068: I'm kidding you
Yuan Bao just sent mercy to the son of the junior, and now he felt sorry for his mother, and made a phone call to his mother with guilt, it is rare that his mother did not work outside, and she only arrived home this morning, she said that she missed her mother. Yuanbao's mother immediately smiled disdainfully on the other end of the phone, "You are married and still want to cheat me of my pocket money?" ”
Was she such a bad kid before? It seems to be true.
"Mom, I want to go home."
Yuanbao's mother immediately became alert, "What's wrong?" Angry? Dongfeng bullied you? ”
"No, no, I just want to eat what you cooked."
"Then come back, it's not far away, and I happen to be at home today."
After hanging up the phone, she asked writhingly, "Xianggong, do you have to go to work today?" ”
"Well, but it won't take too long, I made an appointment with a customer, and we can end it after a chat."
"Then I'll go with you. And then tonight we go to sleep at my mother's house? ”
"Yes." He agreed without thinking.
Yuan Bao accompanied He Dongfeng to the hospital, he went directly to the consultation room, Yuan Bao went to his office to wait for him, and by the way, he took a look to see if the photo he had put forward was ruined by an envious and jealous little nurse.
The photo was placed there intact, even spotless, she turned on He Dongfeng's computer, and found that the high-definition photos of the sexy actress she had replaced last time had been replaced, only a pair of pink rabbit ear hairpins on the screen, and then take a closer look at the sheets under the hairpins......
Isn't this the rabbit ears that matched the erotic lingerie she bought with her childhood last time!
When did he shoot it? This duplicitous man said that he was not suitable that day, but now he actually uses candid photography as a desktop.
It seems that those things are not wasted, and I will wear them to him another day, and I will look good on my body when I put them there.
She was pondering whether to develop a few other roles to play when the door of He Dongfeng's office was pushed open from the outside.
There was no knock, either it was rude or too familiar.
Sister Lily came in with a thick stack of materials. Seeing Yuanbao, he was also surprised for a moment, "Hello, little beauty." \u000bingots puffed up their chests to reveal two small dimples, "Hello, Lily-senpai." ”
"I'll send something to Dongfeng, leave it here and leave." \u000b "I'll do it. She took the initiative to reach out and pick it up, "Where is this kind of thing done by doctors, leave it to me, I run professional errands." "Upper hall garbage.
"Good breasts." Lily gave a sudden compliment.
Yuan Bao almost choked on saliva, and I don't know whether to say thank you or say that something is wrong with you.
Lily suddenly leaned into her ear and asked in a mysterious whisper, "Did your husband do it for you?" ”
"Huh?" Yuan Bao was incredible, "What? My husband? ”
"Can I touch it?"
"......" Yuan Bao looked at this self-cooked sister in a daze, "touch ......"
She wanted to say what to touch. But before he could say a word, Lily's hand squeezed up directly, "Oh my God, I'm going to do this too." ”
"Hehe......" Yuan Bao smiled wryly. Sister Lily, I'm not fake, it's a ......\u000b" massage that grows naturally after pure natural growth and pure manual massage? How to press? ”
"Then I have to ask my father-in-law ......" \u000bThe door of the office was pushed open again without warning, He Dongfeng's slightly hurried steps suddenly paused, his eyes stopped on Lily's palm for a long time, his expression gradually cooled, and he strode in front of the two, "What are you doing?" ”
"Oh, that's the kind of junior, I see that your wife has very big breasts and I want to see how you ......" \u000b "She was born like this. He was quick talked. After speaking, he realized that he had made a mistake, and Yuan Bao was so happy that he sat back in the chair, "Why don't you say that you were born with 1.9 meters!" ”
"Sorry, slip of the tongue, she hasn't had boobs plastic surgery, plump is natural."
Lily shook her head and chuckled, "Oh my God, this is the first time I've seen you say the wrong thing." ”
He Dongfeng's work has ended, and he left directly with Yuanbao, and in the elevator, Yuanbao hooked his finger and asked, "You are working too fast, you came up before my ass was hot." "\u000b" I've been very efficient in my work. ”
"But meeting with customers is not all about nonsense...... Eh, no, you're so lazy, you definitely don't like to talk to people. ”
He Dongfeng didn't answer, but acquiesced, "Although Lily is a doctor and a woman, you have to remember that only I can touch your breasts." ”
"Hmph......" Yuan Bao shook his head, "Why didn't you say that when you had the operation?" It's not that I've been touched by a man. ”
"That's a special case."
"Okay, special case." Yuan Bao looked at him seriously, "For example, if I am given a strong drug in a strange place, and I will die if I don't let a man touch it, and you can't quench your thirst, will you let other men touch me, or let me die?" ”
"If that's the case." He pondered for a moment, "Die." ”
“……”
There is a large-scale parity comprehensive market near Yuanbao's mother's house, the so-called comprehensive market, that is, there are fish and dragons mixed with everything, melons, fruits, vegetables, chickens, ducks, fish, and fresh food and seafood.
He Dongfeng felt that he should buy some decent gifts to the door, and Yuan Bao felt that he should buy some affordable gifts to the door, and after some discussion, they first went to buy a Burberry scarf for his mother as a decent gift, and then returned to the comprehensive market to buy affordable gifts.
He Dongfeng had only visited the supermarket, and it was the first time in the vegetable market, not to mention the noisy environment and the water-soaked ground everywhere, just saying that the smell inside was enough to make him collapse.
He couldn't comprehend the disgusting smell of those delicious foods placed in the market.
"Can you hurry?"
"No, what's the hurry, you have to pick slowly, I'm going to buy beef and seafood later......" \u000b "I'm almost suffocating. ”
Yuan Bao turned his head to look at his painful expression, he really looked like he was about to suffocate, he was so handsome, "I also fantasized about going to the vegetable market with you hand in hand every day when I get old, it seems impossible." ”
"It's okay to come with you once in a while, but I can't accept it every day."
In order to divert his pain, Yuan Bao racked his brains to find a topic.
"Xianggong, let me guess a riddle for you." \u000b "If you don't want to guess, buy it." ”
"Listen to it." She stopped in front of a fresh-looking vegetable stall, picked up two tomatoes and handed them to the boss, "There are so many cute little animals in the world, why did Chang'e take the little white rabbit to fly to the moon?" ”
"I don't know." \u000b"Think about it. "\u000b" I've thought about it, very carefully. \u000b Yuan Bao picked up two carrots, lowered her voice and leaned on his shoulder, saying, "Because then she has a good reason to buy a lot of carrots!" "\u000bBecause of this cold joke, he didn't eat a bite of his mother-in-law's best carrot beef stew.
Yuanbao's mother was very enthusiastic, and said in her mouth, "Come here, what kind of gift is not an outsider!" He opened the package neatly and immediately put the scarf on, and turned around several times in front of the mirror, "It's really good, it's really suitable, just lack such a scarf, you bought it, it's really my intimate little padded jacket." ”
Although Yuanbao's maiden home is not a high-end community, it is good that it is clean and warm, he watches TV in the living room, and Yuanbao helps with his mother's kitchen to wash vegetables.
"Do you eat cucumbers?"
"Cucumbers? How to eat? ”
Yuan Bao came out of the kitchen with a washed gherkin, pulled the kitchen door with his hand, twisted his small waist and walked in front of him, pouted his buttocks, sat on his left leg, looked at him with silky eyes, stretched out his pink and tender little tongue, and licked it lightly on the cucumber, "Xianggong." ”\u000b“……”
Yuan Bao took the cucumber in his mouth, pulled the clothes down from his shoulders, and deliberately squeezed out the cleavage, "Xianggong, do you eat cucumbers?" ”
"Are you eating cucumbers?" He indifferently unbuttoned the neckline and patted her little buttocks, "Go down." "\u000b"No, they're teaching you how to eat cucumbers. She said and licked two more bites, "Xianggong, isn't it sexy for me to eat......" \u000b He Dongfeng threw her on the sofa with a dry mouth, "Don't make trouble, go to work, I'm hungry." \u000bingots climbed into his arms with cucumbers, "I'll feed you cucumbers......"
"I don't want to be vegetarian." \u000b "Then you eat me, I am meat." She was bold enough to pull down her crewneck shirt, revealing two white bunnies, "My bunny is waiting for you." ”
"Do you want to do it in the living room of your house? Right now, Mom won't come out again when she hears your scream. As he spoke, he began to undo his shirt, and his palm slid into Yuanbao's shirt, gently pinching her slender waist. \u000b ingots snapped off a large piece of cucumber, quickly jumped to the ground to tidy up his clothes, took a few steps and waved to him across the coffee table, "Uncle, don't worry, let's continue at night." ”
"Come here." He hooked his hands.
"I can't."
He Dongfeng got up and grabbed her, and carried her to him like a chicken, Yuanbao was pinched by him and itched, giggling in his arms, "Don't make trouble, it's so itchy!" \u000bHe walked to her bedroom step by step with his arms around the ingot, and whispered in her ear in a magnetic voice, "Can Mom cook the meal herself?" What is "\u000b" for? ”
"What do you say? How did you get naughty just now? ”
"I'm kidding you......" \u000b "I take it seriously." He kissed Yuan Bao lightly on the ear, the pace of entering the room was obviously a little hurried, the door panel was closed very loudly, he picked up Yuan Bao and pressed her against the wall, the kiss was eager and lingering, but when Yuan Bao's thin little hand touched his cheek, He Dongfeng suddenly stopped, frowned and sniffed on the back of her hand, "What smell?" "\u000b"Hmm...... It could be a hairy crab ......" \u000b Dongfeng gasped heavily and slapped her on the buttocks, "You go and help." ”
"Does it smell so bad?" She sniffed it herself, "It's not that exaggerated, just a little bit of smell." \u000b He opened the door and pushed her out, his face not very good-looking, "I can only accept the smell of your body, I can't accept the smell of other species, and I don't plan to settle." ”