Chapter 4: I like a cheerful person like you

Li Tieniu didn't know what spicy strips were, but he saw Lin Tang eating sweetly, and unconsciously his mouth was full of relish, and he asked with a shy face: "Good brother, what are you eating?" ”

Lin Tang pouted, "Are you a Chinese man, don't you even know the spicy strips?" ”

Li Tieniu shook his head honestly, "I am from the Song Dynasty, and I live in Baizhang Village, Yishui County, Yizhou, so I really don't know what this spicy strip is." I don't know where the Huaxia in my brother's mouth is, I only know that there is Liao outside the Song Dynasty. ”

"Song people? Liaoguo? What the hell, did my brother cross over? ”

Thinking about it carefully, Lin Tang glanced at the orange cat not far away, and found that the latter was nodding at him, and suddenly his mind was blank, and only a song [Cool Cool] remained.

was first tricked by a cat to work as a coolie, then met an inn during the Republic of China, and now crossed for no reason......

Oh my God, who knows what I've been through this day, do I really have to watch the yellow calendar next time I go out?

Lin Tang wanted to cry without tears.

"Brother, didn't Tie Niu's words arouse homesickness?"

Li Tieniu didn't speak for a long time when he saw the ugly Lin Tang, and asked in a low voice.

"Don't worry, just think of something faint."

Lin Tang came back to his senses and shook his head with a wry smile.

"Good brother, this is called spicy...... Spicy strips, can you let me taste it, I see the sweetness of your food, and I remember it tightly. ”

Li Tieniu swallowed his saliva and smiled shyly.

"Take it!"

It's just a pack of spicy strips, Lin Tang naturally won't be stingy, he reached out and threw it directly to Li Tieniu.

Li Tieniu smiled, caught the spicy strip and gnawed violently, and then the voice of resentment came into Lin Tang's ears.

"Brother, aren't you playing tricks on me, this spicy strip is not delicious at all, not only can't chew it, but it also has a strange taste, it's not good, it's not good."

Damn, you are a Song Dynasty person who has never seen the world, and you dare to question the classic food of my Great Celestial Empire, is there something wrong with your sense of taste, or is there something wrong with your brain?

Lin Tang raised his head suspiciously, looked at it fixedly, and was in danger of dying of anger.

"Rammed goods, who let you eat the outside bag? Spicy strips are talking about the red oil inside. ”

Lin Tang helplessly supported his forehead, he was uneducated, it was terrible.

"My lord! Why don't you say something earlier, and teach Tie Niu to rejoice! ”

Li Tieniu was embarrassed to piggy his head, hurriedly spit out the spicy strips in his mouth, followed Lin Tang's example, brutally tore open the packaging bag, took out half a bag of red, oily spicy strips, and stuffed them all into his mouth in one go, quite a bit of the taste of Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit.

Lin Tang was overjoyed and asked with a smile, "How does it feel, is it delicious?" ”

"Well...... Li Tieniu was stunned for a long time, and said: "I was in a hurry to eat just now, and I didn't taste the taste of birds, so I can eat all the rest, and then tell you what it tastes like." ”

"Wow......" Lin Tang couldn't laugh or cry.

Li Tieniu poured the remaining half of the bag of spicy strips into his mouth, but this time he didn't swallow it, but closed his eyes and chewed it with an intoxicated face.

"Well, that's good, chewy, spicy, but cool. It's much more refreshing than eating Rausch. ”

"Why, my mouth is spicy! My bowels are running out! “

"Wow wow, wow, very hooked, so unhappy. Good brother, where did you get this good thing, how can it be ten thousand better than the emperor's imperial food. After eating such a delicacy, my life is not in vain! ”

Li Tieniu screamed so hard that it took a long time to stop his madness.

After licking all the soup on the packaging bag, Li Tieniu put the red oil on his fingers one by one into his mouth and sucked it, still unsatisfied.

"Good brother, why don't you give me some spicy strips, I can't eat enough of such deliciousness."

Li Tieniu, who had not yet finished his fun, stepped forward, smiling flatteringly, and the folds of flesh were squeezed together, like chrysanthemums blooming in the wind.

"Don't get so close to my brother, I'm panicking!"

Seeing a strong man with five big and three thick, posing as a bird, Lin Tang only felt a twitch in his stomach, and he almost didn't vomit out all the instant noodles he had just eaten.

The picture is too beautiful to look at.

"Good brother, give me some spicy strips, can I buy them with silver?"

Deeply impressed by the deliciousness of the spicy strips, Li Tieniu begged again.

"Silver?"

Lin Tang had a flash of inspiration in his mind, so he said in embarrassment: "Brother Tie Niu, you also know that such delicacies are not easy to get, so the price is naturally not cheap. ”

"There's a door!" Li Tieniu said secretly, patted his chest and said, "Brother, although I said it, I Tieniu bought it at the price." ”

Lin Tang thought for a moment and stretched out a finger.

Li Tieniu smiled, "One or two pieces of silver, it's easy to say, give me ten bags." ”

Lin Tang shook his head.

"Oh, how can such a delicacy be worth a tael, I'm afraid it's worth ten times the price. It just so happened that I had a big ingot of silver in my arms, and I would like to give it to you! ”

Li Tieniu was about to take out the silver from his arms, but when he raised his eyes, he saw that Lin Tang was still shaking his head, and couldn't help but be a little anxious, "Could it be that it's not ten taels, but a hundred taels?" ”

Lin Tang smiled and nodded, "Exactly!" ”

Li Tieniu immediately jumped to his feet, "Good brother, aren't you just a bag of spicy strips, is it worth all this silver?" One hundred taels is enough for me to live happily in the emperor's city for several days! ”

Lin Tang boasted to himself, "No matter how expensive the things in the capital are, it is also an ordinary product, can it have my spicy noodles delicious?" And I only have ten bags of spicy strips left, and if you don't buy them, I'll eat them all in a while. ”

Li Tieniu was so anxious that he scratched his head, "I know that this spicy strip is delicious, it's not an ordinary thing, but the price is too high, I ...... I only have two thousand taels of silver in my arms, and Brother Song asked me to give it to Brother Gongsun, so I don't dare to take it out and squander it privately! ”

The ramming of goods is easy to deal with, this has not been tempted, so I will expose the old bottom by myself, tsk, don't you let me play with it?

Lin Tang raised his eyebrows proudly, took out a bag of pickled pepper phoenix feet, a bag of spicy dried beans, and a bag of big knife meat from the bag, and gently placed them in front of Li Tieniu.

"What are these?" Li Tieniu asked suspiciously.

Lin Tang smiled: "It's almost the same as the spicy strip you just ate, you can taste it!" ”

"Do you want money?" Li Tieniu asked weakly.

When he saw Lin Tang shaking his head, Li Tieniu couldn't wait to tear open the packaging bags of the three snacks, and praised while feasting.

"Hmm, how can this paw be so delicious, and it's even spicier than the spicy strips I ate before, it's so fucking enjoyable!"

"What is this, slippery, spicy, fragrant, I Tie Niu is a little reluctant to eat it in one bite."

……

Li Tieniu was completely caught in the temptation of the Celestial Empire's snacks this time, staring at Lin Tang with his eyes blank, no, to be exact, staring at the bag of snacks that Lin Tang held in his arms.

"Well, these three snacks are not bad, right?" Lin Tang asked with a smile.

Li Tieniu nodded, "My lord, I lived in vain in the first half of my life!" ”

Lin Tang had a stronger smile in his eyes, pointed to the plastic bag in his arms, and said in a tone full of temptation: "How about exchanging the two thousand taels of silver in your arms for the delicious snacks in my hands?" In addition to what you have eaten before, I also have ham sausages, instant noodles, pickled pepper beef tendons and a lot of other delicacies, which will make sure you eat it once and have an endless aftertaste for life! ”

"I want to exchange it with my brother, but I said before that the silver is not mine, but it is just stored here for me, but I can't do it!"

"Don't be so brainless, the silver is gone, you can make it again. And don't you think that if you carry such a big bag, delicious and damn snacks are a hundred times better than sending a pile of silver? Besides, these things of mine are immortal products that you Song people can't eat in your life, if you give a little to that person surnamed Gongsun, wouldn't it be more face-saving? Brother Tieniu, think about it, after this village, there is no such shop! ”

Li Tieniu was silent for a long time, slapped the table and shouted: "Isn't it just two thousand taels of silver, if you change it, if Brother Gongsun doesn't want it, I will go by myself, have a good meal, and relieve my hunger, as for the silver, it is not too late to pay him back slowly in the future!"

Lin Tang's eyes narrowed, "I just like a cheerful person like you (sha bi)!" ”