After entering the bathroom, I washed my face to sober up, and then remembered that I hadn't urinated this morning, and I had to empty my bladder.

So I took off my shorts, pointed my instrument at the toilet, and stood still.

It may be that Xiaoqin is in the living room, I am a little nervous, and I can't brew it for a while.

Speaking of which, the lock of my bathroom door was broken half a year ago, and the main symptom is that although it can be locked, as long as you twist the doorknob from the outside, you can open the door.

Because our family doesn't have any guests all year round, only my dad and I use the bathroom, so we haven't found anyone to fix it.

When I'm urinating, Celery won't come in and mess with me, will she? The last time I peed under the river bridge, I was already seen by the squad leader once, and I don't want to repeat the mistake of the past and break the shameful record of being seen by a girl.

Just as I was looking around, I heard someone knocking on the bathroom door.

"Ye Lin, can I go in and wash my hands?" Xiaoqin asked innocently.

"I want to wash my hands with soap before I get the chopsticks!"

"Wait, wait!" I hurriedly said, "I'm going to the bathroom!" You wait until I'm done before you come in! ”

"It's okay~?" Although through the door, I can still see Xiaoqin's smiling face in my mind, "Don't pay too much attention to the details between childhood sweethearts, anyway, you won't get pregnant if you look at it!" ”

Where did you learn to be such a hooligan? And even if someone is pregnant, you are pregnant!

Because the door lock was broken, I suddenly raised my heart to my throat.

Fortunately, Xiaoqin didn't know this, she held the doorknob and twisted it for half a circle, and found that I had locked the door, so she didn't try again.

"Ye Lin is really not interesting, obviously he is a childhood sweetheart......"

Can childhood sweethearts casually visit each other's bodies? Since you returned to the identity of your childhood sweetheart, only the beginning of Ansheng for two days, how can you be more presumptuous than when you claimed to be my girlfriend?

Maybe it was because my dad was asleep in the room, Xiaoqin didn't do anything more (such as breaking the toilet door and coming in to visit me inhumanely), she honestly waited until I got out of the bathroom, then went in to wash her hands, and then ran to the kitchen and grabbed the dishes and chopsticks before me, as if who would take the dishes and chopsticks was of great significance.

Xiaoqin sat across the dining table, in her father's usual dining position, holding her knees with both hands, looking both restrained and expectant.

"Don't you really need to ask Uncle Ye to get up and eat together?"

Qin asked again.

"No," I said, shaking my head as I picked up the porcelain bowl filled with white rice from Xiao Qin, "Dad is sleepy and drunk, and now he sleeps like a dead pig." Did you hear him snoring? Can't wake up at all! ”

Xiaoqin let out a "hmm" and quietly waited for me to eat the first bite before moving the chopsticks.

"Is it delicious?" She asked not very confidently.

Overall, it should be pretty good, right? Anyway, it's definitely much better than my dad and me, and as for the school cafeteria...... Don't mention the school cafeteria, it's not in the same dimension as the school cafeteria.

However, after eating the potato beef stew made for me by the squad leader last night, my taste became a little picky, and I always felt that the heat of this dish was a bit urgent, and the sea cucumber was also put too much, which was a bit noisy.

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... Ye Lin, is sea cucumber delicious? I cut the sea cucumber with my help! ”

In order to behave in front of your mother, did you end up cutting so much? It is almost conceivable that Aunt Ren saw the sea cucumber slices piled up to the ceiling, and had to put them all into the pot.

"Speaking of which, sea cucumbers are so slippery! If you don't hold it properly, it will slip out of your hand all at once! It's so ugly......"

Don't say it, I'm chewing sea cucumbers cut into slices in my mouth, don't remind me that they were originally black sticks, okay?

"However, as soon as I saw the sea cucumber, I remembered that classmate Ye Lin was here~"

Don't think of me from sea cucumbers! What do I have in common with an invertebrate like a sea cucumber? Is it okay for you to concentrate on eating? Don't spend most of your time staring at me in a daze!

"Because, Sister Yingran once told me that sea cucumbers are better for men's bodies, so I wrote them down...... So yesterday I deliberately cut a lot of sea cucumbers, hoping that Ye Lin will be healthier and healthier after eating! ”

The school doctor taught you the female hooligan again, I should have known that the so-called men eating sea cucumbers are beneficial, which means that sea cucumbers can be aphrodisiac! Chen Yingran, you just treat men as a tool to vent your desires!

It must have been Aunt Ren who saw that Xiaoqin had cut too many sea cucumbers, so she had no choice but to increase the amount of chicken, and Zuihou made a big pot of braised sea cucumber and bamboo shoots...... It's no wonder that the mother and daughter can eat it all! Xiaoqin, you were premeditated at all! Aunt Ren is so busy going to the set every day, and she has to be teased by you!

I found that Xiaoqin only picks up chicken and spring shoots to eat, and even if she accidentally catches the sea cucumber, she will put it in my bowl.

"Why don't you eat sea cucumbers yourself? I think you like seafood! ”

"Hmm...... I prefer the original seafood, such as boiled shrimp and steamed crab, which are all good! Xiaoqin said unconsciously Tian Tian Tian lips.

"I don't like to eat it when it's mixed with other things......" Xiaoqin Zuihou smiled bitterly.

You've got a lot of problems! And shrimp, crab, and sea cucumber are all relatively valuable ingredients, right? Do you want to make up for your lack of cooking with expensive ingredients? The squad leader can use all kinds of ordinary ingredients to make more delicious meals!

Xiaoqin didn't know what I was thinking, she looked at me with a smile, and said:

"Actually, the whole sea cucumber boiled in white water tastes pretty good!"

Huh? It's just boiled in plain water, and it's not cut, so how can you eat a thing?

"Just put it in your mouth and bite it!" Xiaoqin had a pure smile on her face like a foodie, "Once my mother didn't know whether to stew soup or what to do, in short, I cooked a lot of sea cucumbers, so I took advantage of my mother's inattention and secretly took one as a snack to eat......

"But I ate sea cucumber while reading comic books, and my mother saw it only halfway through eating, not to say that the way I ate sea cucumber is unsightly, I will not be allowed to eat it like that in the future!"

"Mom is too much! People just put the sea cucumber in their mouths temporarily when they turn the page! I've worked so hard to be a girl, how can I say I'm behaving indecently! After all, it's because I'm against reading shoujo manga! ”

Xiao Qin grumbled angrily, not understanding what she was wrong at that time.

But I immediately thought of an important category in H comics: tentacles.

In a nutshell, this category is to have all kinds of monsters with tentacles (such as octopusians) appear, and use their slimy and disgusting tentacles to play with unfortunate beautiful girls.

Xiaoqin looks like a half-cut sea cucumber while reading the comics, if she is seen by someone who is obscene in her heart (such as Gonggong Cao), she will definitely be crazy about the plot of the tentacles, right?

"Haha, I can finally go to school with Ye Lin today!"

After eating breakfast together, Xiaoqin happily picked up her schoolbag.

I said coldly, "It's still early, I'm going to go for a run at Dongshan Lake." ”

"Go...... Where to go? Xiaoqin immediately looked sad.

"When I go to Dongshan Lake, I run around the lake three times a day."

I said casually, and then regretted that I could tell my daily itinerary so easily: Xiaoqin won't run after me every day from now on, right? Then I lost even this rare time to think about life!

Unexpectedly, after hearing the words "Dongshan Lake", Xiaoqin turned her head sideways and bit her fingernails nervously.

"It's a pity! Because there are terrible things in Dongshan Lake, I—I'm afraid I can't go with Ye Lin! Woo woo woo ~ ~~~"

I sobbed quietly, probably for fear of waking up my father, who was still asleep.

I'm curious if there's anything on this shijie that scares Xiaoqin. Although the area of Winter Mountain Lake is not small, it is impossible to hide the monster of Loch Ness in it, right?

I usually go for a run first and then come back for dinner, and I rarely go for a run with a school bag.

I told Qin that she could wait at my house and wait for me to run back before we went to school together.

Because of the food she brought me, I was too embarrassed to refuse the request to go to school together.

But Xiaoqin said that if I wasn't at home, she wouldn't know how to say hello if Uncle Ye woke up.

"That...... I'll help Ye Lin take the schoolbag to school, even if there is no one from Ye Lin, I can feel at ease with only the schoolbag, so I have to do it......"

After saying that, she stretched out her two hands pitifully, hoping that I would hand over my schoolbag to her and take it away.

I fulfilled her wish to not be on the stage.

When we went out together, I found that a piece of white plasticine was stuck to the cat's eye of the security door of my house.

Isn't it chewing gum but plasticine? Bear children generally don't use plasticine to plug other people's cat's eyes, right? And such a big piece? It can be used to pinch the robot cat, okay!?

I cast a suspicious gaze on Celery's pretended innocent face.

"You did it, didn't you? If you think about it, you definitely did it! You first blocked the cat's eye, and then covered your mouth and said that you were a courier, so as to trick me into opening the door, right? If I hadn't woken up, I wouldn't have fallen for you! ”

Xiaoqin hugged my schoolbag, looking very wronged, and shook her head desperately.

"I didn't do it! I could swear to God! If I do this kind of thing, let me marry Ye Lin to make amends! ”

Who is going to marry you? I was skeptical just now, but now that you say that, I'm completely sure you did it! And you didn't marry to make amends, but to make me suffer!

When parting at the street entrance, Xiaoqin waved to me with tears in her eyes:

"Please be careful on the road! Be sure to come to me at school! ”

Passers-by who don't know the inside story thought she was going to send me to the front.

As soon as I ran half a circle around Dongshan Lake, I saw the old man in the kung fu shirt.

The old man was as energetic as ever, he twisted the long hair on his chest, stared at my running posture for a few seconds, and suddenly said:

"Xiao Yezi, you come and beat me."

"Huh?"

"Don't talk nonsense! I'll let you hit me! Fight with all your might! ”