Chapter 40: The House

Li Xunhuan took Lin Tang all the way to finally get rid of the crazy crowd, and the two didn't dare to go to the main entrance, so they had to go through the window and enter Lin Tang's apartment.

Lin Tang sat down on the sofa and said, "It's over, it's really famous now, Brother Li, don't go out these days, watch TV at home." ”

Li Xunhuan said disapprovingly: "Why, this fairy world is infinitely fun, I haven't experienced it yet?" ”

"If you keep going like this, you might have to spend the next few days in the bureau." Lin Tang said and turned on the TV, "You have almost comprehended the scenery of the fairy world, in fact, it is better for me to take you to experience the high-end life of the fairy world." ”

Hearing about high-end life, Li Xunhuan looked forward to it and asked: "What does this high-end life look like, and what is this game?" ”

"The bureau is the yamen." Lin Tang explained, "The highest end of life in the fairy world lies in the word 'otaku', and the highest-end group of people here is called 'otaku', which is above all kinds of existence." ”

"Okay, I'm going to be an otaku and experience this kind of high-end life." Li Xunhuan looked forward to it: "Brother Lin, what should I do?" “

I didn't expect this Li Daxia to be so easy to deceive, hehe.

Lin Tang pretended to be serious and said: "If you want to be 'home', you can't leave this room first, from now on your range of activities is this room." ”

Li Xunhuan felt that something was wrong, just staying in such a small place, where was the high-end? There must be something wrong with it, and he said, "What's the point, where is the high-end?" ”

"That's the point, take out a small notebook and write it down. There is nothing high-end to the house itself, but if you learn to surf the Internet, watch dramas, eat snacks, and finally play games. Lin Tang pretended to be profound, "Then this small room is really fun." “

Li Xunhuan listened to Lin Tang's eloquent talk, and he was already a little impatient, as if he had discovered a new continent, and said: "Hurry up and teach me, surf the Internet, watch dramas, eat snacks, and play games." ”

Lin Tang waved his hand and said: "This snack, watching dramas is the simplest, you don't need to study, you first comprehend it at home for a day, and I will teach you to surf the Internet and play games in the next two days." That's it. ”

In this way, the next three days have been settled.

Let Li Daxia stay at home honestly for three days, and he can guarantee that he will complete the task without fail, and nothing will happen, he is really a genius, Lin Tang.

Lin Tang turned on his computer, found a "Country Love", and said to Li Xunhuan: "All you have to do when you come down is to watch the drama, you can start at any time, and I will bring you some snacks by the way when I go to the store tomorrow, and you can start eating snacks." ”

Li Xunhuan nodded and began to watch "Country Love", Lin Tang watched it with Li Xunhuan for a while, and felt bored, so he went back to his room to sleep, leaving Li Daxia alone to watch with relish.

I don't know how long I slept, but when Lin Tang got up, he found that Li Xunhuan's posture sitting in front of the computer had not changed.

Why did you wake up so quickly and go back to sleep.

After sleeping for a few minutes, the phone rang, Lin Tang answered the phone impatiently, and the voice of the orange cat boss came from the other end: "Ben Meow is enthusiastic to remind you, if you are late for another ten minutes, this month's performance will be gone, you know the punishment, meow." ”

The soul is gone!

Lin Tang didn't care about washing, a carp got out of bed and went straight to the supermarket downstairs, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, he bought snacks for a meal, and carried two big bags.

Back in the apartment, Li Xunhuan's posture remained unchanged.

Lin Tang threw away a bag of snacks and said, "Brother Li, this is a snack, you can start eating it." ”

Without waiting for Li Xunhuan to answer, he hurriedly took out his mobile phone and came to the Feilai Inn.

The orange cat lay down on the table and said, "It's just a second, it's good, hand over the snacks." ”

Lin Tang cursed in his heart, and handed over the snacks very honestly in his hand, and the orange cat rummaged through the two big bags with it for a while, and roared angrily: "Where is my little dried fish?" ”

It's not good, I bought it in the morning in a hurry, how did I forget this, it's really unlucky. Lin Tang also rummaged through, and there was no shadow of half a pack of dried fish, so he picked up a bag of chocolate and said: "This is also delicious, and it can also lose weight, do you want to try it, it's not bad than dried fish at all." ”

When the orange cat heard that it could lose weight, he was suspicious: "Really? Then I'll try it, next time I don't bring dried fish, there is no performance this month. ”

"Yes, boss." Although he said this, Lin Tang cursed in his heart: "Chocolate, you are fat, you are so mean, and you will deduct my performance at every turn." ”

The orange cat took a bite of chocolate, felt very saved, and exclaimed, "It's delicious, this will be my must-eat snack in the future." ”

Lin Tang took out a pack of instant noodles from the snacks, a few hams and braised eggs for his breakfast, and ate them.

One man and one cat ate snacks until the sun was about to set, and there was not a single guest.

The orange cat let out a long yawn, touched his round belly, and said, "That's all for today, it's going to close." Ben Meow is going to sleep, and after eating so much chocolate, she will definitely be slim tomorrow. ”

Lin Tang said: "That's certain, but you still have to insist on eating it to be more effective." ”

When he returned to the apartment, Li Xunhuan almost scared Lin Tang with gorgeous dark circles under his eyes, and hurriedly asked, "Brother Li, what's wrong with you." ”

Li Xunhuan was eating French fries, his eyes were still staring intently at the computer, and he said: "It's okay, this drama is really wonderful, and this snack is really delicious in the world, no wonder 'home' is a high-end life, I seem to have a trace of understanding." ”

I didn't expect the otaku gene in Li Xunhuan's body to be so strong, and once it was stimulated, it would be so unstoppable.

Lin Tang said seriously: "But you should also sleep, this 'house' is a kind of mysterious and mysterious thing, you can't expect to eat a fat man in one bite, there are still two days, keep up the good work, but you can have this kind of comprehension is also talented, I am proud of you." Come on! ”

Li Xunhuan nodded and said, "There are still a few episodes, I'll sleep after watching it." ”

Lin Tang ordered two takeaways of fried rice as dinner, and the two sat in front of the computer and discussed the plot while eating fried rice.

Li Xunhuan saw the emotion, and couldn't help but sigh: "I, Li Xunhuan, can also be said to have read countless women, but I have never seen a strange woman as earthly as Xie Dajiao, which is really a big regret in life." ”

Lin Tang took a bite of fried rice and said: "This Liu Neng is really a man who stands up to the sky, such a righteous and uninhibited husband, how many times can I see him in the world." ”

In order to cater to Li Xunhuan, Lin Tang couldn't wait to use his primary school composition skills, and sympathized with Li Daxia, saying that the two looked at each other and saw stars in each other's eyes.

At this moment, Chen Ru rushed in, wearing only a simple and loose pajamas, but he couldn't stop his hot figure at all, and his hair was hanging down his shoulders with a little more intellectual gentleness.

However, Lin Tang and Li Xunhuan were discussing heartily and did not notice Chen Rus.

Chen Ru said coquettishly: "What to watch, can TV be as good as me?" You didn't even see a beautiful woman like my sister come in. “

Li Xunhuan didn't reply: "Country love." ”

Chen Ru saw that the two of them were reluctant to look back at him, and he was a little bored with himself, so he left in a mockery.

After watching it for a while, Lin Tang, who had been brushed for the second time, also felt sleepy, but fortunately, he finally finished reading it and went back to his room to sleep.

On the second day, Lin Tang was woken up by Li Xunhuan when he was asleep.

Lin Tang was a little annoyed, he still had to get up to work in the morning, not like Li Xunhuan, an idle character, and said impatiently: "Why are you doing so early!" ”

Li Xunhuan rubbed his hands with a full face and said, "I have already experienced this drama and snacking, I don't know how to surf the Internet and play games?" ”

Lin Tang rubbed his sleepy eyes and said, "Oh, so that's the case, I'll teach you." ”

Turning on the computer, Lin Tang said: "This is the most difficult thing to surf the Internet, there are too many things you can do, including playing games, you play games today, step by step, tomorrow is the highest end of the 'otaku' enjoyment, browsing the otaku website, this is very holy and glorious." ”

Li Xunhuan nodded solemnly.

Lin Tang opened "Vegetarian vs. Zombie" on his computer and began to teach Li Xunhuan.

After a while, Li Xunhuan learned that he could operate very fluently.

Lin Tang said with satisfaction: "Today you just eat the snacks left over from yesterday, play games, and come on." ”

After finishing speaking, Lin Tang made up for another sleep, got up early to buy snacks and his own breakfast, and came to the Feilai Inn.

The orange cat was posing and waiting for Lin Tang's praise, and said, "Is Ben Meow really slim today?" Chocolate is really a good thing, how much did I bring today, Ben Meow wants to make it my second snack, second only to small dried fish. ”

Thousands of clothes are worn, and sycophants are not worn, Lin Tang hurriedly served snacks and praised: "The boss is so slim today, how can other meows live if he continues like this." ”

It's obviously fatter, it's really a shame in the meow world, what if you are pulled out and think it's a pig?

What about the dignity of being a meow? How can you make yourself fat like this.

The orange cat couldn't hear Lin Tang's belly slander, but he was very praised by him, and Mei Zizi ate his own small dried fish and chocolate, and did not forget to show off his beautiful figure while eating.

When Lin Tang returned to the apartment, Li Xunhuan sat on the sofa with a lost face, as if he had lost a battle.

Lin Tang was a little puzzled and asked, "Brother Li, what's wrong, isn't the game fun?" ”

Li Xunhuan shook his head and said with self-reproach: "The game is fun, but it's really dull for my brother, I may not be qualified to be an 'otaku', and this game can't pass the ninety-eight levels, so I hurt myself here." ”

Ninety-eight! He has only played more than 30 levels, Lin Tang hurriedly comforted: "Brother Li don't have to worry, these don't affect you to become an 'otaku', as long as you have a 'home' heart, you will definitely be able to become an 'otaku'"