I think it's very unethical to peek into other people's privacy.

"Hey, your sister is so rigorous, isn't the diary locked?"

"Of course! From elementary school to middle school, my sister has a lock on every diary she has used, but the one she used recently is a combination lock! ”

I haven't kept a diary properly, so I don't understand the difference between a combination lock and a regular lock.

"My sister uses the combination lock this time, only 000~999 a total of 1000 number combinations! As long as you have patience, take advantage of my sister's daily bath to secretly take out 100 numbers, and then dial it back to its original position so that my sister won't find out, it won't take 2 weeks to crack it! ”

Shu Zhe is indeed very smart, but I think his cleverness is not used in the right place at all.

"And I found out that my sister's diary password is 813! It's just the reversal of my birthday, March 18th! If I had known, I wouldn't have tried so many times! It's ridiculous! ”

Shu Zhe said that his peeping into his sister's diary was like Conan solving a big case.

And my sister turned your birthday upside down as a diary password, which is not ridiculous at all, and it is ridiculous that you have betrayed your sister's trust.

"Hey, Brother Ye Lin, do you want to know what my sister's recent diary has written?"

"Don't want to know, don't tell me."

I want to draw a line with this kid.

"Don't listen! I also wrote about you in my diary! ”

"Wrote me? Even if you write about me, you think I'm annoying and annoying, and I wish I was going to die soon, right? ”

Shu Zhe had a "then you're wrong" expression, and that smug energy made me want to beat him.

"Brother Ye Lin, on Thursday, you were carrying a photo of my sister in your trouser pocket, and my sister found out, right?"

It did, but I've forgotten what day of the week it happened.

"That's a misunderstanding, that photo was brought to school by someone else, and I picked it up, I would have disposed of it as soon as I had time, and I didn't ...... to your sister."

"Brother Ye Lin, don't be shy! Everyone has a love for beauty, and I don't think there's anything wrong with you holding a picture of my sister anyway. ”

Shu Zhe patted my arm as he spoke.

The class leader should not have told the other students about this, otherwise it would have been spread by the loudspeaker throughout the school, Shu Zhe knew about it, and the class leader must have written it down in his diary.

I was a little curious about how the squad leader described this incident in his diary, and I felt that if I asked, I would become an accomplice with Shu Zhe to peep into the squad leader's privacy.

Take a sip of mineral water to moisten your throat.

"Brother Ye Lin, I think my sister may like you."

Nima water is squirting out! It's even more terrifying than yesterday's sentence "I hope you soak my sister away"! How could Shusha like me! In the second (3rd) class of junior high school, she is completely on the opposite side of me, just like the police and bandits in CS, the United States and the Soviet Union in Red Alert, and the order and chaos in DND board games!

I coughed for a long time because I choked on water, and Shu Zhe looked at me with ill intentions on the side, as if I was a thief.

"Ahem, ahem, don't talk nonsense, you kid, what evidence do you have for saying that?"

"I haven't seen any conclusive evidence yet, but according to my analysis, my sister probably likes you, but she doesn't know it herself."

Shu Zhe had the expression of a great detective, and I was relieved to hear him say this.

It turned out to be just a child's chiseling and random analysis, and I thought there was some real evidence. If Xiaoqin wrote in her diary that she liked me, it would definitely not be ambiguous, and people would come to the conclusion that it was "very likely", maybe it would start with "I like Ye Lin", and then the rest of the whole note would be the rhythm of a horror movie like "I like it, I

Seeing that I started drinking water unhurriedly again, Shu Zhe couldn't sit still.

"Brother Ye Lin, listen to my analysis! My sister's diary has been kept since the beginning of school on March 1st, and in addition to the chores in the class, it is to write about me, such as how much food I have eaten today and whether I have grown taller, etc., like an animal observation diary......

I wanted to laugh when I heard it, Shu Zhe was indeed a bit like being raised as an animal.

"Don't laugh, that's not the point, the point is Thursday's diary, with a photo of my sister in it!"

"What photo?"

"It's the photo that you confiscated from Brother Ye Lin! The corners are a little bent, and my sister put it there to flatten it! ”

"Even if you keep that picture, it doesn't mean anything, does it? That's a picture of your sister herself, she puts it wherever she likes, and you're making a fuss. ”

As I spoke, I touched Shu Zhe's head, and when I climbed the snowy mountain and crossed the meadow, the old chief comforted the recruits, "Little ghost, you are still too tender......"

Shu Zhe pushed my hand down unhappily.

"Don't make trouble, Brother Ye Lin, I'll tell you about business! Regarding this photo, my sister used a lot of space in her diary, although it only described the incident itself, but wrote a lot of details that would not normally be recorded, and the handwriting was sloppy than usual, and the pen must have been very quick and hurried, not as calm and objective as usual. ”

I really think Shu Zhe's energy is not a good place, with this spare time, you can analyze a few headless unsolved cases, okay? It can also contribute to the people and the government.

Shu Zhe didn't feel that he was doing useless work, and he was full of excitement.

"Attention! After my sister had written many paragraphs in scribbled handwriting, the handwriting of the next natural paragraph suddenly became neat, and that natural paragraph had only one sentence, which should have been written after careful consideration. She wrote: 'I thought Ye Lin was my biggest failure in the second (3rd) class. ’。 ”

What's so special about this? It's very ordinary! Maybe the squad leader suddenly found out that Cao Jingshen was the most disgusting person in our class, and I became her second annoying guy.

I told Shu Zhe about this idea, but Shu Zhe didn't think so, so I asked him to continue to listen to his analysis.

"Brother Ye Lin, Thursday's diary is not only that, but also what happened after you saved me under the river bridge at night and was touched by my sister."

My heart trembled, I urinated everywhere after lying down those ruffians, and did such a dirty thing as exposing Shu Shalu's lower body, how would Shu Sha record it in her diary!

As a result, Shu Zhe said that he analyzed the situation at the time and found out that his sister had seen me, and as for the details of the meeting, it was not written in the diary at all.

It's just that "I thought Ye Lin was my biggest failure in the second (3rd) class of junior high school." The next line reads, "He's disgusting!!!! ”

Nima: Is this like my rhythm? From which word do you see that your sister likes me! Obviously, I hate it so much that I can't do it!

Shu Zhe entered Conan mode on his own.

"Brother Ye Lin, don't always analyze it literally, don't underestimate the five exclamation points behind this sentence, my sister has always been very opposed to this kind of non-standard grammar, and I have to talk about me when I talk to my parents on QQ. Also, the font size is almost twice as large as usual, which is something that has never happened before, so I'm curious what happened to my sister and you that night......

Don't ask, teenager, it's not something you should know, something disgusting like me exposing my nakedness to a girl in my class, let it be sealed on the far side of the moon forever.

After talking about Thursday's diary, Shu Zhe began to talk about Friday's diary again, pretending to be mysterious at the beginning:

"Brother Ye Lin, my sister's diary on Friday has a big secret behind it!!"

"You've watched too much of "Detective Di Renjie", right? Where are so many big secrets? ”

I already said in my diary on Thursday that I was disgusting, and on Friday I had such a violent conflict in class, I don't know how to evaluate me in my diary.

Friday's incident almost caused the squad leader to resign, he must hate me to the bone, right? If the squad leader had taken a death note instead of an ordinary note, he would have written my name without hesitation, and then wrote in the death method "I was hit by a large truck full of steel bars, and when I was complacent because I was only slightly injured, I was poked into a honeycomb by the 1,000 steel bars that fell from the car", right?

Suddenly, I remembered the shotgun headshot that the squad leader often mentioned, and I couldn't help but shudder.

"Shu Zhe, don't sell it, what did your sister write in Friday's diary? It's written that you're going to snipe me, right? ”

Shu Zhe pursed his lips and smiled.

"Brother Ye Lin, I didn't write a word in Friday's diary, it's completely blank!"

I was so angry that I just stood up and walked away.

"Hey, Brother Ye Lin, don't go!"

Shu Zhe chased after me and continued to analyze later.

"My sister has never stopped writing in her diary! It is very abnormal to only write the date and not the content! She didn't remember the incident that clashed with you on Friday, and she must have regretted it so much that she forgot about it! This shows that you have a high status in her heart! ”

"Shu Zhe, just analyze it randomly, maybe it's just that the pen is out of ink! Besides, the United States also has a high status in the eyes of China, but it is only an adversary, do you want to say that China is also in love with the United States? ”

I couldn't help but laugh when I thought of the strange scene of the Chinese military rabbit and the American bald eagle running to the United Nations to get a marriage certificate one day.

"That's not right!!"

Shu Zhe's sudden increase in volume made me look back at him.

"Brother Ye Lin, you have too little experience in love, so you don't open up! Whether a girl hates you at the beginning or is afraid of you, as long as the feelings of hatred and fear are strong enough, it is easy to turn into aiqing! ”

"Huh? Is there such a thing? ”

Girls are really strange creatures that I can't understand, and men have only two choices for the things they hate and fear, fighting or fleeing.

"Brother Ye Lin, with my love experience and familiarity with my sister, no matter whether she likes you or hates you now, anyway, she is already upset because of you, if you are willing to push again, we have a door!"

"Who's talking to you about 'us'? It's like you're going to soak your sister with me......"

Seeing that I couldn't get serious, Shu Zhe was so anxious.

"We are a united front! It's a win-win situation for you to soak my sister! Girls will spend a lot of money on dressing up when they are in love, and if my sister increases her pocket money because of this, according to her pursuit of fairness, she will definitely give me an increase in pocket money! ”

"Where's the win-win? It's all your good! What do I get? ”