Text Text_Chapter 483 Don't hit my balls!
After a phone call to solve the big problem that Li Nannan was sick and didn't need to go to southern Xinjiang, Yue Zitong breathed a long sigh of relief, as if he had just successfully won a big business, and suddenly felt as relaxed as a swallow, and just wanted to sing a song in a coquettish voice.
Forget it, now when I am at work, if I hear Mr. Yue singing about my sister and brother's tears, I will definitely be shocked and damage her prestige.
Really smart people are high-profile and low-key.
It's just that he was in a really good mood, and after walking around the house twice around the wall, Mr. Yue thought that there was one more thing he hadn't done.
I have to call Li Nannan and tell him Aunt Ben's tricks, so that he must find a reason to have a stroke today, it is best to pretend that his nose is crooked and his mouth is slanted, although that dignity makes people look very unappetizing, but for the sake of the happiness of the little nephew, Mr. Yue can still bear it.
Call Li Nannan and call now.
Toot beet, beet, beet, Li scum didn't turn off his mobile phone, but he just didn't answer it.
"This scumbag, why don't you answer the phone?"
After dialing twice again and still no one answered, Yue Zitong's eyebrows furrowed slightly: "Still masturbating?" I'm not afraid to exhaust people - I'm blah! Aunt Ben doesn't want to be a widow. Oh, I see, he must have gone to take a shower, or cook. ”
After looking at the time, it was already past nine o'clock, and I hadn't done my work at all in the morning.
After taking care of the biggest thing, Yue was finally able to restrain his mind and work with peace of mind.
Mr. Yue's work is in a super good state today, and he usually needs to think about things for more than ten minutes, but after a cursory look twice, he has the most correct plan in his heart.
Humming a little tune that he listened to, the tips of his stiletto shoes under his desk, tapping the floor to the rhythm, occasionally picking up a teacup and drinking a sip and lighting a cigarette — well, if only he could quit cigarettes.
In recent days, Yue Zitong has found that her addiction to smoking is getting bigger and bigger.
Don't look at her only 22 years old this year, but she has been a smoker for five years, and she learned to smoke in the second year of her official employment at Guoan.
Smoking, alcoholism, drug abuse, etc., these bad habits that are harmful to the body will never be touched by people who pay attention to health.
Especially ladies.
But these bad habits that can bring people temporary enjoyment are nothing to people like national security agents who dance on the tip of a knife.
Health, health, the head is always tied to the waistband of the trousers, you can fall into the pit at any time and can't find it, and you can raise a fart life.
If there is wine today and drunk tomorrow, it doesn't matter if you eat dregs tomorrow.
Therefore, with his special work and professional experience, Yue Zitong is not too concerned about his physical health habits, smoking a small cigarette is definitely a drizzle, and he has not taken drugs yet.
It's just that she used to smoke, purely to smoke and play, even if she smoked, she didn't smoke.
I was happy, depressed, I had a big deal, and when I put up an elder shelf to reprimand my little nephew, I lit a cigarette, feeling that I had a unique aura and a unique style.
Normally, there is no need to smoke.
It is often said that smoking is bad for your health –
But now, she loves to put on a cigarette when she has nothing to do, especially at home, nesting in the sofa with her new sister after dinner, watching TV and spitting out fog is already an indispensable part of life.
What made her a little depressed was that the cigarettes that could make her feel comfortable from tobacco had to be the cigarettes provided by Helan Xiaoxin.
That kind of cigarette has no name, it is the new sister herself in the southern Xinjiang side of the special tobacco field, hired a few local farmers to take care of it, after the tobacco is harvested, and then go to the local tobacco factory, with a special process to make it, the annual output is very small, but each is a fine product.
There is only one maid in ancient costume on the cigarette box, like Lin Daiyu who buried flowers, carrying a small basket on her arm and a small hoe on her shoulder.
In addition to the new sister's cigarettes, Yue Zitong smoked other brands, such as the Yellow Crane Tower, which she was used to smoking before, and felt that it tasted like chewing vinegar.
When he lit a cigarette in bed last night, Yue Zitong inadvertently thought that if he really fell out with his new sister one day, and he would never be able to smoke this kind of cigarette in the future, how would he live his life?
is the so-called rainy day, and there is a chance to blackmail her two boxes of cigarettes in the future and store them at home just in case.
After lighting another cigarette with a snapping sound, Yue Zitong took a slow breath, did a chest expansion exercise, and snapped his fingers: "It's done, call it a day." ”
I looked at my watch, and the work that usually takes a morning to complete was completed in just over an hour today, and I was still full of energy, without the slightest sense of tiredness, which can only be said to be like divine help.
Slowly shaking his neck, Yue Zitong walked to the floor-to-ceiling window with a teacup, pushed open a window, and looked down casually.
With just one look, her good mood was gone.
On the ground in front of the hall of the headquarters building, there were many balloons, colorful, covering an area of about 30 square meters.
A young man in a silver-gray trench coat, standing tall and jade, like a crane standing among the flowers, standing among colorful balloons, holding a bouquet of bright roses in his arms, and holding several large white hydrogen balloons in his left hand, all with pink hearts printed on them, and two mouths together.
Not far behind the balloon, there was a pure white sports car, brand new, without license plates.
On the lid and body of the car, a beautiful woman in white was drawn with colored pens, smiling skillfully, and her beautiful eyes were looking forward to leaving color, as if a gust of wind came, she would come to life immediately, and walk down from the car.
Yue Zitong stood on a high place and looked down, and saw at a glance that this beauty was special, not delicate and cute, and which aunt Ben was smiling and charming?
A fool can also see that the young man put on such a big battle to pursue Mr. Yue.
Mr. Yue could guess with his eyes closed that except for Feng Yunting and Feng Dashao in the Qingshan Cloud World, no one could be cheeky enough to chase her after being rejected three times and twice.
My fair mature woman, a gentleman, after Feng Dashao chased after Mr. Yue many times and was politely rejected, he still persevered in stalking, so there is nothing wrong with this.
There are clouds in the folk, there is more water that can soak down the wall, and after a man turns into a kraft candy and stalks, no matter how stinky her temper is, there will be a day when she is moved.
This is true, but the key is that you have to really love Mr. Yue, and you would rather give everything you have for her.
I think that at the beginning, Mr. Yue was hit by District Mayor Jin, and he begged everywhere and had no way to ask you to come forward to set the table, but you retracted your head like a turtle, and you hid as far as you wanted.
Now that Mr. Yue has settled those difficulties, relying on his own efforts, his career has ushered in a rocket-like rise period, and you have appeared with a shy face at this time, and you will envy it after letting uninformed people see it, and will bless you with a posture of making your dreams come true - grass, why don't you die!
Raising the teacup, Yue Zitong smashed it on that face as if he had dropped it.
In the eyes of outsiders, Feng Dashao's handsome little white face now looks inferior to even a monkey's ass.
After giving him a teacup, it might be more pleasing to the eye.
But there are a lot of idle people waiting below, and Mr. Yue doesn't dare to guarantee that the teacup can be thrown down from such a high place and accurately smashed on the face that made her lose her appetite, after all, when the object falls rapidly at high altitude, it will be affected by wind speed, gravity, etc., deviate from the track, and accidentally injure others, what should I do?
"Damn."
In the face of this kind of shameless person, Yue Zitong really couldn't maintain her ladylike demeanor.
He cursed in a low voice, and was about to call the security office and ask Lao Liang to send someone to drive him away, when he saw a grass-green jeep, which came out of nowhere, like a mad cow, and rushed towards the pile of balloons.
"Hey, who's this?"
Yue Zitong's eyes lit up, and he smiled: "Ha, this product is even more fierce than my little nephew." ”
On the second day of Li Nannan's visit to Qingshan, it happened that Feng Dashao had put roses on the ground, and where he stood looking up at Mr. Yue affectionately, people walked over like that, rubbing their feet around, and turning the delicate roses into a pile of garbage.
Afterwards, he also advised Feng Dashao to be a man of public morality, not to litter, and to cause trouble to the security guards who cleaned the parking lot.
At that time, Yue Zitong, who didn't have a good impression of Li scum, although he secretly watched it very coolly, he also despised him for not understanding amorous feelings.
Now, people who don't understand customs even more than Li Nannan have appeared.
Li Nannan used his feet, but Ye Xiaodao was driving.
"Brother-in-law, do you really want to kill him?"
was scolded by Ye Xiaodao, urging him to hit the fool who dared to pry my brother's horse, to give the spur that I had killed, to step on the jeep accelerator to the end, and rush into the balloon like a flock, and asked excitedly in the thumping explosion.
"What the hell are you stupid? I asked you to kill him, and you really hit him? ”
The gold medal killer of the dignified OF international platform, but he was brought to this small place in Qingshan by his good brother to give him Ma Zi as a caretaker, and the knife master was already full of anger and had nowhere to vent, but now seeing the black brother-in-law ask with a fierce light in his eyes, he was even more annoyed, and raised his hand and slapped him the back of the head.
If you want to take this incomprehensible style, you know that the blind turtle who fights and kills, trains him to be a good citizen, and persuades him to reason with good words, it will not work, and you must use violence to purify his dirty soul and let him know that the world is so good, how can he casually hit and kill people?
This is not in Africa in ignorance, nor in Europe and the United States, where it is okay to kill people casually, this is in the whole world, oh, no, it is in the prosperous era of the best security in the whole universe, okay?
Thinking that he will no longer be able to do whatever he wants in the future, he will hook up with a married woman who is not sassy at will, and he has to be careful not to let his husband find out - the knife master is bitter in his heart, and he has the urge to burst into tears.
When you're in a bad mood, there's no need to care about how others feel right now.
For example, Feng Dashao, who was so frightened that he screamed loudly, jumped like a monkey, always wanting to escape into the hall, but no matter where he wanted to break through, the jeep driven by the spur could always crash into it in time, forcing him to retreat in a panic.
So, just now, those onlookers who were still envious and jealous, and sincerely wished Feng Dashao that his dream could come true, were all stupid at this moment, watching him being chased around by a jeep, in a balloon of dozens of square meters.
Wherever the car whizzes past, there is a constant thud of explosions.
The Spurs were very excited, screaming, constantly swinging the steering wheel rapidly, and each time they could successfully force Feng Dashao back to the middle of the ball formation he had pretended to be forced on, and then kept circling around him, crushing not a single innocent balloon.
"What the hell is going on?"
Feng Dashao retreated in panic, staggered and fell to the ground, then knelt on his knees, his hands facing the sky, and shouted: "Don't hit my ball!" ”
After being slapped on the back of the head by Ye Xiaodao a few times, the spur opened his mind, and he bared a mouthful of big white teeth: "Okay, we won't hit your balls - crash cars, it's always okay, right?" ”