1. Chu is impregnated with subway diagnosis
At this time, in the clinical examination room of the laboratory department of Tong'an Rehabilitation Hospital, Luthos Zhengyi lost his temper angrily:
"Some people say that the laboratory department is the back garden of the leader's house, and there are only a few people in our clinical inspection room, how many people are there, who is picking flowers in the back garden of the dean's house? Why was it that I was just half an hour late in the morning, and the dean was blocked at the door of the clinical examination room? And every time I was off duty for two minutes, the dean would come to the inspection room and walk around? Can anyone tell me why? Why is the dean so precise in capturing my information every time? ”
"That's because the dean misses you."
Yang Zihe leisurely looked at the fluttering pothos and teased: "Our new dean doesn't miss you in general, he misses you quite a lot, and he wants to catch you like crazy, so as to correct the atmosphere of being late and leaving early in our hospital." ”
"Yang Zior, you're looking for a smoke! A person like me who works like Pothos can definitely be an example for doctors in various departments, cut, catch me to correct the atmosphere of my hospital, don't even think about it. ”
The pothos was next to the centrifuge in the clinical inspection department, while putting the biochemical blood into the centrifuge for centrifugation, while rolling her eyes and shaking her face, looking for the ballast and getting angry.
"What do you mean, our inspection room is the harem. Zhen Huanchuan, I usually like to make a small report on your pothos, and then go to the next fishing cover? ”
The old doctor Lu Zhuozhuo is most disgusted with the arrogant face of the green pothos, and always feels that the young demon, coupled with the distorted eyebrows and eyes, is about to catch up with Mama Rong in "Returning the Pearl".
Dr. Lu blocked the pothos's words, raised his head slightly from the urine instrument, and swept his eyes in the direction of the pothos, and a strong light from the thick lenses made the pothos feel cold.
At this time, Yang Zi raised his buttocks, walked towards the door of the department, and muttered: "You continue to biao, I'll go to the bathroom, Xiao Lu, after you are doing it, be careful for me, and stare at my little work." ”
The pothos "cut" and said with a smile: "So much work has not been done, and you are going to race the gods again?" ”
"Tell them to get the test sheet later, and I'll be there in a moment."
Yang Zihe yawned, dragged open the door of the department and hurriedly fled.
The pothos covers the centrifuge, and the biochemical blood is spinning at a speed of 3000 rpm in the "buzzing" sound.
At this time, Lu Luo's voice was ten times more amplified and said: "Doctor Lu, I respect you for being an old doctor, why do you take it as soon as I speak?" Then you say, why am I a minute late, and the dean arrested me? Someone must be messing with me behind my back......"
"You're a minute late? I just said that I was half an hour late, why did it become a minute in the blink of an eye? ”
Saying this, Lu Luo saw that Lu Zhuo suddenly lowered his head, continued to concentrate on his work, and was just about to take over-
I saw that Chu Xianran had a complicated expression on his face, and his eyes seemed to convey a message of blocking, and then he found that Lu Zhuo was pretending to look at the results of each urine in the urine meter.
Green Pothos was amused in her heart, pursed her lips, and said angrily: "Why, when you mention who went to the dean to tell the dean, you are so scared that you don't dare to squeak?" ”
Everyone is busy, she is alone, everyone is quiet, she is alone.
The result of the trouble-
"Doctor Green, what's the matter? With so many patients out there waiting for test orders, you're done? Started rambling? The voice is so loud that it overshadows the sound of the centrifuge......"
When Lu Pothos looked back, her face suddenly turned red, and her voice began to stutter: "Courtyard...... Long...... Why did you come down to earth in person? We were so flattered! ”
"Flattered?"
This Chinese New Year's Eve, a Ph.D. graduate from Stanford University, once returned to China because of the discovery of human genetic gene X molecules to fill the gap in the world, and was personally appointed by the leaders of the municipal bureau as the president of Tong'an Rehabilitation Hospital, the academic leader of XX medical genome, and the doctoral supervisor and visiting professor of XXX University in the United States, which can be described as a young talent.
Now his eyes are deep, with a bit of foreign arrogance and mystery, he speaks kindly, but his eyes are full of indifference, as if he is a buddy with anyone, but no one will become his buddy.
At this time, the dean stared at the green pothos and said coldly: "It's really not the right time for me, the dean, to come!" Interrupted Xiao Lu to speak freely, come on, come on, Xiao Lu, what do you have of any opinion on me Zeng Yixuan, you can mention it in person, I Zeng Yixuan has just taken over as the dean for half a year, it is inevitable that there are some management negligence, now is the working time, you can come to my office after work, we sit down and talk, and you also express your opinions. I would also like to hear the opinions and suggestions of the doctors in the department. As a place to save lives and help the wounded, there is no trivial matter in the work, if Xiaolu can propose a one, two, three to my work, I Zeng Yixuan is willing to listen. ”
When the green pothos heard it, she shouted bad things in her heart, it must be the dean standing behind her and hearing her own talk, what should I do? Use Luo Luo's trick, hurry up, seventy-two changes, charming and charming-
The pothos turned her face faster than she turned a book, and then her eyelashes trembled, her smile was slight, and her face was full of flattery:
"Dean, you can always find problems at the first time, I am here, I just read you, you can always arrive at the first time, you really take care of us here! Think about it, you are so full of opportunities, and you still have to come to our clinical examination room to listen to the doctor's voice, what a corporal Lixian! ”
The pothos collected the intestines and scraped the stomach and searched the brain, and the words of the sycophants piled up: "Thinking about the past, you always found out the problems of our clinical inspection department for the first time and gave us feedback, you are really from a high position!" You don't think our understanding is too low, always pull us to follow you to make progress together, for these, you come to our laboratory from time to time, brainwash for us, check the gates, our empty little head, after your baptism, suddenly become with the sun and the moon, with the times, dean, you are really our leader! ”
Everyone watched the performance of the pothos in amazement, and they all nodded and said, "Master!" What a master of sycophancy! ”
Seeing that the dean was beside him, Lu Luo did not faint, nor did he have joy on his face, he just nodded to himself and said lightly: "Little Green is eloquent!" The next time the hospital speech contest will let Xiaolu participate. ”
"Xiaolu, I didn't see it, the laboratory talent!" Seeing Lu Zhuo Zhuo give a thumbs up, the pothos had a false alarm, it should be regarded as a thrill and no danger, and it was spent safely!
Luluo said cheekily: "The encouragement of the leaders and comrades, Luluo accepts, please give two more chirps for Lupos and support Luluo to participate in the speech contest." ”
The applause rang out, and the hand of the pothos wearing medical gloves made a sound of "plop, pounce", which was the hardest working person in the shooting, and the pothos said coquettishly: "Welcome the dean to our clinical examination room to visit and guide." ”
The dean looked around and found Di Yuge, who was looking at the microscope seriously with his head down, and asked, "Director Di, I saw Dr. Yang come to work in the morning, what's wrong?" He's not here? ”