Zhou Fang stretched out his hand and snatched Zhou Fan's pear, took two bites, and said back to Zhou Fan, "You're back, I'll go back first"
Zhou Fan panicked, hurriedly stood up, followed his footsteps, and shouted "Mom, let's go" to Zhao Yumei, who was playing mahjong
"Wait a minute"
Mahjong is on the rise, no one wants to say no to play first, Luo Yibo behind his mother, hand in hand to teach her to play mahjong, Zhou Fang patted his head, two steps over, and also helped Zhao Yumei play.
It's all going to be! I look like a fool and don't know mahjong yet.
Even Huang Yan will, he stood behind Zhou Liyun, but he didn't look like his uncle and Luo Yibo joined him.
Check it out! also learn by the way, and when you are not busy, you can accompany your parents to play mahjong at home, standing behind Hong Yu's mother.
"Sixty thousand"
"Bar" saw Hong Yu's mother reach out and touch one, and then laughed twice and said, "It's mush"
The colorful mahjong, Zhou Fan didn't know him, and he didn't know the fun of playing mahjong, so he saw the red ticket and handed it to Hong Yu's mother.
"Wait, Mom, where did you get the money to play mahjong?" Zhou Fan looked at his mother's hand, a thick pile of hairy grandfather, and his eyes were straight.
"Son-in-law gave"
Zhou Fan didn't say a word, he directly pulled her up from the chair, and muttered on the side, "Mom, how can you be like Song Meimei, gambling is illegal, don't fight in the future, call the police directly if you hit me again"
Zhao Yumei looked at Zhou Fan with an innocent face, nodded like pounding garlic, and whispered to promise, "Mom, it's not going to be foolish."
No, it won't! won't still play mahjong with Hong Yu's mother, isn't that giving her money for nothing? Hong Yu's mother often plays cards, an old gambler, and Luo Yibo, a person who specializes in opening casinos, his mother must be too, Shixuan's mother doesn't know.
"Mother-in-law, aunt, Shixuan's mother, you play slowly, I'll take my mother back first"
Zhou Fan stepped back, said with a smile, took his mother's arm, and looked at his uncle, he was ready to leave.
"Daughter-in-law, why don't you live at home? You also go to live there in Zhoufang, and Hong Yu also goes to live, isn't it very inconvenient for you" Hong Yu's mother pushed away the chair and said with a smile.
Who let him live? No one invited him to stay, he was cheeky and didn't leave.
"Where to go? Is home bad? ”
I go, did he come back? Whatever you want, don't you want to be so coincidental!
There were two more people at the door, Hong Yu and another man, this man was Hong Ling's current husband, wearing casual clothes, blushing to the neck, and at a glance, he knew that he had drunk a lot of wine.
"Your wife is going back to her parents' house to live, I just sent it to you, and she is still panting, and I have to send it back to you."
Hong Yu changed his slippers, carried a pair of slippers in his hand, put them under Zhou Fan's feet, squatted down, put Zhou Fan's feet on slippers, and said, "The cold starts from the feet, you can't get cold"
It's inconvenient to run in slippers, so I didn't wear it, Zhou Fan didn't ignore him, angry at his behavior at the door of the restaurant, it was simply a pervert behavior.
"Aunt Liu, cut fruits, sit down, don't stand and talk!" Hong Yu's mother broke the embarrassing situation, smiled and asked everyone to sit, and sat down herself.
"When I'm tired, I go upstairs to rest, and I'll talk to my mother and them for a while."
Zhou Fan subconsciously took a few steps back, getting closer to Zhou Fang, ignoring him and not wanting to look at him.
Hong Ling's charming smile was gone, and when she saw her husband, her eyes were red as if she had seen an enemy, which made Zhou Fan a little surprised.
What does it mean to look at the eyes of the ex-husband who is charming and seductive, and to see the eyes of the current husband who is an enemy? Zhou Fan couldn't understand it.
Two large plates of fruit were brought to the living room, with a small fork on it, which was very exquisite, Hong Yu took one first, handed it to Zhao Yumei and said, "Mom, eat fruit"
Zhou Fan's goosebumps fell to the ground, including Zhou Fang, he shivered coldly, and the two turned their eyes to Zhao Yumei at the same time, and saw that she smiled awkwardly at first, no, no, no, where was she stunned and didn't know what to do?
"Mother-in-law, eat fruit, children are filial, don't be embarrassed!"
"How can you eat fruit without me, I'm here too"
Another one, this product is also red, I also drank wine, I walked a little fluttery, and I came to join in the fun, I was sick!
When Shixuan got closer, the smell of wine arrived in the living room first, and he was also barefoot, and the smell of wine was mixed with the smell of stinky feet, not to mention how 'good' it was.
"After drinking a little wine, I suddenly found myself very lonely, and there was no one around me to talk to"
Do you spit out the truth after drinking? He has a lot of friends and colleagues, so isn't there one who talks about going together?
"Isn't that Weiwei pretty? You look very well-behaved and cute, aren't you two very affectionate? What's wrong? Zhou Liyun patted him on the shoulder and gave him his place to sit.
"Weiwei, still smiling, it's not all the same, pretending to be pure, pretending to be tender for me, it's not all the same when you strip naked"
While Zhou Fan wanted to laugh, he also wanted to slap them, what does it mean to be the same when you strip naked? There are big and small, white and black, very different!
Someone couldn't listen to it, so he gave him a punch directly, and this person was Luo Yibo.
"Boy, drink too much and go to sleep, don't put this nonsense aside"
"Sleep, I go to sleep, but I can't sleep, the person I love has become someone else's wife, I'm just a two, I care about her, I can't let go of her in my heart, but I just don't have the courage to say it"
"I didn't say it before, don't say it again in the future, I'll help you go back to rest"
When the opportunity came, my uncle sent Shixuan back, and he went with him, so he didn't have to come back.
"There are rooms downstairs and upstairs, whatever you sleep in" Hong Yu stared at Zhou Fan, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and his smile turned into a crescent moon.
Damn, isn't that okay either? Grandma's, can't you go today?
"What about Zhou Fan? I went to the hospital, I didn't find her, I have something to say to her."
I went to the hospital like this, what did the traffic police do? Why don't you catch him? Teach a lesson in the fine, see if he still drinks or not? Drunk driving is an attitude towards oneself that is irresponsible to others and should be actively stopped.
"I'm here, but you didn't see me, if you have anything to say, say it!"
Zhou Fan didn't move, he still sat on the edge, and he never dared to get too close to Hong Yu, but he was much closer to the door, just in case there was a situation, he would run away.
Seeing Shixuan stumbling along, Zhou Fan quickly stood up to help him, getting closer, the smell of wine became heavier, Zhou Fan wrinkled his nose, and said in a good tone, "If you can't drink, don't drink, drink too much, and don't stop"
"I want to talk to you, I want to watch the stars, I want to roll the road with you, I want to cook with you, I want to ...... with you"
His entire weight was on Zhou Fan's shoulders, and Zhou Fan took a step back, stepped on the steps, and almost slipped.
"You've drunk too much, so let's sleep!" Saying that, Zhou Fan put him on the chair, almost scared him out of heart disease, drank too much, what nonsense?
"I didn't drink much, it's all hesitation that hurts me, it's all my mother, what kind of daughter do you recognize"
I really can't let him talk about it anymore, if he continues, Hong Yu will kill him.
Zhou Fang forked a large piece of fruit with a fork, stuffed it into Shixuan's mouth, and glanced at Zhou Fan, Zhou Fan nodded and immediately stood up, one on each side, and carried him directly upstairs.
Hong Yu listened with his ears pricked up, and naturally he would hear the meaning inside, and with a black face, he followed up the stairs.
"Uncle, this guy's wine is too bad, and he doesn't pick a good time for nonsense, if this is heard, I'm afraid I won't see the sun tomorrow."
"Of course, because it's going to rain tomorrow."
Throwing Shixuan on the bed, he still had to get up, muttering that he wanted to drink, he wanted to go to Japan to enjoy the flowers, and he wanted to go to the geisha street and eat a feast of beautiful women.
"Is this kid crazy?" Zhou Fan slapped Shi Xuan, who was sleeping on the bed, angry at him for talking nonsense.
"I think there's something wrong with my head."
The uncle and nephew crossed their waists together, stood on the edge of the bed, looked at him, and didn't pay attention to Hong Yu with an angry face behind him.
"He likes you, I'm right!"
Zhou Fan sighed in his heart for a moment, Shi Xuan said nonsense, did he also talk nonsense? He is an insignificant person, why does he like Shixuan?
Seeing that Shixuan was about to vomit, Zhou Fang rushed up with an arrow, put the trash can on the edge of the bed, and asked him to spit in the trash can, and it was miserable to vomit the nanny outside.
"You come with me" Hong Yu pulled Zhou Fan into the master bedroom and locked the door casually.
"I treat him as a friend, I don't mean anything emotional, don't think about it," Zhou Fan explained with a face.
"Let me not think about it, it's easy to do, take off my clothes and go to bed"
Hong Yu's face was as cold as winter ice, without a trace of warmth, and his tone was the same.
"You kicked the donkey in the head, and I took off my clothes and went to bed! Dream on! ”
Zhou Fan turned around to open the door, he grabbed his arm from behind, the strength gap between the two parties was very large, and Zhou Fan was not in good health, so he was not his 'opponent' at all.
He is sick, how can he do this? Still human?
His strength alone is not as great as his, and he may be taken by surprise and unprepared, and he can be subdued.
Not to compete with him, Zhou Fan used his own feet to slam Hong Yu's legs apart, let him maintain a posture with his lower legs straight, and he also pressed his legs with him.
It's fun to die, I saw that the expression on Hong Yu's face was getting richer and richer, the bigger the legs were parted, the bigger his mouth was open, and he heard the 'squeak' of his pants, and the seam of the crotch of his pants cracked a slit.
"My son presses me every day, I press you, it's not too much"
"It hurts, it hurts......"
Of course it hurts to press the ligament, and he is used to it, but he can't, Zhou Fan pulled him down again, changed his position, came to a vertical fork, pursed his lips and laughed.
"Quick...... Pull...... I'm up, I'm about to crack"
Zhou Fan shook his head, smiled so happily, got up from the ground, got up and went to the bathroom for a while, and when he came back, Hong Yu was still on the floor, always maintaining a horizontal posture, his expression was extremely painful, and the beads of sweat on his face flowed down his face.
"It's old! When you get old, you have to admit that "Zhou Fan won't tease him anymore, pull him up."
Hong Yu sat on the ground, his legs were still very different, and he didn't move, Zhou Fan came up to him and said, "Don't pretend, is it interesting?" ”
"I didn't pretend, my leg can't move, call someone for help, take me to the hospital"
No way! Is that the end of the game? Just press a leg, and he will be 'wasted', and he can't afford to toss!
Open the door and ask my uncle to help me come over and take a look, this guy doesn't look like he's lying, just the cross-legged posture, it's really not good-looking, and the other thing is that his pants are broken with a seam, and he will die of laughter when he is seen.