I didn't do anything else all Sunday, just to test the functionality of my heart.

In order to avoid being seen as a psychopath with ADHD and then chicken blood, I drew the curtains beforehand.

Aim at the dangling sandbags in the bedroom, first 200 jabs, then 50 hooks! And kicks! 100 cracked legs! Arhat Nioh Fist! Mongolia is domineering! Damn it, you scumbag!

"Xiaolin, do you want to talk to me?"

My dad heard my call sign through the door, thinking that I was out there and was venting.

"No, you don't! I'm so good! ”

After beating the punching bag, I did another 100 squats, 100 push-ups, until I was sweating profusely and couldn't move in bed anymore.

It's okay, the reduction in exercise in the past few months doesn't seem to have greatly reduced my physical fitness, and most importantly, after my stress test, it can be confirmed that the viral heart attack has been completely cured!

Of course, strictly speaking, although the heart disease is gone, the virus in the blood is still there, but it will not adversely affect me anymore.

When I went to school on Monday, I couldn't hide the excitement in my heart and laughed all morning.

"Is there any happy event for Ye Lin?" Xiaoqin, who was sitting next to me, asked.

Of course, there are happy events! Because my heart attack was cured! But I never told you that I had a heart attack, so now that I'm cured, it's inconvenient to tell you, I can share the joy with the squad leader, but in that case, the squad leader won't be particularly accommodating to me, right? Do you want to hide it from the squad leader for a while?

People are in good spirits on happy occasions, I not only helped Niu Shili get physics teaching aids today, but also helped the freshmen take down the basketball stuck in the middle of the basket and rebound, and even competed with Xiong Yaoyue to see who could rush to the commissary first.

"What the hell are you doing?" The squad leader finally noticed my abnormality, and she lowered her voice and said to me, "Aren't you afraid of a heart attack?" I finally suspended your sports committee from the ......"

"That's right! I have a heart condition! ”

It's okay if the squad leader doesn't remind me, but as soon as the squad leader reminds me, I immediately grabbed the clothes on my chest and looked pained:

"I accidentally exercised too much, and my body was so uncomfortable......"

As he spoke, he tilted his body and fell towards the class leader, the same as Amy's action on me on Halloween.

Unbelievably, the squad leader actually dodged! Didn't help me, but dodged away!!

weishenme! Even if you are afraid that others will see you gossip, and you don't dare to use your elastic body to cushion me, you should at least help me out of humanitarianism! Luckily, I reacted quickly, otherwise my head would have hit the wall and I would have knocked out a big bag!

"You've got a heart attack, aren't you?" The squad leader, who dodged my impact sideways, gradually regained his staticness with long hair behind him, "I saw you enter the classroom this morning, your expression was unusually energetic, and I had this suspicion...... Now it seems that this is indeed the case. ”

"Huh? How do you know? I was confused, "I did run and jump a little bit today, but that doesn't prove my mental illness...... No, it's a heart attack! ”

The squad leader clasped his hands on his chest and tilted his head back to better despise me.

"For detectives, the truth requires a lot of clues to make a puzzle, and you just pretended to have a heart attack, which is a piece of the puzzle."

"Am I not pretending to be like this?" I twisted the chest of the athletic top of my school uniform into a swirl.

"Hmph, not to mention that when you pretended to have a heart attack, your lips didn't turn purple at all, and most importantly - the heart should be on the left side! Isn't it too fake that you grabbed the right chest!? ”

Nima! I really scratched the wrong chest! Because the race with Xiong Yaoyue consumed a lot of oxygen, and now I am in the oxygen replenishment stage, the workload of my lungs is a bit large, causing a slight burning sensation, so when I pretended to have a heart attack, I subconsciously grabbed my right chest!

What a fiasco! As soon as I got carried away, my IQ plummeted, and this weakness is estimated to be impossible to change in my life!

"Well, heart disease was cured......

I can only explain the truth to the squad leader.

Of course, I didn't say anything that I didn't need to let the squad leader know, I just said that Dr. Yu finally found a special medicine to cure me after painstaking research, and then he cured me with joy.

"Is it totally alright?" The squad leader, who kept his distance from me, seemed a little indifferent from his standing posture, but his tone was very caring.

"Totally good! I tested it myself at home yesterday, and now I can go to the triathlon right away! Ah hahahahaha!! ”

I desperately show off in front of the squad leader, maybe I look like an idiot.

"Then it's better to be cautious," the squad leader calmly persuaded, "It's best to suspend the duties of the sports committee for a while, and wait until your physical condition is stable before making arrangements." ”

At this time, the class bell rang, and the class leader couldn't say anything more to me, but when she walked away from me, I noticed that she was touching her chest and seemed to breathe a long sigh of relief.

At noon, I led Xiaoqin to make a tooth sacrifice on the snack street, but I found that the squad leader and Gong Caicai appeared at the door of the self-service bank, and the squad leader was withdrawing money from the ATM, and Gong Caicai looked around nervously.

Is it a stop by to get some money after a meal? I vaguely heard that the class leader Jihua is going to make a sumptuous banquet to celebrate my recovery from a heart attack, so now is it time to take money to buy raw materials? You don't have to break the bank! If you really want to cook for me, you can go to Amy's VIP building, and you can use all kinds of high-end ingredients as you like!

"It would be nice if I met an ATM robber," Xiao Qin said in a tone that was not malicious in her tone, "Then if I subdue the robber, Ye Lin will award me a star!" ”

"Don't crow's mouth! You haven't seen an ATM robber for more than a month, how can it be the squad leader's turn to withdraw money......"

"Help! Someone is robbing money! ”

A middle-aged woman's urgent cry for help suddenly rang out in the crowd.

No way? Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive! At an ATM cash withdrawal office adjacent to the squad leader, a robbery occurred in broad daylight.

A middle-aged woman dressed in gorgeous clothes took a thick stack of money and put it in her bag, and was walking slowly in all directions, when a pale, extremely malnourished robber rushed by, snatched the bag violently, and staggered down the alley.

Look like this, it's a drug addict! Because I don't have money to take drugs, I take risks, and whether it's in a crowded place or not, I grab money when I see it, and if I have money, I can buy drugs!

Whenever I hear the news that a promising young man has ruined his life by drugs, I always feel that Officer Ma's work is very valuable, so even if Officer Ma is not so friendly to me, I often don't care about him "a lot".

"Grab the money! Call the police for me! My phone is in that bag too! ”

The angry middle-aged woman pointed to the back of the drug addict as she fled, and shouted to the crowd of onlookers.

Her eyes fell on the nearest Gong Caicai, presumably seeing the mobile phone in Gong Caicai's hand, so she motioned to Gong Caicai to help call the police with a very fleshy double chin, but Gong Caicai had just witnessed the whole process of the robbery, and at this time she was already frightened, trembling and not knowing what to do.

"Class and squad leader ......"

The squad leader had just turned her back to the outside, and by the time she had finished withdrawing the money and turned around, the robber had already run away.

"Yes, the location is in the snack street behind the 28th Middle School, the prisoner is of medium height, wearing dark blue clothes, his face is very pale, I don't know if he has a murder weapon."

The squad leader helped to call the police as soon as possible, and she did not reluctantly catch up with the drug robber who might jump over the wall, after all, she has not officially become a police officer and has no police tools.

Xiaoqin laughed out loud behind me, "~\(≧▽≦)/~ Long live!" Finally, it's my turn to show off my skills! ”

"Don't do anything stupid!" I tried to stop Xiaoqin, but she chased after her in a flicker of the alley where the robber disappeared, and I had no choice but to follow.

"Ye Lin? What are you and Celery going to do? ”

The squad leader also spotted us nearby at this time, and did not approve of our reckless act of righteousness and courage.

"Yes, yes, yes! Hurry up and grab the bag back for me! The middle-aged woman shouted behind me, "You don't need the things inside, the bag is more valuable!" Get the bag back, I've got a reward! ”

Huh? Could it be the legendary LV (pronounced "donkey") brand bag? It seems that there are a lot of rich women in Dongshan City!

I followed Xiaoqin into the alley, turned around, and saw no trace of Xiaoqin, but saw the LV bag that was discarded on the ground.

The robbers don't know the goods! Did you actually take away the cash and lose the more valuable LV bag? However, it may also be that he has no channels to sell stolen goods and is in a hurry to buy drugs, so whether it is LV bags, mobile phones or cosmetics, they are all thrown on the ground at will.

Worried that Xiaoqin would have an accident, I picked up the LV bag and continued to chase after it, not that I wanted to go to the rich woman to get a reward, but if the robber showed the murder weapon, I could use this expensive bag as a shield.

But I'm a step too late.

By the time I saw the robber around the corner, he had fallen to the ground, his shirt half stripped off, and his sleeves had become a rope that bound his hands behind his back - I don't know if he had tasted Xiaoqin's iron fist or was addicted to drugs, and he was foaming at the mouth and losing consciousness.

Xiao Qin sat on a low wall next to her, dangling her legs, as if it was an easy and pleasant thing to deal with a robber, and a pile of stolen money was placed on the wall.

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... As the saying goes: A good person protects three villages, a good dog protects three neighbors, although I am a cat, but it is also a good mood to punish evil and promote good, and more importantly, Ye Lin will award me stars! ”

In the middle of her words, she suddenly covered her neck and screamed "oops".

"What's wrong with you!?" I was shocked, "Did you get hurt in the fight?" ”

However, Xiaoqin's expression quickly returned to normal.

"Hehe, it's not an injury~ It's that I wear a lot of clothes in the fall, and there is static electricity on my body, so I accidentally electrocuted myself!"

As she spoke, she spit out her little tongue at me and said, "Every autumn, I will become an electric eel cat, which is really troublesome!" Ye Lin won't be afraid of being electrocuted by me, and then he won't dare to approach me, right? ”