069: Do you like my flesh?
Yuan Bao is a talker, obviously inherited her mother, as long as there is this mother and daughter on the table, it is equivalent to watching a TV series.
Yuanbao's mother kept picking vegetables for Dongfeng, for fear that he wouldn't have enough to eat here, "Actually, I'm willing to let you come back to live more." But firstly, I am busy with work, and secondly, I am worried that I will not be comfortable here, and young people nowadays are not very willing to communicate with their elders, anyway, we are not far away, so I don't always call you back. ”
Yuan Bao suddenly lifted out the little face buried in the white rice, and ruthlessly dismantled He Dongfeng's platform, "It's okay, Mom, Dongfeng has never been a man who is unwilling to communicate with his elders, he is unwilling to communicate with people of any generation, you are a twenty-eight-year-old girl He is like this." ”
He Dongfeng had eaten a long time ago, and he kept eating in order to live up to his mother-in-law's love, and now he is in a state of support. He picked up a piece of ribs that his mother-in-law gave him, and said calmly, "I think the communication with my mother-in-law is very pleasant, don't you think?" ”
Yuan Bao rolled his eyes and thought about it for a while, and laughed twice, "Happy size!" What did you two say besides saying that it was delicious, what did you two say about it, what else did you two say? ”
"That's what pleasure looks like."
"Your criterion for judging whether you are happy or not is actually whether you are willing to speak, right?"
He Dongfeng nodded as a matter of course, "Exactly, I am originally a person who has few words, and for a person who has few words, being willing to speak is a manifestation of happiness." ”
"You mean to say that you are talking to my mother to give her face?" Yuan Bao deliberately made things difficult for him.
He Dongfeng was not surprised, "I won't force myself to do things I don't like in order to give anyone face, I'm really very happy." He looked sideways at Yuanbao's mother, with a humble and polite attitude, "Since I am married to Yuanbao." You can treat me as your own son, my mother died very young, and I am honored and relieved to be part of a family with such an easy-going and gracious mother as you. ”
Yuan Bao was stunned with half a hairy crab in his mouth, and couldn't believe his ears, "I can't see it, the east wind is good, it turns out that you will also be oily." ”
"Words from the bottom of my heart."
Yuanbao's mother kicked Yuanbao under the table, "What, Yuanbao, this kid is naughty, she likes to make trouble for others, don't take care of her." ”
He Dongfeng nodded, "Okay, I don't care." ”
Ingot "......"
"That's right. Dongfeng, Mom has something she wants you to help with. ”
"You said, I can't talk about helping, I will do my best if I can."
Yuan Bao was also curious about what his mother could do to trouble He Dongfeng. pricked up his ears and listened carefully, and saw his mother say with some embarrassment, "Your eldest brother Ziqian, there is no object until now, this is thirty-six or seventeen years old, and it is almost 40 years old, I am in a hurry......"
As the old saying goes, there is nothing new, since ten years ago, as long as the mother sees the daughter or niece of an aunt's family, no matter whether she is beautiful or ugly, she has to ask if there is a partner. If you don't have a partner, you have to go home to get it, so scared that every time Yuan Ziqian goes home, it's like rushing to the execution ground.
"Oh Mom, don't worry about my eldest brother, my eldest brother is so handsome, are you still worried about finding a wife? Besides, the person you choose may not be able to look at it, he has never been married, and he is not too visionary. ”
"Shut up, you know to help your eldest brother speak, my food is fed into the dog's belly!" As she spoke, she picked up a piece of cauliflower and put it in her son-in-law's bowl.
He Dongfeng held the bowl, neither eating, not eating, Yuanbao's mother suddenly reacted, and patted his arm as if comforting, "You eat, you eat, Mom didn't say that this meal was fed into your dog's belly, I meant that it was fed into Yuanbao's dog's belly." ”
Yuan Bao Lede's facial features were all crowded together, "Mom......"
Yuanbao's mother thought about it, and smiled embarrassedly, "I made Yuanbao angry, Mom didn't say you were a dog, I was talking about Yuanbao, anyway, don't think about it." ”
"It's okay." He Dongfeng responded lightly, his gaze shifted from his mother-in-law's face to the happy Yuanbao's face, "If there is a suitable candidate, I will introduce it to my eldest brother, but as far as I know, he doesn't like others to intervene and ask him about emotional matters, although he is not married, but there is no shortage of girlfriends, probably because he did not get along properly so he did not talk about marriage." ”
"I've seen all of his objects! What a married man! Yuanbao's mother had a headache when she thought of it, "Just those so-called young models, little stars, all look the same, all with big eyes and pointed chins, mainly because they wear less, lest others don't know how many taels of meat she has, so who is the person who is a daughter-in-law!" ”
Yuan Bao agreed with his mother's statement, "But my brother likes that, and he can't help it." ”
"So I've been looking for a reliable girl for him!"
The mother and daughter were heartbroken for Yuan Ziqian, you and I filled He Dongfeng's rice bowl with one chopstick.
He Dongfeng didn't care about Yuan Ziqian's lifelong events at all, he just told his mother-in-law: Your son will never get married in his life, it is a veritable old player who has been in the midst of thousands of flowers, and the leaves do not stick to him, all women are just a sleeping tool in his eyes, and there is not much difference between them and inflatable dolls, who can he marry?
Of course, not only can he not say these words to his mother-in-law, but he also can't say them to Yuanbao, in their eyes, Yuan Ziqian is still a good son and a good big brother who is very capable of caring for his family, and he is indeed the same, but he is slightly flawed emotionally.
He was only concerned about one question now, who would help him eat the contents of this bowl.
He subconsciously touched his stomach and decided to live up to his mother-in-law's kindness first.
Yuanbao's mother was very surprised when she found that he didn't move his chopsticks, "Ah! Dongfeng, why don't you eat it? Not to your liking? How can you eat one bowl of rice, Yuanbao can still eat two bowls, you are so tall that you can't eat her little. ”
Yuan Bao was speechless, she had to admit that she far surpassed He Dongfeng in terms of the amount of food.
"Mom, don't you know, my family has always eaten less for dinner, he can grow so tall in addition to the good genes in the family, and he likes to bury his lower body in the soil, watering, fertilizing, and absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon."
"Less poor with me." Her mother glared at her.
Yuan Bao squinted his eyes and smiled mischievously, and pulled He Dongfeng's rice bowl in front of him, "People are doctors, they pay attention to health preservation, and they only eat eight points full, and I will eat for him." ”
"How full are you?" Mother looked at her with a smile.
Yuan Bao took a piece of ribs in his mouth and said, "I'm big." ”
After the meal, Yuan Bao asked his mother to sit down and rest, she went to the kitchen alone to wash the dishes, He Dongfeng chatted with his mother-in-law for a while about Yuan Bao when he was a child, and also went into the kitchen to see if there was anything he needed help with.
Yuan Bao took a few brushed bowls and handed them to him, "Put them in the sterilized cupboard and dry them in a while, will you?" ”
"Why wouldn't I, is this difficult?" He took the dish and turned to put it away.
Hearing only a few crisp clicks, Yuan Bao turned around violently and waved his hand at He Dongfeng, who was looking down at the debris all over the ground, "You! Help! Get out! ”
After successfully breaking four small bowls and two plates, He Dongfeng was sent back to the living room.
He was a little incredulous, and until he rested at night, he was still wondering how those small bowls and plates came out of his hands, and he obviously held them very steadily. On the blood of the craftsman.
Yuanbao's room is just like her person, in He Dongfeng's opinion, it is very mini, only a little bit, as if it is almost full with Yuanbao alone.
A small single bed, a small desk only one meter wide, even the chair was very mini, as if he would shatter when he sat on it, and her wardrobe, which was not as tall as him, with two large suitcases on it, which he could reach with his raised hand.
Yuan Bao was the only one in the house to change clothes, so she went to take a shower first and put on a red Mickey pajamas, which was very different from her style in He's house.
She held a large bath towel and a Yuan Ziqian's dressing gown and asked, "Do you sleep naked around my bath towel or wear my brother's dressing gown?" ”
How could He Dongfeng, who had a habit of cleanliness, accept someone else's nightgown, he would rather sleep with clothes, he hooked Yuanbao's bath towel and went directly to the bathroom.
Just as he was about to lock the door, Yuan Bao squeezed in from behind him, "Don't close the door, and me!" ”
"What are you doing here? Do you want to follow me in the bath? ”
"I'll wash your panties and shirt so you can wear them tomorrow morning."
"I can wash it myself."
"Will you?"
“……”
Yuan Bao waved his hand and locked the door, "You may wash the underwear, the shirt is so big, can you wash it?" Let me imagine that you have made a mountain of laundry detergent foam in my bathroom, and you have come to our house to make trouble in order to highlight your noble status? ”
He Dongfeng was speechless, silently took off all the clothes on his body, of course, she was inevitably taken advantage of.
"Can't you play a little bit of elegance? Always like a little rascal. ”
Yuan Bao turned on the faucet to collect water from the laundry tub, and poured two spoonfuls of laundry detergent, "What elegant?" How can there be so many elegant games, there is no elegance and vulgarity between husband and wife, as long as you are happy, Elegance is also to have children, and Elegance is also to roll the sheets. ”
He Dongfeng did not continue the topic, but asked her why she didn't use the washing machine.
Yuan Bao held his shirt and took a deep breath, "Because I want to wash your clothes with my own hands, so that you can feel the love from your wife when you wear them." ”
"Fleshy."
Yuan Bao leaned on the glass door of the bathroom and asked with a smile, "Do you like it?" Do you like my fleshy numbness? ”
"I don't like it." He opened the shower with his back to the ingot, "I don't like it very much." ”
Yuan Bao reached out and poked at his sturdy and straight ass, "Dulicitous little guy, see how I clean you up in a while." ”