Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Joy of Life
Listening to Chen Ru's concise description, let alone Li Xunhuan, who had never ridden a motorcycle, even Lin Tang felt that it was in a fog.
Lin Tang was afraid that Li Xunhuan would be hot-headed for a while, so he really followed Chen Ru is drag racing, and hurriedly stopped: "Sister Chen, how can you learn this kind of big brother Li, why don't we go to the amusement park, start with bumper cars, step by step, don't you say?" Brother Li? ”
Li Xunhuan looked serious and said thoughtfully: "I seem to understand, the more powerful the martial arts master, the simpler and cool!" ”
Lin Tang couldn't stop it, he didn't dare to drag the car, let alone take Li Xunhuan's car, and wanted to live a few more years, so he had to squeeze in Chen Ruyi's locomotive.
Chen Ru stepped on the locomotive with a coquettish smile and teased: "Hug my sister's waist, it's cheap for you." As he spoke, he slammed the throttle and rushed out.
Li Xunhuan was not to be outdone, and accelerated to follow. I'll go, I've really learned! Talent.
At first, Li Xunhuan was still a little rusty, but after slowly getting acquainted with it, there was a faint momentum that exceeded that of sincerity.
Lin Tang only felt that the scenery on both sides was rapidly regressing, because Chen Ru was wearing a crop top, Lin Tang's hand just really felt Chen Ru yes's tight devil figure without a trace of fat.
Chen Ru smiled skillfully, deliberately rubbed Lin Tang's body, and said, "Sister's figure is okay, it's hard, your enoki mushroom is in favor of others." ”
Lin Tang didn't care about feeling the smooth feel at this time, he only felt that Chen Ru was driving faster and faster, as if he was about to fly, he didn't dare to open his eyes, so he had to bury his face in Chen Ru is back, trembling.
A pair of handsome men and beauties openly drag racing, which has become a beautiful landscape, and from time to time someone takes pictures of them and screams.
Li Daxia is famous for his light work, and from time to time he comes to a few stunts, what Guanyin sits on the lotus, the monkey fishes for the moon, and the crow sits on the plane, which causes passers-by to exclaim.
"That car is good, it will hiss." Just when Li Xunhuan was on the rise, he suddenly saw a car in the distance actually stealing the limelight from him, and said unhappily: "It's just a little slower."
People who practice martial arts, their hearing is naturally different from ordinary people, at this time, Chen Ru has not found out, let alone Lin Tang, he has been praying with his eyes closed.
If you can go back alive this time, you must find a temple to worship, go to the pillar and incense, even if you eat vegetarian for a month, it is still the most important life.
"How can there be a car that will be called, Brother Li, you are not mistaken." Lin Tang turned his head to look behind him with difficulty, and his little face instantly turned pale, "I'm X, this is a police car, run away." ”
Chen Ru said calmly: "What are you running away, my sister has a driver's license, what are you afraid of?" ”
Lin Tang's face was like ashes, and he said: "You have forgotten that 'Xiao Li Flying Rider', you have won the true biography, and you will be out of the school in ten seconds." ”
Rao is Chen Ruyi, who has always been lawless, is no longer calm at this moment, and his face is discolored and spit out a word: "Run!" ”
Naturally, the police car couldn't run away from these two people, and they really couldn't accompany these two ancestors to find excitement with that little salary, and after a while, the two of them left the people's servants behind. When he got out of the car, Lin Tang was dizzy and vomited.
Chen Ru took off his helmet and patted Lin Tang's back, laughing and trembling: "Look at your little bit of talent!" Isn't it just racing for a while? ”
Lin Tang shook his head, waved his hand and said: "This is not a drag race, this is a roller coaster, insert two wings, you can go to the sky immediately, and there are stars in front of me." ”
"This motorcycle is really much faster and more comfortable, and there are so many good things in the fairy world." Li Xunhuan was still unfinished, "I don't know if I can take one back, won't I travel thousands of miles a day when the time comes, so I can't be happy." ”
Lin Tang took the tissue handed over by Chen Ru and wiped his mouth, and said, "Brother Li, this thing is going to burn oil, where did you get it when you went out of the fairy world." ”
"Don't eat forage? That's going to be hard. Li Xunhuan was a little disappointed, but after thinking about it, he was relieved to have such an experience and no regrets in this life, "Brother Lin, I don't know where there is an inn, how about we go find some food?" ”
Lin Tang fully agreed with this proposal, firstly, he didn't have to accompany them to race with his life, and secondly, he vomited out all the food he ate yesterday, which was really a famine.
Chen Ru was also crazy for a long time, and his stomach began to complain, and said: "There is a high-end stall near here, my sister will take you there." After that, he dragged Lin Tang, and Li Xunhuan was going to do it.
Lin Tang felt funny in his heart, and said: "I didn't think that a rich lady like you also eats such things as skewers, I thought you always served red wine with steak." ”
Chen Ru said with a smile: "How can you wear yourself to eat Western food, there is no such feeling, the feeling of a locomotive is only when you drink beer." ”
In front of the barbecue stall, there was a lot of noise, and the three of them found a place to sit down.
The roadside stalls in the middle were mixed, Chen Ru was so hot and eye-catching, he suddenly attracted a kind of attention, and a group of gangster-looking men next to him had already begun to discuss in a squirming manner, and from time to time a word or two surged into Lin Tang's ears, which was vulgar and unbearable, making him very uncomfortable.
Lin Tang said: "Sister Chen, where is it high-end here, why don't we go and change it." ”
Chen Ru didn't know if he hadn't heard it, or he didn't care, he smiled at Lin Tang and said, "This thing is high-end, what caviar, tiger whip, sheep eggs and the like, what to eat, and then roast a enoki mushroom." After that, he smiled meaningfully at Lin Tang's little brother.
Lin Tang finished for a while.
After a while, the raw seafood was on the table, and Lin Tang filled Li Xunhuan and Chen Ru with beer, and said, "Today, I will toast two of you for a glass, and if I can't drink it for a while, you two have to forgive me." ”
A glass of wine goes down.
I can't drink too much anymore, the last time I lost a lot of money, and all the gold I got flew away.
Besides, if you don't look at Li Xunhuan well, you may not be able to cause something for a while!
Chen Ru was displeased: "How can a man be cowardly as soon as he is on the table, it's really embarrassing." ”
Li Xunhuan didn't have any opinions, drank all the beer in the cup, and said loudly: "Good wine." One more drink! ”
Originally, Lin Tang had a clear plan in his heart, but after three glasses of beer, it suddenly became a different scene.
Lin Tang looked at Li Xunhuan with hazy eyes, hugged him, and said, "Brother Li, there are fewer than a thousand cups of wine for a confidant, and I have dried this cup." ”
After speaking, a glass of beer has been eaten.
"Yes, we are good brothers, it's not appropriate for you to do this, don't think anything wrong about the eldest brother, I'll have a toast too." Li Xunhuan's alcohol consumption is much better than Lin Tang's, and he is still sober, and he pushes away Lin Tang's oily hands that are touching him with disgust.
"Boss, bring me the best white you have here." In the process of pushing the cup and changing the lamp, Chen Ru was also a little drunk, her pretty face was crimson, her lips were slightly curled, and she was moving, looking at the two unsuccessful men in front of her, she was angry, "XX, the old lady is here, you turn a blind eye, whether it is a man or not, but he is engaged in glass here, and he deserves a lifetime of enoki mushrooms." ”
If it was in normal times, Lin Tang could only bear it, but the wine was strong and intimidating, and he wanted to resist at this time: "What did you say?" I'm enoki mushroom, have you tried it, just say I'm enoki mushroom, no practice has no right to speak. Do you want me to show you? ”
Lin Tang picked up the liquor he had just served on the table, dried half a bottle of it violently, and was about to show everyone his enoki mushroom with the strength of the wine, but was stopped by Li Xunhuan, and only gave up after doing everything possible to stop him.
The three of them were drunk, and several men at the adjacent table were also a little drunk, and they began to whistle at Chen Rushi non-stop, and even began to verbally tease Chen Rushi directly.
What kind of person is Chen Ru, how can he be afraid of these little gangsters, usually the old lady is molesting others, it is really unreasonable! So he began to wink at the next table non-stop.
After a while, a swarthy, tendon-clad man walked over from the opposite table and said to Chen, "Beauty, how many drinks will you have with your brother?" ”
Chen Ru pretended to be shyness and said, "Don't." ”
The big man thought that Chen Ru was teasing himself, so he was even more presumptuous, and he was about to reach out to pull Chen Ru is , and said with a lewd face: "Come on, my brother will take you to play an exciting game in a while, how about drag racing." ”
Li Xunhuan, a pair of bird hands who were just about to touch Chen Rus's skin, pushed them away with one palm, and Li Xunhuan smiled: "Everyone said no, why are you so boring." ”
The big man was unhappy in his heart, and shouted: "There is also a flower messenger, a little white face." ”
As he spoke, several people at the next table secretly asked for wine bottles and slowly walked towards the three of them.
"What's so good about the little white face, in addition to being handsome...... you are" The big man is still quite knowledgeable, and he can recognize Li Xunhuan's valuable brand, "Rich, what's so great." ”
Lin Tang on the side was still immersed in his own world, and he didn't care at all that this side had already begun to be tense, and instinctively complained: "Being handsome and rich is what he meows at." ”
The people at the next table were enraged, and they were about to slash Lin Tang with wine bottles.
Woohoo!
With the sound of cracking, everyone's hands were smashed by Li Xunhuan's hidden weapon, and the glass slag was scattered all over the ground for a while.
Li Xunhuan took off the last piece of meat of the skewer in his hand, and said leisurely: "If my flying knife is shot, one person will die, but unfortunately this is not a flying knife." ”
He played with the iron stick in his hand, "Which of you still wants to try." ”
The troublemakers were already stunned by this sudden hand, and the iron sticks passed through the wine bottles and nailed them to the table in a neat row, no more, no less, just five.
Chen Ru applauded on the side, and the big man who took the lead in making trouble seemed to be a figure in a group of people, and he felt that it was very embarrassing to make a bubble girl. Sneaking the knife behind his back, ready to take advantage of the opportunity to sneak attack.
At the moment when he pulled out the knife, Li Xunhuan flew up, and then shot dozens of iron sticks one after another, the speed was so fast that people couldn't see clearly, and fixed the big man on the wall, but it didn't hurt him in the slightest.
Chen Ru screamed, "Wow, master." ”
Li Xunhuan was a little fluttering and said, "What is this, show you a unique skill." ”
Saying that, Li Xunhuan turned his back to the big man, shook his hand in a chic manner, and several iron sticks flew out, and they were all close to the scalp impartially.
After that, he poured himself another glass of beer and sighed lightly: "Drag racing, masturbation is really a happy thing in life." ”
Dahan was aggrieved and choked, and he cried: "Mom, I want to go home." ”