When two people are partnered, there must always be a laughing point.

Da Pan Jiajia, the laughter is mainly focused on Da Pan, he looks quite funny.

Bai Xiaofei doesn't look very distinctive, and forcibly arranging jokes for him, if it is inappropriate, it will give people a feeling of backfire.

Zhang Shan is different, this product has a standard Beijing ruffian face, and at first glance he is the kind of master who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard!

If you arrange some unlucky scenes for him, the audience will not only not be disgusted, but will also feel happy!

Bai Xiaofei contacted him first, and he also took a fancy to his face!

The beginning of "The Old People's Home" will give people the impression that they are satirizing the group of people who go to the nursing home to give their love repeatedly on the anniversary, but they step down, and then there is nothing to do with them...

Just when the audience was a little confused, Bai Xiaofei turned his head and looked at Xiao Jiu: "Lao Chen, change the music!" ”

The BGM of "Superstar in Troubled Times" sounded...

How do you rate this song?

Blood, burst!

It has the feeling of a gangster movie, and this song itself is the background music of the protagonists of "Crazy Boy" when they appear, so it is absolutely appropriate to put it here!

The audience applauded enthusiastically to the beat of the drums...

Backstage,Always pay attention to the twist group on the stage, apparently also heard the BGM...

“… This is Bai Xiaofei's own doing, right? ”

"Yes, the last issue of "Who is Acacia For" was also written by him..."

"What an all-rounder!"

……

took the cigarette handed by Xiao Jiu, Bai Xiaofei held it in his mouth, and Zhang Shan, who was sitting opposite, did the same thing.

It feels like a big brother!

Bai Xiaofei looked around at the audience, and then stretched out his hand: "Stop!" ”

The music stops abruptly!

In order not to be eliminated, Bai Xiaofei is completely out of the way, and the BGM of the soundtrack is all handled by him from the very beginning of "Sunset Red" to "Superstar of Troubled Times" and then to the final "Victory".

"Lao Zhang, those volunteers are here just now, I am not embarrassed to ask you, say, what are you doing to find me this time?"

Zhang Shan made a gesture and spat out the smoke ring: "I, I don't have a noble job, I just want to take a look at you, after all, take a look, one less look!" ”

Bai Xiaofei smiled disdainfully: "... Hehe, my body is so good! Then he leaned forward: "But, I've heard, your body is dying, your heart is beating too fast?" ”

"Oh, thanks to you, not only is it slower now, but sometimes it stops secretly!" When saying this line, Zhang Shan deliberately raised his eyebrows at the audience.

The audience burst into chuckles...

In fact, the joke of this sentence is not high-level, and the reason why the audience laughs is mainly because Zhang Shan's expression when he said the words was not beaten.

Again, jokes are only funny if they are told by the right people!

"What about you, have I heard, you have a kidney stone recently? This thing doesn't feel good... You're going to have to wait, right? ”

“… Await? Bai Xiaofei first looked at Zhang Shan suspiciously, and then seemed to understand, hehe: "Thanks to you, not only do you not have to wait now, sometimes, that thing comes uninvited!" ”

This is time for the audience to react.

Some viewers can directly understand this 'waiting' stalk, while others don't think in which direction, emphasize it, and the laughter will come out.

Sure enough, the audience hey straight music.

After that, Zhang Shan said his purpose: "The provincial capital is going to hold a comedy contest recently, have you heard about it?" ”

"What comedy contest?"

"It's called "Old Man Comedy"..."

This is obviously making fun of "The Comedian", the purpose is to smash and hang in the future, smashing is a cross talk term, which refers to the actor's use of partners, peers or other people to find a child in the joke.

Bai Xiaofei nodded: "I've heard of this show, it's quite popular, by the way, do you know who participates?" ”

Zhang Shan snapped his fingers and began to count: "There are Lao Northeast, Lao Mahua, Lao Yueyue, by the way, and Lao Qiao!" ”

Bai Xiaofei frowned: "... What about Xiu Laorui? ”

Zhang Shan sighed and said, "... Ay! You say this man, alas! ”

“♪（＾∀＾●）”

Bai Xiaofei showed an uncertain expression on his face: "I just said that he pretended to be age, he had to say that he was a post-90s, we were post-90s!" ”

“… No, I mean he emigrated..."

Bai Xiaofei said angrily: "Lao Zhang, can you not gasp for breath when you speak?" ”

"What's going on?"

"I just wanted to laugh!"

The audience burst into laughter.

This kind of thing is good to see!

Otherwise, Yu Qian's father, Old Man Wang, would not be so famous!

The stage of "The Comedian" is very good, it is very similar to a small theater, the audience's response is good, and the actors will work harder.

Zhang Shan laughed a little, and forcibly said, "What are you laughing at?" What old man you..."

"Where did he emigrate? United States? ”

This sentence was added by Bai Xiaofei now, and he felt that Shanzi had forgotten the words a little...

"How do I know where he emigrated? You can't control it? Zhang Shan hated Bai Xiaofei, and then turned his head to look at Li Tianlin who was sitting next to him: "Where did I just go?" ”

“… Looking for Lao Bai to perform a show! ”

Zhang Shan instantly picked up the words: "Yes!" Lao Bai, let me tell you, our nursing home has a clear rule that the elderly over 70 are not allowed to participate in this competition! Anyway, I'm going, I don't know if you dare?

Bai Xiaofei secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart: "Lao Zhang, as long as you dare, I will dare." ”

Zhang Shan continued: "Oh, Lao Bai, we are not children of sixty or seventy years old, our words count." ”

"Lao Zhang, you don't know that I Bai Xiaofei, my Bai Xiaofei has been disobedient since I was a child, our nursing home doesn't allow me to smoke, I don't let me smoke, I don't let me drink, what am I afraid of! I'm not afraid of anyone! ”

Zhang Shan immediately answered, and picked up a glass of wine from the table in front of him: "Ah, don't be afraid, okay, when the time comes, let's go on stage together!" I'll give you a glass first. ”

Bai Xiaofei emphasized again: "Lao Zhang, you remember, in this nursing home, I, Bai Xiaofei, am not afraid of anyone." ”

Pick up the cup and drink it all.

The cups were full, and the audience cheered up.

"Drink!"

"Drink!"

The actor relies on abusing his body to cater to the audience's laughter, this funny way itself is one of the characteristics of the sketch, the earliest "Eating Noodles", is Chen Peisi crazy 'eating' four bowls of noodles...

It's just that he has no physical performance, and in the recent past, Song Xiao of the Little Northeast team has carried it forward.

'Eat horseradish', 'drink beer'...

It is said that after performing "Eating Horseradish", before he got off the stage, Song Xiao went to the hospital - his stomach couldn't stand it...

The audience sometimes pushes the actor to a height as soon as he is enthusiastic, and the typical hate you is not dead!

Bai Xiaofei is a little embarrassed, drinking is not designed in the bridge, but the audience's mood is here, if you don't drink it, it will disappoint them...

"Just drink it, I'm afraid of anyone Bai Xiaofei!"

The voice of this sentence is very loud, mainly to tell Yang Lan, who came to the stage later, to improvise...

A woman's voice came, "Okay, Dean, I'll go to the house and have a look now." ”