Li Xunhuan had a knowing expression: "Brother Lin, I only have something to say if I treat you as a brother." You have such a habit, don't have any wrong thoughts about being a brother, or ....."

You go yours.

Although you are Li Xunhuan, who has fascinated thousands of girls, you are also a floating cloud in front of my upright proletarian four good youths.

Spit and complain, this gold owner still can't be offended, Lin Tang said with a wry smile: "Brother Li, don't make fun of me, we still have to do business." ”

Li Xunhuan is also a generation of heroes, but thinking about the mighty Harley motorcycle that he dreamed of, he still couldn't help but snicker.

Li Xunhuan couldn't wait to say, "Brother Lin, let's go quickly." "After that, he grabbed the window and fell to the ground, so he was not chic and wanton, and it attracted people's attention.

Lin Tang: "This is the third floor!" ”

"Brother Lin, come down quickly." Li Xunhuan's voice came in from the window, "An enemy has come to seek revenge." ”

Lin Tang was surprised: "Huh? What the? ”

It turned out that the aunt of the neighborhood committee happened to pass by, and she was so frightened by this beautiful man that her blood pressure rose and she fell to the ground.

The enthusiastic masses of Chaoyang District rushed up and surrounded a generation of heroes in the center.

A nymphomaniac little girl next to her said: "This little brother is so good-looking, why did he commit suicide?" What a pity. ”

"What's the use of looking good, the brain is stupid, just jump off the building yourself, it's not good to scare people."

Lin Tang saw that things were a bit big, and hurriedly called the orange cat: "Boss, hurry up and exchange tens of thousands of soft cute coins for me?" ”

"You said what kind of moth did you do early in the morning, and let Ben Meow sleep, and didn't let Ansheng if there were no guests. Did I bring my dried fish, dried tofu, and snacks? You'll get me in trouble, and the money will be deducted from your salary. Lin Tang, who was a little dizzy with a series of mouth cannon attacks from the orange cat.

But fortunately, it didn't take long for the boss of the orange cat to call the money.

Uncle Wang of the neighborhood committee was asking Li Xunhuan: "How many floors do you live on, why are you so face-to-face, jumping off the building early in the morning, you are young, and you look so handsome, what can't you think of?" I have a niece......"

Li Xunhuan is also confused, how have you ever seen this kind of formation, usually chivalrous and righteous, and when she is merry and happy, she is often the focus of attention. I didn't expect that I was surrounded by the three layers of the enemy's family and the outer three layers as soon as I showed a light skill in the fairy world, and it was not easy to provoke, so it was good to escape!

Just when Li Xunhuan was lucky and wanted to leave, he was put on his shoulders by a pair of hands. When he saw that it was Lin Tang, he suddenly felt strange when he thought that he was as good as Long Yang.

Lin Tang held Uncle Wang's hand and said: "This is a cousin of my distant family, from the countryside, who doesn't know much about the rules, look at the aunt who scares him, don't keep letting people lie on the ground, it'll be cold for a while, hurry up and help someone up." ”

The nymphomaniac of the crowd, watching the excitement, watching the excitement, and the victim was still lying on the ground for a long time.

Li Xunhuan patted the shoulder that was supported by Lin Tang, came to the aunt with an arrogant face, tried the aunt's snort, and began to give her a pulse.

"Brother Li can't do it, don't you dare to scare people, now this old man is expensive, if he can't, send him to the hospital." Lin Tang was afraid that Li Xunhuan would make trouble for others and be falsely accused again.

I saw Li Xunhuan use a trick to point the acupuncture point, and at a few acupuncture points of the aunt, the aunt slowly opened her eyes and shouted: "Death, someone jumped off the building!" ”

Everyone was relieved to see that the aunt had also woken up.

The happiest person is Uncle Wang, and the wrinkles on his face are about to smile smoothly: "I'm still a doctor, the young man really doesn't think about my niece." ”

Lin Tang asked the aunt two more sentences to make sure it was okay. Fortunately, the aunt is still a reasonable person, and she doubled the compensation for the vegetables she bought in the morning, and the matter came to an end.

Lin Tang took Li Xunhuan's hand and walked towards the most prosperous shopping mall in the city. The two big men went shopping hand in hand, which still attracted a lot of attention, of course, partly because of Li Xunhuan's face and strange clothes.

Li Xunhuan looked at Lin Tang with an apologetic look on his face, and said, "Brother Lin, my brother really can't meet your request, you should have broken off thinking early." ”

You spiral, you explode Pippi shrimp.

I'm not as good as Longyang! If it weren't for the fear that you would run out and cause trouble for me again, who would hold your hand?

The two came to a men's clothing store of a brand, and a sales lady wearing black silk professional wear and black stockings received them. With a professional smile, he asked, "What do you two want?" ”

Black silk is really a good thing, not only can't the dick silk escape, but a generation of merry giants is not exempt from vulgarity. Li Xunhuan stared directly at the black stockings, and studied it with interest for a long time, if it weren't for a peerless face, he would definitely be a hooligan.

The sales lady was a little anxious, and said angrily: "Sir, do you sell things or not." ”

Li Xunhuan smiled evilly, put on his perfect and delicate side face, and said, "Girl, I don't know if I fit your pants?" I want to ......"

"Sister, you help my brother recommend a few suitable ones, the price doesn't matter, thank you." Lin Tang hurriedly stopped Li Xunhuan's absurd thoughts, and was treated as a pervert for a while.

Li Xunhuan said with a depressed face: "I like the pants just now, and they are very individual." “

You wear stockings and go out, don't be caught as a cowherd, but you are so good at kung fu, you probably won't.

After a while, Li Xunhuan tried on the clothes in the store, this perfectly proportioned figure, coupled with his peerless appearance, was a handsome mess no matter what he was wearing, attracting countless to watch.

"Wow, is this a model, she wears everything so stylishly."

"Star, this is little fresh meat."

"Exactly the type I like."

Unexpectedly, Li Xunhuan became more and more energetic the more he tried, if Lin Tang didn't try to buy it in this middle school, it is estimated that he would have been kicked out a long time ago.

The sales lady is still diligently holding all kinds of clothes for him, tirelessly. I'm sorry, but being handsome means that you can do whatever you want.

In the end, Li Xunhuan chose a suit, and a heavy metal-style leather jacket and leather pants, all of which were handsome.

The sales lady blossomed: "Hello, a total of 52631, cash or card." ”

Lin Tang felt that his flesh had been cut off, gritted his teeth and said, "Swipe the card." Is there a discount? ”

"We are an international first-line brand." The sales lady took the card from Lin Tang's hand, "Plus your two sets are seasonal models, there is no discount, I'm sorry." ”

Lin Tang reluctantly took out his bank card, thinking that he must let him spit out the gold ingot, otherwise I will die.

Just as the two were about to leave, a woman's scream was suddenly heard: "Ah! My bag, catch the thief. ”

A noblewoman-like woman fell on her back, still shouting. The thief had already rushed to the elevator and was ready to leave.

"My throwing knife is still in my original clothes." Li Xunhuan pondered for a moment, then took the bank card from Lin Tang's hand and walked out of his hand.

A dark shadow streaked by, with the sound of breaking wind.

"Ahh The thief fell in response. At this moment, the air froze, and after a while, the entire mall erupted in thunderous applause.

"Wow, no, it's so handsome, I'm going to suffocate."

"I'm going to give you a monkey!!"

The screams of the fan sister were endless, Li Xunhuan proudly held his forehead, only to see that Lin Tang had been silent and asked: "Brother Lin, I see that your face is not good, is your body from time to time, and you don't need to help your brother with your pulse." ”

Lin Tang raised his fist several times, but put it down again.

I'm going to kill you, but I can't beat you.

Lin Tang had a gloomy face, showed a smile that was worse than crying, and said, "Brother Li, what about the thing you flew out just now, it's called a bank card, for a poor person like me, you are basically my life." ”

Li Xunhuan said apologetically: "It's so important, it's the first time I came to the fairy world, I don't know much about some things, Brother Lin forgive me." ”

Lin Tang said: "Your Harley motorcycle, let's talk about it later." ”

Li Xunhuan was at fault, although he was very bitter in his heart, he didn't say anything.

In the afternoon, the two of them stayed at home and ate melon seeds, watched "Transformers", and discussed with relish.

At this time, Chen Ru knocked on the door outside, and the sound was louder.

Lin Tang had no choice but to open the door, and Lin Ru was wearing a pair of black close-fitting leather pants, and the upper body was a flamboyant leather wrap, revealing a slender waist. The devil's figure was exposed, and he walked into the house with a cat's step, bewitchingly.

Lin Tang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Sister Chen, what are you doing here." Dressed like a little girl. “

Chen Ruyi, twisted three times, deliberately put on a misty look, leaned over the wall and jumped up the steel pipe, and said in a seductive tone: "Do you think I am full of desire for a sense of confusion, I heard that you are going to buy a locomotive, walk up." ”

Li Xunhuan said aggrievedly: "I didn't buy it." “

Chen Ru jumped to his feet in an instant and said, "What a situation." My sister is dressed so sexy, are you embarrassed to release pigeons? ”

Lin Tang sneered: "That's the case, my card was flown out by him, and I have no money." ”

"It's okay, I just have a retro Renault, accelerating by more than 200, much better than that rotten Harley, HAPPY." Chen Ru exaggerated the appearance of a salted egg superman.

When Li Xunhuan heard that there was a car to drive, he suddenly came to his senses.

Chen Ru glanced at the outfits of the two of them, and said with disdain: "You just wear this, not like the bikers, change." ”

Li Xunhuan just bought a set of heavy metal-style leather clothes, but Lin Tang simply didn't change his clothes, and was despised by the two for a long time.

Renault is much more windy than Harley, and Li Xunhuan can't put it down when he sees it.

Chen Ru drove a pink four-wheeled Renault, domineering.

"Have you ever opened it?" Chen Ru put on his helmet and asked.

Li Xunhuan said: "I haven't driven but I've ridden a horse." ”

Chen Ru smiled and said: "It's all the same, see that this handle is not there, this is the reins, this is the brake, this is the acceleration." You only need to remember one thing, speed is king, and the world's martial arts are only fast and unbreakable. Okay, you are now the 'Xiao Li Flying Biker', just like the 'Xiao Li Flying Knife' in Jin Yong's novel, is it cool? ”

This is Gu Long's novel, sister, take no culture as a banner.

In less than ten seconds, you can teach someone who has never ridden a motorcycle to drag racing, is that really good?

Also, he is Xiao Li Feidao, Li Xunhuan, hey!

Lin Tang really felt that he was powerless to complain.