2. The dean visited the laboratory department

Di Yuge raised his head from the microscope binocular tube, looked at the empty Yang Zihe workbench, and replied unhurriedly: "Oh, Dr. Yang, right! Dr. Yang, he went to the bathroom......"

"Wow", laughing, everyone nodded and said neatly: "Doctor Yang, he really went to the bathroom." ”

The pothos stood upright, straightened his chest, and said with a smile:

"Dean, what do you have to do with Dr. Yang, if you have anything, give it to Xiaomei Chunliangzi's green pothos! Junliangko Komi, the pothos promises to complete the task. ”

The dean glanced at the pothos, frowned and said, "What a good girl, why is the whole Japanese name, you don't know the Japanese devils during the Anti-Japanese War!" All right! Doctor Green, just go for you! Go to Haidian for a consultation, and the address is on the test sheet! ”

The dean immediately raised his right hand, and the green pothos saw that the dean's fingers were holding a test sheet.

"Haidian? So far? The pothos approached, and saw a few words written on the test sheet: "Routine inspection of rice green liquid." ”

The pothos was dumbfounded and stammered, "What? Routine examination of rice green liquid? Dean, you can't be mistaken! Why do we need to go to the clinic for routine examination of rice green liquid? ”

Lu Zhuo joked: "Xiaolu, are you a talent!" If you want to go, you must take the rice green liquid pipe Shunshun and send it for inspection! ”

Luthos said with disgust on his face: "Oh, I wear a Beijing city, do the subway, chase the bus, carry my beautiful little bag, five people and six people, and then go to the subway station, open the bag security check, but there is a man OOXX product inside, the warm Hemeng exudes a vague smell, then what should the subway security personnel think of me!" Dean, I will put food in my small bag in the future, do you think I can still eat it? Dean, can you bear to let such a beautiful girl as a flower go and get that thing? ”

When the dean heard this, he stared at the pothos, and when he saw that the pothos still wanted to say, he nodded and said, "Little green, you go on...... talk"

"Dean, you let me speak freely, then my little beauty and pure Liangzi will talk to you about the harm again. This time I went to his house again, and he insulted the girl on a whim, and then the girl was the sister-in-law of Xianglin, who called the sky should not be, and the earth was not spiritual. Dean, my little beauty and pure good son have fallen into the claws of the wolf since then, and there is no longer a possibility of pure goodness, dean, what do you say I should do at that time? Isn't it time to make you responsible?"

Green Pothos stretched out her hand to the dean, pretending to be helpless, and saw that several people in the clinical inspection department really shouted in their hearts: "What a master!" ”

Green pothos then affirmed: "What's more, that thing won't be sent for inspection for half an hour, and it won't work!" In order to ensure that his fee is not paid in vain, the liquid is not left in vain, and the examination is more timely and accurate, dean, you still mobilize him to come to the hospital for a comprehensive physical examination, and let the male doctor in the massage department do you want to take out the mucus and send it for testing immediately, dean, do you think this is okay? ”

"The cost of the visit is expensive, the driver is waiting below, please rest assured in terms of safety, it is just a routine inspection before marriage, originally he paid the fee, and came to check today, but unexpectedly there was a car accident in the previous stage, he was seriously injured, and the wedding could not be postponed, this car accident, the woman's parents were afraid of hurting his little brother, so he had to show a report in this regard, therefore, our hospital considered the patient and could only agree to go out."

Saying this, the dean turned his head to the green pothos and said, "Little Green, do you have any other opinions?" If you go, without further ado, if you don't go, Xiao Chu, you slip a little bit and go. ”

As soon as the green pothos heard the dean's words, it was much more affordable, and she could skip the class for half a day, and she felt that it was more cost-effective to use an abacus in her heart, so she continued:

"Dean, don't worry! If you don't look at the monk's face and look at the money face, I'll go, can't I go! ”

The green pothos stretched out her five claws and looked at it with a sigh: "My claws are clear and jade!" Since then, I have fallen into the dirt, and my heart and liver are trembling when I think of this. ”

When the dean heard this, he smiled and said, "You have a lot of laboratory departments!" At present, the obstetrics and gynecology department is a male doctor, and the obstetrics and gynecology department also welcomes male doctors. ”

The pothos kept jumping: "It's changed, the way of the world has changed, dean, why is this?" ”

"Because the male doctor can carry and carry! Think about it, now all mothers are overnourished, how heavy! Generally, a female gynecologist with a small body can't really move it. ”

"Well, that makes sense."

When the dean heard this, he continued: "Now in our hospital, it is the female doctor who circumcises, and the male and female nurses who catheter urinate. As long as you walk into the hospital, there is only a distinction between medical staff and non-medical personnel, there is no distinction between men and women, Xiaolu, I believe that you are a competent medical worker, I am optimistic about you! ”

"Okay, dean, under your explanation, I will be a red and solid Great Wall brick in our hospital, as long as I hear the call of the hospital, my little beauty and pure Liangzi will go to the soup and go to the fire, run from the fire, say goodbye, I will change my clothes - go you!"

Pothos made a walking pose, smiled and pinched the test sheet from the dean's hand, glanced at it, put it on the operating table, took off the rubber gloves on his hands, stepped on the yellow medical trash can, threw the rubber gloves inside, turned around, and rushed into the changing room next to the clinical examination room.

When the dean saw it, he told Luluo: "Bring medical disinfection supplies, their family is more particular, please don't wear work clothes when you go to the clinic." Oh, by the way, there is the driver's contact number on the test sheet, and if there is any accident, call me immediately. ”

Luthos was in the changing room, and kept promised: "Okay, dean, you have a lot of opportunities, how can you worry about this little thing, you can go back first!" Pothos is guaranteed to complete the task. ”

After a while, the green pothos probe, seeing that the dean was really not indoors, rushed out, and saw Chu Dipping and Dipping, and Lu Zhuo was already laughing.

Lu Pothos smiled helplessly: "call, you know that laughter is so bad that this girl's chest can't be buckled." ”

When Lu Zhuo heard this, he pointed to the green pothos that came out in a hurry and laughed even harder, choking and coughing, and patted his chest for a while before laughing: "You still call it breasts?" It's just a youth bean on the airport, and if you don't see it, that's called punctuality. ”

Lu Zhuo Zhuo watched as Lu Luo pulled open his collar, looked inside, and then said with a smile: "The ancients: how big the chest is, how big the stage is, Lu Luo, your stage will also revolve around the director and the laboratory department in our hospital!" ”

When Chu Xianran heard this, his face turned slightly red, and he glanced at Lu Zhuo Zhuo and said, "Doctor Lu is disrespectful to the old man, and he made fun of me and the pothos." ”

"call, laugh again, laugh again, this girl will go to a big Mac tomorrow, see who dares to laugh, when the time comes, you will be envious, jealous and hateful!"

After saying this, he squeezed his chest again, and said: "As long as you want to squeeze your chest, there are still you, Doctor Lu, you are a post-60s generation, your mouth is full of magnifying cannons, and if you can't control the gate, I have to fight with you again!" Okay, I'm high-spirited, I won't tell you, Doctor Lu, hurry up and think about your girlfriend's object! Don't waste time on me, come on, Ben girl is gone. ”

Luthos casually picked up the test sheet on the operating table and read: "Ren Xuyu, male, 27 years old." Whatever it takes? 27 years old? ”