Chapter 5 Ben Meow is not a glutton

"Sao Nian, you are a person who can do business, and you have earned two thousand taels of silver in this meeting, well, yes, it is worth encouraging."

After Lin Tang sent Li Tieniu away, the orange cat woke up from his sleep, his four paws were close to the ground, his body was slightly bowed, his tail was cocked, and he stretched comfortably.

Lin Tang smacked his lips and said: "It's just that the silver on this rammer is too little, if it is a few thousand taels more, my brother's performance this month will not have to worry." ”

Orange Cat Bai glanced at this guy who said that he was fat and immediately gasped, "You can only deceive a fool like Li Kui!" ”

"Li Kui? Why does this name sound so familiar? ”

"Didn't your history teacher tell you about the Water Margin?"

"Well, I really don't have this, my math teacher taught me history."

“……”

Lin Tang tilted his head in embarrassment, and suddenly woke up, "Damn, you said that the gluttonous rammer just now is the Black Whirlwind Li Kui, one of the one hundred and eight generals of the Water Margin?" ”

The orange cat covered her forehead with her paws, "Your reflex arc is really long!" ”

Lin Tang showed an embarrassed but polite smile.

The orange cat teased, "Is the math teacher who taught you history still alive?" ”

Lin Tang shook his head and said, "He died in a car accident the year before last!" ”

"Then you should take the time to pay your respects." The orange cat smiled mysteriously, "I already feel that the teacher's coffin board is about to be overwhelmed. ”

“……”

Lin Tang remembered something and couldn't help asking, "You haven't told me yet, why did the people of the Song Dynasty come to this inn, did I really cross over?" ”

"I really want to know?"

Lin Tang nodded.

The orange cat said, "Go and make me a instant noodle, add ham." Another bag of spicy strips, a bag of pickled pepper and phoenix feet, and a bag of spicy and fragrant dried ......"

"I've already sold all these things to Li Kui, haven't you seen them too?"

"I saw you take a few bags and put them in your pocket before giving them to him."

A wry smile appeared on the corner of Lin Tang's mouth, and he took out the things in his pocket to see that they were exactly as good as the orange cat asked for by name.

Lin Tang didn't support the wall, so he obeyed the orange cat's titanium eyes.

Lin Tang pursed his lips, "Didn't you say before that you couldn't look down on anything that we mortals ate except for small dried fish, why did you slap yourself in the face now?" ”

The orange cat, who was poked in the sore spot, glared at Lin Tang fiercely, "This meow is not to satisfy his appetite, but to try the method in person to see if the things you sell to the guests are fakes that deceive the guests, otherwise what if you smash the golden sign of our flying inn?" ”

If it weren't for the fact that when he saw the orange cat talking, he kept staring at the pickled pepper phoenix paw and swallowing his saliva, Lin Tang almost believed it.

"With such a hasty excuse, I can't even open a leave note."

"What did you say?" The orange cat stretched out its fleshy little paws, directly turning the chair in front of Lin Tang into powder.

"Well, I said I'm going to give you instant noodles to eat."

Lin Tang hurriedly found an excuse to slip away.

When he came back with a bowl of hot instant noodles, he was surprised to find that several bags of snacks had all been swept away, and the orange cat that was leisurely licking his paws saw Lin Tang go and return, and hurriedly put on a cold fairy who didn't eat fireworks in the world, oh no, it was a fairy cat.

"I'm still a drama spirit."

Lin Tang secretly laughed in his heart, put the instant noodles in front of the orange cat, and teased: "Why don't I go to the toilet again, avoid it, and come back after you finish eating?" ”

The orange cat rolled her eyes angrily and coldly spit out two words, "No! ”

"Then I'll watch you eat." Lin Tang smiled and rubbed his hands, "I've never seen a cat eat instant noodles with a fork in my life, and today is just an opportunity to increase my knowledge." ”

"Get out!"

The orange cat roared almost growling.

"Haha!"

Seeing that the orange cat who was being teased by himself was annoyed and angry, Lin Tang was in a good mood, and most of the depression in his chest squeezed before disappeared.

With the excuse of going to the toilet, Lin Tang hid in the corner under the stairs and only poked out half of his head to peek.

Not to mention, the orange cat is round and cute, and the appearance of eating noodles is also very kawaii, especially when it lifts the noodle bucket with its meaty paws and drinks soup on its back, it can turn the hearts of countless girls.

Satisfied, rubbing the bulging belly with his little paws, the orange cat said lightly: "Sao Nian, this meow has finished eating, do you still want to continue to peek?" ”

Lin Tang smiled, walked out of the hiding place, and said with a smile on his face: "Xiao Tiantian, how is it, this instant noodles still have your appetite?" ”

The orange cat wiped his mouth and said arrogantly: "So-so, it's not as delicious as dried fish." ”

"Really?" Lin Tang smiled evilly, "I was thinking of buying some snacks tomorrow, and by the way, change the taste, like the dried tofu you eat, not only has a spicy taste, but also a garlic flavor, barbecue flavor, spicy flavor, etc., as for instant noodles, there are more, what chicken stewed mushroom noodles, Laotan sauerkraut noodles, etc., there are countless of them." Alas, it's a pity that you don't like to eat, it seems that I just need to buy one for one. ”

"Hmph, Ben Meow is not a glutton...... Well, if that instant noodle has a spicy taste, you can buy me a bucket, oh no, three buckets. ”

"Cut!" Lin Tang pursed his lips and asked with a smile, "Can you tell me about the crossing now?" ”

The orange cat nodded, "This has to start with this inn, I think my master was one of the few powerful people in heaven and earth......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Lin Tang, "Wait, such a wonderful story, I have to grab some melon seeds and listen to them while eating." ”

Looking at Lin Tang, who rushed to the back of the counter to get melon seeds, the orange cat shook his head helplessly.

Lin Tang held a handful of melon seeds and moved a small bench to sit in front of the orange cat, "Okay, you can say it." ”

"I think that my master back then was one of the few great powers in heaven and earth, and he had the supreme immortal law......"

"Don't worry, I remembered, there's a bottle of Coke in the drawer on the counter, you wait, I'll bring it."

After speaking, Lin Tang stood up in a chic manner and went to get the Coke.

When he came back, he found that the orange cat was gone, and he couldn't help but be a little puzzled, "Hey, Britney, where have you been?" Is there an urgency to urinate? Or do you have a bad stomach? Speed solve, I'm waiting for you to tell you a story. ”

"Don't talk about it, you don't want to know the secrets of the inn in your life."

The orange cat's grumbling voice came from all directions.

Lin Tang couldn't cry or laugh, "I took off my pants, uh, no, I brought Coke and melon seeds, you just dry me here, bear it?" ”

"Patience!" The orange cat said nonchalantly.

"......" Lin Tang looked around and asked again: "There is no place to live here, where will I sleep tonight?" ”

"Of course, I went back to sleep, remember to come to work early tomorrow, and of course don't forget to bring me small dried fish and spicy instant noodles."

"You're teasing me, it's all at this point, how can I go back?"

"You open the door to the inn and you go back to the rental house."

Lin Tang raised his eyebrows, "So amazing?" ”

"That's it, Ben Meow is going to sleep, Ann."

Lin Tang opened the door of the inn suspiciously, and as soon as he stepped on the threshold, he felt a cold wind blowing, and his upper and lower teeth trembled.

Looking left and right, it's so close that I'm not scared to death!

This is his rental house, which is clearly on a hundred-foot high cliff.

If Lin Tang took another step forward, he would fall into the abyss.

"Damn, you're fooling me, you're such a cautious bad cat."

Lin Tang scolded and retreated to the inn, but when he turned around, a mysterious force appeared without warning, and suddenly hit him, and then, there was no more.

Lin Tang, who looked confused, quickly fell towards the abyss, and the voice of the orange cat joking sounded in his ears.

"Hmph, I don't give you some color, I really think this meow is a hollow kitty?"