Chapter 39: Take Me Fly
In the early morning of the next day, Lin Tang was woken up by Li Xunhuan.
I saw Li Daxia holding his stomach, looking around, and muttering: "Brother Lin, treat you sincerely for your brother, treat you as a real brother, I didn't expect you to poison yesterday's wine and food." β
Yesterday's hangover made Lin Tang have a splitting headache at this time, and he couldn't figure it out for a while, and said aggrievedly: "Brother Li? What do you mean by this, how could I poison you, I didn't eat it well. β
Li Xunhuan's handsome face turned red, and said, "Where is the thatched house?" β
Lin Tang pointed to the bathroom, Li Xunhuan pounced on the rabbit with a harrier, and rushed in with a flash.
Everything was as usual, just when Lin Tang was about to sleep again, an unkempt female ghost appeared in front of him.
"Ahh Lin Tang screamed.
"Where are the ghosts?" As soon as Li Xunhuan heard that there was a ghost, he immediately lifted his pants and jumped out of the toilet, but he didn't expect his stomach to rumble for a while, and he covered his stomach and retreated. "Brother Lin will go up for half a moment first, and it is difficult for my brother to protect himself now."
Chen Ruis is also depressed to the extreme, usually everywhere he goes is the focus of people, but he didn't expect to drink and spend his makeup yesterday, and he didn't have time to dress up in the morning and was actually regarded as a female ghost. I was quite unhappy in my heart, and yelled: "Where is my sister like a ghost." β
Lin Tang, who was about to flee in the wilderness, was suddenly a little deflated when he heard Chen Ruyi's voice, and the sober Lin Tang didn't dare to talk back to Chen Rushi even if he borrowed a few courages.
Lin Tang scratched his head and said with a smile: "I'm kidding, Sister Chen, how can there be such a beautiful ghost." β
Chen Ru straightened his messy hair with his hands, stood in front of the mirror for a while, and suddenly turned around and glared at Lin Tang: "If you dare to tell today's matter, the rent will be three times next month." β
After that, he left Lin Tang, who was at a loss, and left.
It's been a send-off of this ancestor, so I'm going to have a good night's sleep.
When Lin Tang was just sleepy, the phone rang suddenly, and the boss's roar came from the other end of the phone: "Lin Tang, I haven't sent me snacks for a day, before lunch, if I haven't seen my dried fish, dried tofu, and spicy strips, don't want your performance this month." β
God, what kind of sin have I created, the people around me are all ancestors, and they have to be carefully served.
I'm really a pathetic little at the bottom of the food chain.
Spit and complain, but the effort still can't be idle, and immediately rushed to the nearby supermarket unkempt and bought the small snacks that the orange cat wanted one by one.
Back in the rental room, Li Xunhuan was already slumped on the sofa, staring blankly at the ceiling.
Lin Tang said with concern: "Brother Li, what's wrong, he looks loveless." β
As the saying goes, a good man can't catch the three bubbles, Li Xunhuan pointed to the remote control tremblingly, and said: "Brother Lao Bolin helped turn on the TV, but I really don't have any strength for my brother." There is still something wrong with the food in this fairy world, if it weren't for my brother's deep internal skills, he might have to make a big mistake. β
Lin Tang turned on the TV, thinking that he was fine, how could Li Xunhuan's reaction be so violent, it must be that Li Xunhuan had eaten too much pollution-free green food, and he couldn't accept the gutter oil and food additives in my fairy world for a while.
I didn't expect that I was an ordinary college student, and I still had this ability, maybe I would be an invincible and Ouyang Feng-style character in ancient times.
I've experienced all kinds of problem food baptism in the fairy world, and I'm still afraid of that kind of thing.
Lin Tang was still a little happy when he thought about it, and said, "I want to go back to the inn, is Brother Li with me?" β
Li Xunhuan shook his head and said weakly: "I'm not going to go, go and come back quickly." β
Lin Tang instructed Li Xunhuan a few words, don't go through the window again, don't fly things around. I took out my mobile phone, tapped the APP, and came to the Feilai Inn.
As soon as he entered the inn, he suddenly felt a murderous aura rushing straight to the heavenly spirit, Lin Tang only felt that the hairs on his body stood up, and his instinctive reaction told him that he couldn't move, otherwise his life would be in danger.
An orange shadow scurried by, fat but not at all vigorous, the plastic bag in Lin Tang's hand was snatched by the orange cat, the orange cat couldn't wait to open the small dried fish, ate a bag in one go, and licked his paws with satisfaction, and "meowed".
The killing intent around his body disappeared in an instant, and a lot of fine sweat appeared on Lin Tang's forehead.
The orange cat took out a few more packets of snacks before he patted his round little belly and said, "My little dried fish is trying to kill me." β
Seeing that this little fat cat was eating so well, Lin Tang felt that he was also hungry, it was almost noon, and he hadn't eaten a bite of food yet. So he reached for the snack, but was opened by a pair of fat claws.
was so domineering, Lin Tang was a little unhappy in his heart. Dissatisfied, he said, "Aren't there so many? You're all full, what's wrong with me eating a little. β
The orange cat burped and said, "The rest is Ben Meow's prepared food, how can you eat it." β
Lin Tang begged: "Next time I'll bring it to you, I'll eat a little first." β
The orange cat refused: "No, you can't be relied on at all, in case you don't come for a few days, won't you starve Ben Meow to death." I miss that I am suave, and I haven't found the true life of the destined Tmall, so I will die of incense, so I am not miserable. β
Tmall, I'm still JD.com. Even if you are a fat man, you are still suave and fat, and you will not starve to death even if you don't eat for three days.
What an iron rooster, an evil capitalist slave owner.
The orange cat was lying on the table to take a nap, leaving only the hungry Lin Tang looking at the store, and Lin Tang scolded the fat guy in his heart or was not relieved at all.
No matter how much you scold, you can't avoid famine in your belly.
The orange cat slept for a while, stretched out, and said, "It seems that there won't be any guests, so you can go back first, Ben Meow is also going to close the store." β
Lin Tang snickered in his heart: "Fortunately, this boss is lazy, and employees can also be lazy, if this orange cat is a workaholic, then I won't be squeezed dry." β
When Lin Tang returned to the apartment, Li Xunhuan exclaimed: "Brother Lin, you are back, you have been hungry for a day for your brother, and you want to buy some food, but no one in this fairy world accepts my gold ingot." β
At the mention of food, Lin Tang, who was already hungry, pressed his chest against his back and said, "Let's go, let's go down to the restaurant." β
The two came to a beef ramen restaurant and served four bowls of ramen, Li Xunhuan looked at the four bowls of fragrant ramen, and couldn't help but move his index finger, but with the bad memories of last night's skewers, he fell into a tangle for a while.
Lin Tang had already begun to feast.
"Die and die. I am a giant of my generation, and I can't be starved to death. Li Xunhuan weighed it, but he still couldn't be a starving ghost, and after taking a bite, he couldn't help but praise in his heart, "It's so fragrant!" β
The two were full of wine and food, and Li Xunhuan proposed to visit the night scene of this fairy world.
Lin Tang was a little unhappy, but he didn't want to spoil his interest, so he only accompanied him.
When the two came to the gate of the amusement park, Li Xunhuan exclaimed at the Ferris wheel: "This waterwheel is really big, but why is there no water." β
Lin Tang secretly felt a little funny, and explained: "At this time, the Ferris wheel is used for sightseeing. β
"Oh!" Li Xunhuan exclaimed, "You can sit, then I'll try it first." β
After saying that, he was about to fly up, but Lin Tang held him down and said, "Brother Li, this is for money, I'll take you to sit." The next time you want to fly the eaves and walk the wall, you must tell me, you can't decide without authorization, otherwise there will be enemies looking for revenge. β
It's really not interesting for two big men to ride the Ferris wheel.
When he came down, Li Xunhuan was still reminiscing about the scenery he had just seen, and sighed: "This fairy world is good, the distance is full of colors, and it is beautiful." β
At this time, Li Xunhuan saw a stall playing darts in the distance.
Li Xunhuan ran over with interest and asked, "How do you play this dart?" β
The boss pointed to the table of contents on the side, which read: 20 ten darts, the first prize of more than 90 points is 40 yuan, the second prize of more than 50 points, and the encouragement award of less than 50 points.
Li Xunhuan smiled: "What's so difficult about this? β
The boss said, "Young man, give it a try." β
"But I don't have any money."
"There's no money to make a fuss, go away." The boss thought that Li Xunhuan was looking for his own happiness, and said unhappily.
Lin Tang walked over, slapped 200 on the table, and said, "His brother, I have money." β
Just kidding, Li Xunhuan, Lin Tang seems to have found a way to make money.
With Li Xunhuan's speed last night, there are at least four or five darts in one second, and 20 yuan in two seconds, 36,000 yuan in an hour, and ...... in a day
Excluding the time lost in the middle, you can earn 100,000 yuan in at least three hours!
This is simply a shortcut to make a fortune, I knew that I should have brought him here yesterday, and I have lost millions in the past two days, I really hold a small treasury, and I don't know it.
Lin Tang thought of the past few days he had wasted, he couldn't wait to slap himself, it was so unsightly.
Originally, the boss thought that he had encountered a wronged boss, and he was happy in his heart, he was really stupid and had a lot of money, but he had to cheat him well.
However, I didn't expect that a hundred darts were shot out in less than half a minute, and the darts were ten rings.
Lin Tang danced happily: "Another four hundred yuan!" β
The boss wiped his sweat and handed over another 200 darts, praying that it was just a fluke, it must be a fluke.
200 darts are still all ten rings!
Lin Tang counted the money excitedly, and was ecstatic in his heart: "It's done!" β
Li Xunhuan's various fancy techniques attracted applause from everyone, and in the end, the darts were not enough, and passers-by spontaneously organized darts for Li Xunhuan.
The boss quietly walked over and said to Lin Tang: "Little brother, my small business is not easy, I have this three thousand yuan, you can take it all, count me unlucky." β
Lin Tang couldn't help but feel a little depressed when he thought about it, how could such a small stall make so much money. It's really naΓ―ve to think about it, and a road to making a fortune is just broken.
"Isn't he the biker guy from yesterday? What about a 10,000 bounty? I don't know who shouted in the crowd.
Everyone immediately reflected.
"It's him, I remember this handsome face turning to ashes. Get him! β
Things are not good, looking at the crowd around him, Lin Tang felt that it was a little tricky, and he was about to flee by dragging Li Xunhuan. Unexpectedly, there were too many onlookers, and the famous Li Daxia would be trapped by the enthusiastic crowd twice in two days.
What a lifetime of ruined fame!
Lin Tang shouted: "Run, why don't you fly?" What about light work? β
Li Xunhuan said speechlessly: "Didn't you say that I would tell you before I used it?" β
"It's all burning eyebrows." Lin Tang was in a hurry and still shouted out the shameful line in his heart, "Take me fly." β
Li Xunhuan said: "Brother Lin, don't think about it, it's really a last resort for my brother, I'm offended." β
After that, he grabbed Lin Tang's waist, jumped up, and fluttered in the moonlight, the scene was not fragrant.