The squad leader held the leash tightly, as if I was going to snatch her treasure.

"You and Xiaoqin...... And Pooh, isn't it having fun? What's the point of lending me a puppy for a while? ”

The squad leader said to me in a slightly willful tone unexpectedly.

not only called such a fat Obama a "puppy", but also implied some meaning of "I'm so pitiful".

Originally, I just thought that the squad leader might be too busy to take care of the dog while maintaining order, and wanted to help, but now the situation seems like a wicked person.

"Then take good care of it!" I said, "Back in the city between now and tomorrow, Obama is all up to you!" But ......"

"But what?" The squad leader thought I was going to offer some quid pro quo.

"But let me take a picture of my swimsuit as a souvenir! ......"

Actually, I didn't say the above sentence, otherwise I would have become Gonggong Cao.

"However, squad leader, you are in the same room as Gong Caicai, where do you put the dog when you sleep at night? Gong Caicai seems to be afraid of large dogs......"

"I'll figure it out again." The squad leader, who thought I might make some excessive demands, breathed a sigh of relief.

I walked towards the picnic mat where Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue were, and when I walked back, I found Xu Lijun hiding behind a tree drinking a can of Yanjing beer.

"You kid is so fat!" I laughed and scolded, "If you don't graduate from junior high school, you will become a graduate student (tobacco and alcohol student)!" Aren't you afraid of being seen by the squad leader!? ”

"Shhhh I finally brought it up secretly, and the squad leader was distracted because he had a dog, and if he didn't drink it now, he wouldn't have time to drink it! ”

"That's right...... But after you drink it, the empty jar can be disposed of, otherwise if the squad leader finds out......"

"Don't worry! I've thought about it for a long time! I'll stuff it into my own backpack and sneak it down the mountain! ”

I nodded in affirmation of Xu Lijun's handling of it, and Xu Lijun said: "The one who sees it has a share, I still have a can, do you want to drink it?" ”

It's a bit embarrassing to say, but I'm actually overwhelmed.

And once you get drunk, you will become a good person who laughs from beginning to end, and I try my best to meet any requirements of others.

Because of this, once Xiaoqin took advantage of me to be drunk and asked me to sleep with her in her arms, I actually agreed, and I can't recall the specific details afterwards.

So I rejected Xu Lijun's kindness, "I'll forget it, I don't want to be bitten by the squad leader'......s dogs."

"Ye Lin, you, the sports committee, are becoming more and more like a class cadre!" Xu Lijun said with a sip of beer.

"Huh? Where to start? ”

"I've already begun to take the initiative to abide by the squad leader's rules! In a few days, maybe I won't be able to smoke in the men's room in front of you! ”

"Nonsense!" I immediately denied it, "I'm still me, you also give me less cigarettes and alcohol, otherwise if your skills regress, you will be put on the cold bench in the next basketball game!" ”

"Got it, the sports committee ......," Xu Lijun teased and hid in a more hidden place.

"Hand it over! Hand it over to me! ”

The sound of thunder suddenly appeared from behind, and I was startled, not to mention, Xu Lijun almost choked to death from beer.

When I looked back, it was Xiong Yaoyue with a smug face.

She crossed her hands on her hips, as if the chengguan had found a vendor who had set up an illegal stall, laughed twice, and then stretched out her hand.

"Those who see have a share! Give me a can! ”

"Damn, what are you girls doing to make a fuss!" I made a gesture to push her back and told her to be quiet, otherwise I would have attracted the squad leader who was concentrating on teasing the dog.

Xiaoqin didn't dare to talk to other boys, so she was still eating seafood on the spot, because Xiong Yaoyue and I were not there, and she slowed down when there was no one to cover her.

However, whenever by-products such as shrimp skin and fish bones are produced, they are thrown into the trash boxes of Xiong Yaoyue and me, and when other girls pass by, they sigh in a tone similar to that of the squad leader:

"So much garbage, Ye Lin and Pooh are really rice buckets!"

"What are you doing with beer?" Xu Lijun protected the half can in his hand, "You can't drink any good!" ”

"Cut, look down on people!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her eyebrows, "You think you know that you have to eat skewers with beer!" With the squad leader on my back, there are at least 10 brands of beer I have drunk, and compared to me, you are still a late-born junior! ”

It is conceivable that when Xiong Yaoyue was playing basketball with the boys in the commercial street, or when she was the main player of the "Steppenwolf Team" and won a qualifying match, maybe she had a barbecue and drank beer with the boys many times, right?

According to her temper, anything that can be eaten, when she sees others drinking, she must try it, and the other party can't resist her, so it doesn't matter if she is a minor or not.

Moreover, China's ban on minors not drinking alcohol is not as strict as that in the United States, and many parents do not pay attention to it, and even use chopsticks dipped in white wine to feed their grandchildren's grandfather.

"You've drunk 10 brands?" Xu Lijun was skeptical, and counted with his fingers in his heart, and seemed to come to the conclusion that he hadn't drunk enough of 10 brands.

"yes!" Xiong Yaoyue proudly pointed at herself with her thumb, "I'm amazing, right?" Don't bow your head and call me Sister Pooh! And I can drink more than 20 cans at a banquet! ”

If I drink so much at once, I won't get drunk to death? When the time comes, you won't be able to become a super good guy?

Xiaoqin ran over and said, "Classmate Ye Lin, marry me!" So I got drunk and went with her to get the license.

The squad leader said casually: "Do you want to apply for the police academy together?" "I just filled it out right away.

Amy whispered in my ear, "Brother, make love with me!" "I ......

I can't keep thinking about it! Drunk and promiscuous sex! Especially for people like me who get drunk easily, you can't drink!

Xu Lijun saw that Xiong Yaoyue's cowhide was blowing bigger and bigger, and couldn't help but complain: "You all drank with boys from other schools, right?" Be careful that you get drunk and get gang-raped by those people! ”

When Xiong Yaoyue jokes with boys on weekdays, it's like "Do your eggs hurt?" "You jerked off too much last night, didn't you?" This kind of talk is never shy about it, so when the boy talks to her, there are not too many taboos.

"They dare!" Xiong Yaoyue showed a fierce female feline expression, "And these weak convicts don't drink as much as me, every time I'm not drunk, they get under the table!" I still don't know what it's like to be drunk! ”

It's not so much that wine and meat have passed through the intestines, it's better to say that there is a black hole hidden deep in Xiong Yaoyue's stomach pouch!

"Anyway, if you don't give me beer, I'll tell the squad leader!" Xiong Yaoyue threatened Xu Lijun.

Xu Lijun was stunned, and said helplessly: "I'm afraid of you, you go to my backpack and get it yourself, if you are found by the squad leader, don't say that I gave it ......to you."

Xiong Yaoyue happily went to Xu Lijun's backpack to get a can of beer, hid by the stream and drank it herself.

"Actually...... It's not too good......" squatted by the stream and muttered to himself.

If it doesn't taste good, don't drink it! When you see others drinking, your mouth can't be idle!

"Give me the empty can when I'm done." I said to Xiong Yaoyue while looking in the direction of the squad leader vigilantly.

"Why?" Xiong Yaoyue looked up at me strangely, "You want to sell scrap?" ”

"In this barren mountain and wilderness, where can I go to find a scrap collection station! I'm going to get rid of the beer cans! Otherwise, the squad leader will find out, and it will be time to thoroughly investigate who is stealing beer! ”

"That's right, here you go!" Xiong Yaoyue quickly finished drinking a little beer and handed me the empty can.

"I'm going back and let Qin continue to feed me the skewers! Oh yes! Be the emperor! ”

Didn't you say you were the emperor just now? Will you become too emperor for a while? I'm getting older! In a few moments, it will be time to become the first emperor!

I took Xiong Yaoyue's empty beer can, pinched it with my hands, looked left and right, and couldn't find a suitable hiding place for a while.

Hiding in a backpack and taking it down the mountain is not necessarily a good idea, and there are many dreams at night.

Throwing it into the creek and drifting away will cause trouble for the people downstream, and Xiaoqin's worthless drifting bottle will be enough for them to crack it.

When he was hesitating with the pinched jar, he suddenly heard two dog barks, and the squad leader seemed to lead the dog to the side of the stream.

I didn't have time to think about it, so I immediately went behind the nearby bushes, and if the beer cans were found, it would inevitably be another interrogation.

"It'...... Does it really not bite me? ”

The first thing that came was the voice of Gong Caicai, who followed behind the squad leader, a certain distance from Obama.

"No, you're really afraid of it, I'll let you ...... Let you feed it too! ”

The squad leader seems to have made a painful decision to share the exclusive feeding right with Gong Caicai, which is a big sacrifice for the squad leader, right?

"Still, forget it...... I always felt that its mouth was so big that it would bite my hand......"

Gong Caicai didn't know the blessing in the blessing and didn't accept the kindness of the squad leader.

"Caicai, you asked me to come over, what do you want to tell me?" The squad leader asked.

"That...... It is...... In fact...... "Gong Caicai hesitated for a long time, as if she was desperately mustering up courage.

"Class class leader!!"

Gong Caicai's sudden increase in volume, as well as the stumbling name for herself, made the squad leader stunned slightly, "What the hell is going on?" ”

"It's, it's something...... Pooh and Ye Lin carried me up the mountain, I shouldn't have said bad things about them......"

Gong Caicai lowered her head, as if she had become a heinous bad person and should be executed by Ling Chi. Tears swirled in his eyes, and he looked very conflicted in his heart.

"But...... I can't help it, watching them join forces and lie to you!! ”

"Lie to me? Lie to me what? The squad leader's expression was flat, as if he knew what Gong Caicai was going to say to him.

Gong Caicai suddenly trembled violently, exaggeratingly, a bit like a single-cylinder washing machine with low quality, and Obama next to her stared at her vigilantly, thinking that she might explode.

"No! I...... I still don't have the courage! Gong Caicai cried and said to the squad leader, "I dare not say it!" Ye Lin's ...... He and ...... Pooh won't let me say!! ”

The squad leader's eyes showed a lonely look like snow for a moment, and after biting his lip, he looked up into the distance and said indifferently:

"The matter of Pooh and Ye Lin has nothing to do with me......"