Although my English is not good, I can barely know that the transliteration of birthday "party" is more accurate to pronounce as birthday "party".

I don't know if the squad leader has to be precise in everything, she forced Zhuang Ni's body to lie on the bed, and with the slap on her buttocks, she spent an unforgettable birthday "party".

Amy and I, on my side, didn't have anything to remember for a lifetime, the younger humans get, the more sleep time they need, Amy said a few words to me and my eyelids fought, and I fell asleep in a daze.

It was getting late, and I didn't insist on walking home at night, so I went straight to sleep in room 103 (which was the guest room Amy had prepared for me).

The next day was Saturday, and since they didn't have to go to school, the class leaders must have slept late last night (I don't know if there was a pillow fight), and they didn't have to get up too early today.

I woke up at about 5 o'clock because I forgot to turn off my phone before going to bed and received a spam text message.

After being woken up, I couldn't sleep anymore, so I just got up and went outside the VIP building for morning exercises.

happened to meet 004 and 005, who were also exercising in the morning, and these two bodyguards really had a special morning exercise method.

It stands to reason that there is nothing special about dancing and morning exercises, and the aunt of the neighborhood committee in my community likes to do this.

But 004 and 005, as foreigners, can't the soundtrack of dancing and morning exercise be high-end and foreign? Can't you listen to Michael Jackson's music? weishenme wants to use his mobile phone to play "The Most Dazzling National Style", and he sings along with incomplete tones!

"You are the most bottomless dizzy vegetable on the edge of Wo Tian, let Wo Yongxin blow you up......"

Sure enough, it's distance that produces beauty.,Now I have some understanding.,Weishenme Cao Gonggong after learning a little Japanese.,I think Japanese animation songs aren't as good as they used to be.。

"Dut - my next birthday is celebrated, and he didn't invite me, and I'm in a good mood......

The Rabbit drove from behind 004 and 005 angrily.

Of course, the subordinate in its mouth refers to Gong Caicai.,Gong Caicai treats others too politely.,And not good at rejecting others.,So the rabbit was forced to find a weakness.,Once Yujian is over, he has to give orders to Gong Caicai.。

Just then, my phone rang again, and it was the sound of receiving a text message.

I thought it was another spam text message, but when I opened my inbox, its content was very inexplicable:

"100 ml of red wine, 50 ml of white wine, 50 ml of cola, two raw eggs."

Huh? Is this some kind of home remedies? Did you send it to the wrong person? I looked at the sender, and it was not an unfamiliar number, but it was displayed as "Lantu". What's going on? Is there a typo? "Blueprint" is the right way to write it, right? Could it be that Professor Bai used Huang Fengwei's mobile phone to play a joke with me?

I contacted Professor Bai on "Heartbeat Q&A" and asked him what the strange home remedies he sent me were for, and Professor Bai said that he had not sent a text message, maybe there was a bug when the phone was running, and I didn't pay much attention to it.

But that afternoon, Xiaoqin and I were on the phone, and after she told me about last night's birthday party, this person named "Lantu" sent me another text message:

"Don't contact Bai Hefang, the formula I gave you can cure heart disease."

I was shocked, this guy obviously knew that I had been in contact with Professor Bai, "Fang" of course referred to Fang Xin, and I had a viral heart disease, neither Professor Bai nor Fang Xin knew, but this person named "Lantu" knew!

Who is he sacred? And the formula he provided, really like what Dr. Yu said, is the "Poison King" who uses the materials that can be found every day to cure incurable diseases, and the main ingredient is indeed alcohol!

I called back to "Lantu", but it showed that the other party was empty, it seemed that he was using some kind of computer software to send me a text message, so I had to text and ask:

"Who are you? Do you want to help me? Where did you learn about this recipe? ”

The other party only answered one question from me, but this one answer alone was enough to make me stunned.

"Because I love you, I want to help you, and you can trust me 100 percent."

No...... No way! Who the hell is this prank on me! Xiong Yaoyue could have done this, tricking me into drinking that bunch of stuff and then laughing at me, but she didn't know that I had a heart attack!

"You...... Is it a woman? ”

I want to narrow it down.

Unexpectedly, the other party's answer was unexpected again.

"Is gender that important? Do you have to know my gender to decide whether or not to respond to my love? I'm tired, that's all for today, you follow the detailed ingredients I provided, and cure your heart attack first! ”

Next, Lantu sent a few text messages that had been compiled in advance, detailing how to mix red wine, white wine, Coke and eggs, making people feel that if it was a prank, it would be too careful.

After that, no matter how much I texted, Lantu didn't pay attention to me, and he really did what he said.

This guy weishenme cares so much about gender! Someone who is not a girl and likes me, I can only think of Penthos! Also, he did know that I had a heart attack......

But today is not April Fool's Day, Halloween has already passed yesterday, and Penthos is a person who likes to get straight to the point and will not play this kind of text prank with me.

It was useless to think about it alone, so I went to the underground laboratory in the VIP building to find Dr. Yu, and directly copied the formula on the text message to him, and asked him to shrink it year-on-year and use the mice for experiments.

"Where did you get this recipe?" Dr. Yu's face was solemn, "Although the ingredients are simple, they must be blended with professional instruments to make an effect similar to that of a cocktail, which is indeed my senior brother's style......"

The first mouse used for the experiment had been artificially infected with viral heart disease for more than two months, and it turned out that after being injected with this formula, it was actually cured! Even if I was stimulated with an electric shock afterwards, I didn't die of a heart attack!

Dr. Yu and I were overjoyed, but we couldn't generalize, and in order to prove that the formula really worked, we had to experiment with more mice, so it was another toss-up.

Zuihou Result: Either injected or fed, none of the fifty infected mice died, and all of them were cured of heart disease by this miraculous formula.

Dr. Yu looked at me with burning eyes, and he probably felt that he was ready for human experimentation.

"You can't go wrong! This must have been the recipe I got from my brother 'Poison King'! I've known that it's been so long, senior brother, he must have researched the antidote, but he deliberately dragged it out and didn't want to give it to you! Want to take it now? ”

Facing Dr. Yu, who was obviously emotional, I calmed down a little.

Ashu Qiaoken made a deal with me because the virus in my blood could provide her with material for researching new drugs, and if I drank the antidote to kill the virus, wouldn't the deal be invalid? This is a deal involving Amy!

I expressed my concerns, but Dr. Yu tested the mice and found that although their heart disease was cured, the virus in their bodies was not killed, and they became a harmless symbiotic community in the blood, which means that taking the antidote will cure the heart disease, but there is no change.

If there is such a good thing, what are you waiting for? At the instigation of Dr. Yu, I picked up the "cocktail" with haode in the beaker and drank it cleanly with my neck tilted!

The strange-tasting liquid slid down my throat, and I felt as if a bucket of ice water had been poured over my shoulders, and I shivered.

It's so itchy...... Unbelievably, I felt like my heart was itching, as if it was the heart itself, and I wanted to take it out and scratch it.

The itching sensation was followed by a strange sensation of cold on the fingertips, but it didn't last long, and the cold turned into heat again.

It turns out that those mice who were injected with the antidote were screaming, and they had gone through this process! It's a pity that they can't speak, otherwise they can remind me and prepare me in advance!

"Cough, cough, cough,"

After a shudder, I suddenly coughed, but with the cough, a sense of freedom that had been broken through some kind of shackles swept through my body.

"It's definitely already, isn't it?" Dr. Yu looked at me with confidence, "The doctor's prescription is like a fingerprint, and when I saw this prescription, I immediately felt that it was from my brother's handwriting...... I'm afraid his recipe leaked out and you got it, right? ”

Although I should still run on the treadmill, receive electric shocks, and read mature magazines to make sure that my heart attack was cured, I just punched the air and knew that the viral heart attack was gone.

If I am still controlled by heart disease, I should have a rapid heart rate and need to be rescued.

The viral heart disease that had plagued me for so long was cured so easily, and I couldn't help but wonder if there was some conspiracy involved.

I asked Dr. Yu to check my blood composition for the first time, and after various analyses, like a guinea pig, the composition has not changed because of the cure of heart disease, and the transaction with Ai Shuqiao can continue.

"Dr. Yu, can you keep it a secret from Ai Shuqiao, don't say that my heart attack has been cured?" I didn't hold out much hope and asked Dr. Yu.

Unexpectedly, Dr. Yu agreed very happily, "Yes, this is not the key to your transaction anyway, and I recently got a windfall income, so I am not particularly anxious to ask Ai Shuqiao to grant me funds." ”

It turned out that the man whose whole family was killed by a landmine that Dr. Yu had treated in Angola had realized that "everything was the government's fault" and then joined the guerrillas, he actually became a warlord and became a warlord, and now he remembers the benefits of Dr. Yu and gives Dr. Yu a lot of Angolan diamonds, hoping that Dr. Yu can go over to him as a military doctor.

"Because my friends in the United States helped me sell the diamonds, the research funds were temporarily free, so I was ready to do something I liked, and it was a bit troublesome to always listen to Ai Shukyo's command......

Huh? After a long time, we couldn't buy Dr. Yu, did Dr. Yu buy himself by himself? Although Dr. Yu had to listen to Ai Shuqiao's orders again in the event of a shortage of funds, it was good news.

However, Dr. Yu couldn't guess who "Lantu" was, and he said that the "drug king" Klinger paid attention to the confidentiality of information and could steal information from Klinger, unless there was a mole.