Text Text_Chapter 484 The spurs of the human head and pig brain
Bang!
With a loud bang, under the gaze of dozens of melon-eating people, it was like a rude bachelor-like jeep, viciously, and slammed into the white sports car that seemed to be a cute and lovely girl.
The body of a luxury sports car worth millions was deflated all of a sudden, and then it rolled over, turning over three heels before it came to a halt on four wheels.
The jeep got out of the front of the car and also deflated the boss, the bumper was hit and dragged to the ground, and the headlights were like eyeballs protruding from the eye sockets - the collision was like a dead end, and it could only be a lose-lose situation.
"What should I do?"
Spurs, who was too addicted, let out a long breath and asked Ye Xiaodao.
It's not a matter of driving and crushing hundreds of balloons, chasing the gentleman who pursues a lady, jumping like a monkey.
People weren't killed, were they?
How much is a thousand balloons, one dollar is only a thousand yuan, which is not enough for a glass of wine that my brother-in-law ordered when he was picking up a girl.
The key problem is the white sports car that has just been hit and scrapped.
According to Spurs' visual inspection, this is a global limited edition Maserati worth at least $1 million.
The brand-new car, before it was listed, was trampled by the spurs, so many people watched the scene, and there was a surveillance video that faithfully recorded all this, the spurs couldn't rely on it, so I asked my brother-in-law what to do.
But the brother-in-law rolled his eyes and asked, "What should I do?" ”
Spur smiled innocently and pointed to the sports car.
"You hit it, what's the matter with me?"
Ye Xiaodao's answer made Spurs stunned, and he had the urge to vomit blood, and muttered: "Sister, brother-in-law, you asked me to drive over, okay?" ”
"Yes, I told you to crash it, but I only let you run over the balloons and scare the idiot, and I didn't let you crash the car into pieces."
Ye Xiaodao chattered, opened the door and got out of the car.
Holding the car door with his hand, looking at the spurs with a confused face, the knife master sighed, hating that iron is not steel: "Alas, you have been with me for so long, why are your brains always funny, and I don't even understand the simple truth of what should be hit and what should not be hit, and I am really drunk." Spurs, remember what I always say to you every day? ”
"Yes. Brother-in-law, you said that if I have no teeth and no teeth, I can't forget it. ”
Spurs vaguely felt that something was wrong, and when he spoke again, he used honorifics.
"The numb next door is toothless and unforgettable! How many times have I told you, you have a pig brain, you just can't remember. ”
Ye Xiaodao raised his foot and kicked on the car door: "Then you recite it aloud to me now." ”
"Pull the yourself, wipe it yourself!"
This sentence is simple and easy to understand, rude and down-to-earth, no matter how stupid the spurs are, they can be remembered by their brother-in-law for a long time.
"Yes, exactly. No, you knocked over the car, and I don't have a dime to do it. How to be forgiven by the owner and let you go, that's the question you should consider. Don't bother me again. ”
After saying this sentence with confidence, Dao Ye smiled kindly at Feng Dashao, who came over with trembling legs, shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands to show that he didn't have any hair, and then raised his feet and walked to the side of the steps.
Ignoring the complaining eyes of the spurs behind him.
As soon as he walked to the front of the steps, Ye Xiaodao suddenly turned around, bent down slightly, and with a courteous smile on his face, he trotted towards a white BMW.
Even God has to admit that the eyes of the knife master searching within a radius of 100 meters are absolutely vicious and indescribable.
Just as he was about to step up the steps, the corner of his eye inadvertently swept over the white BMW and found the woman sitting in the back seat looking out.
it, beauty, absolute beauty!
Master Dao, I have been traveling from south to north for so many years, and I have seen countless beauties, but except for Su Yaqier's little, I have never encountered such a super product.
If I can soak her in bed, let alone take care of Li Nannan's aunt's house, even if I let Dao Ye resist the hoe every day, I will admit it.
Click, click, click!
This beauty is actually a rare super inner charm?
After trotting to the front of the BMW car and seeing Helan Xiaoxin's appearance more clearly, Dao Ye's tiger body was shocked, his eyes were wide open, and he only increased the urge to look up to the sky and howl.
In terms of interrogating women, the sword master thinks that he is the second in the world, and no one dares to admit the first.
Inner flattery, also called sullen.
As the black fungus has also been given a new meaning, the inner charm that was once despised by the righteous men and gentlemen of the past generations has evolved into a positive descriptor for women to be attractive, just like girls are now proud of their big breasts and buttocks.
There are basically three levels of inner charm.
The flattery that can be revealed through temperament, that is, the so-called waves, can make people clearly feel that this is the primary.
The intermediate inner flattery will not be exposed by the temperament, but through the eyes of a woman, there is a way that a woman's eyes flow to a man, discharge outward, and convey the ambiguity of wanting to sleep together, which is inner flattery.
A woman with high-level inner charm will not be released through temperament and eyes, but the corners of her eyebrows and eyes.
Meiyu Hanchun, that is the perfect expression of the beauty to release the sleepiness she wants to sleep with the handsome guy.
According to the experience that Dao Ye has summed up over the years, it can basically be determined that a woman with high-level inner charm can be described as one in a million.
Among 10,000 women, it is possible to produce a high-class and charming beauty.
Although it is rare, but we live on this planet, there are more than billions of women.
Therefore, from billions of women, it is not too difficult to meet a high-level inner beauty, as long as you look for it with your heart, there will always be a harvest.
But!
But--a beautiful woman with a high-level inner flattering temperament is not enough to make Ye Xiaodao want to raise his head and roar with ecstasy.
Now he is suddenly so excited, it is because he has seen a super inner charm that is a thousand times more advanced than the high-level inner charm.
Super inner charm is no longer possible through temperament, eyes, eyebrows, corners of the eyes, etc., but - intuition.
Yes, it's intuition!
Only Ye Xiaodao, a master of hunting beauty among thousands of flowers, can rely on his intuition in this regard to identify Helan Xiaoxin, a super charmer.
Every strand of her hair, every cell, is filled with active charmers.
The ancients said that the charm of the bones is natural, which specifically refers to a woman like Helan Xiaoxin, who is absolutely unattainable.
finally met the legendary super inner charm of the color world, Ye Xiaodao, who was determined to die under the peony flower, could he tremble without excitement, ignore Secretary Huang's whispered reprimand, and diligently open the car door for the new sister, take a step back and raise his hand to make a gesture of please, to show that he is a man of good quality?
"Get out of the way, who are you?"
Seeing that this guy suddenly came to offer his courtesy, Secretary Huang, who had not seen the locals when he came to Qingshan City, could he not be angry, and raised his hand to push him.
Ye Xiaodao stood still, like a mountain.
Instead, Secretary Huang was stunned, and he was immediately furious, and he raised his foot and kicked him in the left leg.
The pointy stiletto shoes are not much thicker than an awl.
Besides, Secretary Huang used a lot of strength in anger, and after kicking it firmly on his leg, ordinary people would have wailed in pain, holding his leg in a monkey circle.
But the people's Ye Xiaodao is still as immovable as a mountain-
didn't even look at Secretary Huang, as if there was a fly lying on his lap just now, the knife master was full of tenderness and sweetness, staring at the face in the car that was more charming than flowers, and said softly: "Hello beauty, introduce yourself, my surname is Ye, the leaf of the leaf, the name is a knife, and the knife is sharp." ”
"Ye Xiaodao?"
Helan Xiaoxin is not as graceless as Secretary Huang, after being entangled by a man, he ignored his identity in public, scolded him with a broken face, and threatened to call the police or something.
People would only raise their boneless white and tender little hands, put them in the palm of his hand, and get out of the car with his diligent support.
As for secretly pondering, whether this guy who didn't know whose pants were not zipped tightly and was exposed was buried alive or fried, then only she can know.
Seeing that the new sister did not refuse Ye Xiaodao, she kicked him, but Secretary Huang, who was carrying her little feet in pain, retreated very interestingly.
Glancing at the jeep not far away, Helan Xiaoyanran smiled and whispered, "Good name, personality." ”
"The beauty has won the prize."
Ye Xiaodao, who prides himself as the messenger of protecting flowers, has a demeanor grade that is many times higher than those perverts who want to pounce on the spot when they see sexy beauties, although they are really reluctant to let go of their tender little hands, but when the new sister just had the intention of retracting, she decisively let go, and sorted out the burr head with no hairstyle at all, and pretended to be elegant and asked with a smile: "Dare to ask the beauty, Fang's name?" ”
In front of everyone's eyes, there was no need for Helan Xiaoxin to hide his name, so he pursed his lips and smiled: "The surname is Helan, and the name is Xiaoxin." ”
"Helan Xiaoxin?"
Ye Xiaodao raised his eyebrows and praised from the bottom of his heart: "A little fresh flower in Helan Mountain, this name is good, and the people are better!" May I ask Helan beauty, can you enjoy your face and have lunch together? ”
"It's inconvenient, I still have to go to work."
Helan Beauty had a little regret, and sighed quietly: "Alas, I can't help myself." ”
"Where does the beauty work?"
"No."
Following the direction pointed by the beauty's round chin, Ye Xiaodao looked back and smiled: "It turns out that the beauty is in the Kaihuang Group." Heh, hehe, I'll just say, except for our Kaihuang Group, other companies are against the sky, and they can't produce beauties like you. ”
"Our Kaihuang Group?"
Helan Xiaoxin's beautiful eyes flowed, and she looked Ye Xiaodao up and down: "You, also an employee in the company?" ”
"Yes, yes. Me too, hehe. ”
After discovering the best beauty, Dao Ye had long forgotten the unhappiness of coming to Yue Zitong to take care of the home, but was grateful to his good brother for giving him this opportunity.
"But I don't seem to know you."
Helan Xiaoxin has not been in Qingshan for a long time, and because she is a high-ranking vice president, it is impossible to know every employee.
But she knew Feng Dashao in the cloud world.
She can say unceremoniously that no one in the entire Kaihuang Group, except for her, including Yue Zitong, dared to drive into Feng Dashao and hit a luxury car worth millions of dollars.
Oh, she remembered, in addition to the fact that she dared to do this, it seemed that there was another person who also dared to play like this.
Scum, Li Nannan.
But the Ye Xiaodao in front of him, who claimed to be an employee of the company, actually did the same, can the new sister not feel strange?
"Hah, what the hell, I just came to work today."
"Oh, I'll just say it."
The new sister's big eyes blinked, and she asked again, "In which department?" ”
Ye Xiaodao didn't answer and asked: "Helan beauty, which department are you in?" ”
Helan Xiaoxin smiled: "You ask me like this, can I understand that you want to work in the same department as me?" ”