Yang Lan is wearing a pink nurse's outfit, which is very eye-catching...

Bai Xiaofei likes this outfit very much, professional OL is still very attractive, some people like flight attendants, some like teachers, and of course, the charm of nurse uniforms is also difficult to resist!

Before she appeared, the audience recognized her and immediately applauded.

So, in a stage performance, it is really important to have a familiar face!

With Yang Lan appearing, Bai Xiaofei and Zhang Shan became honest as if they had changed people, and there happened to be a pair of chess on the table.

"Arch pawn."

"I'll eat!"

Yang Lan bent down and glanced at them: "How many masters are playing chess?" ”

"That's right! Play chess, cultivate sentiment! ”

"Good at chess! I'll say something... That, Uncle Chen, turn off the music. Yang Lan straightened up, suddenly seemed to smell something, frowned, and asked, "Why does this smell of wine?" Which of you has been drinking? ”

The stone in Bai Xiaofei's heart finally landed, he really deserves to be a student who graduated from the acting major, and those who have stage experience are different!

Of course, of course, he pretended to be nervous and explained, "We... We just put on a show, wine... The wine is a prop, and it is spilled! ”

Yang Lan glanced at Zhang Shan suspiciously: "Props? ”

"That's right, props!" Zhang Shan immediately answered: "Isn't there a competition in the provincial capital in two days, I want to participate with Lao Bai!" ”

“… Are you two still going to the competition? ”

Yang Lan laughed mercilessly: "Even if you go at your age, the organizers don't want it, your age is overdue!" ”

Zhang Shan stood up from the chair and was very unconvinced: "Age is overdue? Says who? I'm only seventy-nine, how can I exceed the standard? ”

"Uncle Zhang, let's just give young people a chance, okay? This kind of physical work can be left to those younger brothers and sisters who are sixty or seventy years old! ”

Zhang Shan hunched his waist and explained: "No, we just want to participate, we don't want to win the championship!" ”

“… Win the championship? You two can't talk well now, what championship will you win? Also participate, what are you doing with that sin? Uncle Bai, what do you say? ”

"I..."

Bai Xiaofei was just about to stand up to answer the words, but Zhang Shan was unconvinced: "No, Xiao Yang, I don't like to hear you say this, yes, we are old, but we practice this basic skill every day, I have to show you a tongue twister!" ”

Bai Xiaofei gave up completely.

Damn, because of a glass of wine, his rhythm is completely messed up, or good, the improvised sketch is more refreshing than the one according to the map!

And although the rhythm is out of order, the core idea is still there!

Zhang Shan took two steps forward and said in a loud voice: "Listen well!" ”

The actors on stage and the audience all stared at him intently.

"Saying, a dumb man came to the south, and a horn was pinned to his waist; A lama came from the north, carrying a reed beast in his hand, and the lama carrying the reed beast wanted to exchange the rex for the horn of a dumb man with a trumpet..."

At the beginning, Zhang Shan said quite slippery, but later he was a little slurred, and after saying 'the dumb horn with the horn...', he paused for a moment, and then said: "The dumb man said okay!" ”

The audience immediately burst into laughter!

This meme is very new!

The original second season of "Happy Comedian", this stalk was used by Xiao Yueyue first, and Da Pan's second use made people feel that they were picking up people's teeth, comedy is like this, a funny point is used for the second time, and the effect is much worse!

Accompanied by the laughter of the audience, Yang Lan also laughed: "Dumb... Dumb people can't speak! ”

"Dumb... Dumb raise your hands in favor! ”

The audience burst into laughter again!

Since Yang Lan came out, the whole scene has not stopped laughing.

Backstage, Shen Hui and Guo Allen watched with relish, discussing a few words from time to time.

"This book is good!"

"Well, it's a lot of laughs!"

"Shall we make a purely funny book in the next issue?"

“… That's fine, too! ”

……

Sketches rely on screenwriters a lot, you have to think about being in front of the audience, if the audience guesses directly, it's boring!

The most annoying thing about many cross talk is that there is that there is an unconscious audience in the audience, so I said a stalk, and an audience immediately picked it up, that is, it was done, and the appeal and effect of the burden were directly reduced!

Yang Lan appeared twice in the sketch of "Old People's Home", the first time was to persuade Zhang Shan and Bai Xiaofei to give up participating in the competition, and the second time she brought her children and asked them to follow and persuade her...

Of course, in addition to allowing children to join the persuasion army, there is also an ethical stalk in this section of the children's association.

Zhang Shan appeared with an actor with a very similar appearance and figure, did the same action, and said, 'My name is Xia Hail!' ’

Immediately, the audience burst into laughter...

"Mom, what's going on?"

Bai Xiaofei covered his mouth and patted Zhang Shan, who was sitting back in his position: "Lao Zhang, let me ask you something, in 73 years, did you know a woman named Wang Xiaomei?" ”

“… That's my first love, what's wrong? ”

"Haha..."

The audience reacted quickly, laughing so much that tears were about to come out...

"Poof... That was my first love... What do you think about this? ”

"Bai Xiaofei's head is green..."

In fact, Bai Xiaofei has thought about not using this stalk, many people hate this kind of ethical jokes, and always talk about Lao Wang next door...

But most of the audience will still gloat about what happens to others, especially unlucky things, just like Mr. Chen Peisi said: Comedy sketches must have an unlucky egg, and the audience will laugh!

So, it's still retained, after all, although the probability of being green has increased this year, it's still a minority...

"Come on, let's talk about the next topic!"

It's been 15 minutes, and it's time for the sketch to get into the sensationalism!

Yang Lan looked at Zhang Shan and Bai Xiaofei with disgust, and complained to the children: "Let me tell you, these uncles led by Uncle Zhang and Uncle Bai are going to drive motorcycles to the provincial capital to participate in the comedy competition, and I can't persuade them no matter what I say!" ”

Sighing, she continued, "... You said they were almost eighty, what kind of race did they compare? The purpose of our nursing home is to 'live steadily and live in peace', I can't manage it, you can talk about it! ”

The reaction from the children was fierce.

"I'll say first, I don't agree with this! Not to mention whether your body can participate in the competition, who is responsible for what happened on the way here? Still riding a motorcycle, why don't you fly a plane? ”

"I don't agree either, Dad, people have to serve the old!"

"It's just..."

After the children finished saying this, they went down, and Yang Lan was very 'intimate' and concluded: "Uncle, the children are also thinking about you, let's not think about this game, it's not too early, go to bed early, turn off the lights!" ”

After saying this, she also left...

Zhang Shan and Bai Xiaofei leaned back on the chairs, their faces unswerving...

The curtain was pulled up, and before the audience could react, the BGM of "Victory" sounded, and there was a bunch of radio news:

"News from this station: By the end of 2014, more than 200 million people over 60 years old in China have reached ...

"This aging population is a serious problem that we are about to face..."

“… His dream since he was a child was to be a pilot..."

“… Many elderly people choose to spend their old age in nursing homes..."

"Why do people live?"

"Dear listeners and friends, for each of us, today is the youngest day of your remaining life, so if you have a dream, go after it!"