[608] Even kneeling down will not work
"Master, come over and take a peek!"
Someone behind me said sneakily.
Sweeping the corner of his eye, who else could it be if it wasn't Gonggong Cao?
Cao Gong's cat was diagonally behind me, holding a miniature camera in his hand, the camera was facing the outside of the bushes, his face was full of obscenity, and he looked ill.
"You're going to die!" I lowered my voice as low as I could, "What do you think you can shoot at the creek?" Do the girls bathe in the open air here? ”
As soon as the words came out, I thought it was a bit ridiculous, the squad leader even had to oppose wild swimming, let alone take a bath in the open air, and the squad leader who agreed to do that must have burned out his brain.
"Oh, it's worthy of being a master, I actually plan to take a mandarin duck bath with the girls in the class, the realm is so lofty that the disciples can't reach it, admire, admire!"
Who wants to take a mandarin duck bath with the whole class! Do you think China is an imperial system, and I am the emperor or crown prince!
The crown prince is hopeless, although my father was named a "general" by the president of the HHH club, and recently the president also revealed that he got rid of a "traitor through the ages" around him, and maybe when will my father go to his side......
That's a general at best! What is there to show for the son of a general! I'm still self-reliant and strive to become the emperor of China!
When I run for the emperor, everyone must vote for me! In order to repay everyone, after I am elected, I will enact a law ordering all beautiful women of appropriate age to wear maid outfits and bunny girl costumes!
was thinking wildly, Gonggong Cao then confessed:
"The disciple is hiding here, but when he finds the girls squatting by the river to wash their hands, they occasionally show their waists...... Confucius said: The country is not as good as the waist of a beauty. Therefore, the disciple is here to wait for the rabbit and faithfully record the beautiful moments, so that the master can see the ......."
The Confucius you are talking about is the Confucius played by Chow Yun-fat! And I'm not a dragon eye or a wolf eye, even according to the zodiac sign is a snake eye, and the squad leader is the dragon eye!
"Master, if you are not interested in the waist, there are other things here, disciple, for example, some girls wear low-waisted pants, and when they squat, I photographed a little bit of the hip cleft......"
Whose gluteal cleft did you photograph? Xiong Yaoyue's! She was squatting deep and drinking beer just now!
I had the intention of snatching Grandpa Cao's camera, but I was afraid of making a loud noise and being heard outside.
Because of the noise on the top of the mountain and the sound of the stream flowing, the squad leader and Gong Caicai didn't notice the conversation between me and Gonggong Cao in the bushes.
"Caicai, you don't have to say it."
The squad leader saw Gong Caicai's trembling fear, struggling to tell some secrets of "Ye Lin and Pooh", thinking that she was pitiful and cute, but touched Gong Caicai's head to comfort her.
Gong Caicai, who is very short, looks like a schoolboy who has lost his door key in front of the tall Shusha.
"Don't be afraid, with me, I won't let Ye Lin and Pooh bully you, I guess they also talk casually to scare you, and these two are not so bad......"
We weren't that bad! And what Gong Caicai really wants to say is not that Xiong Yaoyue and I have done anything to be sorry for you, but that I rubbed back and forth with Xiaoqin, but Xiong Yaoyue didn't tell you for us!
Because Gong Caicai saw me kissing with the squad leader (bumping kiss?). In the front, I saw me and Xiaoqin kissing in the back (Gong Caicai, this voyeur!) So I always thought that I had a relationship with the squad leader first, and then I went to split my legs with Xiaoqin!
In Gong Caicai's conservative mind, although she doesn't think that "kissing" will "give birth to a child", the innocent order of "kissing→ getting married→ having children" is deeply rooted!
If Gong Caicai is accidentally kissed by a boy, he will definitely think from the bottom of his heart that "he can't get married"!
So in the same way, she also thinks that I can't get married to the squad leader! What a serious thing! It's terrible!
Of course, Gong Caicai, who saw me and Xiaoqin kissing, probably felt that Xiaoqin couldn't get married, but anyway, the squad leader came first, and he has been taking care of himself......
"Xiaoqin's classmates often bully me, and I ......deserve it if I can't get married."
The above is my heart of a villain, the belly of a gentleman, to Gong Caicai's dubbing, Gong Caicai's personality is pure, it shouldn't be so black.
Although in every way, Gong Caicai's idea is ridiculously wrong.
But even if she was cut by a thousand knives, she couldn't let the squad leader be kept in the dark, which was really a little touching.
"It's okay," the squad leader continued to stroke the curls on the top of Gong Caicai's head, and the posture of stroking the kitten and puppy was no different, so that Obama barked jealously, so frightened that Gong Caicai almost didn't fall.
"That time you saw me and Ye Lin in the classroom......" The squad leader recalled the scene of our lips touching, and blushed, "It was just an accident, it doesn't mean anything, Ye Lin likes Xiong Yaoyue or others, they all ...... with me."
Suddenly stopped talking and couldn't go on, grabbed Obama's leash, forced himself to calm down before continuing: "It's all about me......"
Although he tried his best to suppress his feelings, Fang Cai neither called Xiong Yaoyue "Winnie" nor "Little Bear", but called him by his full name, which he would only do when he was angry with Xiong Yaoyue in the past.
"It matters! How it doesn't matter! ”
Gong Caicai was stimulated by the sadistic expression on the squad leader's face, and suddenly mustered up the courage to shout: "--You have been harmed by Ye Lin and can't get married!!"
The squad leader was stunned: "Why can't I get married?"
"Because, because you ...... the squad leader," Gong Caicai hurriedly pointed to his mouth, "Because he kissed it here!" ”
"How can such a thing happen?" Gonggong Cao's ears were erected, and hot air was spewed out in his nostrils, "Master, you are so fast, winning the first kiss of the squad leader in the chaos is like probing and taking things, and the depth of skill is close to the ancestor of this sect, Edison Chen, and I hope to teach my disciples two tricks......"
I ignored Gonggong Cao and let him gossip beside him, but the squad leader listened to Gong Caicai's words, and he couldn't cry or laugh at first, feeling that Gong Caicai's expression was so serious and his tone was so intense, it was a big fuss.
But after thinking about it carefully, I may recall that I was used as a pillow for a night, and I was spanked as Shu Zhe, and gradually became sad, and took his eyes off Gong Caicai, and said with a self-deprecating wry smile on the corner of his mouth: "Maybe, I really can't get married......"
"That's right! So Ye Lin must be held responsible! ”
Gong Caicai rarely clenched two small fists and echoed sharply, because of nervousness and excitement, the majestic chest that was not commensurate with the small body rose and fell violently.
"Responsible? How can he be held responsible? ”
Although there is a lingering sadness in his heart, Gong Caicai's childish proposal like a primary school student makes the class leader want to laugh.
I don't know if the lecture of the scientific happiness teaching has had an effect, and today Gong Caicai has taken out the courage of his life.
"If you do it, you will be responsible...... Of course, let Ye Lin marry you! If he refuses to marry you, he's a bad guy!! Even if he marries you, he's a bad guy......"
It's not that Gong Caicai's prejudice against me hasn't been removed, but Gong Caicai probably thinks that if you marry the class leader, you can't marry Xiaoqin, and in the final analysis, it will hurt a girl who can't get married, so I'm a villain.
It seems that Gong Caicai really doesn't hold a grudge against Xiaoqin, and at this time she is still feeling guilty because she doesn't have a way to get both, and I dubbed her like that just now, I'm so sorry for her.
"That kind of thing...... I wasn't expecting it......"
The squad leader took Obama by the hand and took a few steps along the stream, his voice becoming more and more excited as the pace grew bigger and bigger (Gong Caicai couldn't keep up).
As if he had discovered the depths of his soul, an incredible whirlpool of feelings had appeared, and this whirlpool was devouring his confidence, courage and principles, so that the squad leader became angry for no reason.
"Where is he better than others? With such fierce eyes and such a bad temper, my brother has more haode than him! ”
"Although...... After eating, he will help me wash the dishes, which is better than Xiao Zhe, and he will not bully small animals behind my back like Xiao Zhe......"
"But that's not a big deal! It's a thing that anyone can do! ”
Hey, hey, squad leader, your logic is so confused that you've already started to say that Shu Zhe is not a human being! Although I don't think he was wronged at all by what you said......
"Obviously his brain is not stupid, but he just refuses to study hard, let him go to the physics competition to get a ranking, and add some points when he takes the high school entrance examination, which is also regarded as a deaf ear!"
"I don't care! Don't care anymore! Does he have any future prospects, and I have to worry about them? As if I could get some light! He said that he likes to go to the construction site to move bricks, so let him go! ”
"Wang!" When Obama heard that I was going to move bricks, he looked very happy.
Glad you sister! You imperialist lackey! Even if I really go to move bricks, I have to borrow you from Amy and let you go to pull the brick cart to lose weight!
"Squad leader, squad leader! Slow down, I can't keep up! ”
Gong Caicai shouted in the back with a sigh of relief.
Only then did the squad leader stop, settle down, and comb the long hair in his ears back with the five fingers of his left hand to sort out his chaotic emotions.
Finally, she let out a long exhale, and her tone became cold, as if she had become a uniformed sheriff.
"Now is not the time to be confused, this is not the time to hesitate - I have more important things to do in the future!"
Even self-hypnosis was used.
"And...... Who would like that kind of person? Even if he kneels down and begs me, I ......"
Biting his lip.
“…… I won't marry him either! ”
As I spoke, I kicked a small pebble under my feet as hard as if it were my hateful head.
The pebbles hit the surface of the water and jumped three times in a row before sinking to the bottom, creating waves of fine lines on the stream.
There were also ripples in my heart.