Speaking of my cousin Ji Jie, it is really a complete drama, and the relationship between me and me is also nine turns and eighteen turns, anyway, I still haven't figured it out.

We both love martial arts, and he's been with me since I was a teenager. Of course, I basically didn't win, but I was very competitive, and every time he just said, "Little boy, do you want to have a game?" I didn't want to show weakness, so I agreed to come down to fight, and finally I was beaten by him, and my face was so swollen that my mother said I was like a big-faced cat.

Later, he moved abroad, and the frequency of seeing each other became less and less, and I was also an adult, and it was a bit unpleasant to fight.

A few years ago, a relative had a birthday, and I finally met my cousin, whom I hadn't seen in years.

After eating, he said the sentence he hadn't seen for a long time: "Little boy, do you want to have one?" ”

At the end of the game, I threw 5 punches in a row, and he only dodged one punch, and the rest was hard to follow.

So, he began to gasp for breath, put his hands on his knees, looked up at me who was breathing steadily, and asked, "Do you say, are you growing up, or am I getting old?" ”

I didn't speak, he paused to himself and continued, "It's all right...... Hey, my uncle is old, I want to play with you until I can't play, but I don't know how many years I can play with you......"

I was silent for a while, and I couldn't bear it: "You are two years older than me, what are you pretending to be?" ”

……

This is not excessive, but before I graduated from college, during my internship, I was addicted to LOL and couldn't extricate myself, and I didn't even want to work.

This guy suggested that my parents get me a cubicle on the balcony and find someone to help me with a high-spec computer for me to play games.

I was so happy that I was dancing with my hands, and immediately sent him a thank you message: Hug your fist, this is my cousin!

As a result, the next day, my dad pressed a punch card machine in front of the cubicle door, asking me to punch in at 8 o'clock in the morning every day, start playing LOL, rest at 12 o'clock at noon, start playing again at 14 o'clock in the afternoon, have to play until 18 o'clock in the afternoon, and must work overtime more than 3 days a week, and continue to play until 21 o'clock after dinner.

I know that this must be Ji Jie's bad idea.

That's not all, he also suggested to my dad that I have to hit what rank within the specified time, otherwise he won't give me pocket money!

After a whole month, as long as I heard the words "Summoner's Canyon", I reflexed and wanted to vomit......

……

Some unbearable memories came back again, I thought about taking Li Shi's car keys and driving her Porsche Macan S to pick up Ji Jie, but then I thought about it, this is too cheap for him, he has always loved to save face, I definitely can't do what he wants.

After waiting in front of the door for about half an hour, I took the earliest bus to the station, and according to the time, my cousin should have arrived for dozens of minutes.

After getting off the bus, I almost trotted all the way to the station square, thinking that there was a vast sea of people, and it would take about half an hour to find him.

This fatal lateness, he was afraid that he would have to talk about a summer, and he was forced to return home.

On the square, there were a lot of people who went out early, and in the hurried footsteps, I saw a group of people stopping from afar, walking forward with doubts, as I expected, who else was not Ji Jie?

I haven't seen him for a few years, he has curly hair, is wearing a plaid suit, and has a small plaid scarf in front of him, which seems to be at the forefront of fashion, but I always feel that I look like Liu Huan with permed hair from a distance, and I look like Gao Xiaosong up close.

He held a pot of cactus in his left hand and a pot of cactus in his right hand, pouting his ass as if no one was around, practicing squatting, without any shame, using the huge station square as a fitness park, in the eyes of passers-by, this posture is more like performance art, attracting crowds to watch.

I really didn't want to come forward to recognize him, I was embarrassed to hide in the crowd, but he had sharp eyes, recognized me at once, and shouted heartlessly: "Nephew, you are here." ”

At this shout, the people around me looked left and right in the crowd, I stiffened my face and smiled, and then pushed away the crowd and walked back, he shouted behind him, holding the cactus and ran over.

To be honest, in the past few years of doing a youth hostel, I have seen all kinds of strange guests, but I have never seen such a strange one, and it is still my relative?

"What are you doing with a cactus?"

"For you, only the cactus can represent your character and grow tenaciously in the face of adversity......"

"Speak human words."

"Actually, I just saw that you haven't been here for so long, so I walked around the neighborhood, thinking about the first trip over, empty-handed is always a little unreasonable, passing through the flower and bird market, I found that the potted flowers are too expensive, so I chose two pots of cactus, one pot of twenty, two pots of thirty-five."

After speaking, my cousin put the two potted plants in my hands, and touched my head with words, saying, "You have grown up in a blink of an eye, but my uncle is already old, and I have nothing to give you except to bring my sincerity." ”

I held the flower pot with both hands, it was not easy to fight back, but he continued to tell me not to run around, waiting for him in the same place, and went back to the station management area to pick up the package, speaking in a tone like an adult to a child, he was obviously only two years older than me.

After a while, he carried two large woven bags, and his momentum and eyes seemed to be on the red carpet in Cannes, and he walked up to me in an extremely exaggerated manner and asked, "Cub, where is your car?" ”

"I don't have a car, so I just take the bus back, direct."

"You don't have a car to pick me up, can I squeeze into the bus with this bag? Are you afraid that I won't be able to take the bus myself? ”

"You can choose to fight back."

"Forget it, your uncle is not an extravagant and wasteful person, leading the way."

So, we were nervous, holding a cactus in one hand and a woven bag in the other, and shamelessly got into the car, this time the car was extremely smooth, as if we had never encountered the morning rush hour on Monday, everyone avoided us, and it was accurate that we were afraid of the cactus in our hands.

My cousin was curious about what was happening around him, and on the bus, an elementary school student took his holiday homework book and said to his mother, "Mom, I have too much homework on the weekend!" ”

"Hey, domestic children are so hard?" My cousin looked distressed, as if he hadn't experienced it.

I opened my eyes blankly and looked at him, at this time, an exaggerated scene appeared, the child's mother reached out and tore up the homework book and threw it out of the window, and told her son in a chic manner: "The teacher asked, you said that Mom and Dad fought, and Mom tore up the homework book!" ”

Before the elementary school student could speak, his cousin next to him couldn't sit still, patted his thigh and said, "How many students' dreams are to have such a mother!" ”

The elementary school student was dumbfounded, looked back at his cousin with a resentful face, and spit out three words after a long time: "Just finished ......"

At this time, I don't know what happened to stimulate my cousin's nerves, he opened the chatterbox, patted me on the thigh and said: "I'll tell you a joke, the principal passed by the back door of the school one day, and suddenly heard a sentence: I want to take the Oxford exam!" The principal was immediately moved, he didn't expect that there were such aspiring young people in his school, so he decided to see who it was, and suddenly heard another sentence: Give me two more strings of big waists! ”

I didn't think it was funny, but he talked all the way with a smile, and I really regretted going out wearing shorts, leaning on his thigh, and he beat him purple......

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After getting out of the car and walking a few steps to the hostel, my cousin looked up at the plaque, took out a lady's cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it, took a puff lightly, and spit it out gently, and said for a long time: "I have found the soul habitat." ”

When it comes to forcing character, Lin Ke is already pretending to be forced, but I didn't expect him to be even more powerful than Lin Ke, I really want to go up and kick him to make him sober up.

My cousin turned his head, his eyes were moist all of ...... and he always wanted to find an isolated corner, quietly confiding in his heart, quietly remembering and reminiscing, opening his eyes, we are in a hurry, and we are in a hurry

I was overwhelmed by his sudden sentimentality, but he suddenly burst into tears and laughed, threw the bag to me, and rushed into the store, and I was just about to remind him that there was a threshold, but he was already lying on the ground, and his face was directly buckled on the pot of cacti in his hand.